Mommy mommy I wanna go to Bethesda Land!

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What does having a mommy gf feel like?

Mommy, why is there nothing here?

>>380270315
>its not finished
yeah thats Bethesda land

>>380270315
>Argonian in Skyrim area
Does this mean Argonians are the most popular Elder Scroll race? :3

>>380270394
like coddling and Oedipus

>>380270394
first you have to have a real GF

>A theme park with one good ride that they eventually tear down for being old

Sounds about right

>>380270315
honestly, better than putting a bunch of cringy fucks on a stage.

>It's a Bethesda publishes good games but can't make a decent game of their own to save their lives E3

Mommy, mommy! Why am I stuck halfway inside this soda machine?

>>380270315
>Uhh, you don't get to bring Altmer

>>380270315
Enjoy having to pay to have to get on and off the ride

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Just look at the flowers sweetie...just look at the flowers.

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Mommy, why is this mister looking at us so weird?

To the left we have The Skyrim Show, to the right we have Skyrim: The ride, and up ahead is The Skyrim Experience

>>380270394
I miss my mom

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>>380270315

>>380270315
Sorry Todd, you're too short to go on anything.

Now let's go watch you graduate from Middle School, okay?

>>380270394
My gf is Korean and she's a lot like this because of korean culture. It's pretty nice.

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*gives you a milf fetish*