>girl joins your guild

>>380243051
Do you guys ever had an outstanding girl in your guild? Like she beat everyone in every metric possible?

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>>380243051
>You were the girl who joined the guild
>They never figured you out.

Gotta love Pre-Voice chat internet.

>>380243586
Theyre usually related to the guild leader in someway and its generally awkward as fuck when someone has issue with her.

>>380243586
Only if she plays the social engineer class

>>380243586
Yes. Small clan in warframe and that one girl is pretty much living in WF. Has like 30k plat from trading everything maxed out and shit. Knows everything about game and also doesn't ruin clan.

>Girl joins voice chat
>Half the guys start whiteknighting immediately
>Cringy as fuck
>Girl turns conversation to her vagina or sex
>Guys become thirsty
>Voice chat goes to shit

>girl joins your guild
>guild turns to shit and collapses

>>380243821
This. Plus 90% of them are healers so there's really no "outplay" element

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>>380243695
Post tits or get the shit loving fuck out.

>>380244117
Thank you grills for playing healers because I sure as fuck won't play one.

>>380243695
No girls on the internet.

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>you meet a husband and wife in an MMO
>she plays a healer

>you meet a girl in an MMO
>"brb guys the baby is awake"

>You meet a girl in an MMO
>Brings up how her fiance is in Afghanistan.

The fucking stereotypes, jesus christ.

>be girl
>join guild
>kissless virgin autists without a shred of self-control destroy guild squabbling over who gets to talk to me
>just want to play video games

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>join guild as a girl character
>everyone thinks you're actually a girl

>>380244654
Literally happens to me. Don't people know better?

>>380243586
I was in a BF2142 clan that had the members divided into squads for military sum purposes. A girl got captainship of my squad eventually and she actually took it pretty seriously, having us train and do technique drills and shit. Was fun.

>>380243695
Pls be in London

>>380244719
Fucking nope, not at all. People just that stupid and thirsty.

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>joing guild
>no cute/bear gays in it
>leave

I hate guilds

>>380244652
Yeah well we just want to get laid. Welcome to the struggle.

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>>380244204
You misunderstand, i was a G.I.R.L to get free shit and caused a FUCKTON of drama because guildmates wanted into my non-existent vagina, i was like 8 at the time.

>>380244427
Yeah, but thirsty nerds wanted to believe.

>>380244719
You have no idea, i once made female character named Imaguy and people STILL assumed i was girl until i told em otherwise or they heard my voice on Vent.

>>380244654
Friend of mine made some decent money catfishing thirsters.

>>380244719
Hell motherfucking no

>>380244652
Leave the guild and find one where it isn't filled to the brim with orbiters. It's not easy but these exist.

Why isn't everyone talking about Danny D?

>play in small but active guild
>few girls but no shitstorm

I always hear the horror stories but we all just wanted to play the game.

>Play an anime MMO
>Decent gender ratio
>Girls tend to be decent guild leaders because they care enough to make guild events
>Other half are hardcore grinders who obsess over fashion

I honestly can't relate.

>join a small guild
>2 girls in it
>one does nothing but flirt with me
>asks me questions like how tall I am, if I am white,etc
>other guy in the guild is her personal friend in real life
>he gets pissy and drama unfolds
Was pretty funny. Not like I was going to drive across the country to fuck some girl who was probably a fat slut.

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>playing video games
>especially when a girl is around

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>>380244537
>My sister is the first two
>they even make self insert characters in every game they play

>>380243586

does trannies count

We had this badass paladin

>be guilld leader
>one of the long time members brings his gf in uninvited and without warning
>kick them both out, block them
I nipped that shit at the bud. We already were a closed~ish guild and any people joining had to be interviewed through a panel of higher guild members. He broke that rule and that trust. Last I heard his girlfriend is a shitlib an shits up every guild they join before being kicked out and he has devolved into a beta whiteknight clitsucker. Good riddance.

>>380243586
The legend27

>>380244652
Pretty much my entire WoW experience up until I found a decent guild and then quit

funnily enough, that never really happened when I played mmos during the golden age of shitty free KMMOs and RO private servers, which is odd considering that's basically underage, BR, underage BR central.

>autist joins guild
That's most of you.
>joining a guild

>>380243586
There's one in my guild that is one of the best players at her class on the server. Shit talks people all the time as well.

>>380245192
his dick isn't that great

Why does every girl play healer?

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>>380245026
In phantasy star universe I made a girl character, went to the main hub and said " where do I buy clothes" 2 people instantly sent me more money than I'd ever seen in the game.

>>380243051
Guilds are shit with or without girls
>Join guild
>everyone is a giant douche
>leave guild
>join guild
>everyone is a dipshit that can't stop talking over each other or laughing constantly over mic
>leave guild
>join guild
>say something about game, everyone roars with no one gives a shit about that part of game everyone is to busy grinding
>one guy peeps up to say he actually gives a shit about that part of the game they proceed to shit on them
>the guild loses two members that day
>join guild
>constant vape noises over mic
>leave guild
>join guild
>DUDE WEED LOL
>leave guild
>join guild
>dead guild no one does anything or talks 15 people advertises as active no one does anything or says anything
>leave guild

Guilds are shit, women don't need to apply for them to be shit. They always devolve into shit.
Become a soloist if you wish to enjoy a game.

>>380244654
One time I played a female toon on an MMO for a short bit and it was the only time someone went out of their way to chat me up during the course of normal play. Randomly trying to strike up pointless conversation and get all buddy buddy. Didn't like it. It immediately felt incredibly bizarre on my end. I like the social aspect of MMO's, working and communicating with people in or out of a guild. Just hanging out with randos waiting for some dumb thing to happen. But having some guy attach himself to you while you're just trying to play is weird.

Or maybe it was a girl disguised with a male toon, desperately thirsty for female friendship.

>>380246605
Easiest role with the lease baggage
>DPS race is gear dependency
>tank is aggro management and movement
>healer is literally cry about dps and tanks
>if party wipes it's always the dps and tanks fault
>not because the healer could barely press 3 fucking buttons

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>muslim joins your guild

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>>380245842
>We already were a closed~ish guild and any people joining had to be interviewed through a panel of higher guild members. He broke that rule and that trust.
Fucking autism, man.

