So the Prime faggots won. 2D Metroid is dead as shit and all

iktf

So fucking gutted it's another Prime

>>380287604
>lock-on feature
>FPS

yeah, no

kys

"4" appeared and my heart fucking sunk.

Eh, indies have picked up the slack in my opinion.

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13 years. It's been 13 fucking years since the last 2D Metroid, and we get another shitty Prime game.

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>>380287604
>2D
>any year past 2000

Grandpa says the darndest things.

>>380287604
It's time to go home. Metroid is dead.

>>380287604
>not enjoying both

You're a huge faggot OP.

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>>380287604

Enjoy your fucking scanning!

HAHAHAHAHA

>>380288602
as soon as i heard the fucking music my heart sunk

this is not the metroid i wanted

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you fags deserved it. shat on a sub-series even Sakamoto said it did a lot to bring more people into Metroid.

Takahashi even said there's a traditional Metroid coming but i'm already seeing you fucking faggots coming out of the wood works claming they aren't doing Metroid 5

i hope you retards enjoy your extended suffering while you don't see this is proof Nintendo fucking cares what we want

>>380288283
Same. Never cared for that series. I know they're considered great, but just not my cup of tea. Plenty of fucking FPS games out there. No real Metroids, though.

>>380289182
>Some point in the near future

That's too vague, nigga.

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>yfw they did MP4 because Zero Suit still appears in Metroid Prime right before Fusion even happens
JUST

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>all those threads with sales autists claiming the new metroid game wouldn't be prime 4
>muh 2d metroid have consistently sold more than all prime games except for prime 1
>prime 1 selling the most of any metroid game didn't matter
>reggie liking prime more than 2d metroid didn't matter
>mfw prime 4 is now the only metroid game announced

>>380287604
In the mean while you just have to play the fan game that nintendo made ilegal

fucking end yourselves. prime is one of nintendo's best franchises, and i've been playing metroid since i got the first one for my NES back when i was 5 years old.

go play a fucking phone game you tasteless plebians.

>>380289021
They're both good, but all the 2D ones are better.

>>380288789
uh WHAT?
AM2R was withing last year.

>>380287604
If you followed the rumors that proved true now.
There are two metroid games in development.
the other is classic 2d metroid from another studio

>muh 2d vs 3d
who the fuck cares

>>380287604
both versions are fun though, i dont know why any Metroid fan would be upset

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>>380289635
yeah just like Federation Force and Metroid Prime 4 was too vague

fucking hang yourself for even doubting Nintendo about Metroid, they even went out saying it's their CROWN JEWEL among their major franchises.

i hope they're doing DKC6 next after this, cause i'm hyped for that shit too along with Kirby Switch

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>>380289960
>Legitimately thinks a fan remake counts as a new entry in the series

I just want a third person metroid that doesn't suck
fuck your FPS and 2D shit, we've had enough of those

I was very much hoping for a double announcement ala Prime/Fusion. Shame it's only a prime title

>>380289960

As good as AM2R is it's a non-official remake. I want a new 2D Metroid.

I also am hype as fuck for Prime 4 though.

>>380290032
People that don't have fun with the primeshit games

>>380289881
>FPS baby calling anyone a pleb

Slit your wrists you faggot.

F

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>>380287604
After 8 years I prefer another prime than nothing.

But yeah, I'd love another 2D Metroid, they could even go the Arc System Works route if they NEED to make it 3D for the Switch.

>>380290324
>3rd person remake of a 2d platformer

Damn, is it 1997?

>>380290053
same here, just be happy series is alive

>>380290208
It's just zero mission for 2?
Or does zero mission not count because remake.

It's not any worse then zero for the game its remaking

>>380289960
AM2r was the last straw for me. Fuck Nintendo.

>>380290340
>muh taste is better than your taste
grow the fuck up

>tfw 2dfag

>>380289182
Your quoted interview was from 2014 and before Federation Force was announced. It's not happening, you fucking moron.

>>380290580
did I say remake, i don't remember saying remake

>>380289881
Casual bitch

>>380290584
>It's just zero mission for 2?
What is this even supposed to mean?
>Or does zero mission not count because remake.
Zero Mission does count because it's not a fucking fan game, idiot.

Metroid should have stayed dead rather than catering to this faux "Prime" series that doesn't resemble the core games in ANY WAY.

