*blocks your path with a hundred banana peels*

*sits in xenobio all round with the metroids

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*blocks your path*

*sprays peels with poly*

ALERT
ALERT
THE
CAPTAIN
HAS
A
ONE
INCH
JOHNSON

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I like big guns!

>>380229849
>those graphics will be real when we go to 64x64

>>380227015

I'd kill for a minecraft version of this game.

>>380230084
>Implying we'll ever get 64x64
>Implying that sprite hasn't been in the code for years

>>380230315
yeah that would be nice

actually why hasnt anyone done that yet?

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i really like the idea of this game but i can just never get into playin it.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET UNBANNED FROM THIS GAME

>>380232049
>dont be a low IQ moron
>navigate to a server that supports your playstyle
>read the rules and follow them

>>380229195
What is this from

>>380231995
You meed to play your first few rounds as Assistant to learn the culture and general nature of things, and then to actually start holding a job and being responsible for it, go to Janitor and eventually to Chef. Those two will teach you how to really play the game through experience.

>Admin makes me the xeno
>Have literally zero experience
>Walking around like a fucking dumbass
>He finally takes pity on me and is a "Voice" in my head
>Tells me to go to the janitor room
>It opens despite no clearance
>Full of 10 monkeys

>>380233985
>all of deadchat shouting spawn xenos
>xeno walking around
>ghosts see that it is clueless
>they start reeeing
>alien accidentally falls into space
>deadchat REEEE gets deafening

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*mops your path*
*doesnt leave sign*

>first day as geneticist
>accidentally turn myself into a monkey
>can't turn myself back because my fingers are too slow to use the syringe
>wander around until i decide to become the new barmonkey
>drag the old one into genetics and leave him there
>come back, squawk until someone gets my message and uses my syringe
>thank him, things click, and I turn the old barmonkey into a black man
Learning this game is fun.

>>380236793
>try different servers
>trying to learn anything on goon
JUST

>>380237725
goon code is great but I dont like their visual style

Where do I get a job as comfy as atmos in real life

>>380229195
>ONE INCH
>Not ONE MILLI METER

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>Try to playfully force feed someone my own shit
>He beats me to death with a toolbox
Are there any servers free of RDMers?

>>380232049
change your IP and use a VM with a new ckey

>>380239242
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>380239242
eat shit and die

>board the escape shuttle with my monkey friend
>remember I left my cigarettes on the station
>leave shuttle
>light up a cig
>board a pod instead
>send signal
>my monkey friend actually had 6 maxcaps in his backpack

>>380235560
*mops your path*
*leaves a sign*
*gets killed anyways*

>>380242040
sometimes I just mop tiles around the brig until I get killed

worth it

>>380242726
It's pretty silly how people get murdered for using a mop in my opinion.

And I do something similar to what you were saying. I intentionally do things worthy of perma, see how long I can dodge sec, then break out of perma after I'm inevitably apprehended. After that, I try my hardest to lay low, usually making a hideout in maint or going deep undercover. It's incredibly fun.

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>Just chilling as Quartermaster.
>Recycling shit, bullying Cargo Tech, imposing strict paperwork rules on everything and annoying the fuck out of everyone.

Comfiest job.

>>380243984
>Be in HoP line
>ask for access
>HoP asks for some bullshit paperwork
>see his side of the window is open
>unlock uplink
>buy revolver
>shoot him in the head a few times
>C4 the body
>walk away

>get really into doctor because medfag
>someone drags body into medbay
>can't bring him back to consciousness, but manage to keep him alive through constant cpr, defibs, and drugs
>shuttle called
>put him in on stretcher and take him with me, still having to maintain keeping him alive
>at end of round dude is impressed and thanking me
>turns out he was a tator

I-I saved a life at least.

>>380244991
>being a medfag
>not upkeeping your oath of caring for everyone regardless of the situation or the person
fag

>>380245363
That's exactly what I did though??

>>380245514
>feeling insecure about keeping a traitor alive

How much of this game was inspired by DS9? I saw lot of similarities when I was watching through it.

>>380245902
it has inspiration from every scifi
but no direct references mostly

>>380245990
other than aliens