The most comfiest Nintendo E3 thread on /v/

>CORE POKEMON RPG ON SWITCH

>>380284262
Please, don't spam too much or the thread will stop bing comfy. I just want to stare at it once a minute and see what's going on without scrolling for an hour.

OP keep us updated.

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>>380284262
>most comfiest

It won't be comfy now that they teased FUCKING MAINLINE METROID ON SWITCH

Nintendo so far has won

I haven't been paying attention in years, what the fuck have they done to yoshi games? Yoshi's island had some challenge but this shit looks stupid easy.

YEAH WORKING TOGETHER

>>380285702
Because they decided to actually announce games.

Did Nintendo already win?

I honestly wasent expecting all this winning

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FE:WAIFUS WHEN?

FIRE EMBLEM: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Why is it suddenly okay to announce games years in advance?

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Nintendo already won.

Metroid
Pokémon core RPG
Yoshi
Kirby
Xenoblade 2 and Fire Emblem in 2017

It's over.

NINTENDO WON

Nobody post this thread link to the old thread. Let the faggots rot in the sticky.

Xeno: Badly done weebshit
Kirby: Looks pretty good
Pokemon: Lol, no game preview for you!
Metroid 4: Holy fuck
Yoshi: Looks pretty lame
Fire Emblem: meh
Zelda DLC: meh

7/10 so far
which is enough to win at this year's shitshow

>>380284262
What's going on, i can't see the stream.

Wow this Zelda DLC pack is that stupid island where you lose all your gear but an entire game like that fuck this.

Where is my boy Ike at?

>dat xenoblade

LOL

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>That new armor for Zelda

>>380286276
In a shallow grave.

METROID PRIME 4

>my man Kess

NINTENDO WON

This sucks as well

BotW was boring as fuck.

I thought he said "4chan"

>sounds like a 19 year old
>looks like a 7 year old

>>380286087
Because Metroidfags thought their series was actually dead, and they'll take anything tjatas a mainline game at this point.

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>Less than 10 minutes left
>No new games

>Just Skyrim and DLC

Wait did they just announce Fire Emblem for Switch?

>>380286276
on a pike

DO NOT WASTE TIME ON DLC
GIVE ME MORE GAMES

fucking animal crossing

DORITO CHAMPION

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>mipha amiibo

>those shit tier amiibos
wtf

this isn't comfy at all
comfy threads are here for fast discussion between announcements

>>380286562
>>No new games
Have you not been watching?

DORITO CHAMPION
RIVALI

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>>380284262
What were they trying to say with the Talos' healthbar? I couldn't figure it out

>THAT MIPHA FACE

ANNOUNCE CALL OF DUTY ALREADY

>>380284262
>no gameplay or trailer
>just "now in development"
JUST

>>380284262
H O T
S T I C K Y
G L U E

>amiibo
god fucking dammit

I'm docking points for making me think Xenoblade 2 was Chrono Brake.

>amiibo

>>380286573
its just a shitty warriors game

>>380286573
Fire Emblem Warriors

>amiibos
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO GET SCALPED

Smash 5 when?

>>380286556
My sister and I did as well.

Hilarious

THE 4 CHAN-pion!

>not watching glorious Japanese stream with no shitty English dubs
DO YOU EVEN WEEB?

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>nintendo finally takes a look online on what people want to see
>switch pokemon
>new metroid
>fe warriors
Nintendo's great when they want to be
F-Zero next please

I can't wait to NOT but that bullshit DLC. It's literally fucking nothing.

hey what the fuck reggie is at the santa monica pier

>>380286562
>No new games
>Kirby and Metroid Prime 4

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THIS IS THE WORST e3 SINCE 2010

>>380285702
>>380285916
It feels wrong to give them credit for announcements with no content which should be even worse than cinematic trailers but HOLY FUCK DID THE OTHER COMPANIES SHIT THE BED.

i'm going to hot glue my gerudo gf

I'm happy for yall, but I need my Smash info

>>380286573
Fire Emblem Warriors, a Musou

Come on, Mario Odyssey...