>>380290053
Because Prime is vastly inferior to the 2D Metroids. People generally agree that Prime 1 was the best but even that was hugely linear and a chunk of the game revolves around collecting artifacts which are just glorified keys that do nothing else, which is missing the entire fucking point of Metroid's power-ups.

>>380290573
I'd be pretty happy to get the team that made Hard Corps Uprising in charge of a new Metroid.

Fucking Matterfall is the closest I'm gonna get to anything even resembling a real Metroid game. Thanks Sony, I guess.

>>380290771
>think the year matters
>especially when they said a Prime-style game was in the making since after Tropical Freeze was fucking done
i'm seriously done with you fags. You clearly done give a shit about Metroid nor see Prime 4 as proof they are bringing back 2D Metroid soon

yeah, keep on making threads about how Prime "killed" Traditional Metroid, every Nintendofag will deflect back to spoiled 2Dbrats like the smartasses they are.

>2dfag tears

If this game does well it can revive Metroid enough to have them actually make more than one game a decade.

Go play one of the trillion metroidvanias that your game inspired

Can't I like both?

>>380291628
>vague statement saying "hopefully in the near future we'll be able to say something about them"
>3 years later, still zero word of any 2D Metroid
It's not happening. Your faith is blind.

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>>380287604
You had AM2R and now its source code was reconstructed you can make your own.

Fuck off.

AHAHA GET FUCKED, PRIME IS SUPERIOR TO 2D

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>the very first Prime outsold the entire 2D line
>every main Prime game still sold millions
>Prime 3 outsold Super Metroid
>Zero Mission, A REMAKE OF THE FIRST METROID THAT SOLD 2.73 MILLION, didn't even break a million (like fucking Star Fox 643D)
>neither did Other M
>Hunters stopped with and estimate of 1.09million sales
>Japanese bought Prime Hunters more so than Other M and Zero Mission
yeah i wonder why they announced Prime 4 over Metroid 5 first

don't fucking underestimate the sub-series, Nintendo did the right thing to go for the major hittter first.

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>there are people who don't like both styles of metroid games

I never understood this, they're both absolutely fantastic

>>380291042
What difference does it make if its a fan game or not. The quality is just as high as an official release. Lacking nintendo approval doesn't really change a thing.

I like both. Metroid idort is fine.

But hey, maybe Ghost Song will come out in the next year or two.

>>380287604
http://store.steampowered.com/search/?tags=1628

>it's okay when Nintendo makes pixel shit if it itches my nostalgia

Eat shit. We REALLY don't need more of these.

>>380291980
the nitpicking and delusion is unbelievable

>>380292169
They are both fantastic, but the Prime games aren't even GOOD Metroid games.

>metroid get's a new game and you faggots STILL complain

I hate every single one of you insufferable entitled crybabies, metroidfags have finally proven they are the worst nintendo related fanbase

>>380292232
>What difference does it make if its a fan game or not.
The difference is that Nintendo isn't the one making it you dumb cunt.
> Lacking nintendo approval doesn't really change a thing.
It doesn't just lack Nintendo's approval, they went out of their way to shut it down when they had zero reason to.

>>380287604
I couldn't even make it through the first Prime game. Stopped playing about half way. I don't know what people see in it.

>>380292390
The only deluded one here is the one believing that a company is going to provide a product that he wants based on a one-off statement that could potentially be interpreted in such a manner if one thinks wishfully, despite there being zero signs of such being the case.

>>380292553
this thread does definitely seem that way.

Metroid is one of the best things Nintendo's ever done, but they could release a fucking 2d metroid tomorrow, and you fags would still bitch about it because of some small way it deviates from Super Metroid, so it doesn't count.

>another ~17 hour experience of scanning uninteresting shit

Honestly, fuck the novelty starved faggots that pretended the Prime series was ever not shit.

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Prime is literally the best series of Metroid out there. Most of the Switches games is shitty 2D pixel art platformers and I am glad the new Metroid isn't adding to that garbage.

I'm fucking PISSED.

I didn't want a fucking Prime game, Nintendo. A wanted a real, traditional, back to basics Super Metroid sequel.

Fucking Other M killed all interest in this franchise. FUCK.

Nintendo can release something like Federation Force, have it BOMB, and still fucking pump out the next one. They don't care about their fans, the REAL Metroid fans. All they care about is appealing to that Halo audience.

