Its time

>Damiani hosting
fuck

>Bosman, Jones and Blood in the panel
fuck yeah

Even considering damiani I think this is the best panel so far.

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>Matt Blair

watch eza for reaction videos
watch giant bomb for a good commentary.

>>380274728
when i tuned into giant bomb they were talking about the music in the evil within trailer and going "oh i guess some people might like this" for an hour straight

EZA has better vibes. i need to balance out /v/'s pessimism with some jolliness

>>380275105
EZA has better vibes because they're lying to you and being super optimistic
Whereas with Giant Bomb they're giving you the straight truth. No sugar coating bullshit. They know what they're talking about too

>damiani is too fat to sit in the middle so he's moderating at the edge

>>380275293
I just want to be excited once a year, is that wrong?

>>380275429
Does Damiani have a gf/wife?

>>380275496
It is if you're getting excited over lies.

>>380275540
Yes, Zelda.

>>380275558
what lies?

>Look at the Sony one
>Fanboys in full defence mode
>They give it a 7.8

Is this a fucking joke?

>>380275105
I don't watch Giant Bomb but the EZA "good vibes" gimmick gets pretty grating when they're obviously faking it like Ben during the Monster Hunter reveal

Reminder not to reply to GB shitposters.

>>380275663
It was less than ubisoft and Microsoft and pc, so it's a fine assessment

>>380275642
https://youtu.be/WY1p8ZgvqYM?t=116

>>380275778
That was very legit

>>380275663
they gave Microsoft like 8.5s...they have no fucking clue how a rating scale should work which is obvious from their actual reviews as well. like 90% of their reviews are 4.0 or 4.5

>>380275293
>EZA has better vibes because they're lying to you and being super optimistic

have we been watching the same EZA

outside of giving EA more credit than they deserved (besides huber, of all people) they seem pretty fucking grounded in reality this year

>>380275868
No. This is legit. This is a realistic view on the industry.
https://youtu.be/hqF4nc0_chk?t=4748

Will they cover the treehouse?

>>380275105
>watching idiots scream like they're some lame YouTube personality appealing to preteens with fake reaction videos

No thanks.

>>380275868
that was but everything since that moment is just trying to replicate that becuase that's their only clip that ever went viral. problem is Shenmue was literally half the crew's wildest dream that could never happen, now they're pretending to be just as excited over a reveal like fucking God of War that leaked a year before the reveal or a second remaster of Shadow of the Colossus

the hypest they've been all E3 was when MvCI revealed a demo shadowdropping

>>380276062
That was also legit but damn they were trying to be too uptight. Like being a critic and remain unbiased but this is a reaction and I really want you to be excited as that was an exciting moment

>>380276702
What a weak demo that was

>>380274728
>watch giant bomb for a good commentary.
I'm watching gaint bomb only for gerstman

Man Damiani is triggered hard by that bosmiibo in skyrim

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>Still pushing the pokemon stars meme

THE TRANNY FAGGOT WAS WRONG DEAL WITH IT

Easy Allies' love/hate relationship with Nintendo makes it the most entertaining pair. I love it when they talk about Nintendo because they go from getting hyped to remembering it's Nintendo and that they're probably going to fuck it up some stupid way.

>>380279057
This

Matt Blair should always be there, he was the only one back at GT that actually knew shit and sad bad things about companies when they fuck shit up

>>380279057

I think Kyle's analogy about Nintendo being a big dumb elephant is the most accurate thing I've ever heard someone say about the company.

>>380278875
It was Eurogamer, not the tranny. The tranny was saying Beyond Good & Evil 2 was Switch timed exclusive.
Also wrong, but about other things.

>>380279057
it also helps that they're all grown up Nintentoddlers so they actually know what the fuck they're talking about unlike when they're talking about PC gaming or hardware specifications

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>>380276062
Just let loose and be excited for vidya for a change. Stop trying so hard to be muh mature adult. You can go back to analysis and groundedness after initial hype.

>suddenly hating on 4chan again
Man they really flip flop

>4chan
Also, switch Ben for Huber.