>>380286562
Wanna know how I know you haven't actually been watching?

Fuck sake every Zelda thread is just gonna be hot glueing Mipha and Urbosa.

Reggie is looking dark

Where is animal crossing?

>>380286596
this nintendo please, please please pleaaaase

>>380286701
I think boss enemies like the talos have health regen in hard mode

>>380286562
metroid
kibry
yoshi

all new

FUCKING ESPORTS

LMAO

>>380286774
It's advanced even

So just better all around

>But... One more thing.

YOU ARE ON A SOUNDSTAGE, REGGIE.

I'm literally only here for Animal crossing.

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>E-Sports

>Champion amiibos
Already setting aside hot glue for Urbosa

What a shit E3. No unannounced games this year, and only like 4 games with actual footage.

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>Nintendo literally won by showing a logo
What a shitty E3

>>380286914
He's on the beach

I wanna fuck that dorito champion

>>380286808
kirby doesn't count and metroid prime 4 has nothing to show

k

Fucking Frenchies

>>380286701
regains HP over time

>>380286925
"""new"""

So they just secured the switch success right? Even if it won't be out for a while a proper pokemon RPG will sell the console alone to the masses as kids can't get enough plus sad fucks like me who still play it

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>mipha amiibo
>urbosa amiibo
Looks like I've got some hot gluing to do

This is the worst E3 ever

>tfw no Metroid Dread

Who the fuck wanted Prime 4, Prime 3 wasn't even that good.

>Rabbids
Please no

>few more worlds to visit
Better be animal crossing, I swear to GOD

Umm we already saw this yesterday, Nintendo!

>it was real
rabbits is gay

Yves is so fucking gay

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Yay, Mario Raving Rabbids.

Reggie turned into a nigger

Nintendo lost

>we cunt wait for you to play the game

>Mario Rayman bit
Hoo boy.

>>380286383
>>380286581
;_;
Ike best boy

>>380286573
They already did at an FE Direct some time ago

Pls tell me that animal crossing is 3rd party???

Guillemot mean "gay word" in français.

>>380286914
this is Shadow Reggie, from Nintendo's Water Temple

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>>380284262

>MAINLINE POKEMON GAME
>METROID PRIME 4
>ZELDA DLC
>NEW KIRBY
>XENOBLADE 2

Yeah looks like nintendo wins again

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>Less than 5 minutes left
>Still no games

>Just Rabbids

Seriously this is a shitty E3

Rocket League

>4 minutes left
Welp, that's it boys and girls.

>>380287235
Dude it got shown yesterday. It actually looks fun.

where the FUCK is animal crossing?

Really? Rocket meme?

>rocket league
Fuck Nintendo

>>380287337
Not as good as last year, that's for sure.

>no animal crossing

fuck this company

More like Pocket League lmao.

Was a trailer really needed for this? I love RL but for fucks sake

The Nintendo switch can have shovelware too!

Why is Rocket League so popular?

>>380287167
Metroid Dread was always a edgelord pipe dream

>>380284262
how is this a comfy thread
it's the same as the sticky

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WHERE IS SMT

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>one last thing
>"Rocket League gets a hat!"

HOLIDAY ROCKET LEAGUE FUCKING WHAT

Missed it. Anything good annoucned ?

Haven't bought a switch yet , but was looking forward to following annoucements:

New Mario Party game
Mario Maker Switch
Pokemon Game for Switch

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>hear the car engine
FUCKING F-ZER-
>Rocket League
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>380287319
I got all the news I wanted mate, new metroid, new pokemon, new yoshi, warriors out before the end of the year and more shit from xenoblade 2

>>380287337
For everyone but Nintendo and PC that is.

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Please announce Monster Hunter XX for the west. PLEASE.

guy on right is baked

Cross Network? That's good.

>crossplay
>one version gets exclusive content

>>380287519
Because it went free at the right time. Thats literally it.

STAR FOX ADVETURES 2 YES

I didn't expect that...

Uh...

>Spic Mario

>This Music

Muh

>add a mario hat to something
>sell it for x10 price

Nintendo have hit rock bottom.

