POST YOUR FACE WATCHING THE NINTENDO CONFERENCE

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>>380291232

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>>380291232

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
>previews of the shitty spin off games that I hate
>oh well, guess they are the new mainline now and all my favorite series are dead

Thanks Nintendo!

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>nothing Splatoon 2 related
>nothing Tales related
What was the fucking point? Everybody lost this year.

Boobs!!!

And, uh, games I guess.

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>>380291232
>that voice acting

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>it was a fucking rocket league trailer

>>380292139
Why would you expect something Tales related at the Nintendo conference?

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>>380291232

Warms my heart to see AAA cartoony games.

Tired of AAA budgets going towards gritty psuedo realistic shit

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
That Odyssey
That Rocket League
That Pokemon
That Metroid!!!

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>>380291232

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>>380292361
Pic related.

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>>380292497
I'm just glad one company has the balls to not make everything identity politics. Not a single black woman with an afro in Nintendo's games!

>>380292497
>gritty psuedo realistic
You're in luck since nintendo products can only run extremely stylized cartoony games.

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
>gives all their trailers at once
>goes right into gameplay afterwards
Anyone else really appreciating the lack of bullshit with their conference?

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>mfw I see the super fast car passing by
>mfw it's not F-Zero but fucking Rocket League
At least Metroid Prime 4 is in development.

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>>380292782
Embarrassing senpai.

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Kirby is back.
Switch ordered.

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>>380292981
>no indie shit
>no diversity pandering
>no "muh industry"
>just games, games, games

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MEXICAN MARIO ENCOUNTERS THE WALL

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>>380292981
>Anyone else really appreciating the lack of bullshit with their conference?
Yeah, it just makes you realize how long winded and full of filler the other conferences are. I hope they never go back to on stage presentations.

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>>380293353
MARIO MEETS TRUMP

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
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>>380293583
holy shit

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WOOOOOW AMIBOOS

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>>380291232
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>>380293335
Gotta love how little shit Japan gives for diversity. They made the trailer diverse for marketing but that's it.

Also thank FUCK no indie shit

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>>380294293
>mad sonybro assblasted at his company showcases' lack of games

I mean hey, at least you get Undertale, right?

>>380292793
c'mon man, you can't prove that their motivation is forced diversity. Like is it possible to see a black woman character and not feel funny about it?

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>>380293135
welcome home, white man

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>>380294612
Not only that, but the best brown woman in the entire summer was made by Nintendo, because it wasn't for a diversity agenda and they wanted to make a character who was FUN TO PLAY, IMAGINE THAT!

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>bought a PS4 Pro and a PSTV a week ago
>now I have to buy a Switch too

Damn OP, is this a you hear it you lose thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO26RQkfID8

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>>380291232

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>>380292497
this

>>380295016
Please give me that

>>380292763
They previously said that there's going to be additional announcements during Treehouse, so we'll just have to wait and see.

>>380292592
What Pokemon?
I missed the live stream and can't find anything about it

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>show all the trailers immediately
>doesn't waste time yapping on a stage
>no diversity pandering bullshit
>no indie shit
>immediately transitions into a gameplay demonstration
Nintendo won hands fucking down.

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>>380291232

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Confused. Was expecting good shit

>>380295518
Here ma nigga
https://youtu.be/NYYGX7gLBOo

>>380295518

Pokemon stars literally confirmed in the works

>>380295518
they said that a mainline rpg pokemon game is in development for the switch, nothing more than that

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>xenoblade 2 eng dub
>odyssey dorito currency

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>>380294797
Sure, but when every single company starts doing it out of nowhere you don't think it's more than a fucking coincidence? Especially in the current political climate.

>>380296083
Xenoblade should always be english dubbed with bong or commonwealth accents.

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Wasn't FromSoft supposed to be announcing some shit?

>>380294797
I only start feeling funny about it when the same fucking afro lady is in every single trailer.

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THE MOMENT '4' APPEARED MADE ME AHEGAO IS FUCK

SWEET JESUS

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
metroid 4 was a great tease, but was kinda hoping for a 3rd person ac

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Things I wanted that I didn't get:
>Switch OS update with cloud saves
>Virtual Console
>Animal Crossing
>Smash
>Moth3r

Things I wanted that I DID get:
>METROID
>Kirby
>Pokemon

8/10

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>>380296806

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>>380296661
uuhhh

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>>380293335
Rocket League is indie.

>>380298243
I hated that, too. Unoriginality should not beget unoriginality.

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0/10 no sassy black afro lady

>>380297698
do it again Bomber Harriet!

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>>380295016
I beg you, please give me the source

>>380301348
Tell me Raph is best girl and I'll give you it.

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>>380301924
Easy. She is so good.

>>380291958
Salty

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>>380299693
okay if you think both are indefensible I have no issue with that. Reasonable standpoint.

>>380292193
Perfect.

>>380300464
I feel like you're missing one.

>>380302118
BONUS GAME (euphoria)

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>>380302539
thank you

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>>380293026
>tfw no new F-Zero

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>>380291232
Only the Mario trailer was good

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>>380292240
this

lol new meme?

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>>380291232

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>>380291232
Where was that image from?

Here's my spicy takes, on the Yoshi and Kirby teasers, there's some pretty obvious slowdown whenever there's anything resembling excess particle effects, sudden dynamic shadowing and transparency, and a lot of shit happening on the screen, these are also simple platformers with what looks like some pretty basic shading, something's gotta give if you want 3rd party devs to actually contribute or be impressed by your "console", because the Switch is so far looking like something you buy for Nintendo games and nothing else, a strategy the killed the Wii U. How much does Nintendo's core audiance genuinely put-up with?