Space Station 13 Story Time Thread

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood

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>>380212138
>The fight is attempted to begin anew once we enter the main lobby of Sec. Many robustings were to be had.
>Even with all his fancy pants magic, I was able to outrobust him in hand to hand combat.
>But neither of us will be satisfied. Our battles keep getting cut short by an incompetent crew hell bent on seeing me win.Or the wizard dead. I wasn't exactly sure. Either way, we were being denied our glorious battle.
>Attempt to set up yet another fight with the wizard, with the wizard playing dirty the whole time, trying to get my own crew to turn against me
>But my crew had faith in me. I would not let my crew down for anything.
>Wiznerd would threaten and kill all he pleases, it doesn't change the fact that he still had yet to face me properly in the ring.
>After a much too long wait, finally confront the Wizard in combat in the holodeck. The doors are bolted shut. There will be no intervention. Only the end of this wizard's reign.
>He's knocked out about five seconds in. Punching the mouth is pretty effective. Surprised not many people do it.
>He stuns me to get me to stop wailing on him, before proclaiming that I have bested him.
>get Ei Nathed. Basically dead instantly. Coward.
>But wait, what's this? I'm already being cloned?
>My faithful crew, even in death, has yet to lose faith in the Froman.

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>>380212953
Noice
>>380212138
>>380213352
>Cue one failed attempt to stop my cloning process later, and I've been made whole again. I am given a UI and would now live the rest of my fake life spiting the wizard by failing his greentext.
>injectors are temporary. This was completely forgotten. I had thankfully ran completely undetected to the locker rooms where I hid my identity. Ran undetected again through the halls and into a nearby bathroom to change my hair and hide my identity further.
>Think that maybe now I'm safe. Just play the rest of the game like some kind of really edgy assistant.
>Suddenly, EDbot tazes me in departures and ties me up to be dragged away by what I can only imagine is the HoS being an asshole.
>Try to explain my situation, only to just get flashed some more for no reason, Not even resisting, just trying to explain.
>Clownbro who's not really a clownbro helps me out. We escape the one shitcurity on station and leg it to a pod.

>>380212138
>>380213352
>>380214059
>We hide out in the maint tunnels near the pods waiting for our escape. Clownbro, who was a security officer in disguise trying to help me out, and I are just sitting there, talking about our escape plan. It wasn't much. Just get on and leave.
>It's time to get on. Now we wait to leave.
>It gets crowded really quickly. It's a clown car but for escaping in a pod.
>Eventually WizKid shows up.
>Clam up instantly and hope to good the clutter will save me from imminent doom
>FakeClownbro attempts to robust wizard into submission. Starts bashing his face in. Get's Ei Nathed.
>The honkmother accepts the orphan as if he was her own.
>Now just me, some random dudes, and the wizard who's objective is to kill me.
>it's a long fucking ride to CC.
>Whatathriiiiillll.mp4
>Round ends finally. Wizard has failed their objective.
>"How does it feel to be the most cucked man in the universe?"

Was a pretty fun ride through and through desu.

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>>380214941
Fuck, how could I forget to post this?