POST YOUR REPORT CARDS BITCHES

>>380291242
>F - -
Pretty funny, they're so bad they're below an F-

>>380291242
>FPBP

I don't think anyone won. They were all kind of... Meh.

Especially Nintendo's because it was so short.

Fuck, I'll say Devolver Digital won because at least that shit was trippy and fun.

>>380291036
>>380291242
two of most reasonable posters on /v/

It's not that Nintendo had the biggest guns but rather everyone else underwhelmed so bad that a simple "4" was at first enough
to send hype levels sky rocketing but the obvious Metroid Prime following it was bigger, more exciting and more of a reason to buy
the Nintendo Switch than a 500++ console that does 4k. That's it.

>EA
B
>Microsoft
A-
>Bethesda
F
>Devolver
Didn't want it.
>Ubisoft
B+
>Sony
C+
>Nintendo
B-
>Overall
B

>it's a 15yr old kid gives Nintendo an A for E3 episode

I've seen this episode every year. Getting boring.

the most anyone deserves is a D+
this E3 was fucking garbage

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>>380291036

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>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
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>Metroid
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>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
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>Metroid
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>Metroid
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>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid
>Metroid
Metroid

And they say a trans protag wont sell games

Fuck off Ubishills.

>>380294352
>Ubishills
they don't exist

>EA
D-
>Microsoft
C+
>Bethesda
F-- dude paid mods lmao
>Devolver
F, please never do this again
>Ubisoft
Don't care, didn't watch
>Sony
C
>Nintendo
B
>Overall
D+ could've been worse

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>>380291036
I fully acknowledge that I'm a hypocrite for shitting on games getting revealed too early but flipping my shit over the MP4 logo harder than I have at anything shown at E3 in years. I don't care.

Could someone that liked the Ubisoft show explain exactly what they liked about it? I genuinely can't understand.

>>380291242
>feminazi
>because there are women in it
kek

>EA
F
>Microsoft
C
>Bethesda
F
>Ubisoft
C
>Sony
F
>Nintendo
A- (would've been A+ if they didn't lose the MH franchise)

>>380295530
It's just shills.

>>380291242
Top-tier report, anon

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>>380291036

>>380291036
EA :: B+
Microsoft :: A-
Bethesda :: B+
Devolver :: C+
Ubisoft :: B+
Sony :: C
Nintendo :: B-
Overall :: B

Anyway, I have a bunch of new games I'm interested in seeing more of now, like every E3.

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>>380291036

>>380295530
That's because you're newfag piece of shit that never played BG&E or heard of Ancel

>>380295801
MH is back where it belongs. Sony always wins baby

>>380294268
Brianna pls go away

>>380296323
>Sony
>B

They showed nothing.

>>380295530
New AC has a cool setting that makes me interested, BGE2, Skull and Bones.

>>380296261
>EA
D-
>MS
C+
>Beth
D
>Ubi
C
>Sony
C-
>Nintendo
B-

Overall disappointing. This is where I say "we need to wait until TGS for the good games"

>>380296402
>MH is back where it belongs
Yeah on PC

>>380291968
Who are you quoting?

>>380296323
Hey that is mine. Devlover is fucking amazing.

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>>380291036
reposting it in this one too

Well I honestly did not expect it, but Nintendo won this time (disclaimer: I own all of the consoles, so I'm completely neutral on this)

Sony was easily the weakest with only 1 new, non-exclusive game, and a remaster

Microsoft will never sell xXxBoxXx if they just put out everything on Windows too (not that it's a bad thing for consumers)

Nintendo fulfilled a lot of old requests, like Metroid, a core Pokemon, Kirby etc.

PC conference needs more new games and less talking

Overall extremely MEH E3, but at least we had a good laughs

See you guys next year

>>380296402
TGS is going to make this board explode when MH5 is confirmed for Switch.

>EA
F
>Microsoft
C+
>Bethesda
C
>Ubisoft
B
>Sony
C
>Nintendo
A
>Overall
C+

>>380292749
nintendo also pulled the "in development" card with metroid rather than actually showing anything

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>BASED NINTENDO
AAA+++
>Everyone else
F--

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>>380291036
Jump is in the air
dat 2dsxl

>>380297389
How is that a bad thing?

>There are people in this thread who think Devolver didn't win E3

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Ignoring the paid DLC I can't be too harsh on Bethesda. Beyond Good and Evil 2, The Evil Within 2 and a cracking looking Wolfenstein. They weren't THAT bad honestly.

