Metal Gear

>>380209521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbVL-lYx3w

>>380209521
So zombie edition?

>>380209521

I just woke up lads, did something happen at Sony?

>>380209751
Conference was boring, at least imo. Caramel hasn't posted since, so it's over for now.
Since he was proven that DS is not going to be shown at least today

... So why did anyone think something was happening today when Wednesday is the big Kojima/Keighley thing? Apparently Low Roar is going to be there too.

>no ruse
>ded thread

I miss him, guys :^)

If you do FOBs on PS4 you should Support my shit.

>>380209918
The rusefaggot did, dug his tranny heels in and was a 100% sure that it would happen during the Sony conference. Which is dumb in so many ways, even if you want to play the ruse game, it would make much more sense that something ruse-y will happen during that talk with the god damn director of the Metal Gear movie. Let's not talk about Caramel and how wrong he was, though.. looking at you, >>380210039

The talk tomorrow will maybe have something unexpected concerning Death Stranding, but nothing big, they will talk loads about how Kojima will be super involved in the movie while staying the fuck away from any actual process of movie making, because Sony wants a product that sells, and not a god damn mess of a movie.

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The best is yet to come.

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>>380209521
WHERE IS MY GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380210657
No ruse cruise pls

>>380210768
You know I'd still play Survive, it honestly doesn't look terrible, just hope it does't become an Umbrella Corps

>>380210771

Can we get a mod to just instaban any trip with the word "caramel" in it?

The cruise is over, I'm 10 pounds heavier and want to go home.

>>380210919
The concept was pretty good but the Kojima fanboys ruin it muh konami is evil muh we love senpai's asian dick

Caramel Neck Stream when?

>>380209521
in on ruse thread

>>380211287
TGA

I actually forgot why snake gets old in MGS4, I keep hearing it's nanomachines+cloning dont mix, but then someone says that this is not the case.
So why did he turn old?

>>380211681
Ok but why does it have a green cock with purple fur

>>380209521
OMG DEATH STRANDING, SILENT HILLS, MGS5 (NOT V) CONFIRMED SWITCH EXCLUSIVES WATCH TOMORROW YOULL SEE (pls believe me)

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>>380211539
FOXDIE

>>380211539
Accelerated aging as a result of his being a clone. Solidus suffered the same thing; it just hit him earlier.

>>380211681
thanks doc

>>380211681
much appreciated doc

>>380210768
>>380210919
If done right, Survive could be the version of MGS V without timers, waiting in a helicopter to play, and with enemies everywhere, with good balancing and stealthy options being as encouraged as going absolutely Rambo on everyone. More dense, focussed action, great multiplayer/co-op fun, a version of MGS without loads of goals, targets and story baggage.

But again, that's if they do it right. My fear is that they will do microtransactions out of the ass, if not those, the timers will be back, there will be a shit story, badly directed, no one asked for, but it's Metal Gear, so it's gotta have exposition and a deep story with twists and everything to blow your mind, they might not even bother with stealth apart from taking over assets and functions, but the game will be designed with a focus on killing as much and as fast as possible, you might even have to pointlessly engage enemies to advance the story, the balance will be totally off, Co-op will be a second character besides you, without anything adding to the gameplay, just a longer life bar on the Zombies or more of them... it could be really decent for what it is, the base game still has amazing game play, it's really about how they approach it. And the first trailer didn't really get my hopes up, that they'll do a good job, it seemed so focussed on buliding up a basis for an absolutely below average storyline, and the Metal Gear at the end didn't get my hopes up, either, for one they'll probably try to find an equally bullshit explanation for the thing being zombiefied and showing up in the parallel universe, and I don't think that it will add immensly to the gameplay, considering how much of a bullet sponge the Metal Gear fight in V was. (Or any powerful enemy, for that matter.)

>>380211539
He became old because he was cloned from an old fuck. No special hocus pocus involved. Liquid even comments on it in MGS2.

>Our raw materials are vintage, brother

>>380211681
Thanks doc

>>380210590
There's a movie?

>>380212486
MGSurvive is just a zombie co-op game reusing MGSV maps. The state of MGO3 should be a good indicator of what the game feels like.

>>380210771
>>380210657
>replying to yourself while you left your trips on

>>380212847
No, I just liked his trip so I stole it. Sorry Anti-Ruse fag.

>>380212945
Yeah op of thread here I don't mind him using the name, after all it is plural

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>>380209521

Tomorrow.

