How do you go from this...

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to this?

>>380290308
Diversity

>>380290308
Now shes easier to get

>>380290145
>>380290308
Sam > Milkcow

>>380290145
>average zelda fan
>>380290308
>average mario fan

>>380290308
That's what a real woman looks like. Mega milk sets an unrealistic standard of beauty. Real women have lumpy bodies and big jew noses.

>/pol/ gets baited into BMWF interracial
>/v/ gets baited into BFWM interracial

pottery

>>380290308
>player 2

>>380290962
womemes were a mistake

>>380290308
Samantha is the best

>>380290145
>>380290308
both are ugly, ill take the one where the mega milk memers cant be obnoxious about

>>380290308

Feminism, not even once.

>>380291491
/thread

>>380290308
DON'T BULLY SAM

She looks like a wreck this year though.

>>380291697
somebody save her

She has a nice voice

>>380290962
no only ugly as shit women look like that. thats not a real women its a mistake that should never be born.

Not buying Nintendo because of this shit.

Choke on your diversity Nintendo lets hope it pays your bills.

>>380292065
I remember hearing she was engaged, people tend to let themselves go after they get married.

>>380290308
I was a Sam fan last e3, but things are different this time. Something feels off with her this e3. I don't think it's the blue hair, it's something else.

>>380292374
Her voice is still Goddess-Tier

>>380290308
muh feminism

>>380290308
She looks like she fell for the drugs meme.

>>380290145
OP, is this your first Treehouse? Because you sure are acting like it is.

>>380290145
Mario
>>380290308
Luigi

am i rite?

>>380290308
isnt feminism amazing?

Where is Theresa? She's always been best Treehouse girl. If you disagree, you have shit taste.

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Y'all are a bunch of horny teens

>>380290145
Need more pics of this beauty, please.

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>>380290308
SJWfied...

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To this

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>>380295890
>tfw married with two daughters
>tfw big tiddies still get my dick up

Am soy your'e gay and only man-ass has that effect on you.

>>380290308
I'll tell you what happened.
She most likely saw the absolute ludicrous amount of "mega milk" posting going on for the months leading up to BotW's release and that inevitably made her take a more conservative post and quite frankly she looks like she's conciously trying to be less attractive because
A) She's taken already and she doesn't want her SO to feel jealous or insecure and respects their wishes.
B) She's now become conscious of her image and that a whole shitload of people that she might find disgusting now wants to fuck her raw.
C) She wants to represent a certain image and because of Mega Milk memers she ended up taking on a purposely less attractive get-up so that more people can actually hear what she's saying and not look at her tits all the time.

This is literally your guy's fault, regardless of what because just like IRL you faggots don't know where the line is between being flirty and then being downright sperg-stalker creepy.

My wife is on guys!

>>380295890
Sorry that you became such a limp dicked faggot when you became older.

>>380290308
holy fucking YUUUUUUUUMMMMHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

>>380290145
She needs breast reduction for those fake disgusting tits

The other girl is so fucking cute though

>right is before college
>left is after
>middle is trans phase

>>380296834
Sam? Cause Theresa is my wife!

Other girl is back!

>>380296472
>tfw married with two daughters
sick fuck you best be trolling

>>380296628
That isn't her, that's Sam.

are you retarded?

RIGHT GIRL IS CUTE!

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>>380297381
Nice try anon but I'll let you admire my wife Theresa.

What happened to her tits

who is the cute blonde twiddling her thumbs?

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>>380290308
>people actually think this is the same girl

>>380290145
>>380290308
Sarah Silverman's looks have deteriorated really badly.

>>380298050
My wife

>>380297737

Marrying material right there, something you can proudly introduce to your parents.

>>380290308
This girl is hard to look at...that blue hair doeant help.

>>380290145
>>380290308
I'd fuck them both in a threesome.

>>380297823
We are literally married. Stop lying on the internet.

>>380295890
LITERALLY where do you think you are?

Think before you post, retard.

SURPRISE BITCH

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Imagine having her in your lap /v/

She's there

>>380290145
BTFO
LOL

those thighs...

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MOMMY

THE MILK MAIDEN IS BACK

SHE'S BACK

MOMMY IS BACK TIME FOR MILKIES

MEGA MILK

NINTENDO WON

ITS A LEGS AUDREY THIS TIME BOYZZZ

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>>380298981

>>380290145
shes on now ops a fag

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LOL DID AUDREY GET HIT BY A CAR ON THE WAY TO E3?

>>380290145

She looks like Amy winehouse went to Jersey shore now.