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>kyle mentions 4chan again
>pic related

l
o
l

>>380274065
>First panel that Jones is a part of
Nice

>Damiani host
Just fuck my panel up.

>>380280068
Damiani always hates on it cause he's a neofag. Kyle believes it though

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>>380280068
Kyle likes us for our shitty rumour trains

>>380280131
Yes please, Ive recently realized how shit Ben is

>>380280068
What'd they say?

Bosman is /ourguy/

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>>380280172
Why are you silly boys so filled with hate?

What rumor was Kyle talking about?

>>380280280
hes at least a lurker
also makes me happy to say kaylee say "fuck off with that 4chan shit" so angrily fuck that mad idiot

>>380280068
Well, most of them are Neofag lovers, even though they get a lot of shit from /v/ too

>>380280406
monhun and sotc yesterday
switch direct leak a while ago

>>380280247
he's kind of a weeb, but hardly shit

They're going to be so disappointed by this Spotlight. Their expectations are way too high for a Spotlight where they'll only show "upcoming holiday games"

>>380280640
He is a void of no personality

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>>380280406
Monster Hunter World rumors from here
Which were true except for a few subjective buzzwords that the butthurt anon that leaked it added (like "westernized" implying that it'll be shit)

>>380280640
He's a faker

I'm gay for twink Bosman.

>>380280639
What switch direct leak

>>380280230
kyles a smart cookie
even if he doesnt like 4chan, he knows that sometimes a legitimate rumor can sprout up here. he also typically will only truly believe what he sees here if theres evidence. and the fact that hes willing to come here for the sake of his dedication to journalism makes me immensely respect him.

>>380280842
It is westernised though

>>380280908
Stuff like Arms and Mario Odyssey for the January event

>>380280750
Brad is a void of no personality and a stuck up homo.
Ben is a simple guy with simple tastes and has the gift of humility.

>>380280908
milk

>>380280908

Milk

>>380280908
the switch direct that introduced arms and stuff man it was the switch direct idk the direct where they announced all the switch stuff

>>380281019
>Still has missions, pre-formed 4 player parties, still has distinct seperate maps (volcano, desert, forest, etc)

>"BUT BUT BUT.. IT HAS NO LOADING TIMES WITHIN EACH MAP! CASUALIZED!! WESTERN!!"

yeah, no

Just got in. Is that hockeyman from GT in the back there?

>>380281331
yea idk why people are so upset about it. i get witcher vision is annoying but it seems like a pretty fun game even if it is very non-traditional. the monsters look like theyll be fun to fight.

damiani is unhinged today

>Blaze for Smash
I love you Huber

>>380281331
You got a source on that my dude? All I've for multiplayer was drop-in multiplayer being the thing. Haven't heard anything about the maps and them being separate.

>>380279707
HOLY SHITTTTTTT SPIDERMANNNNNNNN

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SPIDERRMANNNNNNNNN

HOLLLLLLYHISTTTTTTTT

YOU MADDDD MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>380281331
>running around with pseudo machine guns while using your witcher senses to spot everything needed
Yeah, westernised

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>Damiani sperging

>>380280247
The EZAnime podcast looks pretty bad. Can anyone confirm?
I don't want to watch it. I just want their main podcast and nothing else (besides bet videos)

Does this fat fuck actually believe all the hype he's stirring up?

>>380282038
ezanime fucking sucks neither brad nor ben know jack about anime

>>380282038
Its horrible they just describe the plot and they dont know shit about animation, directing or writing, dont bother.

HHHHHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

WWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

MAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIOOOOOOO

I CAAAAAANT BELIEEEEEEEEVE

IT LOOKS AMAZINGGGGGGGGG

YOU MADMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGG

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>380282038
It's abysmal. Everyone involved in that trainwreck needs a bullet to the head

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>>380281821
>whenever he squeals and claps

>sub only chat

Fuck

>>380282476
L&R!

>>380282038
It's really bad. Nothing more than a disorganized surface level discussion about how cool or funny the show is and synopsis of the show. They don't really bring anything to it

NORMALFAGS LMAO

Fuck this presentation so far

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>>380281595
>i get witcher vision is annoying
I don't see why. In current MonHun you just drink a psycoderum or take your GPS companion with Oracle with you and the monsters pops on the map.