>>380213302
No way

>>380213302
is that the real caramel code or not I dont remember

>>380213693
i think thats the real one

>>380213302

No trying to be an asshole but, hypotetically, if there's no ruse, what do you plan on doing? Will you give a public announcement stating how fucking wrong you were?

>>380213693
It's !!3ZzvK//z/zU
He hasn't posted his excuse yet

>>380213302
What makes you think tomorrow anyway?
The low roar feature is on wed. that is when I'd guess, as unlikely as it still is

>>380214149
>>380214132
>>380213302
Right, it's just one ! and a different letter off, goddamn too many fakes

>>380214149
tomorrow is wednesday, burgerboy

>>380211681
is that a fly's face?

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>>380214372
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

>>380212707
Yup. Rights have been sold to Sony ages ago, preproduction has been going on for a while, and after the Kojima/Konamiincident, they probably see a good time promoting and actually making the movie now. The fact that Kojimas name will now be plastered all over it will definietly help sales and such, though like I've said, the more he gets involved, the more of a mess it will become. Kojima will have a talk with Dorito Pope and the director of the movie, Jordan Vogt-Roberts on wednesday, though I obviously don't know about what, it seems likely that it will focus on the movie rather than Death Stranding or something else. But we'll see.

>>380212723
See, I doubt that, in a way. Again, I have no clue apart from the material, that has been released so far, but one would think if it would be that simple of a concept, they would be much much further in the development, or promotion. We don't even have a release window so far, which makes me wonder what kind of work has been done all this time, or is still being done. Yeah, the game might be finished already, but then the promotion would really start, now, and the game isn't being shown, teased or talked about right now, in a way that speculation of it being axed is going around. Again, I have no clue what is being done and about the state of the game, but to me that time might be used to implement that story I was talking about. Not huge, but long enough for a Metal Gear game, or that's what the suits in Japan are thinking, at least. Might be that they'll do the proper thing and bascially do no story at all, because it's irrelevant for a game like this, but then the question comes up about what they are working on, then. And especially considering the trailer, I feel like they are going for a 2deep5u-tier-story, because it is a Metal Gear game and the other ones had that as well, and therefore that's the way to go to be successful. It would suit the scavanging/zombie-theme of the game, which feels like it's the result of target audience focus groups, and not like an idea someone at Konami had to advance the series. Then they've looked at the other games and what is obvious about them, and the huge story aspect will have been noticed by anyone, especially those completely removed from the series otherwise.

>>380213302
You've already lost.

>>380210768
If it wasn't a Metal Gear game I'd have been cautiously optimistic.

>>380214860
Just to tl;dr myself and my point:
The whole MG Survive project seems to be born out of focus groups, corporate decisions and numbers/statistics, and not someone with a clear vision, so I think it's doubtful they go the sensible route and keep it simple and fun, and rather look at what made the older games in the series sell, what kind of games are selling right now, and how to extract the most profit out of a game as possible.

>>380212486
Survive was obviously cancelled, no word of the game surfaced in a year after its announcement gameplay trailer.
They probably took one look at the utterly overwhelming, absurd amount hate it got and decided to cut their loses.

>>380214634
made me laugh thanks

>>380214723

Something tells me this isn't going to happen...

>>380215537
>no word
First thing on Konami's twitter is how they are going to let journalists play the demo.

>kojima said to pay attention to the lyrics of low roar - easy way out

>I wanna feel something again memorable
pain?
>I wanna feel something again memorable
fear?
>I wanna feel something again memorable
fury?
>I wanna feel something again memorable
joy?
>I wanna feel something again memorable
sorrow?

>>380215537
Bug off

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>>380215537

>>380215537
Sure, that could be the case, I don't know, we won't until it's official. The relative quiet on the game could also be a result of them after the backlash Konami recieved keeping the promotion on a low, and trying to let grass grow over the whole Kojima debacle before putting out Survive. I don't think they've cancelled it, because they are still stuck with the IP, the Kojima backlash won't go away if they try something else with it the IP, even if it's not Survive (the only thing that might would be a remake), and Survive as a concept with the assets flying around needs to sell very little to be profitable, in numbers that the diehard Kojima fans might stay away, but the Metal Gear name will be strong enough to lift it over that number.

The silence for me seems to be a mix from getting backlash for every other announcement, so why bother, and much more relevant, a development of the game influenced by everyone in the company, a small inexperienced team without a real leader, rather bosses and divisions demanding features to be implemented, under which there are many much to ambitious for the project and many not suitable for this type of game, but without good ways to give feedback - if the game was as simple as it should be, we would've heard much more by now. Again, I don't know, I don't think they've cancelled it though (think of MGS 3 Pachjinko, I know, the comparison is a bit of a strech, but I don't think Konami considers the hate flying at them as really that relevant), it's just a result of the space that Kojima left in the company being filled up by loads of people, with no experience in game development, demanding things that the team isn't able to deliver.

