>15 minute conference

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>>380274512
>Only 2 games

>1 second conference
Nintendo is done for

>>380274574
>rabbitds

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>>380274512
>1 minute of treehouse

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>theyll probably just show mario and skyrim wagglan

>conference no longer exists and is instead replaced with a slideshow

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>1 attosecond conference

>1 nanosecond conference
NOOOOOO

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STOP

>2 minute conference
NOOO!!!! NINTENDO WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!

>>380274512
>mario delayed to 2030

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>no Metroid only Mario

>5 minutes of conference
>already confirmed mario odissey, it's probably gonna be 4 minutes alone
>30 seconds of a quick MarioXRabbits trailer
>25 seconds of Hey Pikmin trailer
>5 seconds of animal crossing mobile microtransation teaser image

nintendo has won

>>380274963
>slideshow conference
>what was sony

>Nintendo will take out MH switch port out of their direct last minute due fear of ridicule for using a PS2 game upscaled to 720p


Direct went from 30 mins down to 25 lads.

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>conference ended days ago

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>>380274512
>25 minute conference
>5 minutes giving info about new Zelda DLC
>5 minutes on indieshit
>5 minutes spent on Mario Odyssey
>5 minutes spent on Rabbids
>3 minutes spent on screen transitions
>2 minutes spent on teasing some new game

>>380274512
As long as Nintendo doesn't shove SJW western shit down our throats, they win even if it's a 15 nanoseconds conference.

>>380274963
>1 slide

>its just a port of the nes classic games for switch

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>not even having a conference

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Why Nintendo hates us so much?
Just give me fucking video games

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>MH World on everything but Switch
>Confirmed A team mainline game
>No MH anymore after XX (the worst my game ever) is ported to switch

NOOOOOO I'm LITERALLY crying. Switch was meant to be the home of Monster Hunter it shouldn't. Be like this

It's fucking over. It's fucking over.

>its just 1 2 switch dlc

>>380276428
That's my thoughts of what Sony's conference was yesterday to be honest

>>380275294
Template please

>>380276610
It was 1 hour of videogames.

>>380276610
>B-B-B-B-BUT SONYYY!!!!
every time.

I'm glad I've never given a single shit about Nintendo games.

>>380275717
What do you people expect?

It's 2017 games only.

Sony announces shit you wont see for fucking 3+ years.

Look at there last E3. Death stranding, last of us 2, shenmue 3 final fantasy 7

LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WERE AT THIS E3.

Fuck off with that shit. Nintendo actually shows stuff that will be in you hands BEFORE next e3. While Sony and ms show stuff that won't be out until 2019/2020

>1 hour of movies

>>380276716
>they showed breath of the wild for 4 years in a row before it was released

Jej

>>380276682
games we already knew about, and multiplats
>>380276687
You know it's true anon

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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>5 minutes spent on Rabbids
>5 minutes on Skyrim
>5 minutes on Fallout 4 coming to Switch
>5 minutes spent on shitty amibos for Zelda
>last 5 minutes is spent on glorious NES games that you can easily pirate in 3 seconds being downloadable on Switch for $15 a game
NINTENDO WON

>>380276716
last of us 2 was at psx and ff7 was at e3 2015 you fucking retard

>25 minute conference
>it'll have more content than all of the previous conferences combined
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHAHAHA

>>380275414
>only Federation Froce 2

>>380276895
>games we already knew about
Do you really believe that Nintendo will bring out a new IP? Or your point is that E3 in general was shit?

>>380276125
>conference is just an ms paint comic

>please buy skyrim again

>>380276850
But it was pushed back. It hit delays. It was originally intended to be released in like 2016.

These games on Sony are not expected to be released until 2018/19 and are all shown at E3 2016

>>380277064
>E3 2015

Even worse. You're literally proving my point

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>>380277108
Heh heh sure it will

>>380277173
>Do you really believe that Nintendo will bring out a new IP?
There's one releasing in like 3 days

>>380277230
2018 is 6 months away

>tfw blinked during the conference and missed it all
b-bros...... hold me......

>>380277224
More like
>please buy these NES games again for $10 a game even though it takes you 20 seconds to download the entire NES library off the internet for free

>>380277292
>we already knew about

>>380277258
you're right sorry bro, I forgot about Bloodborne 2, DMC5, Death Stranding, and- oh wait LMAO

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>Nintendo announces mario smash 8 deluxe
>Says they will have a load of games coming up in the next Nintendo direct
And then there's no games in the direct.
DEFEND THIS

>>380274787
that's nice actually

How long until conference?

