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post em
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Pretty disappointing E3 this year. Guess last year was a fluke.
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>>380289430
MS surprisingly took it this year, not because it was good but because everyone else was lackluster.
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>>380289430
>valve
>making games

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>omg metroid prime
>nintendo won!!!
Not how it works, Fuck off.
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I enjoyed it. Sony and especially Beth let me down, but I have a lot of new releases to be hyped for.
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>>380289715
Fuck, you fucking gave fucking Ubisoft a fucking B-? Are you fucking insane you fucking motherfucker?
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>>380290917
Probably the best one so far
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>>380290983
I know you are, but what am I?
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>>380290983
Ubisoft's presentation wasn't even bad. Obviously the games are all going to be downgraded until they're unrecognizable by release, but it was still a rock solid, no BS show from start to finish.
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Rip in piss E3
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>>380289430

Sorry
It went into the recycle bin like three shows ago

If you seriously bothered with that crap this shitshow of a year then you don't like video games and need to fuck off.
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>>380290628
>HOLY SHIT BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 PRE-RENDERED MOVIE AND ITS A PREQUEL, E3 SAVED

>HOLY SHIT DBZ FIGHTERS SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED E3

Are you sure? I got the idea that thats how this board works.
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Sony=A++++ Rest=F-
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Nintendo may technically have won E3 but in the end we all lost
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Very bad E3
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>>380289430
Nintendo just put a logo and people lost their minds

Odyssey looks really good tho
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I was going to skip nintendo to play farcry, i should have. Every heavy hitter is in name only at this stage and they had fuckall to actually show.
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>>380289430
EA: F
Xbox: C+
Bethesda: C-
PC: Didn't watch but probably D
Ubisoft: C-
Sony: C+ or B-
Nintendo: C+

Pretty much all of em I was like "Meh" except EA which was just shit. If I had to choose any of them winning it would probably be Sony or Nintendo. Sony had the most reveals I was interested in (Monster Hunter in particular wowing me) while Nintendo had dat Odyssey

Overall pretty bad E3 but not abysmal
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>Nintendo won't announce anything!
Still fucking smug right now
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>>380289715
>>380290060
>>380290346
>>380290504
>>380290708
>>380290917
>>380291380
>>380291454
Nintendo was a F, and Sony was a A++. Stop shilling for Nintendo
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>>380289430
Final score says it all.
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Digital Devolver >>>>>> Ubisoft > Microsoft > Nintendo > PC Gaming Show > Sony >>>>>>>> literal garbage > EA and Bethesda
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>>380289430
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>>380290983
He's obviously a drone, it got that grade for mario+rabbids
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>>380291864
Stop shilling for Sony.
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>>380289430
CBA to make a card but:

EA: D-, BattlEAfront 2 being the only remotely interesting thing, and maybe BF1 Ruskie DLC

Microsoft: B, Metro 3 semi-open world ala Stalker, new DBZ "2D" fighter, Dark Weeb Souls, Cuphead, Ori 2, XboxHuge backwards compatibility, Scorpio looking rather strong for a console and might be worth the price.

Bethesda: D, Wolfenstein The Jew Order 2 now with 300% more diversity and anti-white propaganda but I'll still play it for the gameplay, Evil Within 2 might be okay at least.

PC Show: Lol didn't even watch since they've been cringe the past 2 years and I say this as primarily PC gamer.

Ubisoft: D-, KILL WITEY THE CONFERENCE, Skull & Bones being the only even remotely interesting title.

Sony: D+, all those movie games dear god, God of War might not be utterly terrible, SotC Remake is cool if completely unnecessary since HD collection exist and was good enough, Ni No Kuni 2 looks good

Nintendo: D+, Yeah they announced Prime 4 but it was just a logo JPEG with no release date or anything, not going to save everything else being obligatory sequelitis trash like New Kirby, New Mario, New Zelda DLC, New Amiibo and the general Nintenbro. But hey points for not abandoning Metroid.