>>380213302
No! That is not Solid Caramel!

>>380217191
>>380216076
...and then there's this. We'll see how it is recieved, I think the closed play area speaks to them wanting to stay out of the spotlight, because of the backlash it has brought them from the fan base.

>>380215710
What exactly are you talking about? The movie or the degree of Kojimas involvement, or what?

>Implying Survive isn't using ideas Kojima didn't have time to implement into MGSV and now he's pretending not to know shit about it

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>>380213302
Fuck off bogus caramel

>>380217795
The guy in charge of it has been involved with mgs since mgs 1. It's possible he knows enough for it to go in a decent direction

>>380217795
Seems possible, like it was supposed to be another game mode on MGO3. Wouldn't stop Konami from blowing that afterthought up into much more than it needed to be.

>>380214860
>Metal Gear Survive is current gen exclusive
>MGSV got fucked over so cavemen could play it on xbox 360

>the demo they showed involved you and your team securing a base, setting up a distress signal and holding off a horde
Literally more interesting than the 50 "fulton le prisoner" missions that was mgsv

>>380216076
what is on the screen there?

>>380218075
It actually runs better on the sexbox 360 than it does the ps3 version, whether this is due to them lowering the graphics or not I can't remember.
Playing it on the ps3 and 360 is pretty lame experience though

>>380218371
agreed. this is what mgsv was missing, not lord of the flies with a robot

>>380218075
One of the worst decisions ever, especially considering how badly it sold on the old generation. Which is why I don't expect Survive to completely break free from those limitations, they just won't bother after looking at the sales numbers.

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>>380213302

>>380211681
Thank you Doktor

>>380217969

From E3 two Caramels were born.

>>380218450
Xbox 360 and PS 3 versions of the game have the same target frame rate and resolution, as far as I know (720p/30fps), but the PS3 version has more details in some places (soft shadows and such), which can result in worse performance from time to time.

>>380219136
WHERE IS CARAMEL
GIVE IT BACK
IT WAS OURS
WE BUILT HIM DAMMIT

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>>380215030
>Revolver Chocolate

>>380218541
Even Ground Zeroes had more mission variety, I've probably put way more time into GZ than TPP

>mfw caramel deleted his twitter

>>380218640
>looks 40
>supposed to be 29

I was a little disappointed that Sony teased Death Stranding in their intro reel but then didn't mention it or Kojima at all.

>>380210657
ENOUGH KOJIMA! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! YOUR RUSE IS FUCKING KILLING ME!

>>380219419
Did fib delete his too? I recall he is best friends with Kojima on it so that would be a real shame.

>>380219540
>Big Boss' age ever being consistent
A Korean War veteran at 15

>>380219660
fib and caramel were the same person, someone went through the archive and they were using the same tripcode at one point

>starting to sound more and more like an mgs plot

It's not happening. I'm Sorry.

>>380209521
I think i mightve preferred the original color scheme on this scene

>>380211259
it literally just looks like a well modded TPP

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>>380219540
Years of your waifu never noticing you until the last minute before her death will do that to you.

>>380216076
Yes!
At least the project still alive and it will be released someday.
I don't give a shit about Kojima I just want more of that sweet and smooth gameplay mechanics seen on MGSV.

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>yfw survive is better than mgsv

>>380219540
They screwed up with keeping his Kiefer appearance

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>tfw mgsv never got a mission creator

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>>380220196
>tfw Konami remakes MG1 and gets Fukushima to write the story.

>>380220390
But Kiefer is handsome, they do nothing wrong keeping his appearance.

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>>380219540

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>>380210768
>people want this?

>>380220613
MGS3 was supposed to show bb's youth tho

>>380220741
ches face is pretty smooth
if not for his fuckin ballsack facial hair hed look younger
bb has some strong face lines and wrinkles in the pachislot picture

>>380220530
Fuck. That alone would have made it hundred times better.

>>380220805
I genuinely want it. What's wrong about it?

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>>380220550
>Konami and Fukushima retcon MGSV and Venom Snake to be noncanon as a final victory

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>>380220550
>>380220965

>>380220390
That's exactly what Snake would look like rendered realistically

>>380220965
why did fukushima leave in the first place?