>girl joins the guild
>nothing happens because the guild isn't filled with autistic spergs
Feelsgood

>>380244571
>teached
stopped reading there

>guildmaster gf joins guild
>she cant play shit
>blame her and get kicked

>>380244848
I hate faggots

>>380245192
Who?

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>>380246941
>using mic
That's your problem normalfag.

>>380243586
2 best healers in my wow guild back in the day were women playing night elf resto druids. And yeah, they had mics so we knew. One was early 20s and one was late 30s/early 40s

>>380247723
>not using a mic
That's your problem autismo. voip weeds out shit members.

>>380243586
one of my female friends was very great with a Rogue in WoW, shat on every other rogue

shame she was ugly as fcuk

>>380247723
What excuse do you use when asked why you don't use a mic?
Serious question from a 'nice' here

>>380247930
I'm not a normalfag bro, I don't play an MMO to talk with Chad about how his relationships.

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>Girl joins overwatch group
>She is the highest ranked and best player in group
>"LMAO OW confrimed for casual, girl game"
>No one whiteknights
>No one's offended
>Everyone has fun

>>380248051
I don't join guilds that expect you to sit in their TS day in and day out, I have better things to do and talk normie stuff with random chads on the internet. I've never been asked that question before because I don't join normalfag stuff

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>>380243695

This is why my FC in XIV has a no girls or relationships rule.

>>380248056
You assume to much and know to little.
Voip actively allows me to see who is truly shit, be with or without a mic. Actively kick all who refuse to use it.
It's effectively a tool for getting rid of fags not about the game.

>>380244848
you can join my guild

>>380247315
I know, it's wonderful isn't it?
Being intellectually superior and well-prepared I mean.

>>380248161
>Pretending to be a girl
>"Raids about to start, jump on [insert generic VoIP here]"
No, because .... What reason should I give?

Why do middle aged women always play female tauren druids?

How do i participate in guilds? I joined an FC at like level 20 in XIV and haven't said a single word. I don't even know what to say i just read what they write.

>>380248521
If your guild is so bad that you need VoIP to raid I feel bad for you anon

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>>380248101
>playing Rising Storm 2
>some guy being realy douchey over the mic
>a bunch of people telling him to shut the fuck up
>suddenly a girl voice says "yeah just stop talking dude"
>everyone goes quiet
>one guy asks "is that a GIRL playing Rising Storm?"

The fuck, I've never heard of a girl who plays this franchise. Maybe it was just a voice changing software

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>Join server.
>Leave mic open.
>Get an equal amount of whiteknights and shitters.
>Start PvPing whiteknights and messing with them as soon as the round starts.
>Make good friends with shitters, still play with some of them years later.

>>380248631
That's not a valid reason to not get on the generic VoIP servers.

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>20 year old girl joins guild
>Manchild pushing 40 starts "flirting" with her and tries to "take her under his wing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

>>380248780
>girl joins girl
>she's cute and has nice voice
>literally every male stops being friendly and becomes a vane competitor to gain her favour

well, to be honest, that happens everywhere, is the male instinct

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>>380248415
Where? How?

>>380248521
Because if your fuck up is the one to fuck the raid from having to stop to type, you deserve to get kicked the fuck out for refusing voip.

voip now is a litmus test to see who is really undeserving, refuse to use it in a moment which makes things easier then you can rightly fuck off, you're a liability you aren't helping by typing when you could say the shit you would type in 30 seconds in 1.

>join guild
>meet this guy and girl who have been in it for a while
>guy gets jealous of me because she compliments me and we generally get along
>he starts to get protective of her, gets cold and leaves whenever I'm the only one left in chat
>he eventually confesses his love to her, despite knowing she has a boyfriend IRL
>she freaks out, telling him she's loyal to her boyfriend and it would be best if they did less together
>he leaves guild after a massive falling out
>begins to harass her and the guild because he's "hurt"
>it gets leaked hes been doing push-ups over a photo of her and that he told people how badly he wanted to fuck her
>she breaks up with her real life boyfriend soon afterwards in ironic timing
>we eventually end up together in real life

Feels good desu

>>380244537
My wife was a tank in FFXIV and I was the healer then at some point we randomly switched classes a bit and we settled into our favorites. Now I'm the tank and she's the healer and I don't know why this is so fucking common.

>>380248749
Like I said in my first post, I've never been asked to join VoIP ever. You're bringing up a none-issue.

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>>380248921
>girl joins girl

>>380243586
>she beat everyone in every metric possible?
nope, but she did
>beat everyone

>joining a guild where the males have such low standards that they actually want to fuck girls that join guilds

>girl joins guild
>everything continues on the same because we're not americans and don't sperg at the sight of a girl

tho I did end up fucking her

>>380243695
was in a raiding guild in everquest

a pervy middle aged lady would hit on me when i called her up on the batphone to log in for 4am ultra rare boss spawns

it was like reverse girl on the voice comms situation

lots of people had their wives etc in the guild and there was never any drama

but that was all before world of warcrap existed....

>>380245392
>Not like I was going to drive across the country to fuck some girl who was a fat slut

you just described why I broke up with my ex lmfao.

fat slut gettin' frisky on the internet.

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>join guild
>split from guild with everyone but the guild leader and his wife because she fucked it all up
>lead raids, my fellow tank and 2nd in command who is a grill was fucking great and listened to everything and got shit taken care of
>she gets divorced from her husband
>a few months later it got serious between us
>we're still together till this day

did i win, /v/?

>>380243051
sauce?? i cant find it.

>>380249020
What if I just want to heal, it's not like you can be bad at that.

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>girl joins pvp team
>she's terrible
>guys defend her

>>380244654
>join guild as a tailor character
>everyone thinks you're actually an assassin

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>>380249550

>marrying used goods

Nah mate you lost.

>>380248521
You use a voice changer and join, people fall for em really easily, other excuses are Roomate is having a party, It is really late and you don't wanna wake up your roomate/parents/kids, Mike broke, Friend is borrowing the microphone, not at your usual set up (traveling with a laptop).

It is "harder" to catfish these days but hardly impossible since people so easily go "I heard the voice, must be a her" so once that hump is gone you have a homerun, fuck there are even resources to feign facecamming.

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>it's another I ended up in a relationship with the girl episode.