I dont understand the hype behind metroid prime, looks like any other scifi fps to me

>>380297517
>Ubi over Nintendo
Pass me some of what you're smoking

>EA
D
pretty much as expected nothing exciting the usual stuff
>MS
C-
is this supposed to convice me to buy an xbone?
>Bethesda
D-
fuck off with your paid mods, wolfie was the only good thing here
>Ubisoft
B
Kinda disappointed that BG&E2 is a prequel, but if Michel Ancel is in charge it will most likely be good
>Sony
C-
Only care about MHW and it's coming to pc too
>Nintendo
A-
If they released an actual trailer for Metroid it would have been GOAT, but still pretty solid conference

>>380297708
Oh wait BG&E is Ubisoft I'm retarded

>>380291242
I'd put Nintendo on par with MS, but this is pretty top tier.

whats up with all the nintendo dicksucking?

they have literally nothing I want to play. just more of the same but worse

I think none deserve even a B and especially not nintendo

>muuh metroid nostalgiafaggotry
crazy that this is all it takes to make you lick their feet

>>380291036
>>380291242
>60 million consoles sold to announce a whole lotta nothin and ruining Spiderman

Sony dropped the ball so hard.

>>380291036
OP makes a pointless thread because his image is the correct answer.

>>380297708

Beyond Good and Evil is Ubisoft.

>>380296682
>Battlefront 2, Metro Exodus, Wolfenstein II, Evil Within 2, Monster Hunter World, Spiderman, SotC remaster
>not good
>not wanting to see more of Anthem and Metroid Prime 4
Nah.

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Was bored to fucking tears. Only excited for Monster Hunter and the new Mario. Sony and Nintendo made me question suicide.

>>380297807
oh shit forgot about metroid.
you're right
Nintendo B++
Nintendo wins

>>380297605
because its not actually showing anything. seriously all they showed was a logo

I don't know how but I've missed the Sony conference.
Anything interesting? Anything from From?

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my nintendo rating

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>>380291036

Dat metroid logo tho

NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

A+

>>380293114
I think Nintendo won but I don't agree that they deserve an A. No one deserves an A this year. It was okay.

>Odyssey looks great
>Fire Emblem Warriors could be great dunno yet
>Kingdom Battle looks surprisingly good
>Kirby looks great
>Pokemon and Metroid news is interesting but nothing to show currently so for now meh

And of course ARMS and Splatoon 2 look good but we already knew basically everything there is to know about those games.

Also as I'm typing this they're showing a new Metroid for the 3DS that actually looks dope.

>>380298440
No From, it was extremely underwhelming. Days Gone footage, Shadow of the Colossus remaster, Spiderman footage, a bunch of throwaway indie PSVR titles, that's about it.

>>380291036
all i really care about is not having to play mh on a shitty 3ds anymore. meanwhile there is nothing about xx on switch.

get fucked nintenbros.

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>EA
D, whatever. some cool stuff but shown later as well

>Microsoft
B-, surprisingly decent but lack of xbox exclusives hurt it. Also shown in other conferences

>Bethesda
F------

>Revovler
Z

>Ubisoft
B-, also surprisingly decent. BG&E2 has me worried a bit otherwise fantastic reveal

>Sony
C, not the high quality we're used to. Spiderman looks way too QTE based. Best thing was MH worlds but again not being exclusive hampers it.

>Nintendo
A-, Metroid prime 4 and more xenoblade 2. yeah, I'm biased, fuck you. These two were the only things I wanted, just wish we saw more of prime 4

>>380299471
A NEW 3DS 2D METROID JUST GOT ANNOUNCED ANON

>>380295801
the main MH game is still coming to switch though

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At least it was better than last year.

>>380299326
Damn. So it's been a pretty underwhelming E3 overall. Nothing really got me going.
Outside of the fever dream of Wolfcop and Killin' it for Devolver/twitch.

>>380299736
Source or fuck outta here.

maybe we should judge nintendo after the treehouse. i mean they LITERALLY showed off 2d metroid just now

EA: D
Microsoft: C+
Bethesda: D-
Devolver: The future/10
Ubisoft: C
Sony: C-
Nintendo C+ (slightly below MS)

Overall: D

Even though i only have a pc and should be glad there were very few exclusives announceds, i was bored for most of it. There were no interesting games, there was mo hype. Its 2012 all over again.

>>380299648
OH WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT

>>380299967
XX

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>>380291036
r8 it.

>>380298440
quit stuttering, from who?

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Horrible. Just horrible.

Nintendo isn't even done, they are announcing 4 games at the treehouse with one already down

>>380293648
have you watched a single e3

this is probably one of the better ones

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>EA
C

EA showed off exactly what I thought they would have lined up. Their biggest surprise is their new co-op-focused IP. It wasn't grand but it was acceptable for filler before other conferences happen.

>Microsoft
B+

They didn't lie about showing off plenty of games and new IPs. The problem though? Almost all of it were timed exclusives and multiplats. But, that didn't detract from my enjoyment. It was rather nice to see a lot of support and game schudle for the rest of the year and after.

>Bethesda
C-

Horrible. They obviously were just trying to kill time from showing off that VR support reaches for their mainline games. The Evil Within 2 and the new Wolfenstein games were nice, but everything else during that conference was shabby and dry. The presentation was pretty embarrassing as well. They boasted on being a wild amusement park but all they had were warm-sitters.