>>380220965
NEW RUSE
E
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R
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S
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>>380220550
Sounds like a fucking awful idea, honestly.

If Metal Gear continues it should ditch the old story entirely and come up with new stuff that uses the same core concepts. New characters, new continuity, lone agent sneaks around.

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I think new Snake's face fits BB/and Solid fine and I think Raikov fits Raiden.

Eva's face is off tho.

>>380220903
I always hated those weird indents Naked Snake had on his cheeks

>>380220031
why does he still have both eyes in this scene?

>>380221154
No.
THIS IS THE NEW RUSE.

Looks like Sergio Canavero and he says "do you remember me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5r-sl4yQQE

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>>380221172
>Implying Based Fukushima couldn't fits all the shit Kojima did.

>>380221096
It was right around the time Kojima started fancying himself as a celebrity, hanging around with hollywood producers and all that shit

>>380221416
CARAMELLLLLLL!

>>380219332
>High Trans "Special" Unit FOOD-HOUND
>Your former unit... and one that I was a commander of.
>So they're still around...
>There are six members of FOOD-HOUND involved in this shitposting activity.
>Psycho Mentos, with his powerful psychic disabilities.
>Sniper Waffle, the beautiful and deadly shitposter.
>Decoy Oranges, master of disgust.
>Vulcan Raisin, giant faggot and shemale.
>And Revolver Chocolate, specialist in ruse cruises and a fanatical fact denier.
>And finally, in charge of them... FOOD-HOUND's squad leader,
>Liquid Caramel.
>Liquid Caramel?
>The man with the same code name as you.

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De Gaulle?

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>>380221416
Because there will be multiple paths one where BigBoss was never captured and tortured.

>>380216076
I hope Kojima sits down to play it

>>380221503
These always work because Shinkawa can draw literally one face, you could probably overlay Sigints face over EVAs and it would match

>>380221651
>if DS = MGS, the thing that only video games can do will be that the sorrow will have at his disposal every person you killing in TPP

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>>380221617

>>380221827
And then he shit himself because a bunch of rookies can do a better work than him and his team.

>>380221617
Had a hearty kek, but stop promoting that faggot

>>380221443
WHO IS DOING THIS? SUCH A LUST FOR SHITPOSTING?

>>380221651
The callback to this in MGS2 is 10/10

>>380221526
I think people overestimate Fukushima's significance sometimes, but if there's a guy that could do it it could be him. That's not my issue with the idea. It's a shitty idea no matter who writes it.

The current climate for video games would more or less demand a game entirely different from the original save for the story, and we already know the story anyway. I don't see any real benefit to privileging a remake over new stuff. A remake that preserved the core game while tightening up the balancing and tidying the more arcane demands could make for a cool digital release, but a full reimagining seems rather pointless.

>>380222014
Actually one time he tried to have a team make a game of their own he made another to show them how it's really done
Proof of this is Portable ops vs Peace Walker, kojima was only one of the producers for PO.

>>380222014
>Kojima realizes this is what you can achieve when you focus on developing the game and not shitty ARGs and meme marketing
"RUH ROH"

>>380222190
>I think people overestimate Fukushima's significance sometimes
mgs 1, 2 and 3 had him, everything after that didn't. Let's leave it at that.

>>380221617
>>380222094
Fuck off, Caramel will be a MGS thread meme for a couple of days at least, like he's been before, only without the faggots taking him seriously

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>>380222014
>Kojima walks onstage
>Herro guys, it seems I was mistakenaru. Metaru Gia is bettaru offu in Konami's hands. I'm sowwy everywan. Goodbai.

>>380222190
The benefit of a remake of the first game is we have the familiar characters of Snake, BB and Gray Fox but it doesn't have to be bogged down by all that awful fucking lore

>>380221613
CHOCOLATEEEEEE

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And I got out of bounds again.

>>380222143
?

>>380222383
There's a lot more wrong with MGS4 and MGSV than just the story. I think Fukushima had a positive impact on Kojima and the series in general, but the idea he was some mastermind architect of the entire series' strengths is a delusion easily dismissed as soon as you realize Metal Gear 2 exists.

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UH GUYS

>>380222580
Play the game?

>>380222748
i have beaten it many times and do not remember this.

>>380222825
I FEEL ASLEEP

>>380222717
I CHECK MY FUCKING GAME AND NOTHING HAPPENS WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME MOTHERFUCKER WHY????

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>>380221617
>sniper waffle
>vulcan raisin
>fucking psycho mentos with his powerful psychic disabilities

>>380222525
But we don't need to see those characters again.

