WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHOOSE PRIME

>>380295289
Haha bitch.

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>Space
>Music makes me think of Metroid
>Visuals slowly take the screw attack S shape
>HOLY SHIT YES IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
>4
>Wait, that doesn't add up
>Prime

Stop bitching nobody gives a fuck about your shit, nobody buys those bitch ass games, deal with it

>Why faggots want one of the most aclaimed and well designed games in the entire metroid series wich succesfully got a 3d convertion
Gee, I dunno man, maybe you're underage b&

I don't care for Prime but I'm glad someone's getting what they want

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>people on /v/ hate metroid prime now
wew

>>380296438
>the most aclaimed and well designed games in the entire metroid series
You mean Super and Zero Mission?

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>>380296438
>well designed games in the entire metroid series
>a fucking shooter

>>380297414
t. underage b& who never played the games

>people on 2017 complaining about Metroid Prime
>calling it a shooter

LMAO

HOW CAN YOU GET TO THIS POINT AND NOT HAVE PLAYED A PRIME GAME

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES LMAOOOO

>>380297676
They're not well designed. They're linear as fuck and the Trilogy release even removed some of the few sequence breaks that did exist, and the whole last third of Prime 1 is a fetch quest for goddamn keys to open the final boss' room.

2D Metroid!
We're getting it! A classic Metroid!

>>380295289
Well you got it.

>>380298571
>>380298598
OP ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

You've done it OP!

>>380295289
>I want my 2D Metriod back
Well there you go.

>>380295289
Metroid Samus Returns just announced

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We did it

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2D METROID!

2D METROID!

2D METROID!

You faggots missed it!

NINTENDO WON!!!!!!

Guess your call was answered you fucking faggot.

OP BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>380295289
OP anally destroyed.

Well then OP.
Are you happy yet?

>>380295289
LITERALLY MINUTES LATER...

well OP. what do you think?

OP ANALLY REKT

OP GOT BTFO LIKE A COMPLAINING LITTLE BITCH

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>>380295289
OP BTFO BY NINTENDO

FUCKING APOLOGIZE

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>>380295289
Hey, retard, you got it too, bitch.

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>>380298571
>It's a fucking remake of 2

>>380295289
A 2D Metroid just got revealed too.

Now we're both happy, faggot.

OP HERE, FUCKING HOLD ME HOLY SHIT

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>>380299984
APOLOGIZE

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>>380295289
WELL GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER

I'm salty I missed the code handouts in the sticky

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>>380295289
>>380299984

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>>380299984

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>>380295289
Are you watching the Nintendo treehouse right at this very fucking moment you goddamn fucking piece of fucking retarded faggot fucking shit head?

>>380299984
METROID FEDERATION APOLOGY FORCE

>>380299652
Maybe it'll turn 2 into not-shit

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>>380295289
>OP

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>>380299984

its just a remake
why are you guys excited?

>getting btfo in your own thread
kek

>>380300154

anyone know what those were? I didnt get one

>>380297821

It is an FPS. Autoaim doesn't change that.

>>380300407
the remake already did that

Splatoon 2 for the PC

>>380295289
We have both, anon

>>380300905
it's as much of an FPS as System shock is

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>>380299984
>AM2R got DMCA'd, because Nintendo was literally making it

>Audrey hiding her hits

Nintendo lost.

>>380300928
Now we finally understand the C&D

>>380295289
A P O L O G I Z E

>>380301137

At least System shock has inventory puzzles. All Prime has to break up the monotony is platforming.

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>>380301229
>Nintendo were mad that AM2R looked better and played better than their own remake

>>380300650
They're desperate for 2D Metroid.

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>>380300793
at least one of them was Nier: Automata, which is why I'm salty

or so someone claimed

>>380295289
You are getting that retard, ones coming out for the 3DS

>>380295289
>fuck you i want my 2d Metroid back.

Has anyone ever been BTFO'd in real time by a company faster than OP?

>>380301229
>>380301553
I actually fear this is the case. could you imagine how good it would've looked if Nintendo's had 2d sprites faithful to 2d Metroid titles?

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>>380301887
>>380301807
>remake

ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>>380300650
not a remake. same story, different levels

>>380301956
3D was a mistake. This really don't look good at all, and in some areas the art style is conspicuously bad, like the chozo statues. It's so fucking bright, too.