>Devolver
B-

It was entertaining to the bone. The skits were funny and crazy, they managed to show off the games they wanted and couldn't really embarass themselves. But I couldn't give it more because I couldn't be excited for any annoucement other than Sudo 51 partnering up for a future IP.

>PC
F

I literally fell asleep through it.

>Ubisoft
B-

Lots of games to show under their brand. Everything looked fun and interesting. But I'm not too fond or excited from any of their major hitters apart from Assassin's Creed. And I'm cautious at most about that.

>Sony
A-

Amazing for me at least, not too much love for Sony this E3 on /v/ but they nailed everything I wanted except maybe some details on Death Stranding. Spider-Man, that zombie cinimatic game, Shadow of Colussus and Monster Hunter World were my favorite reveals and presentations.

>Nintendo
B

I expected exactly what I got and more. Odyssey and BotW expansion 2 announcement. Nothing else really caught my interest apart from Prime 4, new Yoshi's Woolly World and a mainline Pokemon title for the Switch.

>Overall
B-

I had fun.

>>380295357
Isn't Prime 4 slated for 2018 anyway? That's only a year away.

>>380299736
World is Monster Hunter 5

>>380300206
>dismisses Wolfenstein because of the KKK presence
I rate your existence an F-

>>380300291
>what I wanted
>technical issues
kek

>>380299932
Also monster hunter, god of war, marvel vs capcom and uncharted which anon decided to leave out

>Bethesda's presentation was an actual shitshow
>Microsoft had a videogame
>PC had a videogame
>the rest had fuck-all
When did everything go so wrong?

>>380300558
Does Metroid 2 remake bump up Nintendo score?

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Nintendo conference isn't over yet, they are going to be showing new games through Treehouse

>>380300730
>mom I posted it again

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>>380300901
this, new 3DS metroid bitches.

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>>380300901
>watching Treehouse

Wwhat happened at devoler?
Should I watch it?

>>380300856
I didn't catch that. That sounds nice. Might be a B+ if I missed anything else. I'll rewatch again to see. But I don't think B is a bad score. I liked it alot. Just I wasn't invested and had any hype left for it.

I don't know why you guys are so harsh
This years e3 was pretty epic! So many new games that I can't wait to buy! Can't wait to see all of the new and innovative titles from all the developers
I can't make a meme for it right now but I'd say:
YOU GET AN A+
YOU GET AN A+
YOU GET AN A+
A+s FOR EVERYBODY

>>380291036
>>380291242
I see Nintendogaf is real and in full force

>>380301143
They just announced ANOTHER Metroid game.
>Not watching treehouse

>>380300736
It doesn't matter whether Wolfstein 2 is good or not. PAID MODS, aka gaming shoah, gave that conference a swift 0/10.

>>380301143
>missing motherfucking 2d metroid announcements

>>380300764
>MVCI, God of War
Trash. Sony had one game

>>380293571
This, nintendoaf is in full shill mode right now to defend their sinking ship

>>380301262
It wasn't in the direct.
It's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM45NsEzlro
Apparently after this there are 3 more unannounced games.

>>380301421
>good games don't matter
/v/ - Video Games

>>380291242
I mostly agree with this but I think you really undervalued Sony. I'm personally excited for God of War and MHW. SOTC remake is nice too. I'd give them a C+.

I also think you overhyped Nintendo a bit but I guess that just comes down to personal preference.

>>380301262
It's in the live ongoing treehouse dude. Treehouse is announcing new 3DS games and any game not important enough for the 25 minute Switch highlight reel.

>>380301302
Nintendo did great and /v/ has the right to bash both Sony and Microsoft for their subpar conferences. Stop complaining.

t. a Sonybro.

>>380291036
>PC
>only wanting Valve games

what did you mean by this?

>>380301731
>falseflagging as a Sonybro

You dishonor us. Commit sudoku immeddiately.

>>380291036
How many OPs have taste as good as this?

>>380291242
>Being so much of an Xboner that you pretend to be a Ninenturd to make Sony look bad.
My advise: pull the trigger.

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>>380291036
had to revise because HOLY SHIT METROID

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>Nintendo never getting a grade below a B

I don't get it. I even own a switch and I wasn't impressed. Yoshi game looks way too slow and kiddy for me, Pokemon fighting game looks like a joke, BotW DLC, and Rocket League, a game which is already on every console.

Only thing I'm looking forward to is the W-Force game, whichever it was. It was a C for me, C+ at the most. I guess to make /v/ happy just show very little.

METROID IS TRASH SONY WON FUCK YOU

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>>380301143
>not watching
NEW METROID 2D ANNOUNCED AND YOU MISSED IT KEK

>>380296971
This

>>380301731
Nintendo showed next to nothing. They announced Metroid Prime 4, which is cool, but they didn't even supply us CG trailers like literally every other fucking company with a conference did.