>>380221617
Saving this for copypasta material

>>380222659
Fukushima wrote the meat of the games, Kojima just rips off various cult movies that gamers haven't seen so they all think he's some sort of auteur.

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>>380222190
I think Fukushima was the perfect filter for Kojima. Kojima comes up with interesting ideas but goes too far with them/ or focuses on the wrong aspect of them. Like with PW. I didn't think BB actually believe the boss shit until he started having a mental breakdown and I couldn't believe how stupid it all was. Kojima needs a filter.

As for a remake. It's pointless but I don't really think it would effect much. MG1 has almost no story at all, so the most it would do is just bring in more detail and world building. It honestly can't be more pointless and unnecessary as MGSV's story was. And at least you could have a satisfying ending.

>>380223080
I'd like to add that Silent Hill does this same shit

what it will it take to get you all to accept it's not a ruse

>>380215710
Kojima's met with the director of the movie, who's a massive fan boy.

>>380223080
>Kojima went from being influenced by Lynch and Kubrick to being inspired by books they make you read in high school and breaking bad

>>380210590
You're a fun edgy boy ain't ya

>>380222951
V's last update was a long time ago. The game is pretty much dead right now I mean no body gives a shit about MGS on PC the game is full of cheater.

https://steamdb.info/app/287700/depots/

>>380222951
Did you restart steam? Try again

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>>380223080
This is true, MGSV is literally just Rambo III and Kagemusha.

>>380223335
>who's a massive fan boy
That's gonna be a problem, lots of scenes of Gray Fox jumping around with his katana and all that shit

>>380223372
Only on /v/ though
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens is kind of my life philosophy

Do you guys think the Metal Gear movie will be good though, and what do you think the plot will be?

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>>380223391
And the modding scene is worthless.

>>380223709
Big Boss (Kiefer Sutherland) has cancer and Ocelot (Will Smith) try to make his last wish true. A world with without borders.

>>380223709
>Do you guys think the Metal Gear movie will be good though
no, it won't be terrible either though
>and what do you think the plot will be?
Basically MGS1's plot, the director is a massive Gray Fox fag

>>380223080
Fukushima had nothing to do with the game design, though. And we all know he wrote the (very important) codec stuff, but the core story was always Kojima.
>>380223183
The issue I have is when people pretend Fukushima would have magically addressed every complaint people have with the games after he left. There's no way to know what kind of effect he would have had other than some (probably) more interesting dialogue in the radio/codec. I don't think the loss of Fukushima was the only blow to the series' narrative. The other major part was Kojima's reluctance to ditch the series and his spiderweb of canon he was never very elegant about weaving. MGS3 -- spoiler alert: Fukushima was still there! -- already hinted at the problems to come.

>>380223884
Fidget Spinner Ocelot to make it more modern

>>380221617
>tfw the only good content from Caramel comes from faggots making fun of him after he's been BTFO'd

Seems like it's been worth it after all.

>>380224006
>Fukushima had nothing to do with the game design, though
Then we know what Kojima should stick to, don't we?

>>380224163
Ghost Babel is one of my favorite games in the series, but it certainly doesn't have my favorite story despite some cool parts.

>>380223709
It'll be an alright action movie in general and an absolute standout in Video game movie terms.
>>380223983
Think so too, seems like a good place to start as well, some things will be cut though, the genome solider thing for example is a prime candidate of something central to the story in the game which won't be picked up in the movie, it'll get confusing in a movie alongsides the Les Entfants Terribles and explaining that one.

What I really want though is a Metal Gear: Philanthropy TV series after that, though. One of those really good and high budget ones like the ones we've had the last couple of years.

>>380224629
Pretty much this
The story is too similar to MGS1 which is already similar to MG2
I don't know why /v/ gives Fukushima so much credit

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>>380224854
mgs1
>my hand!
mgs2
>my forearm!
mgs4
>my whole arm!

>mgsV
oh

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>>380221617
Decent funposting effort
>>380224876
It's like Shakespeare. Tons of theories who was the real genius behind him.

>>380220741
>ugly spic is supposed to be representative of aryan/anglo masterrace
???

>>380211259
>>380210919
What the fuck? It looks awful, I'm a Metal Gear fan,but I'm no fanboy, I've never even played through a whole game in the series.
But it looks like an insufferably generic zombie game cashing in on an unrelated franchise with a dying trend.

>>380221617

Perfect

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>>380211681
>>380214634
Buzz Buzz

Why did everyone abandon MGO3? I never played it.
Also MGO2 Officially coming back online wed.