Fuck Nintendo, and FUCK Prime 4.

>>380293032
>That "Art"
Wow so edgy.

Pretty sure Sakamoto killed 2D metroid.

>>380288358
>lock on is only ever done through a third person perspective

yeah, no

>>380287604
Shut the fuck up Caladez.

>>380292553
>entitled
Suck on your Nintendy's long wrinkled tits a bit longer you ape, you fucking savage

>>380292553
to be fair, it's like asking for a final fantasy tactics 2 and getting final fantasy Dissidia

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>>380292930
>no u: the post
pathetic

Thank God we Prime fans had a victory today. I was not looking forward to a shitty, nostalgiabait 2D, linear, "bomb all the tiles" Metroid game. Not yet, anyway.

>>380291628
Yo idiot. Federation Force was a Prime-style.

>>380293163
>Other M killed all interest in this franchise

Keep thinking that sweaty

>>380292695
Why does it matter who makes it. I still had the experience of playing a brand new 2D metroid. Doesnt matter who makes it, and nintendo didnt shut down anything, cant delete it once its been released.

>>380291950
No, fuck you for being reasonable and appreciating games for their merits instead of blindly supporting one or the other.

>>380287604

Metroid needs to be strong as a brand if you want to ever get a 2D game. I recommend you buy as many copies of it as possible.

>>380292472
0/10, didn't even try.

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>>380287604
I'm happy fuck you I've been waiting for years nigga

>>380292794
Maybe the metroid series just isn't for you then.

>>380293360
ty

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>>380292010
>mfw a fan does better job than Nintendo
They are lame.

Nintendo should have canned the Prime series after Federation Force flopped, and that was the game Primefaggots were begging for

NO METROID 5

NO METROID 5

FUSION STILL LAST METROID IN THE SERIES

METRIOD IS DEAD, FZERO IS DEAD. BOTH STILL STAY DEAD.

>>380293434
I hope this amount of baiting goes away after a week or so, but I know Metroid threads are doomed to this shit for years now.

>>380293434
Epic one, sir! I'll be sure to respond angrily and assume your opinion denotes the opinion of fans of the Prime series!

Nintendo can manage to make shitty Kirby games every fucking year on every platform but can't make a 2D Metroid. This pisses me off so much

>>380293773

maybe you should kys
you can't just hijack a series from fans who who've been here way longer than you

>>380293885
Nobody knows where to go after 5. Samus has crazy Metroid powers, she's being hunted by the galactic federation, Ridley is really really really dead and the Space Pirates were completely and royally fucked.

>>380293773
Maybe you should walk through a bad neighborhood naked covered in BBQ sauce

>>380293330
Why because i'm not crying like a pissbaby over a game not getting an entry the exact way i wanted it to? Smashfags have more integrity than you faggots

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>another game of this

WHY?

>>380293562
>Why does it matter who makes it.
Because Nintendo's Metroids were of far better quality than AM2R. And aside from Zero Mission, they were entirely original games.
>I still had the experience of playing a brand new 2D metroid.
No, you played a fan remake of an old game.
>and nintendo didnt shut down anything, cant delete it once its been released.
The dev was planning to add more content and fix bugs post-release, with the shutdown that never happened. The shutdown also means no one else is going to bother making something like that in the future.

Let's be honest
If they had the technology back then, Metroid would have been a 3D fps from the start

>>380291628
>think the year matters
it completely invalidates what you said
so yeah it matters

>>380293927
No bait. 2D Metroid has potential, but they have never been really good. Decent, yes. Great, no.

>>380294254
How does that musty old milk taste? Can your teeth filter out the hair and debris?

>another slow, boring, tank controlled first person """"METROID"""" game with shitty scanning and reading every 4 seconds

wow thanks nintendo. notify me when you make a real Metroid game again.

>>380287604
Oh jesus christ, nigger, you're gonna bitch about anything. If this was a 3d game you'd say DAMN WHY IS THIS NOT PRIME WHY WHO WANTS TO PLAY 2D

>>380294569

kys

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>>380293250
>Putting the word Art in quotes
>Implying a great drawing isn't art because it's edgy
>Being this autistic

I can tell you're a 2D Metroid nostalgia fag.

