Nintendo's E3

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>the stage is clear
>a lone man, balding, potbellied, wearing a hawaiian shirt slowly and awkwardly climbs up from the audience
>he squints out across the crowd, the glare on his coke bottle glasses making it difficult to see what he's doing
>he taps on the mic a few times
>instant feedback
>feedback clears
>after an awkward pause, this man speaks a single word
>"Mario."
>crowd simultaneously orgasms, ISIS decides to stop being mean, North Korea spontaneously reforms into actual democracy