HOW
CAN
NINTENDO
WIN
SO
MUCH

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>>380298981
>shirt that hides her bust too much
shame

>>380298873
She's so cute, I bet she wears cute underwear.

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>>380290145
3DPD shitters need to kill themselves

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AUDREY IS BACK

THE MILTANK IS BACK

>>380290410
underrated

>>380298981
how come no one told her that fake eyebrows are gross

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>>380298981

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>>380298981
NOOO FUCK OFF WHORE.

>>380298981
Why the fuck do you retards think she looks better than >>380298873?
Her face looks like the face of a fucking troll.

>>380298981
I'm usually a fan of this titty monster, but Christ something is off here...

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I LOVE THERESA!

>It feels really really good

Muh

>>380290962
I agree, real women are ugly and stupid. People should know it by now

>>380290145
she doen't want you repulsive autists drooling over her

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>>380298873
cute AND good at video games

>>380298981
White donkey kong?

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>>380290145

Yeah i rememb

>>380298981

>>380299013
>>380299153
>>380299167
>>380299563
I love this place

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>>380298981
>>380299698
>>380299835
LEAVE

>>380298873
This is the objective best Treehouse girl.

>>380299698

She is so pure and cute.

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>>380299835
>>380299698
>>380298873
She's soooo cute, goddamn.

>>380298981
>woman in late 20s
>mommy
How old is v exactly?

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plaid sleeveless

plaid hides all curves :(

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>>380295890
I'm a horny teen for (you)

>>380299835
>>380300014
>>380299698

waifu

>>380300237
shut the fuck up onsokumaru

>>380290308
>blue hair
Fucking why?

lol you niggas are mean af

stop objectifying these strong, successful women

although theresa is pure wifey material; grade A shit real talk nigger

>>380290308
She... changed clothes? Are you asking how somebody wears different clothes from day to day?

>>380298981
WHAT

ARE YE DOIN

IN MY SWAMP

>>380299835
>>380299698
>>380298873
>>380300298
How can anyone be so cute?

>>380300014
shes really cute, I like her voice

>This music
Nice

>>380300273
>woman in late 20s
SHe's 30, so close

>>380298981
she should seriously:
drop the sharpie
stop dying her hair jetblack
stop caking her face in makeup

this woman looks like a Jersey Shore NPC

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Pure waifu also plays games

I want Sam back

>>380298873
Big sister!

what's her name

I'm glad you faggots are finally coming around to superior Theresa now that you aren't thirsting over Audrey's titties.

Is Theresa married? Besides to me I mean.

>>380290308
That's the natural progression of the gamer gurl

>>380301020
Mega Milk is Audrey
QT is Theresa
Blue Hair is Sam

>>380290145
Nintendo fags confirmed for pathetic lonely faggots.

>>380296372
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

MILKCOW IS BACK!
but she covered her moobags

Why is Theresa's voice cracking up so much? Is she nervous that she looks too cute on stream?

>>380290308
she looks pretty beat up today
anyway, she is a pretty based girl, having a bad day

>>380301235
>Mega Milk is Audrey
@GirlWhoIsSuper
>QT is Theresa
@Miskomoon
>Blue Hair is Sam
@EditingEntropy

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>>380290308
to this?

>>380301102
Nigga I was never on mega milks side.

>>380301326
Too focused on vidya

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>>380290145
to this

>>380301134
Yes, she's married to me. She isn't married to you though.

>>380301235
>>380301458

thanks

>>380301235
>blue hair is sam
so its a man

>>380298981
Titcows are my favorite cows

>>380299698
how is she so pure? this is the kind of girl you marry and have 7 kids with

>>380301465
Why is Splatoon cute even in 3D?

>>380300919
You forgot she need to stop stuffing her mouth with fastfood.

>No Eric anymore

How do I cope lads

>>380298873
post more of this girl please

>>380301969
She's also based at melee counters.

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I like fringe Theresa better

>>380302382
spooky

Do you think Reggie tapped that Theresa ass?

Audrey looks shit this year, the other qt is nice

>>380302518
How else do you think she got the job?

>>380296372

How does this creature call itself again?

I want to eat out Theresa while she's playing Metroid.

>>380300979
how to blow up webm resolution when cropping a specific section of video with WEBM FOR BAKAS? resolution parameters change nothing when cropping

Oh great more weebs worshipping 3DPD nerdy whores threads.

>tfw your wife can bomb jump

>>380302518
THERESA IS PURE

>She can bomb jump too
Based

>>380302382
Is that really her anon?
>One Piece fan
She's after my own heart.