>>380249550
ONLY if you secretly ebayed the guild bank to pay for your wedding

>>380249758
we aren't gettin married tho gg

>>380249605
>healer
>not bad
Don't care. You're a lazy shit that couldn't even be fucked to listen in to know where you need to actually be. We're not playing the guessing game with your bullshit fuck ups.
Healers deserve to be castrated, they are the number one class to ignore voip and think it's okay and then lay blame when they fuck up when they were to lazy to get in voip to begin with.

>>380243051
>Girl joins CS GO team
"HEY GUYS, CAN YOU ALL COMMEND ME? IM TRYING TO PROVE A POINT"
>Endless stream of guys hitting on her
every time

>>380245969
so you finally found a decent guild to beat the game's content, realized it was shit, and then quit right??

>>380248780

Man, something like that happened in my last guild, guy double the age of the girl starts hitting on her, she reciprocates and they start hanging out on their own all the time. New years comes around, hes suddenly gone and shes bawling her eyes out all the time, turns out they spent new years together, they fucked and he bailed.

>>380249823
>>380249807
you lose then enjoy living in sin bitch

>girl makes a post in looking for group to advertise her stream at a later irrelevant date.

>>380249774
>You use a voice changer and join, people fall for em really easily, other excuses are Roomate is having a party, It is really late and you don't wanna wake up your roomate/parents/kids, Mike broke, Friend is borrowing the microphone, not at your usual set up (traveling with a laptop).

Frankly don't give a shit about any of these reasons, you don't need a mic to listen to raid comms to know where you need to be.

You can't dedicate the time to listen then you can't dedicate the time to raid.

>>380244719
No, in Monster Hunter I made a girl character named "Catfish" and people still thought I was a girl irl.

>girl starts talking on mic in game
>Ask if its a girl or 10 year old boy?
>When she says girl, say damn and dc
every time

>>380249835
You sound angry for some reason. I know how to play the game, I don't need to be told what to do when.
And nice assumption that I push blame onto others.

>>380249447
>tho I did end up fucking her
Spamming "Dance 3" next to her ingame when she's afk ≠ Fucking her

>>380249039
Tank depends on healer in order to exist and healer can choose to defect to other tanks if theirs isnt good enough.

>>380250060
living the dream.. oh my god, I hope I can pull shit off like that when I'm 40 and have all the means I could need.

>be sittin' on my disability income
>do nothing but play WoW all day
>hit on 20 y/o females and occasionally bone one.

>>380245352
Mabinogi?

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>enter guild vent/discord/team speak
>so what do you guys think of Trump?
>absolute chaos ensues
>collect my lulz and move on

>>380250320
I 2box a tank and healer because i don't trust anyone on the internet any more to not suck at video games

>>380249758
>there's anything but used goods
Unless you're willing to kidnap 14yolds into your dungeon you're dealing with used goods.
Even then most of them been fucked by then too.

>>380250278
It's good to have standards now. After awhile you get tired of stupid bullshit, healers are the biggest majority of this summed up bullshit. To avoid this bullshit you can do one simple thing. You don't need a mic, but you do need to listen and if you weren't there to listen and you're the one to fuck up. Then hey guess what, fuck off.

Voip is a perfect litmus test to really show who the fuck your real members are be with or without a mic. Those are your biggest active players, not the fag who sits saying nothing, doing nothing with none of the guild members all week long to show up to not get in voip one night a week to fuck the raid thinking they will get geared that way. You can rightfully piss off.

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>the girl is some other members girlfriend
This happens every damn time, and it's awkward as fuck.

>>380246605
First pick at the gear and easiest way of cementing her status as officer.

>mom joins your guild

>>380244812
This is it
This is the first story I've read here about a girl joining a guild/clan and it not disintegrating because of her.

>>380250673
How FUCKING new are you?

https://www.xvideos.com/video27946831/brazzersexxtra_brazzers_-_cathy_heaven_danny_d_gamer_heaven
This is all I could find.

>>380250670
BALLS

>Girlfriend of guild memeber joins
>She's fucking terrible at everything, any time there's PvP she freezes up and gets all mopey
>Start to chastise her in the voice chat
>All the members of my guild suddenly become white knight faggots
>Kick her and tell anyone that wants to put their dick in her can get lost too
>Half the guild quits
>Fill their positions with people who actually know what the fuck they're doing
>Never let another female in again

Feels good senpai

>girl give me guild leader
>i change the ranking system from her weird latin names I don't know what the fuck are
>she gets pissed and demands guild lead back

>>380250620
What you're doing is focusing on the negatives. What about all those times I'm not on vent, and I don't fuck up?
I'm not asking to be praised, but I don't want to be shovelled into the same group as the retards you are talking about.

>>380250324

He was demonized hardcore tho, esp. the guild leader who always gave his two token females preferential treatment. My girl and me were really happy with how things turned out tho, that cunt had the worst performance of the entire raid team but because she was one of the leads favorites she got a permanent spot. My girlfriend really, really hated her that.

>Join guild
>The women is treated like any other person
You're meant to tell me that's not a common occurrence? Or am I just hitting gold in avoiding autism?

>>380250892
nice work anon
too many guilds have been torn apart by female drama bullshit

>>380251010
>Treating women the same
What's it like being low priority?

>>380243051
No guilds, but the only time I played WoW, I played as a female draenei and I got four gold coins from some high level dude just for asking for help and directions to Ironforge. I did not even say something like "I'm a gril ;)".

Sadly though, I doubt this could work today since a lot play as a sexy female character, and many ERP.

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>friend's gf enters our circle of friends
>as she is a woman she is incapable of penetrating and enter the bantersphere and so nothing ever gets fucked up

i had another good friend of mine tell me a story about how he met his first gf.

>joins new guild in ff14, gm's wife is high ranking
>they become friends
>they become physically intimate soon after and fuck while her husband is in the other room playing ff14

>>380251010
Never in my entire experience have women been treated like just another human being in online games, and I've been playing them since Ragnarok Online first came out. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let females in your guild if you're looking for some semblance of competence among your members.

>>380244719
>>380244654
>Playing as a girl when you're a guy

>>380250987
Hey ya know what if you're doing well without a mic and you can show that regularly, props to you. But I have grown a zero tolerance policy, none voip members always end up the shittiest unproductive pieces of shit in mmos now.

I wish there were more like you though. Who can be productive without voip, sadly that's not really a solid option anymore. So it's a requirement at least for raiding or large scale pvp to listen in. I can't rely on good will to judge people anymore.