In total how many interesting games did they show? It's about equal with the other conferences.

>>380301302
sorry but neogaf is booty blasted, peach isn't muh stronk independant woman, xenoblade 2 has tits and midriff out the wazoo (albeit with ireland tier butts), some more stuff I'm sure but I don't care enough about gaf to look in beyond screenshots from the sticky thread

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I don't have the template but here.
>EA
F
>Microsoft
DBZ+
>Bethesda
F--
>Devolver
Serious
>Ubisoft
D-
>Sony
pic related
>Nintendo
C+
>Overall
I like the DBZ reveal even if it was leaked. I love GG so I'll be sure to get it on PC. Other than that C+ by shortbus standards, which is the only real way to grade E3.

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>>380296971
but anon-kun, all Xbox has is shitty/timed exclusives

The ones with good or interesting games had shit conferences
Micrisoft had the best conference but the games were mostly boring.
Ubi had shit games and a shit show

>>380291036
HOW COULD NINTENDO WIN IF THEY DIDNT HAVE A SINGLE BLACK CHARACTER IN THEIR GAMES ?

>>380301149
Devolver converence was just a small skit of the 12 hour shitposting stream of twitch. It had a very surreal feel and humour. It was funnier watching together with /v/ with sleep deprivation all night long till the morning.

>>380302802
>HOW COULD NINTENDO WIN IF THEY DIDNT HAVE A SINGLE GAME ?
Fixed for you. Logos don't count as games by the way.

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>>380291036
It wasn't spectacular but holy shit ya'll niggas are pessimists.

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>EA
0/10

>Microsoft
0/10

>Bethesda
0/10

>Devolver
10/10

>Ubisoft
0/10

>Sony
1/10

>Nintendo
3/10

Complete shit.

>>380299471
"These companies lost because we need more exclusives in the industry."
I get what you're saying that you're less likely to buy their consoles because they don't have an exclusive to trick you into it, but you're fucking cancer my dude.

>>380291036
OP update that fucking Nintendo score, they have multiple announcements in the Treehouse

>>380291036
It was a pretty weak showing all around.

>>380295530
between Ubi and EA at least Ubi is trying new things and seems to be putting in somewhat of an effort to redeem themselves or at least not seem as shitty as they once were.

>>380302940
>giving microsoft and nintendo the same score

(You)

>>380300538
Have you watched a single E3?

This is probably one of the worst ones.

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>>380303181
This is a personal list, I have a PS4/Switch/PC so yes exclusives are important to consoles as I play everything else on my PC

>>380303491
Microsoft deserves higher, they showed some cool games and backwards compatibility is awesome.

People are hype as fuck on Nintedo right now. But when you look back on these press conferences Sony had a way better presentation from the big 3. Easily.

>>380303748
Sony just showed games we already knew about.

>>380302406
>showed next to nothing

Were you even watching the conference?

>>380303948
Same for everybody else.

>>380303748
Sony shoved nothing that was even close to pokemon or metroid

>>380304074
Yeah. It was next to nothing, and not anything more than the other conferences showed.

>>380303491
The main part I liked about miscrosofts conference was that they did all the dumb bullshit at the start and then just started playing trailers back to back without any nonsense. Compare that to something like the PC gaming show.

I haven't been a nintendo fan for a long time so I wasn't really hyped for any of their games. Also, all of you are getting baited because of the simple logo display for metroid 4.

>>380300558
>Devolver
>they managed to show off the games they wanted
Games that had the exact same footage released already
>Sudo 51 partnering up for a future IP.
I think that was just a jab at Suda51 showing up at the previous Nintendo Switch presentation and not announcing anything.

>>380304390

Aside from that 2d hand held Metroid. They didn't show anything new.

>>380291242
>Being hyped for Sony
>Ever
They are masters of underdelivering and throwing "TO be released in the far future"

>>380304853
Still more than sony

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>>380294268
Samus isn't Trans
>Poison
Trans
>Erica Anderson
Trans
>Samus
Not Trans

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>>380291036

>EA
F, Boring bullshit and SPORTS.

>Microsoft
A-, Sea of Thiefs still boring and the fake Esport thing was awful. Rest of it was pretty good, highlight of the E3 for me was Ori 2.

>Bethesda
D, I don't know why they have a conference when they just hype FO4, Skyrim, and ESO every year. Nothing about Prey was shitty. Wolfinstein looked good so not an F.

>PC Gaming Show
B-, Its not for everyone but I like this show. Day 9 is a really good MC and the have some nice stuff to show. Intel can fuck off though, they're in full panic mode and it shows.

>Ubisoft
D, I didn't watch it but nothing happened, no mention of For Honor was a real kick in the teeth.