DINOSAURS CONFIRMED FOR MARIO

>RAISE OUR SALES

JEJ

>meximario

oh boy

This music's pretty great

>>380287661
PS4 version has an exclusive car and so does Xbox I think

>>380287583
New Kirby
New Xenoears
Pokemon Switch
Metroid fucking Prime 4

MURRICA MARIO!

>Crossplay
So PC/Xbone/Switch because we all know Sony doesn't want in

This is embarrassing

this song is awful

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RACIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST

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>mexican mario

NINTENDO WON

>pepe mario

hmm

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>mfw neogaf bitches about cultural appropriation

Hahaha, Nintendo make a better Sonic game than SEGA

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>pepe

nintendo won

>Vocals
Not bad

THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

Mario looks spectacular

>>380287828
I know the other companies really got buttfucked this year by nintendo

>>380287806
PS4 already does crossplay

NEW HAT

MARIO CAN BE A FUCKING ROCKET
MARIO CAN BE A FISH
MARIO CAN BE A FUCKING FROG

I'm sure it'll be a "good" game, but this is not selling me on it.

>I"ll be your 1-Up girl!

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> Mexican Mario

youre my superstar, /v/

>>380287838
I think it's k-kinda cute

Mario would be a much better character if he had a bald patch on the top of his head, and the only reason he wore a hat was because he was self conscious about it.

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>THIS MUSIC

>I'll be your 1up girl

I like it

>you can become enemies
what the fuck

>>380287865

Source?

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>this music

>Mario in a sombrero and poncho
Can't wait to hear people complain

Did Mario just throw his hat onto Trump?

Wtf is this song

>>380287934
In what fucking sense.

And don't say metroid prime because they showed NOTHING

seriously what the fuck

Was that fucking Pauline singing jazz?!

This game looks great t b h

Was that Pauline?

Was that fucking Pauline?

Catchy music desu

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>few more games to go
>literally just rocket league and mario

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MEXICAN MARIO JUMPING THE BORDER

>Mario can possess bodies now

This has gone too far

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>No MHXX localize announcement
Come the fuck ON NINTENDO

that's it?

PAULINA

That was Wario's girl singing.

>its over
Ahahahahahahah wow its fucking nothing!

>>380287960
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
MARIO CAN BE IT

THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was that fucking Pauline singing at the end?

It was still a weak presentation but Nintendo definitely won. This year was pretty flaccid all around.

>Nintendo won

feels good, time for treehouse

i'm literally going to buy a switch just for this

That's it??????

WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER HAIR

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Discuss

When did Mario become so jazzy?

To be clear, I am not complaining.

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That was it?

No animal crossing?

>>380287948
Yeah but only with PC not Xbone, and now probably not Switch.

Hey hey hey, that was okay.

>25 FUCKING MINUTES
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

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>no animal crossing yet
I-I'm okay...

Goddamnit I fucking stayed up for this shit where is SMT5!???

they missed fifa

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>No Smash
>No Star Fox
>No F-Zero
>No Animal Crossing
okay

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Who is this cute girl?

that looks actually interesting

Great trailer, love the song

>Prime, not 2D. Five second title screen
>Core Pokemon announced, not even a pathetic teaser
>literally nothing else

This is the worst E3 in a long time.

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PAULINE IN A MAINLINE MARIO GAME YES
FUCK YES!

>What can we rhyme with Odessy
>>Yessy?

damn what the hell happened to her
time has not been kind

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>BLUE HAIR

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINTENDO

asmr time

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What is this garbage music? Wheres the rap?

Wow, nintendo shit the bed.

Sam why did you JUST

>It's a "Nintendo shows nothing but people still say they won" E3

Every fucking year

Literally nobody has been good this year

>>380288183
It gonna be MH Generations^2

>>380287856

As a mexican I love it

>NO ANIMAL CROSSING
NO ANIMAL CROSSING
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING
NO ANIMAL CROSSING
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING
NO ANIMAL CROSSING
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING


fuck this gay earth

IT'S OVER?