>>380224796
>It'll be an alright action movie in general and an absolute standout in Video game movie terms.

Why though? What makes you say that?
I see the story being cut into oblivion to make it bearable for a Hollywood audience and it otherwise being a rip off of other movies, just like the games themselves. So that it fails as a Hollywood movie as well as a video game adaptation.

>>380224796
Yeah the genome soldiers will go, along the gulf war stuff because the setting will be CURRENT YEAR. There'll be an opening prologue showing the FOXHOUND mutiny and establishing them, then some shit with snake getting brought out of retirement by Campbell. Snake, Meryl, Gray Fox (played by a black actor) and Otacon will form a loose team so the whole film isn't just snake on his phone. Meryl and Fox will probably take down a member of foxhound each so it's not just Snake going through a gauntlet of boss fights. The Naomi subplot will be played up a bit as well. The Psycho Mantis fight will have a really cringy fourth wall break, psycho mantis will wink at the camera and the footage will shake so we see the borders of the film despite the fact it was all shot on digital

blog over

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Tfw you can't cosplay any metal gear characters besides a generic soldier

>>380225452
>It's like Shakespeare
And just like with Shakespeare, the Baconians/Oxfordians in this scenario are delusional idiots, though less so since Fukushima really did have an important role in the stories.

>>380225718
Because it was just a conventional over the shoulder shooter and the Kojima vs Konami debacle left a sour taste all over that game, meanwhile MGO2 was weird and quirky

>>380225943
I'm sure Genome Soldier design is iconic.

>>380225452
And just like with Shakespeare the answer is Shakespeare.
Shakespeare is responsible for Metal Gear.

>>380225943
What's stopping you doing other characters?

I like seeing fake insiders get blown the fuck out, feels good man.

>>380226150
I'm not white

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>>380225943
>not cosplaying as "A dud!?"

It's like you don't want to drown in pussy

>>380226150
desu I'm the same because I'm fucking ugly and every character in Metal Gear is absurdly attractive.

>>380225718

I think the shitty maps is what killed it. I dont know, didnt have as much fun with it as I did with 2 or 1. I want to say there was a hacking issue too, but thats to be expected, just need quick response to it.

>>380226241
There's a good few black characters in mgs, for some reason Kojima thinks central/south americans all have brown hair, white skin and green eyes and even weirder is there's like no asians in mgs except for when Kojima puts himself in the game and credits himself as "God"

>>380225452
>>380226015
>>380226139
I don't disagree, it's just interesting to me how that seems to work. Or, take the fifth Beatle thing. There seems to be a tendency to look for possiblities to deny someone the recognition for a piece of work, though I only could speculate (not very well) to why that is.

>>380225718
Because there was fuck all support for it, 3 game modes (none of them particularly fun or interesting), 2 characters and 5 maps at launch, then there was only one expansion ages down the line which added 3 maps which were worse than the other 5, 1 game mode which was worse than the other 3 and another character which was absurdly unbalanced (which in fairness meant that it fit in perfectly given that the balance of the game is fucking abysmal.
On top of that you have the rampant hacking and a dull as doorknobs progression system.

>>380226334
Have you ever actually looked at the state of mgs cosplay? They're all fat goblins

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>>380226334
Most people on /v/ could probably pull off a decent Jimmy

>>380226673
>me on the right

>>380226558
>Mei Ling
>Literally Solid Snake
>Grey Fox
>Raiden
>Eva
>no asians
???

>>380226618
In Shakespeare's case a lot of it had to do with snobbery.

>>380215030
I'm already a demon

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>>380219540
To be fair some doods with beards look a lot older than when they have no beard.

>>380226778
you wear a purple/pink skintight polymer bodysuit? Fag.

I miss caramel. Why did people hate him again? he used a tripcode, if you really couldn't stand his conspiracy theory you could at least filter it

I'm mexican brown who the hell could I cosplay

>>380226780
>solid snake
>grey fox
>raiden
>asian
The fuck you on about and no that donor egg shit doesn't count
>eva
>fuckton of surgery to look white

>>380226951
Nobody because Metal Gear is not for Spics.

Imagine cosplaying a t from csgo

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>>380226780
>>Literally Solid Snake
Yeah but he was modded and looks like his papa. Same with Liquid. They might have used a Japanese woman but they made sure they were Big Boss copies.