MHW at least has some tracking mechanics (gathering clues on tree, footprint, half-eaten carcass) to find the monster - rather than just consume an item.

>>380281784
The pastebin

>All I've for multiplayer was drop-in multiplayer being the thing.
It is if you're playing solo. On global servers, so you can get other solo Jap anons. You can simply not use the flare to play alone. Or form a party with your friends beforehand.

>Haven't heard anything about the maps and them being separate.
It works just like normal MonHun, except each map is larger and has no loading times. It's not a single open-world like many people were assuming from the poorly worded butthurt leak.

>>380281819
>just repeating the same points.
welp, read above friendo.

LOL THE GAME

Take me to ELYSIUM

Ahh Ben and his fake reactions just what I needed.

doesnt get better then xenoblade AND kirby

>>380282707
i hate the inclusion of witcher vision in everything when a game like botw got away without it at all

>>380281821
he is a real life version of a Nintentoddler stereotype you read about on /v/

>>380284051
>i hate the inclusion of witcher vision in everything
me too, but the current alternative is even more shitty

>core pokemon game on switch
IT'S HAPPENING

>>380284269
botw did exploration very well without it imho, which is a much better alternative i feel

>>380284024
Ben is an alium scout trying to bend into human society, learning our secrets, laying the groundwork for an ayylmao invasion

It's not fuckin Stars you chucklefucks

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>Pokémon Stars
Don't they realize that it's going to be gen 8?

ITS OVER

NINTENDO WON

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>THAT'S ALL WE NEED

>Just a Metroid title screen

Fuck off

>>380285172
was it ian who said that? could he be any more of a piece of shit?

Yeah... I don't know...

Fuck I dont really like prime games

sword lords

>>380284637
I meant the current system in MonHun games, which is just consuming an item and getting a GPS market on the zone the mosnter's on.

MHW could do something better, but at least its better than now.

>>380286071
i see, sure thats a fair point. either way ill be getting mhw, since it looks cool to me

>redditor e-celebs
no

>A game from 2011 appeared in 3 conferences

>game only has a title
>no gameplay
>not even CG trailer
It's okay when Nintendo does it

GOLD LYNELS

>>380285818
I really dislike 2 and 3. They need a good 2D entry more than anything else after Other M and Federation Force.

>>380286278
4

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>>380286278
How based can one man be?

hotglue the bird

Why do they hate amiibos so much
I can understand not liking them but they absolutely hate them so so so much

>>380287065
They hate how they can't buy them cause they're sold out or gamespot exclusive or something

>>380287065
>Physical DLC that are impossible to find when it's a popular one

Fuck amiibo

>>380287065
amiibo fukggin suck

>>380287065
when you move out of your parents house into a small apartment you'll realize how fucktarded figure collecting is

How do you get this excited about fucking Mario? Jesus this is embarassing.

>>380287896
Damiani is LITERALL SHAKING.

damn then rescued with mario odyssey baby

>>380287896
because it looks fantastic you jaded shit lol

That fucking mario game

Game of the forever

>>380287896
That was such a good trailer though.

>>380288197
it looks great but for normal people that's doesn't mean you're gonna literally scream and squeal like you won the lottery and clap over a game trailer (for a game that was already announced)

Transformation is my least favorite mechanic in a platformer.
Oh no there's water? Just be a fish :^)

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>Mario cucking Zelda out of GOTY

Nintendo won
Not even memeing, its actually sad, why are they the only ones that understand videogames

>>380280172
4chan will rule the world

>Easy Allies are literally bitching about Metroid Prime 4

These guys are such Sony cocksuckers

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>Damiani's sperg stare at the screen
>Couldn't even finish his thought

Ian doesn't know who Pauline is or where she's from

>>380289481
Oh fuck off
>they cheer for most of the nintendo spotlight
>wahh sony biased
What are the supposed to say, it's literally just a title screen. If Sony would do something like that everyone would hate them

I wish I were still a child so I could enjoy Nintendo games.

Pretty dissapointing E3. Nobody won.