Why is anyone acting like Prime 4 was made instead of a 2D Metroid? Prime is developed by Retro and 2D games are made by Nintendo's in house devs. If Nintendo of Japan wanted there to be a 2D Metroid there would be.

>>380287604
Give up hope, AAA Metroidvanias no longer exist. Both 2-D Metroid and Castlevania are dead, just move on and embrace indie releases of the genre.

>>380294687
I hope you people off yourselves, you damn metroidfags deserve nothing nice.

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BASED PRIME 4 WORKING THE OBESE 2D MARKS INTO A SHOOT

>>380294827
[SHITPOSTS LOUDLY]

>>380289024
The sad thing is, I probably will.

I thought scanning was the shit back in the day.

>>380287604
The salt from one-game metroidfags is the absolute best, thanks for sustaining me for another day /v/.

>>380289607
>No real Metroids, though.
Prime 1 was a real Metroid, faggot. I didn't play the others.

>>380295140
I'm almost over the fact that there's no 2D Metroid because of your pants-shitting anger over people on the internet. You just made my day, faggot :)

So whats Prime 4 even gonna be about? Isn't that storyline basically done?

>>380293163
I will buy extra copies just to spite people like you. Face it grandpa, this is the future. It outsold all 2D metroid games. I dont even care if you think my first system being the Wii is a sin. We are here, we make the rules now :^)

>>380295606
Prime is a spin off. It shares very little in common with the core Metroid games. It's not a real Metroid.

>>380295803
>NEETbux
>you can't afford tendies with two copies

>>380294189
They had Metroid Dread in the works before dooming it to development hell. I'm sure they had at least some notion at the beggining

>>380295856
You really believe this?

No, it's specifically outlined when this takes place in the universe and timeline.

>>380287604
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS PRIME IS THE BEST METROID

>>380288283
Be glad the franchise is alive you ungrateful nigger.

not my metroid

>>380293972
they have a reddit board for metroid y'know?
go there.

Hollow Knight and Ori do it better anyway.

>>380297187
I'd rather it stay dead than turn only in to these first person shitshows

#NotMyMetroid

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>AM2R was the last actual Metroid game
>Nintendo purged it from existence

Fuck this shit company

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>>380297238
>>380297692
>>380297763
>>380298048

>>380297480
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/comments/6h14gd/retro_studios_is_not_working_on_metroid_prime_4/

OH SHIT
THIS METROID IS GOING TO BE GARBAGE

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>>380295759
Sylux and Samus

we are finally going to uncover the mysteries on why Sylux hate the GF, why he wholly despises Samus, and why he went after the the newly hatched baby Metroid after the feddies finished their job with Master Brain in Federation Force.

KYS OP

BLOWN THE FUCK OIUT LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOlo

NIGGER

CHECK THE STREAM

HAHAHAHA WRONG

OH FUCK

HOLY SHIT 2D METROID ON 3DS

>>380287604
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WISH BITCH

OP btfo lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

WELP

OP BTFO

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>>380298109
>reddit rumors
okay

>>380287604
you spoke too soon OP

>>380287604
LMAO

>>380287604
HAHAHAHA TURN ON THE TV NIGGA

OP BTFO

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lol get fucking shitter shattered OP

>>380287604
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380287604
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute!

So OP just got served.

>>380287604
>2d is dead
JUST ANNOUNCED 3ds METROID 2d
NON BELIEVERS BTFO

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OP

AHAHAHAHA

>The city of OP

>>380290598
Same. The whole thing with the anniversary, the DMCA, and Federation Force all at the same time, were just disgusting and heart breaking. Nintendo can go fuck themselves. Thank god for the fans at least we got something, and it was pretty fucking great even compared to the official games.

>>380287604
OP BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD

REKT

absolutely amazing, op

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OP BTFO AND GAY

/THREAD OP BTFO

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THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT

AAAAAA

B T F O
T
F
O

OP IS OVER FOREVER

BFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>380287604
Metriod Samus Returns

>>380287604
OP BTFO

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THEY JUST SHOWED ANOTHER FUCKING METROID WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE IN RIGHT TNOW

>>380287604
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAPS COACH

heh

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>>380287604
APOLOGIZE

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU HOW WRONG YOU ARE?

new metroid on 3ds? is that less resolution than the SNES or the same? shame it's not sprites

YES

YES

THIS IS WHAT WE WANT

>>380287604
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

2D metroidfags are the fucking worst.
You just got AM2R, which was great. Stop crying.