Jose literally speaks like the Mexicans from South Park.

>Si, fly...

Do you think Theresa is a virgin?

>>380303015
What does being attracted to "3DPD" women have to do with being a weeb?

>>380303017
Literally perfect

>>380303359
See
>>380303175
>oh gosh they love nintendo and anime like me im in love i want le weeb gf!

This thread in a nutshell.

>All these people that don't husbando José

Come on guys keep it up

>>380303315
No, she is my wife and we consumate our marriage in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands.

That's not even the same person, retard.

>>380302670
all women have got their jobs by letting dudes fuck them

>>380290145
>>380290308
Is this the same person?

Why the hell would you bother employing the second one in a public facing job? She's an absolute slob.

>>380303315
Definitely not
Girls like her are always secretly masochistic freaks

>>380290145
I enjoy Sam's voice

>>380303964
>Is this the same person?
no

>>380300398
Identity crisis.

>>380303315
Of course she isn't.

>>380303964
>Is this the same person?
No

>>380290718
I think you mean
>average zelda NPC
>average mario NPC

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>>380303315
>Is this semi attractive female above the age of 20 a virgin

>>380304282
>semi attractive

>>380303997
>>380304057
How dare you slander her purity.

Oh epic its that time of the year again where Nintendo babies get their pee pee hard over whores who love censoring games and making up garbage localization to please the toddlers audience (LE PICKLE MAN XD)

You guys are the saddest people in all of /v/. Worse than 2Dfags worse than lolifags worse than furryfags.

GET. FUCKING. LAID.

>>380304332
Being above a 5 at least is all you need for someone somewhere to want to fuck you.

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>>380303315
>is this woman over 13 a virgin?

>>380304394
But she's a GIRL that plays GAMES you idiot that means I LOVE HER!!!

>>380304282
>someone who plays metroid
>not a virgin

>Theresa's really into this
She's even cuter than she was last year.

>>380304282
She's a legit 10 out of 10. Get out of here with your "semi attractive" bullshit. You have shit taste, m8.

>>380299698 She looks like YMS Adam

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>>380303315

>>380290145
>>380290308
Women age like milk, more news at 11

>>380304807
She is actually competent at the game too

Does seeing a girl playing computer games actually turn some people on? What the fuck lmao

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>I am to please
>I am to please
>I am to please
>I am to please

>>380305557
>knows how to hold a controller
>Wow what an adept gamer! I wonder if she will go on a date with me if I ask her out over twitter

Kill yourself you sad, pathetic retard.

>>380305762
It does when she is as cute as my wife Theresa.

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I want to:
>hug Theresa
>hold hands with Theresa
>brush Theresa's hair
>kiss Theresa on her cheeks
>kiss Theresa on her lips
>confess my love to Theresa
>be Theresa's boyfriend
>propose to Theresa
>marry Theresa
>get Theresa pregnant with twins

>>380305762
how pathetic of a normie are you to think like this?

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>>380290308
NEXT STAGE!

>>380306028
her hair looks so soft...

Will she please stop fucking dying?

>>380298981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

>>380305557
>competent at the game

lmao, she keeps shooting even if she's about to get hit and then pretends like she almost had him like it wasn't her fault she died.

>>380306028
I want to:
>throw this guy down
>cut off his hands
>pull out his hair
>bite off his mouth
>tell him that he's a worthless virgin
>peel off his skin
>eviscerate his corpse
>rape him

>>380306134
>normie
Number one sign of virginhood lol

>>380306737
*hi5s fellow chad*

>4/10 with a game :O time to worship her love her so much <33333
This is why "cosplay" whores on patreon make $5000 a month for showing their asshole

>>380306134
You're the one getting your dick hard for literal normal whore you can find on the street.

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>>380306213
Fluffy hair is cute.

>>380306737
>On a board where we call ourselves /v/irgins
>Mocking someone for his virginhood

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t h i c c

>>380306892
No one loves you and you smell :/

>>380306028
are you playing the sims?

>>380303315
>woman
>virgin
Pick one

WHERE'S THE SLIM SILVER HAIR ONE WHO PLAYED ZELDA LAST YEAR?? I tuned in for Metroid and she isn't here WTF?

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>>380298981
>she's using pantyhose again

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>>380307125
the right kind of thicc too

>>380306951
Yeah some unfuckable chinese sluts get money from neckbeards just cause they wear cartoons clothes

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I need more Audrey!

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who dis?