Fucking hell, what a shitty E3

>>380288370
Looks like Pauline.

Nintendo and Microsoft both had excellent showings. Good to see Nintendo working on a Metroid game. Hopefully it doesn't disappoint.

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>>380288270

She literally had a Twitter vote for it

>>380288205
>Mainline Pokemon
>New 2D Kirby
>New 2.5D Yoshi
>Metroid Prime
>Xenoblade confirmed this year
Sorry sweety, but Nintendo won

Mario Odyssey looks like a fucking trip of untold proportions

That Mario game looks like a total return to form

No stupid fucking gimmicks and open worlds

>Blue Mage Mario
>Pauline
>This music

So is there gonna be another day of Nintendo at E3 or is that it?

What are the odds something new will be announced at the treehouse?

>>380288223
Yes

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All I wanted was anything about a proper Metroid game and I got it. Might be the first E3 I got what I wished for.

IT WAS FUKIN NOTHING
HOLYSHITTTTT

Sonyfag here

That was a really good presentation. I'll probably end up getting a switch at some point. Likely not til next year but I'm officially intrigued. That's how you sell a console.

>Mario has vocal songs now
literally Mario Adventure at this point

>>380288370
That's paulina you mong

>>380286090
>rehash
>rehash
>rehash
>rehash
>same shit sequel
>who cares

wow! Nintendo won! XDD!!

This lady looks like she smells like garbage...

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Underwhelming as expected.

I mean, they saying they are working on Metroid and Pokémon is cool but they could be comin out in 4 years. The only good thing is that there may be a better version of the switch by then.

Everything else is awfully meh.

>>380288368
>wanting smash
autism

>>380288274
>short hair peach

Fucking ruined her. Buying a PS4 now. Fuck Nintendo.

>>380284262
where is the 3ds content? what happened to ever oasis?

NINTENDO WON MOTHERFUCKERS

MAGIC IS BACK
VIDEOGAMES ARE BACK
MARIO IS BACK
METROID IS BACK
NEW ZELDA DLC

I'm so fucking hype right now.

>>380288370
Pauline?
That might be interesting, actually

This has exceeded all my expectations.

Goddamnit, I wasn't even planning on getting Odyssey but that looked too fun

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>>380284262
I genuinely almost teared up at th odyssey trailer, made me feel like a kid again

Cannot believe they won E3

Also where's the chick with the tits

Now that Nintendo won, where do we go from here?

>all those people who screamed MONSTER HUNTER when they saw that Trex

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>>380288274
BOWSER'D

>>380288274
>Throw flowers to guests at the end of the wedding
>It fucking kills them
Also what is there to discuss? Just more of Bowser and Peach cucking Mario.

>>380288274
>piranha bouquet
huh

Time to ditch those switches you little bitches. lol

>>380288634
They told you in advance the spotlight would focuso on Switch.

Literally not a single good game announced except MAYBE metroid but its modern Nintendo so the chances they fuck the entire franchise up is 80%.

>WOW ITS ANOTHER POKEMON GAME
>WOW ITS ANOTHER MARIO GAME
>WOW CASHGRABING THE LEGEND OF CASUAL WITH DLC
Anyone who buys a switch should off himself

>>380286090
"We do it" announcements don't count for shit and are bad for everyone

>>380288457
what are you trying to prove? this happens during every stream.

Nintendo couldnt afford Miyamoto's slave to translate this?

>body possession mechanic
>based jazz music
>no gimmicks
>open world
>pauline
>1920's clothing aesthetic
>airships

yeah, i'm thinking he's back

No more new reveals?

>>380288274
10/10 wud fug

>>380288632
That's a ponytail you fucking retard

>has a hat that lets him possess things and animals and people
>and animals and people
>and people

Was this supposed to be a horror game?

Nintendo has so few ideas they're ripping off their own games now (kirby lol)

>>380287621
What did Nintento show?

I'm not even strictly a Nintendofag and Nintendo fucking won. That was an incredible 30 minutes. Metriod fucking 4 and that Odyssey trailer made me emotional.

