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WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE BETHESDA CONFRENCE BAD REVIEWS /V/???????

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WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE BETHESDA CONFRENCE BAD REVIEWS /V/???????
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I liked TEW 2
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>>380260593
I'm not buying your waifu mods, Todd
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You can get a good review from me, Todd. Just put some Bethesda credits in my account.
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>>380260593
>make a game where the community makes it more playable
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>>380260593
Hi Todd!
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>the main game was literally WE WUZ REVOLUTIONAIRES NAZI KILLAS
no thanks

can't believe even bethesda bow down to the jew

hope they won't screw the next fallout
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>>380261723
Hello, did you buy Skyrim Special Edition yet?
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>>380260593
Todd, I've literally convinced at least 8 people to not buy Skyrim remastered, and I am making it my goal to convince at least 4 people I know who have the Vive to pirate Skyrim VR
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>>380260593
you werent even FUCKING there, Todd!
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>>380261841
But i got that for free.
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>>380260593
Because Bethesda without you just isn't Bethesda, Todd.
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>>380260593
WHERE WAS SKYRIM 2 TODD?

DIDN'T YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOUR GAME? WE HAD A DEAL!
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>>380260593
>WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE BETHESDA CONFRENCE BAD REVIEWS /V/???????
Because you weren't there to brighten it up, Todd.
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>>380261841
I got it for free on my 360.
And it was free because the 360 was the same with or without your shitty game so I said who gives a shit
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>>380260593
Disliked your shitty paid mod scam Todd.
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>>380261841
I enjoy regular edition. Why do i need special?
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>>380260593
You weren't even there Todd! Nobody has anything against you this year <3
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>>380262270
Because Todd needs your monies to build his robotic body and transfer his consciousness to it when that becomes a thing.
Then he can make shitty games FOREVER
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>>380261841
Who's with you, Todd?
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I don't know about you guys, but I really liked that Fallout™ 4® VR® and The Elder Scrolls™ Skyrim® VR®
I think I'll buy them both and set up my credit card information in Creation Club™ to experience more content from Bethesda and other game fans
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Because you weren't there, Todd.

Bethesda needed your lies to sell paid mods, and you weren't there in its darkest hour.
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>>380260593
Because you weren't there, Todd.
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>>380262426
there is no such thing as thransfering your consiousness to another body - you can only transfer your memories but your consiousness dies with your previous body.
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wheres starfield
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>>380260593
because we couldn't even do any good Little Lies memes
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>>380262924
Not yet anon, but soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
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>>380262270
If you would just let me IN then I would explain that to you, Anon! And while we're at it you can also tell me how many copies of Fallout 4 you purchased.
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>>380262924
No anon, consciousness is an illusion you are referring to your ego.

Either way who cares if the cause is for the greater myself and I can live on in some form to kick ass then who cares.
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>>380262701
>0.02 Creation Club Credits have been deposited to your account
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>>380263289
It will be a thing, but the price will be reserved for the very elite - the average slave won't ever be able to afford such a thing.
Otherwise the planet soon would be infested with robotic electronic men running around.
Only the richest will have that privilege.
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>>380262149
Creation club is just a way for Bethesda to subcontract optional DLC. There is literally nothing even remotely offensive about it.
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>>380263525
t. Pete Hines
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>>380263471
Gonna buy me some crab armor
just a few million more shitposts to go
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Toddposting aside, Bethesda made a smart move by distancing him from this year's disaster that they called a conference. Some people genuinely like Todd and see him as the only friendly face of the company, so by sending Hines out to take the heat they can take this blow on the chin without hurting Howard's public image. Nobody likes Hines anyway and they'll just shit on him over Twitter for the next couple of months, and then next year Todd can strut his glorious teenage body out on stage and announce something like TESVI without missing a beat. He'll be right back to telling half-truths and lies on stage, casual gamers will buy into the hype and hail him as God Howard, and nobody will remember all of the shitty games and terrible business practices that they announced last year.
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>>380263525
>Creation club is just a way for Bethesda to subcontract optional DLC. There is literally nothing even remotely offensive about it.

This anon never lived through the transition from expansions to DLC, or from working games to patches months down the line.

However innocent this may seem, it isn't, it never is, if this is even slightly successful you will see a lot of devs implement it in evil ways.
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>>380261814
I don't even know if this is just shitposting or if /pol/ are the real snowflakes at this point.
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>>380263737
They have it made, don't they?
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>>380263737
>send hines to scapegoat for their shitty paid dlc
>is secretly a move by bethesda to get heinz's favor removed so he can be replaced
>all part of todd's master plan
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Good thing I am going to die before I get to see these tyrants actually become immortal in my lifetime. for once dying a virgin is a good thing as no kids will be left behind to witness this atrocity.
I don't want to see Bill, Google and fags like Todd running the world forever.
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>>380263140
Sory Todd, but i can't let you in. See there is mess in my house and i just don't want such great person as you Todd to step on this dirty floor. Btw i have 0 copies of Fallout.
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Ayo Todd, I just stole some guy's mod and I'm selling it as my own.