Overall rating: D
Fuck E3 and fuck modern gaming industry.
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Devolver had the best conference
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>nintendo unironically saves this awful e3
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>>380289430
>EA
E
>Xbox
E
>Behesda
E-
>PC
F+
>Ubisoft
C
>Sony
A++
>Nintendo
F
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>>380291864
>breath of the wild
>"blunder"

imagine being this delusional
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>>380291864
please go back and shitpost in your allocated console war thread
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>>380291864
Stop shilling for Sony.
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Eh.
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>>380291864
Poor Sonybros, when will they learn?
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>>380291864
every single time
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>>380290440
Are you 12?
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>>380290060
>>380290346
when is xenoblade 2 being released in north america?
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>>380290346
>MS 6+/10
they didn't communicate adequately the power of the ONE X, Ori 2 is a winner
>EA 0/10
shit
>Bethesda 5/10
Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein are winners
>PC
didn't watch/10
>Ubisoft 4/10
B G&E2 CGI trailer looked cool
>Suny 6+/10
all games we knew but at least most were first party. also MHW
>Nintendo promises/10
Not even a single promo/concept picture for Metroid and Pokeman
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>>380291864
>a remake nobody on earth asked for
>Uncharted of War
>Uncharted itself
>eighth rate Batman
Sony "won" XD
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>>380290440
what the fuck is retarded facebook shit?

fuck off
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>>380290346
>B- Sony

The delusion is real
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>>380291864
>shilling for nintendo
>F Nintendo
>Sony A++
is this bait anon-kun? Otherwise you're one dumb motherfucker.
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Meh
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>>380292603
>they didn't communicate adequately the power of the ONE X
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How can anyone here give Sony anything above a C?

>Shittiest presentation by far, sounds issues that's lasted wayyy too long, and non-stop lag
>Half the presentation was VR games
>Only good parts were god of war and Spider-Man but those presentations only left me with even more doubts

Sony was a shit show and the only thing that could have saved it was From software showing off a new ip.
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Really fucking awful E3 this year. Only redeeming conference was Nintendo, and they didn't really do anything.
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>>380289430
If people get annoyed about Shenmue 3 & FF7R being shown too early, you faggots better not give Nintendo an A for Prime 4 that will no doubt be a 2019/20 title

Im hyped as fuck but lets be fair here
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>>380289430
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>>380292805
Different people have different opinions.
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This was the worst E3 in awhile. Nintendo won, but it was an incredibly low bar. If MS or Sony had at least one more big reveal either of them could have won.
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r8 h8 appreci8
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>>380289430
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>People claiming Nintendo conference was good for showing off ONE (1) mediocre Kirby rehash.

This board is Nintendogaf.
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>>380292774
>Metroid 4 : +++

It was just a logo for fuck sake

you guys never learn
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there are still more stuff to be announced and shown by other companies so i'll reserve my final grade till then. not lookin pretty though.
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>EA
D A Way Out and Amthem surrounded by shit I don't care about
>Xbox
C- Very games centred but nothing really major. I need some AAA first party games on my bone before I even entertain the thought of an X
>Bethesda
D+ They literally could have just uploaded the Wolfenstein and TEW trailers to youtube. A conference was not needed
>PC
Didn't Watch
>Ubi
D None of the new games they announced I could give a shit about
>Sony
C+ They have my favorite lineup, the problem is that we already knew about most of those games and some stuff was missing.
>Nintendo
B- Short and sweet, Some cool games coming soon and 2 big announcements that I personally don't care much for but credit them for giving people what they asked for.
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>>380289430

Is this, dare I say, the worse E3 in centuries?

Not because of something really awful but because all those mediocre unfunny shits?
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>>380292227
>"I am not a Sony.gger!"
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almost every panel made me want to be dead
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>EA: E
Just what do you expect from EA, no excitement.

>Microsoft: D
12 shooters, 0 exclusive despite their announcer repeatedly said exclusive.

>Bethesda: F
So much butthurt, so little positive points.

>PC Gaming Show: D-
Like the usual, a snorefest.