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>>380249449
Had a similar thing happen to me. Played EQ semi seriously, recruited this girl who ended up being like late 30s iirc. She developed some kinda thing for me and was super flirty, asked me how old I was and I lied and said 18. I was 17. Ended up webcamming and cybering a lot, planned to visit her eventually but I got sick and ghosted her. Felt pretty bad about it.

People here talk about trying to find a decent guild.

>not know /vg/ has a guild for everything

>Join guild
>Guys whiteknighting me whenever I make a stupid mistake instead of correcting me
>Awkward and cringey guys keep trying to become my "boyfriend"
>Leave
>Join counter strike server
>Guys are all cringey creeps or sexist assholes
>Use voice manipulator to make me sound like a boy
>An effeminate boy, so everyone thinks I'm gay
>Get treated like everybody else

Fucking finally, now I can play video games-

>Gay guys start hitting on me and asking for dick/butt pics

Ffffffffffffffff

>>380245781
Yeah, you had. It probably killed itself already.

>>380251525
I heard horrible things about /vg/ and FFXIV

>>380246941
>Join small guild on a euro server
>Everyone is nice despite the language barrier, have a lot of fun arguing about food and sport
>Everyone mocks each other accent
>Made a lot of events and run of older content just because we have good atmosphere, even with newbies
Shame for you anon.

>>380251525
>joining a /vg/ guild ever
>asking for a guild of nothing but vaping douchebags that screech memes all day and pretend they are the top of the food chain when they get dumpstered by everyone on the server

Nah fag you can fuck off.

>>380243586
yeah my guild had a few
i'm engaged to one of em now. she's going to be a doctor at the end of the year

>>380251459
I met a chick on 7 Days to Die a while back. I never believe anyone's a female until they prove it, and she did. For some reason me acting like an asshole to her got her to like me and she ended up sending me nudes. She was hot as fuck but her personality was fucking garbage. She acted like a grown child, like every meme she saw on the internet about "introverted girls" was absorbed into her psyche. She refuses to have kids but calls her two cats "furbabies" and complains she's lonely all the time.

I wanted to smash so fucking bad but I couldn't handle her shit, man.

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>>380245026

>You have no idea, i once made female character named Imaguy and people STILL assumed i was girl until i told em otherwise or they heard my voice on Vent.

Not the guy you're replying to but I actually did this in WoW and had the same result.

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>>380251525
>vg guilds
>good

>>380251525
/vg/ anything is a tranny/homosexual infested drama timebomb just waiting to go off.

i tried playing hots with these people and they got mad when i said 'easy game' when we lost

>>380247315
How was that Autism? Broke trust, broke their rules, they can get the fuck out

>>380251679
All my experiences with /vg/ guilds have been pretty good.

People helping each other out...ect

You're just a fag.

>>380251636
That's because it's true.

Recent experience boils down to,

Two Holy Priests that couldn't keep themselves alive, much less anyone but whoever secured their raid spots by being either an officer or the raid leader.

Then now this warlock that is borderline autist that says shocking things all the time, plays very mediocre but isn't even in main raid, sort of friendzones one that is, so we're mostly fine with her being around, even though she spergs out full on sometimes.

Just yesterday she posted a picture of a disabled woman and asked who'd hit it in discord, no one replied.

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>>380251559
Have you considered not using a mic.

>>380245026
remember getting a sex change in runescape back in 2000s so i could get free shit, sex change paid for it self.

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>your mom joins your guild

>>380249024
no way this story is true

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>>380251756
Nah man the crazy isn't worth it. In my experience with them gamer girls are either HYPER nuts, or totally chill.

Hoping I've got a chill one now. The jury's still out. At least she has decent taste in games and it's not the usual skyrim/minecraft/pokemon/zelda exclusively.

>>380243821
This exactly
>playing mobile Marvel game (Contest of Champions)
>"guys we have a very cute girl joining our alliance"
>mandatory ranking is anywhere from 2-3,000
>she is low 900s
nothing's happened yet but I'm sure when we lose an Alliance War because of her weak ass and someone bitches, the leader will kick them.

>girl joins guild
>everyone in guild is at least 21 years old with stable real lives
>zero issues
Really makes you think...

>>380251917
So I assume it's been a good few years since you seen the cesspool of degenerate douchebaggery that takes place on that board. Imagine if you would /v/, but with tripfags literally fucking everywhere. Are you simply being ironic or serious in your jest that they are good, because it's a delusional tie in that you could probably be one of those sad fucks, wheres your trip fag?

>>380250776
99% of greentext stories here about girls joining clans end up bad.
Quit trying to fit in by calling people new, it just makes your age obvious.

>>380251636
>>380251679
>>380251884
My only /vg/ guild was NTR and things were chill, even with a girl on TS.

Also, we were top 3 in a clan war.

>>380251884
All /vg/ guild I've been in don't like homoshit, you're just a faggot.

>>380252283
Joined the /vg/ Guild Wars 2 guild recently and things were fine, no gays, maybe the odd guirl but it was one of the top guilds in the game that you can always count on.

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>Guild leader is late 30s
>In aged care due to disabilities and such
>Top officer calls a meeting one day
>Leader died in his sleep
Can you guess what happened?

>>380251917
>>380252326
>>380252338
>/vg/
>good
Back to containment.

>>380251679
/wpsg/ used to have good guilds, but now it's a total shitshow

>>380252498
What a flaming homosexual.

>>380243586
yep had a few all in one wow guild all oddly weirdly related with each other one regulary beat me in dps every fight and i no-lifed hardcore another was best healer later got cancer and stopped playing and the other was off-tank and would of been main-tank if the main-tank wasnt present every week without fail

>>380252301
nah that anons right, there are plenty of stories about shit not changing after a wom joins a guild, you just need to lurk more

>>380252449
Disband and the highest officer raiding the bank?

It's what i did in similar circumstances

>>380243586
Back in FFXI heyday, linkshell leader was good at her jobs, but what really made her was how good of a leader she was. One of the top linkshells on any server too. It was cool.

>>380252190
I know, that's the problem. I'm a dude that knows when to cut a chick off instead of sticking my dick in crazy but I'll be goddamned if I didn't want to seed her womb.

Good luck to you though man.

>>380252443
Oh boy you're one of those.
I heard that general dissolved already from the massive shit that flung everywhere then you guys tried to fling your garbage into the mmo general and everyone there told the gw2 people are not welcome at all and to fuck off with your dead shit game with it's elf homoshit.