>>380289481
imagine being such a drone that you zone in on anything mildly negative while ignoring the spergout they just did for mario

>ill be playing it TODAY
brutal kyle

>>380289971
Ian doesn't know shit. Also didn't know who Grant Kirkhope was.

>>380290226
Most children these days are man children. People who play on the Switch are vastly around 21 - 30

>>380289639
He's a genuine autist but it's nice seeing someone so full of joy about something.

We don't deserve Jones.

Ben is pissed

>>380289971
i dont think ian actually knows anything. 96% of his speech comes directly from his anus.

Man i really need to catch up on Nintendo games, i've almost played nothing since GC

>>380290415
It was basically just last year's E3 again. Sony blew their load last year announcing shit that was 2-3 years away.

>>380291528
Wii has an amazing library

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>>380291034

>>380291528
>Man i really need to catch up on Nintendo games
You don't.

The way mario runs in place for a second before moving literally ruins every 3d mario game. So annoying.

>>380292108
git gud at momentum bruh

>>380291528
What motivates people to play Nintendo games when they have no story, is it mostly nostalgia? Do people just love platforming that much?

I don't get why anyone that has played more than 2 Mario games cares about them anymore.

Well i'd almost buy a switch in 2018 if it wasn't fucking 330 bucks. This shit should've been 250 from the start

>>380293067
What motivates people to play games just for shitty stories? Can they not read?

>>380293067
There exists people who refuse to play a game if it has story, bruh.
Games do not need a story; unless gameplay helps tell your story (i.e. MGS or NieR: A), leave storytelling to better mediums.

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>>380293718
>>380293526
And yet drones sperg all over the simple as fuck Zelda stories.

>>380293067
They are actually games instead of shitty movies with SJW agendas

>>380291940
Jesus Christ take me now Jones

LOUD NOISES

>>380293526
>>380293718

Fair enough, I just need the story as a carrot on a stick or I feel like I just playing for no reason. Unless it's multiplayer.

I guess I'm just a littler more /tv/ than I am /v/.

>>380294252
who loses their shit over a zelda story outside of ian?

>>380294252
Who does? I love zelda and most people in the fanbase does not care about the story

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>>380294483
(You)

Jones is getting impatient

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>>380294483
>>380294597
This is bait but i'll bite.
Zelda timeline videos on youtube and many /v/ threads sperging on where BOTW takes place in the timeline.

>>380295823
It wasnt bait, most zelda fans dont give a shit about the timeline other than to shitpost about it.

>impordence
>buddens


Damiani really shouldn't be on camera.

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>>380295382
If they don't get a studio, Jones will surely snap someday and kill the guys, but will we be lucky enough for it to be on stream?

>>380296456
who will be first? i get the feeling jones actually secretly hates ian

>>380296456
5K away from the studio goal. E3 is always good for them cause a lot of new people discover them.

Reggie is balding

>>380297031
He'd kill Kyle first, no doubt.

>>380297031
He has a secret pact with Bloodworth, and you know Blood has dibs on killing Ian.

>>380297031
doesn't matter because he'll mercilessly slaughter everyone (including the wife) but based Blood before he sets out to continue his rampage at Disney HQ

>>380297914
>Blood has dibs on killing Ian

Deus Vult.

MEGA MILK !!!!!

Nintendo titty monster is on.

>they dont care about metroid 2 remake

The fuck

>>380299356
>they dont care
they do care for sure, have you listened to their reasons for being concerned tho?

>NEW FUCKING METROID!
Meeeeh i dont really like the artstyle
FUCKING FIRE FAGGIANI ALREADY

>damiani doesn't like the artstyle

Oh shit, I actually agree with him on something.

>>380299592
What reasons?

>>380299356
They care, but I agree that they've been strangely negative. I guess it's just caution or something

>>380299785
the ones they talked about, have been talking about, and are currently talking about.