>Ubisoft: E
Just another EA, nintendo fans trying to hype this because there's mario in one game.

Sony: B-
Just one hour, so much VR game. Disappointing for a lot of people because Sony always carry the E3.
Best game shown so far here.

Nintendo: D
Padded with old port and budget game. Some title good for nintendo fanboys but there's nothing for normal people.
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>>380291864
I know this is bait, but come on anon, you arent even trying.
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>>380290060

>Ubisoft
>A-

Find the nearest gibbet and string yourself up from it.
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All these rigged Nintendo scores. LOLOLOL. No wonder why people in America are so dumb. They pass people who didn't pass the exams.
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>>380292772
>>they didn't communicate adequately the power of the ONE X

yeah. who the fuck cares about a racing sim looking good. they all look fucking good. GT 6 on my PS3 looks good.

Why wasn't Halo 5 shown on 4k ?
Why wasn't Witcher 3 shown on 4k ?
Why wasn't FF XV shown on 4k ?

E3 was MS's to lose and they fucked up.
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Why is everyone sucking ubisoft dick? Mario+Rabbids looks okay, the rest is shit. We all know BG&E2 is going to be trash.
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The Nintendo delusion is hilarious. You never cease to amaze me, faggots.
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>>380291864
oh lighten up sonybro
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This E3 sucked. Not the worst sure, but far from good ones.
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>>380289430
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>>380293304
2013 was fucking awful
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>>380292227
I wonder who is behind this post
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>>380293221
Yeah, but the confirmation that it's coming alone is pretty hype anon. I agree it's not enough to turn Nintendo's conference from good to great though.
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>>380291864
Speak for yourself
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>>380291851
I guess you're right, those title logos got me SO HYPE
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>>380293381
T. Sony Shill
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I was pretty happy that here were some surprises and nothing too disappointing.
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>>380289430
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The winners I'd say were Nintendo and Microsoft, because they showed the fucking games we didn't know we wanted.

Ubisoft doesn't count because their two interesting titles were one riding on Nintendo's coat-tails, and the other a CG trailer for the game they basically held for ransom otherwise.
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F- all around. E3 needs to die. Gaming needs to die. No one gives a fuck anymore.
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>>380291864
Give it up already autist

https://boards.4tan.org/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/
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Everyone except bethesda gets a C
Bethesda gets an F----
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>>380289430
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EA: D+
Xbox: B-
Bethesda: D-
PC: C
Ubisoft: C+
Sony: D+
Nintendo: D+
Devolver Digital: A+
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Imagine being such a shill you actually think any of the conferences was worth anything higher than a B.

Jesus Christ what a shit year. Even the best things are pipe dreams in the future with no release date in sight (Metroid Prime 4, Monster Hunter Worlds) and the amount of time spent shilling VR and DLC is disgusting.


Every company needs to make some token effort next time.
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EA: C-
Xbox: C+
Bethesda: F
PC: D
Ubisoft: C-
Sony: C
Nintendo: C
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>>380293596
>The Nintendo delusion is hilarious.

Objectively, announcing new pokemon and Metroid WITHOUT A SINGLE FRAME, A SINGLE CONCEPT PICTURE is lazy as shit.
I mean Square enix made short CGI movies out of nothing for inexistent games and nintendo is like "we do it".
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Microsoft: C
Sony: D+
Nintendo: B-
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>>380290581
>objective
>sony B-
hahahah haha hah a
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>>380293665
2014 was even worse.
Only worthwhile parts were Bayo 2, Smash, Bloodborne, and Sunset Overdrive.
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>>380289430
Well I honestly did not expect it, but Nintendo won this time (disclaimer: I own all of the consoles, so I'm completely neutral on this)

Sony was easily the weakest with only 1 new, non-exclusive game, and a remaster

Microsoft will never sell xXxBoxXx if they just put out everything on Windows too (not that it's a bad thing for consumers)

Nintendo fulfilled a lot of old requests, like Metroid, a core Pokemon, Kirby etc.