>>380251459
>ghosting people

kill yourself
be a man and break it off cuck

>>380252568
What server? Alonsus?

>>380252692
I quit playing after level 30, it was a shit game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM72nA8YxPQ

>>380252718
Not that anon, but who gives a literal fuck. Ghost people all the time. MMOs have shit people everywhere, we had one conversation and now you're up my ass asking me to review your gear every five fucking seconds. What would you do, not dip out from your autistic rants.

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>>380243695

>You were the girl (male) who joined the guild
>They never figured you out.

>play games with this one chick
>she never tries to get attention, or anything along those lines
>she just loves video games and is actually really good at FPS
>40-50% of games we join she just ends up being harassed as a "GIRL GAMURRR ECKS DEE" by autists
>she gets upset and stops playing after like 2-3 hours because people are such cunts

I get that most women in games are annoying, but it really blows for ones that actually just want to play.

>>380252657
Surprisingly and thankfully not, we only lost about 5 members. The rest of us carried on for another 11 years.

>>380243051
WHO IS THE GIRL AND WHY HAS NO ONE ASKED THAT

>>380253305
>whole thread about thirsty fags who ruin games
>here comes this thirsty fag asking about porn rather then talk about this issue in games

That's why fag.

>>380243695
Even after surgery and hormone therapy you'll still be a man, ya sick fuck.

>>380253162
wow. cucks. I got 170k off the bank. Bought a mechanohog and a locket.

>>380251659
Maybe it's an NA server thing really.
I haven't heard of EU servers in games dealing with the same shit, but also they're populations tend to be roughly half of NA players in every game.

>be in guild with a bunch of people, know most of them IRL
>one of the people i don't know IRL invites a girl he goes to school with to the guild without asking anybody
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>girl is nice enough, doesn't really speak too much, but is fucking garbage at the game and all other games we play together
>i give her constant shit over it, yelling abuse at her and just generally being mean
>everybody else turn on me and start whiteknighting the shit out of her
>despite the fact that they would have been right there with me with the kickhammer if she was male
>people i have known since i wore diapers now turn their back on me and stop being friendly in pursuit of the pusy
>eventually get tired of her and their shit and leave the guild to find a new guild
>get PM from the girl telling me that she left the guild as well
>turns out she had a massive abuse fetish and was soaking everytime i yelled at her
>she used to play worse than she actually was in order to get yelled at
>and now she is tired of the whiteknights as well and want to start playing 4 realsies
>tell her to fuck off
>go join a real guild to play some motherfucking vidya

>>380243586
No, the best girls we had in our WoW guild were in the middle of the pack at best.

>join guild in wotlk right before ulduar
>ot is officer and a girl
>discover the best healer in the guild is a girl as well during yogg 0
>we clear ulduar including hard modes
>everyone is at least 21
>no drama
>lasted until first tier in cata then everyone got bored and quit
>never heard from any of them again
One of my best and most successful times in WoW.

>>380248921
The saddest part is that they don't realize that they become assholes to impress a chick.

>>380253749
fake and gay or gay

>>380253305
because you dont know how to use image search....

>>380251321
The spergs.

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>>380253305
good point

>>380243695
Same, but I'm black and they won't find out until cameras become obligatory.

I was a /vg/ guild leader in major guilds for /vg/ mmos for 4-5 years. I always expected autism, but nothing got as insufferable as female /vg/ guildmates. If there's an option to p2w they almost always took it. They were much more likely to ask for free shit and avatarfag in threads. Almost without fail they would cause tension and drama over stupid shit. But even worse were the autistic fucking /vg/ orbiters. Especially when they white knight. It's even more annoying when they clearly latched onto the grrrl gamers but were too autistic to say anything so they just got passive aggressive with any other guy in the guild that talks to them. God forbid if the female /vg/ starts "dating" one of the guildmates. They usually just use them as attack dogs in petty arguments and to buy them shit. Another problem was if there were multiple confirmed females in a /vg/ guild. They would eithet act territorial and attack each other for the smallest shit, causing drama, or team up to attack others. Then if you discipline them like anyone else when they do horrible shit, they take it personally and either cry about it or try to get revenge. I've even seen ones that try to get people banned because they were enforcers that told them to stop doing horrible shit to guildmates. They were an absolute nightmare whenever revealed in a /vg/ guild. Thank fuck I quit mmos eventually. Not one regret there. Funny thing is if you find actual normalfag women in public guilds, they are usually fine. It's ones from 4chan and nerd culture in general that are toxic.

>>380253749
>girl wasn't shitty to begin with as a person
>be shitty to them
>get shit on by friends for being a shitty person
>find out after you leave the girl is shitty
You could have been shitty together, because you're both awful fucking people.

>>380243586
I watch a smallish but competitive LoL streamer who does that. She plays Jungle . I don't think she plays with randoms much though.

>>380250797
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>>380252718
Shit man I was a dumb 17 year old and she was a 35 year old single mother. Yeah it was a dick move but it was probably a good one for both of us.

>>380243695
>pretend to be a 7/10 qt asian girl
>everyone noticeably treats you differently/better
>some white knight go out of their way to defend every retarded shit you try to pull off
I fucking loved 2000s videogame forums

>>380252184
Can't prove it more with anything but my word anon.

>>380254443
>show up at local pro sports teams practice
>they are shitty people for yelling at me when i don't match their standards

>>380243051
Used to play mmos with my wife (still do sometimes), and it was allright, never joined any guilds really, so it usually was just the two of us. We killed it in Guild Wars (have all the missions/areas on HM, etc). She never played a healer, mostly goes for some sort of an elementalist, except for L2 where she was a Bladedancer.

>>380251459
lol my dude, we've all been there before. you didn't live it if you weren't, this is where the fucking addiction came from. This is why I logged on back in the day, to get this kind of internet action.

>>380253749
>not getting nudes n the like from her while bullying her to orgasm

>>380254835
Your not on a pro team, this isn't esports, this is a guild. Stop acting high and mighty douchebag. The people who like to smell their farts like you are the worst.

>>380254835
I've met sweatier than you in the 1800 bracket

>>380252103
My mom owned a pretty popular guild in wow, she's actually the one who got me into wow but she never gave me any gold so I'd log into her account and mail myself a lot of gold.