>>380307125
cute as hell

big titties have ALL the signs of CRAZY. Never stick your dick in crazy /v/

Her and the co-host are so cute together.

>>380307338
Because people only care about my wife Theresa.

Do you think they've scissored?

>>380290308
im a legs man

>>380307453
Why tempo mage

>>380298873
Best treehouse girl
I want to cuddle with her

>>380296472
>mia khalifa
Kill yourself faggot if this dumpster fire's bolt on tits pointing in different directions get your dick hard

I want to put my thumbs in Theresa's eyesockets!

Theresa's instagram is literally 90% pictures of food she's made, she's so perfect.

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those lips, so soft

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>>380307986
And she wouldn't even glance at you if you walked past her on the street

>>380290145
She is at Treehouse today tho

>>380308072
You will never tongue kiss her as you simultaneously cum inside her.

>>380306402
>>380306836
>>380307061
>that shirt covering her mega milkies
What went wrong?

Thought it would be a circlejerk on breasts girl, it's an even more cringeworthy circlejerk on average looking girl.
You guys are pathetic, she doesn't even like games, they pay her for that and when she's done she'll have dinner with Chad and then ride him come on

>>380308465
>average looking girl

>>380308182
/toy/ really has it hard man

NO ONE WANTS TERRY, RICHARD OR THE UBISOFT GUYS.

GIVE US THERESA BACK! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380307986
>check out her IG profile
>apparently she's Portuguese
Well hey wasn't expecting that

I have a neighbor girl that bullies me constantly that looks just like her.

fug

>>380308617
Yeah she's your average slut you can meet everywhere, and while she makes money thanks to you desperate neckbeards she likes Chads and regularly gets ploughed by them, so you have no chance anon

>>380309078
>I have no chance with my wife that I'm married to

Huh?

>>380308462
yeah too bad

>>380307986
>>380309035
Gib IG name plz

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>>380299517

>>380309067
>I'm 14

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>>380307467
That's kelly, she used to stream Smite so I have a couple other images from those days

>>380307986
Whats her Instagram?

>>380309341
Miskomoon

>>380309067
I'd let Theresa bully me.

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HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS

>>380303612
Yeah he was cute at the switch reveal stream.

>>380308072
>you will never put lipstick on her with your dick

>>380309370
no and shes my same age.
She works on a farm with horses and stuff. Shes super strong too, when she knocks me down I can't get up because shes able to hold me down with just her legs.

its really annoying because I'm older now and she still finds ways to pick on me.

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>>380309612
TO THIS?

>>380309612
haha

>>380309781
that's fucking hot.

>>380309067
Did she bully your dick?

>>380309987
Sometimes, but only in the summer her legs get all hot and stuff and I can hear her breathing when shes whispering insults into my ear.

>>380300237
weird / cool to finally know your women tastes after 7 years of seeing you post occasionally

>>380309805
>Mario power-ups in 1985
>a mushroom that makes you bigger

>Mario power-ups in 2017
>you become a fucking T-Rex

It's been a long road lads.

>>380309067
>>380309781
>>380310217
(this never happened, the guy who wrote it jerks off to men getting kicked in the balls)

>>380310442
yeah she doesn't actually whisper in my ears. but she does bully the fuck out of me still.

>>380309371
thanks

>>380290145
OP's keep complaining way too quickly and get btfo

>>380310217
my dick
>>380310442
me too

>>380309371
what's her twitch channel?

>>380309428
>portugese
Alberto Barbosa has won

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>>380311372
>ynw take her back to Moortugal and give her the bacalhau

>>380290145
anyone have boob expanding gif?

>>380311047
https://www.twitch
.tv/hellokellylink

i've only watched her The Witness playthrough but looks like that good shit isn't up anywhere anymore

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>>380290308
Feminism

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>>380296472
>mfw you're giving up your youth to make money to raise your daughters who are going to end up fucking and sucking a bunch of dudes because all women are whores

lmao ultimate cuck

>>380292283
This. I really enjoyed listening to her.

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>>380306028
Theresa wants to:
>dress slutty
>put on bimbo make-up
>go out to the club
>make eye contact with the biggest stupidest negro in the club
>have him lead her to the bathroom
>kneel in front of him on the cold dirty bathroom floor
>pull out his BBC
>lick his BBC
>suck his BBC
>gag on his BBC
>get bent over and slammed by his BBC
>have his friends Daquan and JaWon join in with their BBCs
>go back to her appartment dripping negro seed from every orifice
>tell all her friends about it and complain how she never meets nice guys