PC conference needs more new games and less talking

Overall extremely MEH E3, but at least we had a good laughs

See you guys next year
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This year wasn't half bad. Glad I decided against missing it
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>>380294787
UBI: SKIPPED
EA: SKIPPED
BETHESDA: SKIPPED
PC: D-
MS: C
SONY: B
NINTENDO: B
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Anyone know off the top of their head where I might find a website that gives a list of everything announced or presented at each conference?

This E3 struck me as the worst ever, but I also was at work for most of the live shows so I'd like to see if there was anything I may have missed.
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>>380291864
>Sony e3 2016 ver.2 was an A++
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>>380294281
So, you don't like video games?

I don't think most people on this board actually like video games
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>>380295230
Slowtaku
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>>380294274
Why are you putting so much hope on BGE2 when we know it's a prequel, it doesn't have Jade, and it won't have comfy atmosphere because of all the swearing. Story, main character and atmosphere were what made BGE good, this game has none of them.
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>>380295219
finally someone with a straight mind
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>>380291992
PC fucked it up this year by bring in the Intel shills
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All Sony needed to do was to show off any of these games

RDR 2
FFVII Remake
KH3 with more of actual gameplay
REMake 2
Anything from fucking Fromsoft
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Devolver
won

Nintendo
second

everything else
meh
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EA: D, SPORTS AND CARS. Nobody cares. Also Battlefront is TRASH NIGGER TIER.

MS: D+, Pirate game is cool I guess.

Bethesda: F, Wolfenstein is cool, but they lose like 1.5 letter grades for shilling that fucking mobile fallout trash

PC: ?, Didn't watch

Ubi: C+, Farcry 5 looks fun, nothing else great

Sony: A-, MONSTER HUNTER. MUH DICK. Everything else was fine, too much VR shit.

Nintendo: A-, Metroid Prime is huge. I guess the Xenowhatever looks ok. BoTW stuff is a big question mark. Nothing terrible. Too short.
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Nintendo won (with Microsoft close behind). They made a couple great announcements that appealed to core fans, and did an impressive job showing off Mario Odyssey with only a 2 minute trailer. I just wish they didn't waste so much time with shit like Rabbids.

Overall grade for the whole E3 is a solid D. Many conferences, even Sony's, struggled to do well this year.
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Why is Sony considered bad when they show exclusives unlike MS who shows timed exclusives?
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so many giving nintendo a B or an A for 25 minutes of no gameplay
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>>380295159
I concur with your assessment.
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>>380296256
They are showing gameplay now.
Why waste time with gameplay in an announcement video when you'll stream hours of gameplay later?
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EA: C
Xbox: C+
Bethesda: F-
PC: (didn't watch lol)
Ubisoft: F-
Sony: C-
Nintendo: B

I can't believe it but Nintendo impressed me the most, it's just a shame Sony didn't really have much to show.
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>>380295903
They did better than they ever did, though. All previous PC shows were insanely boring snoozefests with AMD shilling. At least Intel only bored us for ten minutes with their crap and the rest had games.
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>>380296479
can't show gameplay of games they haven't even started like the pokemon and metroid
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>>380291864
Get a trip so we can filter you, you fucking sperg.
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>>380296017
You know monster hunter is multiplat?
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>>380296547
MS: new games
Ubisoft: new games
Sony: new games
Nintendo: rehashes
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>>380295159
Best taste and card quality goes out to this faggot by far

What the FUCK happened to Sony?
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EA: F
MS: F-
Ubi: F
Sony: S++
Nintendo: F-
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>>380289430
EA - E
Xbox - C
Beth - E
PC - C
Ubi - C
Sony - D
Nint - C

Overall - C

What a shitty e3, literally nothing new that looked hype, and only a few new games were interesting.
Odyssey is literally the only game I'm looking forward to in the future and I don't even own a switch.
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>>380289430

>>380290504
kek nope. See you next year!
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Nintendo won, E3 was fucking bad though.
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>>380292227
Where's your 1497277516673.png?
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Nintendo presentation was short, but maybe they'll show more things during Treehouse to make me re-grade them.