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>>380287604
FIRST FOR OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO GOT BTFO

SAMUS RETURNS

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AHJAHAHAH OP
YOU FUCKED UP

P O T T E R Y

>>380287604
HAHAHA METROID RETURNS FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>380287604
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SAMUS RETURNS FAGGOT

ayyyyyyyyyy

>>380287604
AHAAHAHAH

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>>380287604

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>>380287604

>>380287604
NTYFPPSAFSAO;GFDSAJ KL;GFHDSAJNL[G'JFDSAFG

OP Destroyed

OP BTFO
P

B
T
F
O

LOLOLOLOL

>>380287604
HAHAHAHAHA

>>380287604
OP SO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD

>>380287604
kek! put me in the screenshot.

>>380287604
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP FAMILIAS
AYYYYYYYYYYYY

This became dated pretty quickly.

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>>380287604
>2D Metroid is dead as shit

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>2D metroid is dead as shit
think again moron

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BTFO

FUCKING LOL

>>380287604
kek

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OP BTFO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OP BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE WINS BUT YOU FAGGOT

>>380287604
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING

>>380287604

IS IT LEGAL TO OWN A NIGGA THIS HARD? OP BLOW THE FUCK OUT

>>380287604
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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reality is crashing down

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>>380287604
FUCKING OWNED

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2D METROID AND 3D METROID AT THE SAME TIME!

ARE YOU FUCKIGN HAPPY YOU FAGGOTS

>2D Metroid
and i was right

told you fags they were gonna bring 2D Metroid next

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GET FUCKED OP

>>380287604
HAHAHAHAHA EAT A DICK

METROID IS BACK BOYS

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>>380287604
Fuckin neck yourself OP.

OP, if you could've held your load for a few more minutes you wouldn't look like a fucking retard right now.

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put me in screenshot

>>380287604
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Both Metroid Prime 4 and 2D Metroid back. Nintendo won guys!

HAHAHAHAH

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>>380287604

Put me in the screencap like the one from FFVII remake

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>>380287604
PFFFFFFFFF

AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED OP

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FUCKING REKT

>>380287604
Happy now?

2 new Metroids, holy fuck what is happening right now

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AUDREY IS BACK

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OP SUCKS SOME MASSIVE DICKS AHAHAHAHHA

>>380287604
AHSAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGSGAHGSHGAHGAHGAGAGHAHAHAHAHAA

HAvHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

METROID 2 FUCKOS

ITS OVER NINTENDO WON also OP BTFO

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>>380287604
You should probably feel pretty silly right now, OP.

BTFO
T
F
O
Now bring that to the Switch

>It's a remake

Why bother???

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>OP

BTFO

OP BTFO

HI SCREENCAPS

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GET FUCKED OP

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>>380287604
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>380287604
>(YOU)

>>380287604
LMAO OP IS A FAG

>>380287604
OP IS A FAGGOT

Check treehouse

Holy shit. An official Metroid II remake.

>>380287604
boy does OP look like a fag now

>>380287604
OP eternally BTFO

>>380287604
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING DUMBASS

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>>380287604
>2D Metroid is dead as shit and all we have are these shitty fucking FPS games

Good job, OP

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>>380287604
>The city of OP

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>>380287604

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>>380287604
Fuck you OP

lmao it's AM2R

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OP BTFO

NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
E3 SAVED

FUCKING LUL

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>mercury steam
ummmm

>>380287604
You spoke too soon. We are getting both
OP is fag

inb4 its a remake it doesnt count

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>>380287604
POTTERY

lmaooooo OP

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>>380287604
>DURR HURR 2D METROID IS DEAD
>2D Metroid is released less than 1 hour later
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't make this shit up!

>>380287604
BLOOOOOOWWWWWN THE FUCK OFFFF

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>>380287604
LMAOING @ UR LIFE

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FOOKIN REKT'D

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>AM2R was DMCA'd because nintendo was remaking it themselves

HOLY FUCK
OP YOU SUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>380287604
LMAO

>remake of Metroid 2
AM2R BTFO

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BLOW THE FUCK UP BY TREEHOUSE
METROID 2 REMAKE NIGGA FUCK

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>>380287604
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOLY SHIT
THE CITY OF OP

I bet OP is happy to be blown the fuck out desu

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN OP WASS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND NINTENDO WON E3 AND SHOWED THEY LISTENED TO FANS

>>380287604
>THE SHITTY OF OP

I thought the remake of this came out a few months ago?