Another time she started a new character so I logged into my character on the opposite faction who was max level who she didn't know existed and grieved her endlessly while sitting across from her watching her freak out lol
I love my mom

>>380255401
Your mother should have wiped you into a rag when she had the chance.

>>380255574
Tell me about those mommy issues you have, anon

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>>380243586
No, at best I've only ever seen a woman play a "passable" support role like healer and even then they weren't the best in their role and I could have recruited a better play any day of the week.

They also bring so much drama it's unreal, even the ones that don't try to make drama (which is a minority) end up causing it.

I seriously don't want to play with women in any MMO ever again.

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>>380247234
t.tank player

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>>380248415
>>380248923
Signing up for the gay bear vacancy

>>380246605
Easiest role in most games and can be carried by other healers

>>380255861
>bear
You just mean fat, ugly, furry pony fag right?

>>380243586
Had a girl playing fire mage in my WoW guild, same as me. We were the two top fire mages in our guild, usually equal in dps etc. Sometimes I was better, sometimes it was her. It's always nice to have good competition.

Then, when I asked her about her macros etc. I found out that she CLICKED every ability with her fucking MOUSE while moving with the arrow keys and being able to keep up with me.

Fucked me up.

>>380256236
Was it the day you realised you were garbage and then learnt how to play and did double everyones damage?

>>380256236
Either you suck or she's incredible and would rise greatly above you by learning to play properly. Literally can't win this one.

>small time raiding guild, around 40 people
>GM invites girl
>guild is split between white knights and raiders (people who just want geared players and skill for raiding)
>girl ends up taking position of some of the regulars from time to time
>this pisses people off, including the friends of those people
>people quit enmasse
>GM and her announce their a couple
>all the white cucks quit as well
>can't help laughing my ass off
>hear months later they're living together
>turns out they lived in the same city
>hear from guy who knows GM irl that she's a 300 pound whale
>he lives in a share house
>apparently whale is now fucking up the share house and all the people there are moving out because of that fatty
>I'm still in guild at this point
>GM tells me he is thankful I'm still here
>Tell him friends don't abandon each other during trying times
>he thanks me and promotes me
>thanks man
>I bide my time
>weeks later I raid the bank when they're offline
>used to be 300k gold in there
>now only 100k
>most of the expensive materials are gone
>most of the expensive items are gone
>what the fuck
>take the 100k and leave
>ask guy who knows them what happened to it all
>GM used all the money and materials to buy whale equipment and mounts
>transfer gold to horde using Goblin Auction
>delete character
>Create horde character

>>380243586
Lol no

>>380243586

yes my saddest genuine love story I had ;_;

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>Be guild leader
>Girl player joins my guild
>Wants to video chat while playing just me and her
>She's fat as fuck and ugly as hell
>Everytime I log on "GUILD MASTER SENPAI :DDDD SKYPE ME"
>She says to add her other 4 Alts to the guild
>"OKCoolMoreRolesSheCanPlay.gif
>They're ALL level 80 Ret Pallys
>"Ummm why do you have 5 Ret pallys all maxed out"
>"They're my favorite class to play! :D"
>she wants to run a lower dungeon to grind mats with me
>She's playing pally, level 80
>She keeps getting killed by level 60 mobs
>Wtf.jpg
>Get mad
>Remove her from guild along with her Alts
>Block her in game
>Block her in skype
>She makes a new alt to whisper me
>Asks what's happening
>Block that character too
>Continue playing without her
>Live a good life as guild leader for 2 more years before quitting during cataclysm

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>start by playing WoW as girl
>enjoy being spoiled
>slipper slope into hormones and BEING the girl
who else /trap/ here?

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Sit down lads I got tale
A tale of 2 Mithra's in Finaly Fantasy 11 Online
>Play the game in my teens
>Always treat girls/avatars as guys since even back in the 2000's I knew better.
>Join guild of shitposters who troll in town all day
>Female cat girl gets all buddy buddy with me...
>Starts saying weird shit almost flirting
>Wants some help farming some mob for a item that's on a 2-3 day timer.
>keeps hinting at wanting money and NEEDing shit.
>Fuck that shit!
>few months later I'm down with all the tank jobs since everyone sucks off tanks (2-5 hour LFG in chat sucks unless you got a tank buddy)
>Come by cat girl
>SHE IS NOW A LESBO WITH ANOTHER CAT GIRL.
>Ah shit, that's nice!
>Keep playing longer
>meet and hook up with a REAL girl (made that bitch go on Camera)
>The two lesbo cats are seen cybering all the time around Juno
>fastward almost a year...
>Come across cat girl number 1...
>start shooting the shit since she knows I'm taken and even flirt a bit.
>"yeah anon, nice.., btw you heard right?"
>HUH?!
>"I'm a dude!"
>"I fucking knew it!
>do some digging.
>the other cat "lesbo" was ALSO A GIRL
>THEY DATED AND CYBERED FOR A YEAR AND THEN SOME WITHOUT KNOWING THEY BOTH HAD DICKS
Never ever pretend to be a girl and hit on girls anons.

The only guilds I ever joined were progression raiding guilds. Any women decent enough to be raiding in them seemed to not be the type to cause pointless drama, or at least the GMs filtered them out before that. Last guild I was in, a woman ran the lower-tier raids on off night to gear up alts and such, and she was pretty chill.

Can't say I relate to most of this thread.

>>380255116
ok them
>show up at local amateur sports team with more experience then mes practice
>they are shitty people for yelling at me when i don't match their standards

>>380243051
>nothing happens because there are already like 10 girls in the guild
>everyone gets along fine
>comfy guild chat
>cool events on a weekly basis

I miss Ragnarok

>>380256382
>>380256394
I realized I wasted too much time of my life with games like these while not even being good at them. I stopped playing MMOs.

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>>380243051
>Join guild
>There are a good number of girls already there
>1:3 girl to guy ratio
>A couple in particular post semi-nude photos of themselves on the discord channel

>>380256787
Hey fart sniffer stop trying so hard you might have fun.

>>380243051
>guild is dismantled a month after

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>>380256652
>some cunt RPs a girl in WoW for free shit
>gets addicted to it and becomes a tranny
You know, ten years ago I'd never believe something like this could happen but nowadays nothing makes sense anymore.

>>380249024
Guild wrecker.

>gearing up for tomb
>main tank has a fight with guild leader and quits the guild
>one of the dps who never talked becomes the new tank
>is a girl
>both our tanks are now girls

What the fuck?