>>380284594

this.
i can die happy now!!!!!

>>380288613

They said Pokemon is "at least a year" away

Welp, at least one thing to look forward to is that Pokemon RPG that won't be out for at least another 2 years

I'm surprised Odyssey is coming in just 4 months, I was certain it was going to be pushing close to next year

>>380288607
stay mad sonybro

>>380288356
It was at the very beginning, the opening clip had it as well as Splatoon.

It took Nintendo 25 minutes to do what everyone else failed to accomplish in two fucking hours

>>380287337
We say this every year but usually it's in a "so shit it's hilarious" way. This year it was just boring and shit

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>>380288632
>short hair
are you pretending to be stupid?

>>380288607
Fuck off Sonyfag

It was okay. At least they announced more than Sony. One would have thought that 60 million sold would have gotten more out of the Sony conference besides cinematic experience and multiplats, and ruining Spiderman.

>>380288808

bill is busy luring cosplayers back to miyamotos suite

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>>380284262
That mario ost.

>>380288298
I KNOW WTF WHERE IS MY ANIMAL CROSSING GODDAMN IT JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME SIDEWAYS ITS ALL I WANTED

Good announcements otherwise. Rocket League will be dope on the switch, and everything else will be rad.

>>380284262
>Nintendo wins again, sony cucks on full meltdown

I mean, Kirby/Yoshi look good, Metroid finally got at least a teaser and Mario looks sick, but still, 20 minutes, damn

I expected at least 40ish

Don't want to be one of those Theorist fags

BUT

Does this confirm the timeline that Mario drops Peach for Pauline and eventually Luigi is the one that gets Peach.

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>-3 minutes left
>still no games

I'M STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE

>>380288862
*tips top hat*

>>380287589
same

>>380288519
All trash.

>>380288626
I'm not really a smashfag, I just think it's a fun game

No Mario Party, no MHXX localization... I mean you have the usual Nintendo sequels like Kirby and Yoshi and an announcement of Metroid...Nintendo played it pretty safe

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>>380288274
>all the new potential PeachXBowser wedding NTR porn

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PAULINE IS CANON NOW

>>380288879
I wish they'd make a Mario horror game ngl

>>380288801
Why did another Metroid Prime get a pass?
Metroid drones are obnoxious

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What a shitty E3.

>>380288552
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?!??

Wow, no smash or animal crossing for an ez e3 win, that was fucking terrible.

>co-op Yoshi
>co-op Kirby
>original Pokemon game for Switch
>XC2 confirmed for this year
>METROID
>PRIME
>FUCKING
>FOUR
>SMO looking like a legitimately innovative, imaginative game with some really neat mechanics

best thing to happen to video games in a while

>>380288650
>MARIO IS BACK
Woow who would have thunkgen?
I mean with all the other stuff they have, like mario, mario, mario, wario and yoshi

>mario odyssey
>mario kingdom battle
>ARMS
>breath of the wild
>xenoblade 2
>fire emblem heroes (if it has as much effort as the zelda one)

welp that's enough in a year for me to justify a switch

>>380288607
Stay fucking asshurt.

>>380288370
So, that's what Pauline has been doing all this time?
Peach in a wedding dress makes my boner go doki doki.

>>380288370
Pauline

The Lore just gets deeper

Mario Gameplay get in treehouse now

Don't worry boys, next year will be the year of F-Zero, Animal Crossing, Smash, Mario Party, and 2D Metroid

Ready for comfy

>>380288737
How can Brooklyn plumbers even compete?

>>380288801
Nope

I'm a Sonybro, and even I admit nintendos was the only one that wasn't a fucking cinematic snoozefest

Will buy a switch for Mario desu

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>On one side, cute bride peach
>On the other, no fucking animal crossing, not even the mobile game

I'm so conflicted right now.

>>380288607
Enjoy your games with nigger protagonists :^)

>>380288958
Yeah. This is the first E3 where I've not even had an amused reaction

This hasn't been funny at all

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Where the fuck is Audrey?