>Remake died for this

SHITPOSTERS

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>380287604
Ahah get fucked OP.

>>380287604
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

now you know WHY they shut down your shitty little fucking FAN GAME

B T F O

T T

F F

O O OP

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NINTENDOMINATION

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>>380287604
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

put me in the screenshot famalam

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

NINTENDO WON

THE CITY OF OP
THE CITY OF OP
THE CITY OF OP
THE CITY OF OP
THE CITY OF OP
THE CITY OF OP

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>2d metroid dead
HAHAHAHAHAH just got announced faggot. Get blown the fuck out holy shit.

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>>380287604
>2D Metroid is dead as shit

>>380287604
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS ANON RIGHT NOW

>>380287604

2.5D METROID NIGGA

OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>380287604

>>380287604
STREAM YOUR SUICIDE ASSWIPE

>Metroid 2 remake
AM2R BTFO

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>>380287604
I came here to laugh at you

>>380287604
OP chokes on dicks on a daily basis

NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY

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THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO

GET FUCKED OP

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OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>2D METROID
>SAKAMOTO DIRECTED

THIS IS ALL I WANTED

FUCKING YESSSSSS

Mercury Steam though eeep

These tears won't stop


I can't believe it the mad men fucking did it

E3 now belongs to Nintendo

>>380287604
wew lad

oh fuck am2r LMAO

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>>380287604
>OP

M E T R O I D S A M U S R E T U R N S

RETURN OF SAMUR REMAAAAKEEEEE

THIS THIS THIS ALONE IS ENOUGH AND WITH 4 E3 HAS BEEN WON FOR THREE YEARSSSS

I think OP might be happy to have been btfo.

>>380299156
No, he doesn't.

A remake isn't a new 2D Metroid game, sorry.

Nintendo is dead to me, turned Metroid into a generic FPS.

>>380287604
hahahahahahhahhhahahahahahHAHAHAHA

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>>380287604

>>380287604
BTFO!!!!

>METROID 2 REMAKE

THE MADMEN DID IT

>>380287604
BTFO
T
F
O

>>380287604
Yeah it's dead because we didn't get Sakamoto's shitty Ninja Gaiden ripoff for that cinematic experience. we're stuck with the equivalent of the Halo Wars series for years to come. I'm sticking with Halo since Microsoft are continuing Chief's story. I wish Nintendo would do the same with a 2D Metroid game. My only hope is that 2D Metroid 5 is announced at the Treehouse event.

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>>380287604
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>380287604

kek

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>>380287604
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND

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Blown the fuck out

>>380287604
BTFO

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>>380287604
Here you go buddy
Metroid Samus Returns

What was that?

360 degegegres

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TWO METROIDS

>2D METROID on 3DS

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! ATHEISTS BTFO!

>>380287604
APOLOGIZE NOW

So thats why AM2R was DMCA'ed

>>380287604
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT PLEASE

NIGGERFAGGOT

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>THE CITY OF OP

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HOLY SHIT
FUCKING NINTENDO

>>380298837
I AM SO SORRY
I AM BUYING A SWITCH

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>>380287604
>the city of OP

>>380287604
BTFO

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>>380287604
OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. IF YOU'RE THE SAME OP FROM THAT GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT WHEN FF7 REMAKE WAS ANNOUNCED THIS IS EVEN BETTER

RIP OP YOU FAG

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>OP's face after that announcement

AHAHAHAH OP YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ON EARTH

Why are people going OP BTFO? He should be happy

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Please put in screencap

>>380299331
best timeline

>>380287604
BTFO OP! METROID 3DS

I swear something like this happens every time for any major announcement

>>380287604
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
HOLY SHIT

Haha!

Aaaaahahahahahahahaha!

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>>380287604
So this is the power of (you)

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>>380287604

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been there

>>380287604
I WANT TO BE PART OF THIS

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This board is fucking killing me right now. This is top comedy.

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>>380287604
HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR REMAKE OP

>tfw you're gonna buy both

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>>380287604
ACTUALLY came here to laugh at you stupid faggot