>Sony
B, I like this format a lot, few presenters and lots of games. The new Uncharted look lame and Days Gone is still boring as sin. More real gameplay of Spiderman would be nice.

>Nintendo
D+, still haven't convinced me that I need a Switch. Pokemon announcement was interesting, hopefully we see that game in 2018. The MP4 announcement was a joke. Another Nintendo 2D side scroller, yay. Mario looked interesting but hopefully some real gameplay is shown during treehouse.

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Didn't watch Devolver so switched it with the PC Gaming Show.

>>380305273
Nigger the treehouse has been going on for like an hour, what the fuck are you watching

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>>380291036

>>380291242
>Didn't even mention Nintendo's 3DS Metroid 2 remake

>EA
D-
>Microsoft
C
>Bethesda
F
>Ubisoft
B
>Sony
C-
>Nintendo
B+
>Overall
D

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>>380291036
I perfectly agree with this report card. Maybe change Ubisoft to a C+.

Everyone should be dissapointed, especially sony.

One of my coaches is gold digging an executive from Sony. Maybe I'll shame her next time I see her.

>>380293571
It's a quick way to filter out worthless opinions. If Nintendo's pre-recorded shit gets B or better the rest of the grades are worthless.

>>380305445
Im at work, I only just watch the press conference video thing, that's what we are judging are we not

>>380304229
We didn't know about Anthem, Metro, new AC, Evil Within 2, Wolfenstein 2, Skull and Bones, BGE2. Aside from the VR throwaways and Monster Hunter World, which was the best thing they showed, I don't think Sony showed a single game we didn't already see.

>>380305774

She gets to live off of a rich executive while you bitch on a message board. Who is the shameful one here?

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It was mediocre. Few surprises. We really have moved into the era where individual directs/shows are better than E3.

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>>380291036
Rather subdued E3 this year, maybe next year we'll see some cool new shit announced.

Nintendogaf is real.

>>380306579
>Most hyped shows always underdeliver and vice versa
Is this like a universal rule or some shit?

>>380291036
who the fuck are devolver

>>380306648
It's autists who like Nintendo because they're a babysitter company who does minimal change so they can play their same games forever.

Althought there isn't really anything wrong with that.

>>380306765
Rather surprised me too, it is what is is.

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Nintendo would have been A if they didn't wait for the tree house to show more stuffs

>>380293363
this is accurate.
but beth should get a D. F is not fair.

>>380291036
>EA
D
>Microsoft
C+
>Bethesda
D
>Devolver
MEME/10
>Ubisoft
B
>Sony
C+
>Nintendo
C
>Overall
LOL worst e3

ITT: sony fan have no idea why Nintendo fans think they won despite releasing a product that contains both fewer gameplay segments and fewer cutscenes, on top of less dramatic setpieces and never even attempting 60fps; they continue to fail to comprehend how 'fun' and 'video game' can possibly mix

reminder that even though nintendo stole the show ms raped sony raw this e3 kek sonyfags on suicide watch

>>380302514
Agreed, which is why they couldn't get a B

BUT at least they had multiple new games to show, which is what E3 should be about

A+ for new games, and quality of the conference
C for the games' quality factor
F- for the selling point of the XboxXX (which is none)
and a + point for new Ori

>>380307585
>literally a tittle screen show
you faggots deserved what happen to SMT x FE

>>380304583
nuh uh
I'm ALSO getting baited with mainline pokemon on console
and Kirby I guess

>EA
C-
>Microsoft
B
>Bethesda
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Devolver
Meme+
>Ubisoft
B++
>Sony
D+
>Nintendo
B+
>Overall
C- Worst E3 this decade

>>380291242
WE

>>380301421
Tf2 has been doing the EXACT same thing for years. Even if you dislike cosmetics, the community maps have easily surpassed the dev's.

>>380308190
I'm making fun of you because every conference was 200 minutes of shitty filler segments except Nintendo, which knew they had a weak lineup going in so they compressed it all to less than half an hour of hype. Nintendo made something out of nothing while every other conference just wasted our time.

EA - D
Microsoft - C
Bethesda - D+
Devolver - F
Ubisoft - C
Sony - C+
Nintendo - C+

You faggots can't give Nintendo an A for showing a fucking Prime 4 Logo & mentioning Pokemon

Prime 4 & Pokemon are easily 2019/2020 titles, that's a while away

No Smash 4 Switch was lame too

As a PC only loser, what console should I pick up based on this E3? I didnt watch it.

>>380309031
Just stick to PC

>>380308538
>the community maps have easily surpassed the dev's
I mean, if you want 'perfect balanced' 5cp maps designed around only soldier and scouts in 6v6, yeah, a custom map is going to beat the original cp_well, but the only original community maps (outside of koth, fuck koth as a game mode all the maps are shit) that are actually interesting are steel and a couple of the payload maps

>>380308374
WUZ

>>380308538
But the maps are fucking free

>>380309031
Switch, it has a shitload of titles for 2017 and has a bunch of stuff for 2018 too. Nothing beyond 2018 is confirmed yet, but what they have so far is great.

metroid/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lSiz4F52BE

Someone put up "I'll Be Your 1-Up Girl" song on youtube.

