Why does Miyamoto-san need such a big bodyguard?
For you.
So the global cabal that's trying to ruin gaming doesn't take him out.
>>380264824
he's basically the biggest guy in the game industry
I don,t think anyone else comes close.
>>380264824
Angry Paper Mario fans.
They swore heating his heart for killing another franchise.
The reason Oddjob has to follow him around is because the autismo Nintendo fans.
>>380265489
This
Because if i caught him alone i would turn him upside down and shake him until the new metroid fell out of his pockets
>>380265307
The Bodyguard or Miyamoto?
That's his sons father, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>380264824
that's his good friend Bowser
>>380264824
ZOMG A NIGGER! SUM1 KILL IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!
>>380264824
>ywn have a BEEG NEEG bodyguard
>>380264824
he runs the yakuza
Lemme tell you something about womansomething about woman
>>380265307
Is that the Principle from American Dad?
>>380265307
i bet being punched by him would be extremely painful
>>380267267
this is a black thing, isn't it?
>>380267480
Who is this guy again?
>>380267642
Telling a joke?
Well, according to /pol/ no fun is allowed so yeah sure man whatever.
To keep Sony/Microsoft from kidnapping him, forcing him to churn out exclusive IPs in their sweat shop of a work environment as he is detained miles underneath the surface until he dies.
Diversity and Multiethnicity.
>>380267741
>>380267267
What's a wooommaann?
>>380267741
Would you please sit down?
>>380265307
gabe is way bigger
That's Donkey Kong, you underage fuck.
>>380268362
HEY
>>380264824
Is that Uncle Phil
>>380268365
>gabe
>video games
good one
>>380265287
George Soros and Hillary Clinton?
>>380268874
he means in size
'cos Gabe is fat
Get it, he's the BIGGEST, cos hes fat
>not recognizing James Avery
Uncle Phil is going to appear to promote Retro's Fresh Prince of Bel-Air game.
>>380267741
>/pol/ boogeyman
neck yourself retard