>>380256737
>the other cat "lesbo" was ALSO A DUDE!*

>>380248647
Hanoi Jane?

>>380243695
Dude, I just say I don't have a microphone. And everytime someone asks my sex/gender I just act all shady, and say it doesn't matter.

After some time, people start assuming I'm a girl.

>see my missus playing some bullshit web browser 2d mmo
>her character is pretty much on autopilot but she's typing an awful lot (and she doesn't really talk in any game)
>ask her what's she's talking about
>turns out she's organizing a raid
>ask why
>turns out she's a guild leader
>wtf 360 degrees and walk closer, cause she never ever took command of anything, nevermind a whole guild
>turns out she joined a guild and over some weeks an unbielevably improbable series of events haave caused the guild founder to make her the leader
>now she's organizing 50-man raids in a 2d browser korean ragnarok knockoff
>her guild is wrecking everyone's shit on the server
>everybody's doing exactly what she tells them to like she's some fucking balalaika from black lagoon
it would be pretty insane if the game wasn't a literal korean trash.

>>380256737
lol wtf xD

>>380256616
You did the right thing...
>>380256737
>THEY DATED AND CYBERED FOR A YEAR AND THEN SOME WITHOUT KNOWING THEY BOTH HAD DICKS
GG kids.

>>380257163
That's funny. You should join the guild and shit things up so everyone can be like
>fucking men, right?

>>380243051
How are you guys still finding guilds full of teenage boys?
Every group I join the last few years is 50% women and a ton of married couples hanging out together.

Is is me being older and attracting similar people to myself?

tfw no wow gf

>>380243695
pls be in londor

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>>380243586
>Joined a guild at the start of Legion
>Guild leader is a girl, co leader is her boyfriend or husband or whatever, exact opposite of the standard situation
>Guy was ex mythic, she was a good healer, competent raid leader, organized guild events, very rarely took issue with how she ran things
>Had another girl DPS who was top 5 dps in the guild (other 4 were dudes) at her role, became raid leader of our second group
>Have like 1/4th girl guild with random DPS through the two raid groups and a bunch of non raider girls
Never have any drama, bullshit, raids were casual social affairs but without us sucking ass and wiping constantly. It was straight up that sort of sweet spot you look for in a WoW guild but can never find, and it was ran and populated massively by women.
And then we had one shitty tank and she'd always do poorly and blame it on being high as fuck when I was topping the meters on some serious DUDE.

Fuck I miss those guys

>>380243051
>On WoW it becomes a shit show.
>On GW2 the clans I joined everyone seemed more focus on the game than social aspects.
>On FFIX I don't pay attention because I like soloing.


Don't eat where you shit.

>>380245842
>interview
>to play a video game
how autistic are you

>>380256737
Maybe the dick doesn't matter.
traps are fine

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>>380257335

>FFXIV
>Cat girl who's a friend on another guild
>Has a boyfriend
>Still flirts and requests kisses as payment with my cat girl

Her boyfriend won't be mad about two miqo'te lezing out, right?

>>380257657
Nah they "broke up" after finding out they both tricked each other into think they both were girls for more then a year.

Just imagine anon... being that fucking stupid.

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My friend met a girl and married her irl
Don'T give up, you too!

>>380255964
>fat
>hairy
>beard
>nerdy
>not pony but can be furry

Thats all :)

>>380251757

The desperation some people get to when they see a female avatar, they actively try and believe against evidence that there are girls behind it. MMORPGs are wonderful worlds of pretend.

>>380251623
underrated

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>>380244654
>>380244719
I had a guild think I was trans once, stayed with them for about a year
>Join
>No mic, it's delivery is tomorrow
>Running a mythic+ with my new guildies
>Somebody calls me he
>GM asks them not to assume my pronouns
>I was new and trying to make sure I could show them I can DPS good and not die so I didn't correct them since mid fight
>Felt like it was too late to bring that back up after the fight
>A chance for me to correct them doesn't come up again for the next sixths months
I have to assume they caught on at some point but I really have no idea.

>>380243586
We had one that never got on mic but once "she" did everyone called him out on being a tranny

I just got done masturbating like 3 minutes ago, ask me anything

>>380258470
Ever have a crush on a girl in a guild/clan/equivalent?

>>380258470
You smell the odder from your taint?
You make that smell everytime you masterbate/havesex
Everyone knows that smell with out even knowing what it is.

>>380258642
Guys dont really give off a smell, girls do though and its quite potent.

>>380258642
>>380258850
>tfw people can tell you wanked off by just smelling you
Truly reeking of loneliness and disgust.

>>380257018
Server and Guild name? The same fucking thing has happened in mine.

>>380259156
You don't know anything about me.
You must be projecting your own loneliness please tell me more about your past you seem quite angry with it.

>>380257972
what mental issues do you have?

>>380259365
I was talking about myself anon.
Please don't reply to this post, for it would be pointless and fruitless.

>>380249736
>join guild as barkeeper character
>you're actually a smuggler

>>380253613
Wow virtual items, I guess that's a lot more important than friends.

Will those virtual items come to your aid if you ever need help?

>>380243051
>brb smoking
>never comeback
I do this everytime

>>380250079
I kek'd hard at this post. Thanks anon

>>380259496
It's the common weeb+pony syndrome.

I've seen a few in my time, it's spreading, it's the end of humanity.

They're the plague, you know in rats, when they get overpopulated, they too often become homosexual.

>>380259496
Nothing, you?

>>380246481
Its greater then mine

>>380259648
Hey baby wanna have a good time?

>>380260187
did he ask for pics

>>380243051
>2 girls in guild
>1 of them gets jealous as the other is more popular
>popular one turns out to be a trap
>real girl tries exploiting this by trying to turn the guild against trap
>makes server forum posts outting the trap
>whole server is in a shit storm for a week
>whole server goes against real girl
>eventually shuns her from the server
>she now does frequent faction changes and name changes yet everyone always figures out who she is

Boys like girls with dicks and girls are all jealous cunts.

>>380260409
Lol we had an attention whore like that who would always get followed and outted no matter his faction change/race change/whatever.

He was always claiming to be a war hero and shit.

>>380245682
>>they even make self insert characters in every game they play
not to be a dick here, but thats literally what everyone who plays videogames with custom characters does.