>>380294352
....what

NINTENDO SAVED VIDEO GAMES

>>380309984
>it has a shitload of titles for 2017
not really

>>380308662
>Devolver - F
>Bethesda - D+
How can anyone take you seriously?

>>380305231
>referencing samflam
>2017
SIT DOWN anon

>>380309984
>it has a shitload of titles for 2017
I SLAP THE DESK

Switch is too laggy

>>380310386
This

>>380305231
>bloodborne 2 hopefully not ps4 exclusive
DRINK GASOLINE RIGHT NOW

>>380295691
The most active posters here are ostracized NEETs who frequent /pol/

They throw tantrums every single time the protag isnt a strong white male because it allows them to imagine that they, too, are a succesful strong white man instead of a failure to their family and race.

>>380310609
Then why did /pol/ not give 2 shits while half of the threads here were "OH BOY HERE COMES /POL/ I WANT /POL/ TEARS HAHA RACISTS"

>>380306789
mid-to-small publisher that's been coming up in profile through publishing a bunch of pretty great smaller games recently

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>>380297643
this. mfw.

>>380310825
.....you're memeing right?

There were about 12 active threads yesterday flipping out over:
>Black afro chick in Wolfenstein
>'Why cant I kill leftists and muslims why is it always Nazi political bullshit?' This was an actual thread minus a few words
>FarCry 5 the entire week after it was released
>TLOU 2 because she might be Lesbian
>Comments almost exactly worded as 'This happens because SJW-cuck devs want sex so bad from their 6/10 feminazi GFs that they insert blah blah blah'
>'The CGI for dishonored was good despite the black chick'
>'I have nothing left besides games and SJW politics have ruined it for me'-Actual title to a large thread yesterday
>Black AC character
>Mistreatment of Nazi culture in W2

Seriously do you even come to this site? There are 10-15 large threads every single day exclusively dedicated to freaking out about SJW injustices or black protags or Christianity being attacked. Fuck off to your safespace if you cant handle the fact that most well-adjusted members of society dont give a fuck about this shit.

>>380309223
That's still a successful program in my eyes.

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>>380297643
dats mah boi

NINTENDO WON

>>380291036
> C+

Nigga..

The real winner of E3 was Shadow of War.
You know this to be true.

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>>380291036

>>380300538
I would say it barely stands above the norm.

>>380294268
>Trans

Shut up, fag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt240QQsmDw&feature=youtu.be

>>380305273
>Day 9 is a really good MC

What? He was a nervous little faggot and kept trying to get approval from the audience.

>>380313184
How in God's name can you give m$ an A-?

Why people are giving microsoft B- when they only showed indie games and a ps4 pro at 499?

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>>380291036
Worst E3 since the casual shitshows of yesteryear.

EA - D-
Xbox - C
Bethesda - D
PC - F-
Ubisoft - B-
Sony - C-
Nintendo - B-

Overall: Really showed how humanity, as well as the industry, is destroying itself apart.

The stuff that warranted B's still very much had some lukewarmity to it.

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this e3 sucked major butthole

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r8

>>380291036
All that matters is Nintendo is an A

>>380291242
This guy perfectly recaps e3

>>380302221
After this god awful E3: Afros edition, anything could stir our volatile little hearts.

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pretty damn satisfying

Bethesda won, Evil Within and Wolfenstein were the only good games of E3.

>>380319134
>paid mods
No. They can keep 'em.

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The most OK E3 we've had in a while

1. Devolver
2. Nintendo
3. Ubisoft

Overall, pretty underwhelming E3.

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Pretty shit year but nintendo is at least salvaging themselves with treehouse

>>380319481
>>380318345
these, only ones seething are sony/bethesda drones

>>380291036
I watched 6 hours of the Devolver stream.

What im doing with my life.

>>380300538
This E3 was really lacking compared to the two before it. Last year's was especially good. What do we get this year though? Half assed updates on shit we already know, some still without release dates. How many E3s has Detroit shown at again and still no release date? Really?

>>380320350
>6 hours
The Devolver thing was only the conference bit and it was less than twenty minutes. What you're thinking of was Twitch's "pre-pre-stream"

EA: F
Microsoft: C meh
Bethesda: F-
Devolver: mfw i got no face
Ubisoft: D-
Sony: D
Nintendo: B+
Overall: Could have been worse

Bethesda trying to push paid mods again deserves an automatic F.
Their other shit was underwhelming too.

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it was pretty fun desu, glad i could spend it with you vermin.