Terrible E3 overall.
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>>380289430
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Objectively best report card coming in.

The biggest loser of this E3 was the consumer.
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>>380292997
Best one in the thread
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Mediocre year. A few standout announcements like Shadow of the Colosus, Wolfenstein sequel, Age of Empires Remastered and Metroid Prime 4, but most announcements fell flat. This was clearly an off year, all style and little substance.

The real winner this year was the PC gaming conference just because everyone else set the bar so low. Maybe when Meme Citizen actually returns to E3, the PC conference will have some legitimacy.
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A conference with 2 games & a team up with Twitch & Adult Swim won. A fucking mock conference & an insane drug induced pre pre show won. WTF
Overall, the E3 with real games was meh besides a few surprises but the parts that E3 wanted to hide (Devolver & Pre Pre Show) won.
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>>380290440
This is stupid and silly but also makes perfect sense
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Just went through the whole thread up until this point
>>380295219
Here are the average grades.

>EA
D -

>Microsoft
C +

>Bethesda
F

>PC Gaming
D

>Ubisoft
C

>Sony
D

>Nintendo
B -

Looks like consensus says Nintendo took with Microsodt surprisingly at a close second.
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>>380289430
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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE ANOTHER METROID GAME WAS ANNOUNCED
A 2D ONE AT THAT
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>>380298926
>company that has the bar set the lowest gets the best grade
expected
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>completing a card now
haha
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Still debating what grade to give nintendo, probably a B
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>>380299543
>game companies making games are bad
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>>380289430
>too short
they're still streaming and they just announced another metroid game for the 3ds
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Like people already said this E3 was mediocre as fuck, Wolfenstein2/Metroid 4/Beyond Good and Evil/Cuphead were the only good things I was interested in this year, also can we please stop with this VR meme.

also ITT: nintenbros, you guys will rate nintendo better than anyone regardless of showing a literal port and DLC
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r8
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>>380291864

Are you retarded.

I knew Sony was gonna be bad when they thought showing Days Gone was a good idea. Days Gone is shit.

The only good games at their conference were Shadow Of The Colossus and Spider-Man. Nintendo has fun games as every single showing, not just good looking ones.
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>>380290581
Are you literally retarded?
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>>380300227
>metroid teaser
you forgot the metroid 2 remake
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Fuck you nintendo for announcing a metroid for 3ds in the after stream, I'm not counting that.
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>>380300150
>game companies making the same games over and over is good
>>
>finalizing your cards when Nintendo is still announcing games
>just announced a new 2D Metroid on 3DS

lol you idiots


>>380300667
Reggie told you they'll have more announcements during treehouse
get fucked
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>>380289430
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>>380300647
I made this before that happened but it did contribute to the B
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>>380295568
Why are you assuming the game won't have any of those things? Jade's lineage is one of the most mysterious elements of the first game, so there's your story. Jade's mom (if that's who we play as) will undoubtably be very similar to Jade, so there's your main character. And "swearing" eliminating a good atmosphere? What are you, ten?
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>>380300842
>2D
it's a 3d remake
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>>380300842

I don't give a fuck, make a longer direct. It's not like nintendo is hurting for money
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>>380291864
>This damage control
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Anyone who thinks sony did well is fucking delusional.
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>>380300842
those dont count. what counts is the press conference. if you give them the benefit of the treehouse, then you have to count all the games the other companies didnt show at their conferences you shill.
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Can't wait to play Prime 4 in 3+ years. Mario Rabbids got me curious. Everything else I'll wait for a good sale on as I waist my time being a complete shitter in Destiny 2
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>>380289430
>>
apologize
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>>380298926
>MS
>Timed indie exclusives
>Delays
>$499
>A car
>Second