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fuck you Caramel I actually ran to my computer first thing this morning hoping the ruse was real and all I got was Sonys shitshow

>>380227014
Big Boss is literally half Japanese
Raiden is literally half Japanese
Gray Fox is literally half Japanese
Eva has a ton of surgery because she was a spy, quit moving the goalposts.

>>380225943
>Not cosplaying as mother fuckin' Johnny Sasaki

>>380227195
Eva is Chinese, the Jap blood comes from Big Boss being half Japanese.

Oh, also Kaz.

>>380225748
>story being cut
Oh, it will be, that doesn't have to be bad, though. Didn't mean by video game movie that it will be very faithful to the video game, but that it will be a good adaption based on a video game - look at Postal by Boll, for example. Though I hope there will be more connections to MGS in it's movie compared to that, because unlike Postal, there is some basis to adapt from.
>failing as a Hollywood movie
It might, I can't see that happening though, because if you break MGS down to it's core, it's pretty much the most straightforward Hollywood action tropes you can imagine, so, they would have to try to get those wrong, I believe. Obviously, we'll see, you could very well be right.
>>380225813
That's the biggest problem I see with MGS 1 as a basis for the movie, actually. Most of the characters can be established - even Gray Fox and Big Boss - very quickly without much exposition, because their role is pretty basic in the story ultimativley. Big Boss is just gonna be a personified MacGuffin and the greatest human being ever, or at least, that's how the other characters describe and talk about him, Gray Fox is Snakes gay crush and very important to him, they have history - it depends on how much involvement he gets, because like you've said, you can't have Snake always calling around and stuff, there needs to be much more interaction between the characters face to face compared to the game, and there, I think, the biggest problem comes up.

>>380227214
>Big Boss is literally half Japanese
source
>Raiden
source
>Gray Fox
>Portable Ops canon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If Snake was an accomplished agent by the time of Snake Eater and presumably had at least one kill under his belt, why did the game act like the story was like taking away his innocence?

>>380209912
Can we make a caramel hate thread for the lul?

>>380227441
Because his mission was to kill his mentor

>>380227014
Gray Fox was half-Vietnamese.
>>380227214
All signs point to Big Boss and his clones being white, though. The original backstory doesn't seem to hold anymore. In MGS4 the game links Raven's comment in MGS1 to the egg donor, and Big Boss never mentions his Japanese ancestry to Miller when it would have been an obvious time to mention it given their tapes on Japan. Miller really was always half-Japanese though, so it's hilarious how white he ended up looking in later games.

>>380227214
Stop reading the Metal Gear Wiki, it's a mess of non canon

>>380226942
Derailing every MGS thread, so yeah, you could block him, but the post remaining would just be people believing in him or trying to convince him otherwise, and it would make the whole thing pretty pointless. Also faggots like that:
>>380221617

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>>380227293
Maybe she was just born in China

>>380227441
Might have been trained and already in missions, but he was absolutely naive the whole time, and that naiviety is the thing that is being lost, or you could say, it's his innocence. The killing he's done before is something he didn't question for a second, because he was convinced of doing the right thing.

>>380227214
>blue eyed, blond haired asians
sure thing bud

>>380214634
it is indeed an inquisitive housefly

>>380227414
Solid Snake has Japanese Heritage, Heritage he would not have gained from EVA (especially seeing as he is a clone and not a normal human) who was Chinese.
I could've sworn there was a codec conversation with Rose in MGS2 about Raiden's Japanese heritage but I can't find such a thing.

Portable Ops is canon until anything presented later contradicts it.
>>380227546
It's a typical thing in Japanese media to make white characters half Japanese.

>>380227491
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>380210657

>>380227969
>has literally never consumed a single piece of Japanese media in his life
lol.

>>380227491
Another one? It'll derail into a Spiderman thread in no time. Also, just hate him here. Like the quote from that guy:

>>380227648
Don't know what your problem is, the guy you're quoting is at least trying to be original unlike Caramelfags with their constant diet of NGBO and PyhtonSelkan.

>>380226857
Care to elaborate? I don't need the full story, just a gist of what you mean by snobbery, and if that might be applicable to Kojima in this situation. Just really curious as to why stuff like that happens.

>>380227648
>Also faggots like that:

Seems like someone is butthurt over a lack of (you)s. :^)

>>380228018
Snake got less than 1% of the japanese egg donor's DNA, this is explained in mgs4, that's hardly half-japanese. The guy telling him he has Japanese heritage is a shaman who speaks in riddles

>>380228283
Some scholars obsessed with class couldn't reconcile Shakespeare's skill with his relatively mundane/humble Stratford roots. There's more to it than that, but that's a large part of it.