>>380288462
>nintendo announces Pokemon for switch, shows an amazing looking Kirby game, announces Prime 4, shows a pretty good looking Yoshi game, some hype features of Odyssey
>N-N-NINTENDO DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING G-GUYS

Stay salty.

>>380288650

Ubisoft was a damned closed second, I'll give them that. But Nintendo won E3.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS XX FOR THE WEST NINTENDO???

The Mario trailer was legit amazing but anything else was garbage. Can't believe they are making yet again a fucking kirby and yoshi platformer.

>Mario is October
That means Xenoblade 2 is hte big pusher for November

>In his native form he's white

What did he mean by this

>>380288895
Mainline Pokemon
Prime 4
And a fuck ton of stuff in Odyssey like Mario possessing enemies and dinosaurs.

>only conference without forced blacks

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*tips wahoo*

PAULINE CONFIRMED

>>380288462
Seriously just metroid 4

Seriously just a announcement.

Sony and Microsoft could of made a obscure Halo, Killzone, or some bullshit "hey it exist as some ideas" but they didn't and /v/hates that apparently.

Nintendo did gud.
Kirby, Metroid, and new Yoshi all have me happy, Odyssey looks great. Dat play as anything mechanic.
Nintendo won and I say that as a PS fag. Still not gonna run out and buy a switch but I'll want one eventually.

whats with the screen tearing at the top of the screen?

>>380288003
It's Samantha Bentley.

>MAYOR PAULINE
>MAYOR PAULINE
>MAYOR PAULINE
>MAYOR PAULINE

>>380289374
getting a breast reduction on those disgusting fake tits of hers hopefully

Pauline confirmed mayor of New Donk City

PAULINE CONFIRMED MAYOR

>Pauline is mayor
Mario loves him some powerful women

Nintendo absolutely blew me away and saved the fucking day.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is an obvious buy from me.

Kirby and more Yoshi, holy shit yes.

A core fucking Pokemon game.


METROID PRIME 4

MARIO ODYSSEY LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING.

They blew me away.

>>380288370
>alternate ending to the game where you get with Pauline instead

Make it so

>>380288927
"At least" is not "at max". It means that it won't be coming out in this fiscal year. So it's guaranteed after March next year. But it can also be March of 2019 or 2020.

>>380289434
ASK CAPCOM

Odyssey gameplay is looking fucking great.

>Nothing from Capcom
Thanks.

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>Mayor Pauline

MAYOR PALUINE
HOLY SHIT

>>380289335
Are you retarded? Literally every game Nintendo presented and showed gameplay of was for literal 5 year olds.

Has there even been an e3 this short?

This doesn't look like mario at all

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This truly is the worst e3 in almost a decade...

Odyssey unironically looks GOAT.

That Tree house lady with the blue hair looks more and more trailer-trash every year

>>380289052
no, Mario is the son of Jumpman and Pauline. Mario has msuhroom kingdom proportions because he was born in the mushroom kingdom dimension rather that the 'real life' city dimension where the legendary construction yard was, the battleground between Jumpman and Donkey Kong Sr. aka Cranky Kong

>missed the ? block

WHO IS PLAYING?? TAKE THEIR CONTROLLER AWAY

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THATS IT?
THIS ISN'T THE INTERMISSION?

AHAHAHA

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>>380289374
*sniffs respectfully*

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>>380288571
Yeah, I hope you're happy about the 3 minute paintjob logo we got

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Fucking boring. Video games are dead. I'm moving to /vr/

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>>380284262
We didn't get actual GAMEPLAY of the things on our wish-list, but SANTA CAME FUCKING EARLY THIS YEAR, BRO.

Nintenbros are pathetic
hype about generic cringe weeb games, baby rehashes and rabbids.

kys manchildren

>mayor Pauline

Noice

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>we want the GTA audience

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>Donk City

Does Nintendo know what a donk is?

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>>380288274
judging how mario was dressed, they might actually marry at the end.

>kirby crystal shards 2
>yoshis story 2
>metroid prime 4
>mario odyssey actually looks cool

Pleasantly surprised