Give me 30% of the cash.
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>>380262149
>315,800 views
>39,622 reviews
>2,250 good
>37,365 bad
Nobody's disliking I guess it wouldn't have so many views if people hated it, retard.
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>>380264214
>0 copies of Fallout
how about The Elder Scrolls Skyrim Special Edition?
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>>380260593
>/V/
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>>380263737
Despite /v/'s views on it, Skyrim was ok; FO4was the one where shit hit the fan. I still want TESVI to enjoy or drop the series for good. Anything else is filler.
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>>380264463
You first, weeb
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>>380261814
>fighting nazis is controversial now
I want /pol/ to go.
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>>380262924
What if you literally transfer the brain?
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Toddposting is such a shit meme, fuck off with this garbage
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>>380264854
Yes it is a posibility.
All they have to do is discover a way so it keeps regenerating over and over no matter what over time.
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>>380264854
Any organic part will eventually wore out without any ability to replace it.
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>>380264854
Well eventually something will have to give way.

Remember every memory you have is a physical connection that is always building an archive of the times you spilled spaghetti, so the brain can't keep building on it forever.
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>>380263525
>trick modders into working for you
>enforce strict guidelines so that they can only make mods that you want them to
>put all submitted mods through a """rigorous""" testing period of roughly five seconds
>then sell their work for exorbitant prices and only give them a minuscule percentage of the profits

Bethesda is facefucking you and you're defending it. Literally nobody gains from this situation except for Zenimax's pockets. Everything that Creation Club claims to do already exists, and it's FUCKING FREE.
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>>380265603
So you basically become Killy?
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>>380260593
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE TO MAKE IT ENTERTAINING, HOWARD THE LIAR.
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>>380265603
That is why the final solution is to make computer men so they can just exponentially upgrade their memory like hard drives.
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This board doen't deserve all the good games we are making right now, i think /v/ should be closed

Give ONE good reason to not blow up everything
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>>380266583
>Give ONE good reason to not blow up everything
You.
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>>380266583
But you'll kill yourself too, isn't it a good reason?
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>>380266583
Todd if you kill me, I can't buy your wonderfully crafted mods

I'll preorder 100k credits right now plus tip, just put the grenade down
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>>380266583
We can't preorder TESVI Gold Edition or buy Creation Club™ credits if we're dead.
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>Is Creation Club paid mods?
>No. Mods will remain a free and open system where anyone can create and share what they’d like

>Evian isn't paid water because you can still get water from the sink
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>>380266093
What a fucking great future it will be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9ikLYQSWc
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>>380266583
Hey Todd, where is TESVI set in? Depending on your answer, I'll buy not just one, or two, but FOUR copies!
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>>380260593
>Paid mods
>Yet more Skyrim
The only good thing was a new Wolfenstein
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>>380266875
>>380267052
you are really true gamers™

remember to pre-order 500k Creation Club™ Credits to get a free -5% coupon for TES V Skyrim 4K Edition™ we are going to release at the end of the year for only 79.99$

Have a nice day

>>380267239
TES VI is actually taking place in all the regions of Tamriel, including a new whole continent
not all areas included in base game ,
only 39.99$ per DLC
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>>380266754
>he doesn't know

grenades only anger him
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>>380267668
I'm sorry, Todd, that doesn't sound like a good deal to me. I'll meet you halfway: I'll pirate TESVI, and if I like it, I'll go back and buy a copy.
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>>380267710
Why he isn't fighting terrorists then?
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because you weren't there Todd...

you weren't there...
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>>380263828
imagine if the original wolfenstein came out in this day and age
the /pol/ special needs class would have a collective tantrum
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>>380267798
well i don't really have choice then, this board is really a pirate nest that need to be clean

i'll be happy dying for the greater good
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>>380260593
vr virgins
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I have never bought or played a bethesda game
AMA
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>>380260593
because you weren't there, Todd :(
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>>380260593
>>380261841
>>380262701
>>380263140
>>380263719
>>380264460
>>380266583
>>380267668
>>380267710
>>380268136

Todd
stop being a faggot, normies don't like paid mods and even started being bored about skyrim.
Give us a new TES where I can genocide the altmer you fucking hack
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Did Todd blew up himself yet?
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>>380268538
YES AND IT WASNT ENOUGH

NO YOU WILL PAY
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>>380268538
I don't think he's goi
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