MS marketers are here
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>>380302316
Is that an Xbone-tan?
Why does her hat look like Unit-00?
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>Sony did great! Who cares that the presentation was lagging, had no sound, and they had nothing to show but VR shit, david cage, and movie games!
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>>380302316
Can she finally take off that helmet now that the kinect has been abandoned?
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>>380293552
metro looked good in 4k
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>EA
Didn't watch but sounds like it was boring
>Microsoft
Shadow of War, Metro and Ori looking pretty nice. Sea of Thieves looks okay. Also Cuphead.
>Bethesda
"Keep buying Skyrim and Fallout 4 and also our paid mods." What the fuck are you even doing.
>PC
Tunic looks comfy, Lawbreakers looks like it could be fun.
>Ubisoft
Never played Xcom but Mario Rabbids looks pretty good, and was presented well. South Park will probably be decent, BG&E looks a bit questionable but I'll be cautiously optimistic
>Sony
Ports, DLC, VR, and multiplats. Fuck me that was underwhelming.
>Nintendo
New Pokemon and Metroid Prime on the way, hope they don't fuck them up. Odyssey looks amazing, Kirby bringing back the crosspowers so that'll be fun.
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>>380296648
sony pony
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>>380302834
They did average.

It was also a lot better than Uncle Phil's shitfest.

Nintendo won easily before you get any ideas, bitchboy.
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>>380291613
the kangz shit was ubisoft ???
>>
This is way too much shit to read to call everyone who disagrees with me a faggot.
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>Nintendo isn't actually done showing games
Shit, I gotta get back to the drawing board
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>>380303785
everyone but nintendo were KANZGS and QUEENS
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>>380289430
Anyone who gives Nintendo an A really needs to calm down. It was a good set of games but the most important announcements had no gameplay footage and no release dates.
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Nintendo did what no other presser did.

It made me WANT a Switch. They blew me away this year.

Xbox did good but no big AAA reveal made the conference overall feel lacking.

I expected a Sony win this year. That didn't happen, not by a longshot.

Overall E3 score is decent.
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>>380303865
>What if I don't like Prime?
>We've got you bro
>Mfw

Someone stop them before they give people heart attacks
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People only thought MS was good because they went in with insanely low expectations.

Was not talking about TV and sports all it took to earn a B grade from you guys?
>>
nintendo is like the anime industry. just fanservice for the now and you will forget how bad the now is in a few years as more fanservice averts your gaze.
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>>380304539
Yes they deserve B. Could be better, that's why not A.
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>>380304221
Anthem was a pretty big AAA reveal, since the gameplay was in their conference. EA just said "We have a new game, check it out tomorrow at Xbox conference"
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>>380303617
>Snorefest
>Games took up 95% of the presentation
>Some potentially good games like metro, cuphead, dragonball, sea of thieves, vein, ashen, ori
>Actual 4K at 60 FPS and not bullshit upscaling at 30fps
>Backwards compatibility with improvements for old games
What the fuck did sony have to show? The presentation itself had problems throughout the whole thing. The only game that looked remotely good was SotC and that's a remaster of a remaster.
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>>380304539
MS gets a B. Xbox gets an F.
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>all this butthurt over no title announcement for Switch Pokemon
>when they JUST announced Ultra Sun and Moon a week ago
They have to promote that, they don't want to have to advertise 2 games. Letting us know that one is in development is good enough, they'll promote USM until the end of the year and in April/May next year we'll get the official title of Switch Pokemon.
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2 New Metroid games made worth it all the fucking waiting.
>I have to get a Switch now
Fuck
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>>380305028
>4K at $500 price point
>smaller than xbone slim
>HUEG backwards compatibility
>F
You wish.
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>>380292227
You really think Sony deserves an A++ with what they shown off? They only shown off 2 games that people seem to really want.
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>>380304539
When you look at it from a pc perspective and skim off xbonex from the conference then it was pretty good.
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>>380291864
The Sonybros are getting desperate, holy fuck
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>>380305337
it's just the usual neogaf delusion.
>OH BOY DAVID CAGE AND VR AT A BUTTERY SMOOTH 24FPS I LOVE SONY
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>>380305017
>Games you can play everywhere else
>Exclusive indies that have been at three prior E3s
>Multiplats and "exclusives" disagree
>One game in November

Marketer detected
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>>380305312
Name one game that was shown that i need an xbox for.
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rate
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>>380291864
You'll have to amend that picture if you want to continue shitposting since both of those have been confirmed for this year
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>>380304905
That was the mistake. Anthem shouldn't have been shown at EA because it ruined the surprise.