Microsoft - 5/10
Sony - 4/10
Nintendo - 7/10

>>380291036
Why does everyone rate the M$ conference so high? All they had was the Scorpio annoucement and cars

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>>380291036

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Every fucking year.

Every single motherfucking year, the same shit.

All conferences show new games. New IPs, sequels, ports, remasters, you name it. Some are exclusive, some aren't, and most are generally multi-plat.

Comes in the Nintendo conference, and shows just a single decent looking game. Cue to the same old dance: Nintendofags coming out of the woodworks en masse screaming how since their game is exclusive, it somehow makes it better.

Every fucking year without failure.

>>380321895
don't forget x-play across all MS consoles

>>380299245
>Also as I'm typing this they're showing a new Metroid for the 3DS that actually looks dope.
The doom style kill cinematics are retarded.

>>380322306
Am I supposed to know who that is?

>>380302035
Sorry you're black

>EA
D
>Microsoft
D
>Bethesda
D
>Devolver
D
>Ubisoft
D
>Sony
D
>Nintendo
D
>Overall
D

Dull so fucking dull.
I'm not excited for anything.

>>380322836
Hes one of the mods of 4chan.

>>380322836

>Mike "Killing All In Mombasa" Stoklasa

>>380307314
The small amount of Good Bethseda did (Wolfenstein and Quake) is detracted by bullshit(QUAKE WAS THE 1ST ESPORTS GUYS ESPORTS) or stupidity (Paid Mods, Again)

>people aren't hyped for the new Spider-Man game
This gameplay will convince you it'll be GOTY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU&feature=youtu.be

>>380291036
>Bethesda getting an F when Wolfenstein: The New Colossus is a thing

>>380323398

But can I liquidate a pizza?

>>380291036
All F's except Nintendo whose score is still "in development". Fuck this entertainment medium. I'm done with vidya until I can develop a better perspective on it.

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Doing this shit it's been the most fun this E3

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>>380323482
>PAID
>MODS
>CURRENT YEAR

EA: F
Microsoft: D
Bethesda: F
Devolver: B
Ubisoft: C+
Sony: C-
Nintendo: B-

>>380324000
cringe

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The only fucking opinion in this thread worth anything.

Am I the only one who actually found the Just Dance segment tolerable this year? It was short and actually had good music and dancing.

Ubisoft really deserves some credit for the great show this year.

>>380324532
perfect

>>380324538

Frenchie detected

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>we have a nice little surprise
>it's a 3DS game
>OH JESUS JUST FUCK OFF
>2D Metroid

>>380297389
Just like Ubisoft with BG&E2.

>>380322018
/thread

>>380324289
you seriously think sony did better than microsoft?

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>EA
Quadruple F minus
>Microsoft
B minus
>Bethesda
F minus
>Devolver
B plus
>Twitch
SSS
>Intel
D minus
>PC game show
C
>Ubisoft
D plus
>Sony
B
>Nintendo
A minus

Winner this year was hardly even vidya. That's how awful this year's E3 was.

i'm not autistic so i don't watch this kind of crap
so here's the deal, tell me if something about bannerlord was said and you'll be the coolest kid on the block

>>380324995

why do people act like E3 is for the fans and get bottomangry when companies don't pander to them?

E3 was never about appeasing you shitlords, it's always been about investors. It's not video game comic con like you idiots seem to think it is.

>>380325730
There was gameplay.

>>380324995
Blandest E3 ever.

>>380325190
>$499 for a shitty PC that doesn't run Steam and has no exclusives

At least Sony is trying to have exclusives. MS is irrelevant and ruining PC gaming with the Windows store.

>>380325816
i've already seen a lot of gameplay... i was hoping for an actual release date but i'm guessing that's asking for too much
but thanks anyway, radboy

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Last time i refused allowing myself to pirate a game was with Dragon Quest 7 on 3DS.

EA C
Microsoft A
Bethesda D
Devolver A
Ubisoft C
Sony A
Nintendo D

>>380302931
What about the metroid 2 remake?

Nintendo fails for announcing Prime 4 but not showing anything.

And for doing new Yoshi and Kirby sidescrollers again this soon.

Friendly reminder that anyone who gives MS more than a D is a shill.

>>380295530
They are retards that think Ubisoft cares and will "redeem" themselves and actually cares about making good games.

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Nintendo wins, Bethesda and EA tie for last, and anyone who thinks Sony did better than Microsoft is fanboy as fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK1xMiGhI14
>m&b bannerlord gameplay
>there's a guy yelling at every couple of seconds to "CHARGE AND GIVE NO CHANCE TO RECOVER"

thanks militar advisor, where would i be without you

>>380291036
Pretty much all of them were 4/10, except Bethesda which was a solid 1. Most literally nothing E3 we've had in a while.

