Why didn't he get his own game, /v/?

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this but with HIS long arms

No style or a marketable appearance.
No saving grace when it comes to his clown appearance.
His oblong face only lets 12% of a marketable audience relate to him, others find it off-putting.
Test groups found it frustrating to have him do handstands when he needed to.
His long extendable arms made a focus group think of ARMS and not his game.
He swells up, like a balloon and it's mildy disturbing to ages 6 - 16.
People found him too crazy.

HE

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>>380270308
HAS

>>380270308
HAS

>>380270782
KANGZ

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He literally just did you idiot.

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>>380270913

>>380270913
>DK in punchout
>Lanky in arms

>>380267748
Fuck, this is a good concept.

>>380268175
8/10

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>>380267748
I'd play it.