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>conference is 5 minutes of miyamoto and reggie having a sloppy makeout while bill translates

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>conference already happened and we all missed it

>>380275294
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>>380277258
They already have more exclusives lined up then MS and Sony
>>380277468
You didn't say it couldn't be one we already knew about

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>Nintendo will hype up the following games
>360 port of Skyrim
>Splatoon DLC with a "2" slapped on it
>Mario 06
>ARMS, a game that should have come bundled with 1,2, Switch as a free game a la Wii Sports, but Nintencuks are eating it up for $60
>XCOM toddler edition
>30 new accessories for the Switch

>10 minute conference
>20 minutes of mario
>30 minutes of amiibos

>conference
It's a Direct you stupid motherfucker.

>>380276618
ask /pol/

>"this nintendo direct let me be very direct and say nintendo has no games haha fucking fatass kiddos kill yourselves wahoo bling bling"
Wow that was really mean nintendo wow.

>it takes them 13 mins to explain how voice chat dongle works

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>25 minutes of puppets
IMPOSSIBLE, NINTENDO WON E3

>>380275414
if mario mario takes double damage without his hat, does that mean that mario mario will hang twice as quickly without his hat?

>>380276993
>fallout 4
I would shit my pants LOL

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>new games showing up
>only for 3DS

>they announce switch xl and switch mini

I know this is shitposting, but im excited for another year of comfy treehouse.

>>380278041
Ahem, NEW 2DS exclusive

>Nintendo will do some mental gymnastics to justify the abomination of the voice chat dongle with your phone and Nintenbros will eat it up and defend it.

It's time for nintendo to abandon hardware and become a publisher like sega.
They have been defeated by microsoft and sony. Same applies to microsoft desu, their console have no reason to exist.

>We're happy to announce
><x wii game> deluxe(which is just the same gsme but with the DLC included
/v/nintendogaf wets itself

>IGN and YT's preshow is longer than the actual show...

>the voice chat dongle

hahahahaha i forgot about that. Fucking hilarious. Hope you guys bought the latest iphone!

>>380278401
Oh my a fucking monopoly always works so well in favour of the customer I sure like getting fucked in the ass by sony

>>380278401
The opposite is true after that fucking awful Sony E3

>>380278221
Gotta jerk it to some big nintendo titties

>>380274609
1 second is all they need

>>380278554
>monopoly
Steam will always offer an alternative and Sony knows it. They'll never become greedy cheapskates like Nintendo.

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>1 minute of silence for the victims of a recent European terrorist attack

>We are very happy to announce Donkey Kong 64 HD Redux Remaster Special Edition Deluxe (it just comes with mario as an extra character and like 2 new banana coins)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON NINTENDO WON AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>>380278997
>That one minute could have been used to show a trailer for a new indie

>>380278997
>as the minute goes by another terrorist attack happens prompting them to take another minute of silence, then another attack happens and they take another minute of silence, then another, then another until they've wasted 13 minutes
>last 2 minutes is a trailer for Skyrim

>IGN thinks graphics == complexity

>>380278997
>Dead silence ends
>"Now put your hands together for.....SUPER MARIO TRUCK DRIVER DELUXE"
>WAH BING YAHOO, ALLAHU AKBAR

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>We were inspired by Sonic Mania and hired the creators of AM2R to design a brand new Metroid game!

>but then we spent that money on these robot chicken gags instead
>Please enjoy

>>380279425
hey bizarro ben

>>380275497
>Company knows what E3 is for and gives us only game trailers instead of jerking off about their MEGA-GIGA-MECHA-DECCA-FLOPPY-WOPS
>This is bad somehow

>>380276682
it was 1 hour of videogames that were already announced last year. at least Microcock brewed up a new lineup of mediocre games

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>>380274512
>there will be no metroid
>there will be no pikmin 4, only the 3ds game
>they'll just show mario, rabbids, botw dlc, maybe a sm4sh deluxe teaser

>>380279776
>hey bizarro ben
Who? Is that some namd of a Nintendo character?

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>10 second conference
>please donate to us we are broke
>lights go out

>>380278686
>the metroid logo flashes for a second and the direct is over
>mfw nintendo unironically won

>>380279989
>DLC
>DLC
>Blast of Lars
>ugliest fighting game ever made
>Not a single new game

>>380276716
Most of MS's shit comes out this year.

>>380280757
>Spiderman
Stop. Don't rush to start typing about how there being QTEs during a boss fight is bad or how it's like Arkham despite the video game industry having a long history of moving towards better systems once a game has done it
I don't want to hear from retards

In other news
>Days Gone still looks to have the best Zombie mechanics in a video game
>SotC remake was exciting to anyone with taste and a soul
>GoW may or may not be your thing but it sure as shit looked good

So what's your next desperate argument going to be?

Reminder that last e3 all Nintendo had was one game and the switch announcement

>>380274512
I am so ready for this shitshow, see you guys after the conference
>In 8 minutes

>>380274512
if they manage to be better than the other conferences in 1/4 the time I'll buy a switch

They can't pad out their conference length with sales numbers any more

>90 minute Switch advertisement with nogames

time to ditch those switches boys