>girl joins
>works her way up and eventually becomes the leader
>actually does a good job

Too bad she eventually lost her job resulting into her quitting the game.
It was the best guild i ever had in SWTOR

>put on feminine voice changer
>join game game lobby which has no icons to tell who's speaking
>start talking random shit in girl voice
>watch all the thirsty guys start looking for the source of the voice and start standing around me

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>>380260176
FRUITLESS ANON, FRUITLESS!

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>>380260409
>whole server is in a shit storm for a week
>whole server goes against real girl
>eventually shuns her from the server
>she now does frequent faction changes and name changes yet everyone always figures out who she is
Totally believable anon, I'm sure the whole server was interested in teenage drama

>>380257397
Probably, I do the same. I find that the guilds that don't have their s/o's playing with them to be normal.

>>380244654
>join random dungeon group as female character
>when we finish the dungeon the party crowds around me in an autistic circle and start spouting pickup lines
Shit's hilarious.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43LSNeG7DfI

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>women destroy everything they touch
like clockwork

not my story but I saw it posted before
>Mom joined the game when I did to make sure nobody harassed me despite my vehement insistence that she not do it
>Follows me around in-game
>Doesnt let me join any free companies
>makes a FC and invites me after screening and adding people she deems appropriate
>they end up being the best MMO friends I've ever had and we always have fun
>Mom is really embarrassing because she constantly dotes on me
>She always tanks
>her character is super hot and it makes me uncomfortable
>m-mom, pls...

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>>380243695
>>380243586
>>380243051

>girl is super good, but nobody knows it's a she
>voice chat becomes important because raiding
>says she doesn't have a mic
>guild convince her to use a mic
>the second she talks is the second everyone jumps on her
>not too long after she stop playing

voice chat in general is a mistake, bring me back to the days people didn't give a shit and simply played for fun even in raids

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>>380243051
> 'Girl' joins the guild
> has clear tranny voice
> one thirsty guy still spends all day talking to them and hanging out with them "in game"

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>Girl whored herself out to everyone on my server
>Had the entire server eating out of the palm of her hand
>Friend has her on Skype
>One day he sees she set her profile pic to a picture of her boobs
>Turns out she was camming with a guy and accidentally changed her profile pic
>They're fat girl boobs
>Friend screencaps it before she changes it back and links it in trade chat all week
>Nobody even reports him because it's so fucking funny and her being fat got rid of her white knights
>Still have the pic to this day, it's become an inside joke amongst my friends and I

Fuck you, Solie - Destromath US

>playing MMOs and TALKING TO PEOPLE ingame

UGH. I play MMOs to get away from the world. I'll just quest and grind my jobs. No need to socialize

>>380261339
>Had the entire server eating out of the palm of her hand
Why do people think "the whole server" cares about their petty drama?
No wonder all the people in /vg/ MMO generals are so far up their own asses that they think everyone cares about them when in reality it's just 5 people circlejerking.

>>380261339
POST IT LAD
Let us laugh together!

>>380261619
http://imgur.com/a/Dfmev

>>380243051
atleast sauce the vid you brazzers marketing faggot

>>380261676
>http://imgur.com/a/Dfmev

Das some funny ass shit.
>nasty stretchered out nipples
Jesus must of been a 350-450 pound whale.

>>380261676
>posting your real name

>>380251623
LMAO XD
EPIC PWNAGE!

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>>380258337
>GM asks them not to assume my pronouns

>>380251270
I have real life of this, my brother's wife has to come to every event, every gaming thing. No more boy's weekends cause his wife has to come or he won't. The one time I said hey can we just have a lad's weekend he started asking me if I hated her, lol.

Then in stark contrast my cousin will not mix worlds with his gf. She never comes to anything unless it's like a family event or something. The one time she came with us to convention she commented that she has never seen my cousin laugh this much.

>>380261902
What part of >Friend don't you understand?

I am on the friends list in that pic though.

>>380243586
In my guild there was a slutty Socal chick who made every European get a raging boner the moment she spoke. There was also an SJW Reddit dyke that hated my views, we actually had a lot of fun playing together despite our differences. They both sucked.

>>380262253
your buddy looks like a huge faggot there

>go visit /vg/ for an mmo I like to play
>there is an entire ecosystem of trannies and tranny orbiters
>prominent trannies get loot priority and are sent free shit all the time
>95% of all discussion relates to trannies
>join several non 4chan guilds
>literally none of this happens anywhere else

>>380262358
He was. We still call him a guido wigger to this day. He got /fit/ though, and stopped dressing like a white kid from inner-city New York.

>>380243051
>girl joins 6-year-old guild
>guild falls apart in a matter of months

>>380245446
Have a (you).

>>380262425
I think it's like the thing to do, like everyone is girl ironically in these guilds.

>>380245446
>not a single comma in this entire wall of text
He's also right, but no one with half a brain would prefer women over video games.

>>380262425

I wish they were actual trannies.
They are just neckbeards with "female" personas flirting with eachother.

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>>380262441
I knew people like that.
Oh shit speaking of wiggers and niggers.
>sound black apparently with my deep voice
>be 18 and people think I'm old enough to be the father of some guild mates
>call people nigger in vent
>one time call a black person a nigger
>everyone still think's i'm a black man
>they finally find out I'm Mexican and cant think of what to think.
I treated them to some dave and busters!
We even still used nigger around normies with a black guy with us.
Good fucking times.

>start playing wow again (wotlk)
>randomly invited to pvp guild because gm saw my shitty pvp gear
>GM's wife in the guild
>she's loaded and he asks her nicely for gold occasionally
>another girl in guild who is a great healer
>everything is fine and we're the assholes of our server fucking over horde every chance we can
>guild slowly died at the end of cata and pretty hard at the start of mop because the game was shit

the trick is to avoid americans
malaysians are great when mixed with aussie guildies

>>380245446
> Facebook
DROPPED

>>380245881
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahhaahhah

>>380261676
>windows vista

>>380263492
In case the ancient Skype UI didn't give it away, this image is almost a decade old.

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>>380260409

>>380263548
I know but your upgrade was a mistake.

>>380263798
>Friend

>>380243586
Yes, in wildstar

>>380263829
Sorry, his.

>>380243051
>Asian girl joins guild
>she literally sounds like a mix of a 10 year old and nyanners
>new members would hear her talk and get upset as to why we have a little boy in our raid
>we all laugh