RIP OP FALSEFLAGGIN

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>>380299984

>>380301887
That one FF7 remake guy the past E3 I think.

So Metroid Prime is a shooter but the 2D Metroids aren't?

THE STATE OF OP

>>380295289
Eat your crows and dicks, faggot.

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>>380301929
Literally this thread in the nutshell

>>380302052
I know right? Those poor Vita titles that were announced were torn to shreds.

>>380301956
Or, you fucking know, they took it down because they're both the same game essentially but one is free.
Use your brain.

>Doubting Nintendo.

>>380301929

This fits pretty well to OP's situation.

>>380295289
You got a 2d metroid bitch. Now you can look for something else to complain about.

>>380302052
Sauce

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>post yfw

>>380303054
>remake
I can literally launch my console and play this "new" shit right now

>>380301929
This will never not be posted in filename threads with some relation to Metroid now.

>>380298259
>the whole last third

Why do you hate a game you clearly haven't played?

>>380303219
Prepped and ready to go. I'm impressed.

>>380295289
now complain that it isn't in pixel art, you fucking fag

>>380302579
they're not going to be the same. sure they remake the same source material but the mechanics and progression are going to be different. sides people will pay for a better game anyway.

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>>380295289
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED OP

>>380303219
>It doesn't have the new levels and abilities
You could also play Street fighter turbo instead of playing 5.

>>380296936
Welcome to the era of /nu/-tendo: Where Other M was the best Metroid of all time and no one ever liked Mario games.

>>380295289
DEVASTATED
DESTROYED
ANALY RAVAGED
CHOKED ON CHODE
FINISHED
MUTILATED
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Are we literally doing this same thread again

>>380295289
>a fucking shooter Metroid?
It's not a shooter though? It's a first person action adventure platforming puzzle game.

>>380295289
>>380299984
I imagine you're happy about being blown the fuck out for the first time in your life.

>>380301229
>>380301956
They would have C&D'd it regardless you retards.

Or do you think they're also working on a Waluigi game too

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>>380303168
holy fuck can someone post a link to the thread?

>>380307353
Just reply to the post number.

>>380307353
are retarded?

>>380307353
jesus. here:
>>380287604

>>380307028
>Or do you think they're also working on a Waluigi game too
I am starting to wonder.

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>>380303168

>>380308143
oh man I wish

Why are we getting excited for this? The remake looks bad and Prime 4 isn't even fucking Retro Studios

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>>380301929
Please make a "I wanted 2D" with a Prime 4 Cover on the box then it opens with Metroid 2 inside

>>380298927
>OP wants 2D Metroid
>Gets 2.5D Metroid
monkey_paw.jpg

>>380295289
We getting both, nigga.

Life is worth living again

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>>380303168
I won't laugh, because I legit didn't see this coming either.

>>380295289
Never played these games. What's so good about them?

>>380295289
Fag nigger blown the fuck out

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>>380295895
>>Music makes me think of Metroid

>he didn't instantly recognize that it's Prime 1 title theme
dude, how can you-
>he dislikes Prime

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The indie game market is spewing out Metroidvanias by the shit load every fucking day. What can Nintendo even add with Metroid?
>le shooters reeeee it's just like ebil call of duty
lmao is it 2009 again?

>>380295289

Fuck you nigger, prime is my favourite series

>>380307353
>can't figure out how to link himself there

go to reddit

>>380307353
dumb frogposter
>>380287604

ATHEISTS BTFO NOW AND FOREVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt240QQsmDw&feature=youtu.be

>>380303092
artist name is Why

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AM2R will always be superior. Also nothing will beat the stuff the dev added in like seeing the marines get fucked, or the timed explosion segment. Also the cliff at the top of the planet was great. The new 3DS Metroid game is by mercurystream the idiots that did the 3DS Castlevania games so DROPPED
>>380301807
>2.5D 30fps Metroid 2 remake
>from the developers of this pile of shit
Oh boy, I can't wait!
Same engine as Mirror of Fate, same slow-motion block-counter move as Mirror of Fate, same floaty movement, same 30 FPS lock with dips way below that (you can clearly see the trailer going sub 30 FPS multiple times) and most importantly, MercurySteam logo at the end.
It's trash..

>>380295289
Fake Nintendo bro blown the fuck out.

>>380295289
Look kids! A dinosaur!

>>380313709
>AM2R will always be superior.
how is vaporware superior?