Anthem as well I'm expecting to not be anywhere near as pretty as it was shown.

Fully expecting it to be similar to Watch Dogs 1. Stunning E3 trailer, shit visuals on release.
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>>380303617
>They did average.
They did shit, nigger.
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It was a ride. Not a wild ride, but at least it was a ride.
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>>380305337
Sony's conference was utterly disgusting, filled with MUH DIVERSITY and wimyn everywhere.

The only games I wanted from those they showed was God of War, MH and maybe spidey could be cool, the rest was utter thrash and what the fuck are they showing Shadow of the Colossus like its a new game? Not even a remake or remaster in the name? Loool.
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>>380305796
>nintendo that low
>ubisoft that high
4/10.
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>>380306297
Nintendo is only that low because of the first point on what i got
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nintendo won.

if you deny this then you know jack shit about just how shitty nintendo has been in the past 5 years.

this is a serious ass recovery. NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON AN E3
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>>380307113
i say MS won with OG support alone
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>>380307113
doing decent after doing shit doesn't mean you did great
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>>380307113
Nothing interesting that they announced today will be out before the next E3 so I'm not giving them that much credit.
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>>380305665
>Games you can play everywhere else
Cuphead, Sea of Thieves, Ashen, and Ori are coming to PS4? That's news to me.
>Exclusive indies that have been at three prior E3s
Right because Sony never announces games years before release date.
Remind me when god of war was first announced?
>IT'S ON WINDOWS SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
Who owns windows again?

Sony had a shit conference get over it.
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>>380307113
there is still zero reason to by a switch unless you are a nintendo fanboy. its all more of the same shit. nothing new. nothing fresh.
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>>380307113
other than a slide that said metroid prime 4, what actually interested you? im genuinely curious. i thought all conferences were painfully bad this year.
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>>380307628
>Nothing interesting that they announced today will be out before the next E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhOx-FpEAQk
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>>380307240
>$499 to play 15 year old games
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>>380308309
>remake of a game that came out 20 years ago
Meh.
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>>380307728
>PC, faggot
>BUT SONY
>God of War was announced last year
>Don't have to touch Cuckbox hardware

Xcucks please.
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>>380308318
>$399 to play interactive movies at 1080p 24fps
>>
>>380308318
UWP - Universal Windows Platform
there is a very big chance to also get this on Win10, not just xbone
>>
>>380307240
Yeah, that announcement was totally awesome to see, especially after that Sony exec trashing BC days prior.

>>380308318
Vanilla Xbones will have this feature too, and with HD resolution and better performance.
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>>380308309
>remake

Like I said, nothing interesting that they announced today will be out before the next E3 so I'm not giving them that much credit. I'm happy that Metroid is relevant again but a remake on 3DS doesn't interest me in the slighest.
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Devolver Digital entertained me more than any of these games will.
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>>380308480
>Best thing Sony had to offer was a SotC remake
>Best thing MS had to offer was original Xbox games
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>>380308721
in other news this happened
http://www.rockman-corner.com/2017/06/keiji-inafunes-comcept-acquired-by.html
>>
Metroid Prime 4 was a fucking ppt slide. what are you guys so excited about
even some bullshots would have been nice. this was literally the logo on a black background
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>>380289430
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>>380309052
good
level-5 actually make good games
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>>380309198
bby pls
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>>380308504
>PC, faggot
>Don't have to touch Cuckbox hardware
Microsoft owns both platforms it's not competition.
Plus $499 is pretty good for a system that can actually render at 4k 60fps, a PC would cost more.
>BUT SONY
Were directly comparing the two conferences, you can't list something as a downside if sony is doing the same shit.
>God of War was announced last year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_War_(2018_video_game)
>At the first annual PlayStation Experience on December 6, 2014, Santa Monica Studios's creative director Cory Barlog confirmed that a new God of War was in very early development
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>tfw spent a whole day grading oral exams
>tfw see this thread
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>>380289430
I really wanna play Mario XCOM
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>>380291864
(You)
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>>380289430