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>tfw you weren't even excited for nintendo and they save e3

Ea: literally no fucks given
Ms: ori, that's fucking all
Beth: literally no fucks given
Devolver: literally who?
Ubishit: killed a game I like, the rest was all garbage. Please die ubicunts.
Sony: boring as fuck, why did I buy the ps4 again?
Nintendo: only decent game was for the fucking 3ds, JUST

Video games are trash, I'm so tired of this shitshow hobby.

>>380326882
>life is strange prequel
>forza 37, now with more microtransactions
>sea of not fucking conker or banjo
>a bunch of ported indieshit
>destiny knockoff by fucking bioware
>WE
>dragonball for FGC autists
>open world metro not set in the metro made by the devs who brought us cash grab redux and posted by deep shekel
>almost none of it is exclusive
I haven't seen sony's, what did they do fucking shoot your waifu on stage and shit on her corpse? announce paid mods too?

>>380297605
>all they did was hint that they are working on Duke Nukem forever
>how is that a bad thing?

>>380328725

Never said Micro$oft did good, just better than Sony, you complete shill.

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>>380291036
Fuck you slut

>>380328979
I asked what they did and explicitly said I hadn't seen it yet, calm your autism and answer instead of shitting yourself and crying shill at the drop of a hat

>>380329230

Your fanboy is showing.

>>380328579
You write like a fucking child.

>>380329427
Have you seen this thread? Most people are giving nintendee an A for showing the metroid logo.
>another year of /v/: console bait general

Nintendo gets EASILY S

MS and Devolver A
Ubisoft B
Sony and PC Show D
EA gets E
Bethesda gets F

r8

>Sony
Didn't watch
>EA
Didn't watch
>Nintendo
Didn't watch
>MS
Didn't watch
>Bethesda
Only caught the Wolfenstein part, it looked good but there are some questionable elements like brining back Frau Engel
>Ubisoft
Didn't watch
>Devolver
Funny, but hypocritical as they do a lot of the same shit, C+
>Twitch's First Ever 2nd Pre-Pre-Show
20/10 masterpiece, will be remembered throughout the ages

>>380329356

They showed cg trailers for sequels of games that only have a cult following, no gameplay, no captivating new IPs, nothin'. And the best part? All the trailers were fucking boring, I actually fell asleep even though I was trying not to. They came off as trying to hard at the start, trying to be zany and original or something. It didn't work.

Marks out of 10 for the big 3

Sony
Wannabe movies full of quicktime events they announced 5 years ago/10

Microsoft
Indie games, Crackdown and Forza/10

Nintendo
Quality exclusives you can play this year + some logos/10

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>Show a picture of a logo for Metroid Prime
>everyone gives Nintendo a high score

You people are both extremely contrarian faggots and total fanboys at the same time.

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>>380329427
People seriously need to watch E3, half of these shits probably didn't even watch E3. Everyone is biased tho

>>380330276
don't forget memecharted, more spiderman shitting on 2's 13 year old grave, not even hints for far cry 5 (not that it'd be worth shit, but it's something), and they let microsoft steal their asscreed promos

>>380330624
>show another Metroid game after it

yeah total contrarian faggots

>>380291242
Isn't Skate EA?

>>380331007
>plot twist, it looks like shit

If you're hyped for that remake you're a fanboy, it looked awful.

>>380330730

I think you watched a different E3 than the rest of us.

>>380291036
>EA
F
>MS
F
>Beth
F
>Ubi
F
>Sony
F
>Nintendo
F+ (Metroid is nice, but fuck the switch)

>>380295801
From the sounds of it, MonHunWurl isn't a mainline game. It's an attempt to appeal to the western audience. Nintendo's getting XX, and we haven't heard about 5 yet so we'll see

>>380291036
Damn, if you are not a Nintendoshill this E3 literally is an F all across the board.

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>Sony
I didn't expected and I was still disappointed. I don't know how you people can even give it anything above Microsoft. Spider-Man was cool.
>Skyrim VR
Shaking my head, family.

>EA
Shite, as expected. That prison outbreak game seemed cool, but they showed way too much of the plot for my taste.

>Ubisoft
Not as shit as it could be, be still disappointing. X-Com - Rabbits and Plumber Edition looked actually cool.
>a loot system in Assassin's Creed
What were they thinking?

>Microsoft
State of Decay trailer was shite, but I'm still really interested. Ori 2 was great too. Everything else was average.
>no Halo
Just put this franchise out of its misery, Microsoft.

>Bethesda
Didn't watch. No Todd, don't care.

>Nintendo
Didn't watch but
>METROID
METROID
>METROID
METROID
>METROID

>Devolver
F-U-N
Where the video games though?

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>>380291242
Pretty reasonable. I don't think the Sony conference was as bad as the memes suggest though. Certainly not as bad as Beth

>>380298057
>they have literally nothing I want to play

Just because you have shit taste doesn't mean everyone on /v/ does too

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>All of /v/ agrees that Nintendo won
is this real life?

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>>380331321
/v/ isn't a himemind faggot

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>>380291036