>>380299356
Well, there was already one

>>380300064
So none got it

>>380300176
im not spoonfeeding you just because you have an inability to listen

>>380299356
AM2R exists

>>380299697
>FUCKING NINTENTODDLER DAMIANI
>Hmm this new metroid is cool but I don't like this one part about it
>FUCKING DAMIANI HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT

>>380300345
Im listening they gave no reasons other than sperging about the fan game

I don't know how I feel about MercurySteam making this

>>380300786
Welcome to the Nintendo fanbase. You're only allowed to hate all thier games or think all their games are 11/10

>>380300885
ill give you one more reason since you are retarded and i feel bad for you
the studio that is making this remake made a shitty castlevania that looked cool at first

>>380300889
You should feel 0 hope. They're a garbage developer.

>>380300889
Thats dumb nintendo is obviously supervising it, they are just code monkeys

>don't trust rumors unless they come from 4chan

>>380300786
Damiani is over compensating for his fanboyism, making him often especially critical of Nintendo

Kyle is the best kind of troll.

>don't trust rumors unless they're from 4chan
hi kyle

>>380300889
It looks pretty decent from the gameplay. And I like that it looks a lot different from AMR2.
I can't wait.

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>>380301402
>It's being "especially critical" to not like one aspect of a new game

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Damiani hates us so much. Luckily we hate him too!

>>380301876
>us
>we
get out

damiani isnt too bad, unlike ian

>>380300889
Nintendo can make good stuff from garbage developers. See: Eternal Darkness.

>>380302085
Kys

>>380302308
>backpedaling on his newfaggotry

i love when jones gets pissed off

>>380302754
This hard. When he dislikes something he makes amazing responses

>Kyle scoring EA two whole points higher than Nintendo
Wew

>>380302890
seriously his rants are the best
jones unhinged

>6.4
I feel like Nintendo is the only company they actually give legit scores too, while they fellate everyone else

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Allies putting Nintenbros in their place.

>kyle gave nintendo the lowest score
>kyle gave a higher score to bethesda

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380303335
bosman is a gigantic pokemon fanboy (pretty sure he's said at some point pokemon is his favourite franchise ever) a flat pokemon announcement gets him really pissy

>>380302268
That was before they became garbage for all we know.

>>380303542
pretty much, kyle refuses to review im pretty sure because he understands he has such intense biases. at the end, its kyle.

>>380301365
This gameplay footage speaks for itself.
It'll be good.

But Nintendo can do no wrong :(

>>380301830
It's not the one thing, mate. He does it all the time.

Good thing EZA favors nintendo right?

Jesus

I wonder what hoops they went through to get Sakamoto to agree to help with this. He seemed completely disinterested in the series after Other M.

Who's the fat mexican on the left?

Matt Blair is such a nice guy, I'd love if he was part of the group... Just remove some of the dead weight like Brad and put him on.

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>>380305493
You don't want to know.

>>380304997
What happened?

>>380305735
>tfw two intellegent too be an Ally

>>380299356
It's by mercurysteam it will be garbage.

>>380306725
NO NINTENDO CAN DO NO WRONG

>>380306725
No its not they are showing it and it looks great

>>380306807
epic meme

>>380305735
This dude is literally bitching they didn't show a bunch of titles with no gameplay. He's retarded. He's passionate but retarded.

Someone cut Ian's shitty hair in his sleep. Fucking sick of seeing him mess with it.

>>380307198
but mah dude, muh hipster sidecut

>>380306886
Okay, i'll pirate it

Well thats it
Treehouse comfy time

;__;

>>380306886
The gameplay looks fine but the art is mediocre, this could be the best part of the game we are seeing and it's really unlikely it will be more than a 7/10 with such mediocre developers working on it unless Nintendo really cares about it. Which they don't or they wouldn't put a development team previously established as shit on it.

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>you can FLIP the level!

>>380308534
The art is completely fine too, what do you want caves to look like?

That was the best conference hands down. It was actually good.
After the previous conferences I had almost lost hope of this year's E3 entirely.

And now I'll finally be able to listen to the treehouse without also listening to EZA at the same time.

>tfw you can't get into Odyssey at all
It looks like a clusterfuck of ideas. I don't understand why they all love it so much.

>>380308757
Are you this stupid?

>>380309459
Are you? Its looks exactly like SR388 should

I smell australia