maybe next year
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>>380309582
Means I can avoid the cancerous Xcucks.
Plus I can actually play Crackdown 3, Destiny 2 and ACO in 4K 60 there. :)
You'd have a point if those timed exclusive indies weren't 90% of the Xbox conference
>Confirmed in 2014
>Announced in 2016
Try reading.
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>>380289430
The worst E3 in my 10 years of watching desu
>>
>all these people assuming that Nintendo is done
It's only just beginning boys
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>EA
3/10
>Microsoft
7.5/10
>Bethesda
2/10
>PC
3/10
>Ubisoft
8/10
>Sony
5/10
>Nintendo
6.5/10
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Nintendo>>microsoft>>sony>>Xbox>>everyone else, literally a fact.

Xbox one x has to be leagues above ps4 pro to make up for its games being on Windows 10 too.
>>
How did Sony fuck up so hard? It should have been so easy for them to win but they were one of the worst conferences. How did they pull it off?
>>
>>380289430
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>>380294046
Sonyshills aren't even half of Nintendo.
>>
Honestly I don't know how you can rate this E3 badly unless you're a maximum contrarian or have completely forgotten previous E3s which were two hours of casual shit, sports games or straight up not videogames like when Microsoft talked about TV for an hour. This is the first E3 I can think of where there was something announced in every conference that I'm excited for.
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>>380292589
Holiday 2017
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Worst E3 since 2008.
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>>380289430
You know Ubisoft fucked up hard when they had BGaE 2, but not even their shills will say Ubisoft did better than Nintendo.
>>
Jesus, I forgot just how much this board was Nintenbro central.

>Nintendo announces one of like 10 game sequel rehashes
>NINTENDO WON

Every single fucking year with you guys, jesus christ. Doesn't matter if it's a starfox game, or mario, or whatever the fuck else.
>>
>>380311873
So by your logic MS won, right? Because if you say Sony then you're retarded because they only announced a MH multiplat and a remaster of a remaster of a ps2 game.
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>>380302665
They had a better conference than sony.
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>>380294173
>300 fucking results found

Literally needs to kill himself.
>>
>>380302665
>MS marketer
>doesn't have MS as winning
>plus all he did was total up the user scores
Nah, you're just a salty sonybro
>>
>>380310764
>>380313021
>>380313363
Say Xbone.
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>>380292805
You have to give them credit, they at least put on a hype show.

Nintendo's most exciting announcement was a 2-second flash of a logo.
>>
>>380295159
You should write for the industry if you don't already, 'M$ has a new console and its called Windows 10' was genuinely funny.
>>
>>380310313
>You'd have a point if those timed exclusive indies weren't 90% of the Xbox conference
20 of the games shown at the conference were xbox/win10 exclusives
>Confirmed and announced are two different things!
Really grasping at straws here neogaf.
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>>380313557
Xbone.
Microshaft did better than Sony.
>>
>>380313557
Xbone. Nigger. MS did better than Sony and had the best conference.
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>>380311873
people were saying nintendo won before today even started. it happens every single year. we should all be used to this nonsense by now.
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>>380311873
Nintendo wins because nobody else even fucking tries.
Do you seriously enjoy playing shitty movie games at 24 fps and hipster xbox indies?
At least with nintendo I know I'll get a decent game.
>>
>>380313845
Timed exclusive.
They are different things, Xcuck.
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>>380294224
> Even the best things are pipe dreams in the future with no release date in sight (Metroid Prime 4, Monster Hunter Worlds)

MonHun was confirmed for early 2018.
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>>380313716
Thanks. I worked for a vidya journalist site for 2 years, so your comment made me genuinely happy, thanks.
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