>>380224796
>What I really want though is a Metal Gear: Philanthropy TV series

Feels like I've heard that idea befoire, not sure where though, but man, that could be something.
Surveillance, terrorism, politics, the lone wolf good guy attitude of the whole things, twists.. you could do a lot with that material.

>>380227293
Sorry to burst your weeb bubble but Japanese are descendants of the Chinese.

>>380228108
>Metal Gear is an anime

>>380228738
Oh okay. Yeah, that sounds more like a problem rooted in the 18th centur than something that would be the case with Kojima.

>>380228796
muh Jomon

>>380226951
Venom Snake

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>this is what Kojima thinks a Mexican looks like

>>380229342
You wouldn't happen to be doing the ol' shitpostaroo, would you?

>>380228827
>it isn't
???

>>380226951
Just be a Mother Base soldier.

I'm mulatto and briefly considered it, if I could spare the cash.

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>>380221617
>CARAMEL BTFO
>>CARAMEL BTFO
>CARAMEL BTFO
>>CARAMEL BTFO
>CARAMEL BTFO
>>CARAMEL BTFO
>CARAMEL BTFO
>>CARAMEL BTFO

>>380229342
That's what the Spaniards looked like before they made the unfortunate mistake of breeding with the natives rather than genociding them.
Also she's Costa Rican.

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>>380209607
How silly.

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>>380229585

wait till wednesday. and if nothing wednesday, wait until canavero kills a man

>>380229803
>Spanish
>Blonde
>Blue eyed

The Spanish got MOORED centuries before they went to the new world

Where's the Caramel suicide stream?

>>380221617
>FOOD-HOUND
god damn why does that make me laugh so hard

when is survive out?

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>>380230459
Wednesday, Kojima will be there and Low Roar are playing

>>380211681
Muchas gracias medico

>>380230706
When this has been done:
>>380230459

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>>380227969
>this is a half asian in japan

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>>380215030
>>380219332
>>380221617
>Revolver Chocolate

>>380215030
this thread is amazing

>MGS thread after Caramel has been suicided by Sony and Spiderman
>still running fairly decently (250 posts) with a good mix of memes, shitposting and actual discussion

It's good to be back. Though I wonder if this thread is being helped by Caramel missing or because of the celebratory emotions after him getting BTFO.

>>380230905
Does Kojimbo not Know how ethnicities work or what?

>>380230905
>Kojima inserts half asians everywhere in the game
>absolutely fucking refuses to give them any asian features
>except for the mei ling who's like something out of Imperial Japanese propaganda
What's his issue?

>>380231160
It's pretty clear from MGS1 that he slept though an intro class to genetics and figured he knew all the important stuff.

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>>380231147
It's elation at Caramel's FOXDIE kicking in and the return to normality

>>380212847
>>380212945
>trip
I want newfags to stop posting and go back to lurking

>>380231323
>no no no it wasn't me who was stupid and got genetics wrong, it was liquid! Yes, that's right.

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>>380230972
>>380221617
>Decoy Oranges

>>380231383
What do you call it, Methuselah?

There is a small Kojima ruse happening right now. He said 'Death Stranding' won't be at E3 because they're choosing to just keep working on it, but he himself is going to be part of the new 'E3 Coliseum' show on the 14th - hosted by Geoff Keighley. With live music by Low Roar.

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>>380228718
Yeah, David doesn't look Japanese. He looks like his sexy daddy.

>>380231610
We'll get another 2deep4u short film with another hollywood c-lister

>>380231540
Not him, but there's a pretty fucking obvious difference between a namefag and a tripfag, newfriend.

>>380231771
It's the same shit grandpa, don't burst your colostomy bag over le mongolian basket weaving forum's lingo

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>>380232056
>is wrong
>gets told
>starts shitposting profusely
You sure proved me wrong, faggot.

>>380227115
kys

>>38023222
>convinces himself he's in an argument so he can say "i win"
lol oldfags, when will they learn

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>>380230972
>>380231524
>>380221617
>Psycho Mentos

>>380210657
So auto-graph anon wasn't bullshitting. Neat.

>>380222906
>>380232595

>>380231760
Yep. Probably live-orchestrated by Low Roar, which could be really cool. I'm thinking the significance of the ruse is that it's time for the 'shocking reveal' that 'Death Stranding' is actually just the subtitle (as was predicted after the first reveal, because really it's a terrible title). "BRIDGES: Death Stranding"

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>>380232595
A Heinz D?!

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>>380232595
Snake, take out your mentos and put it in the other hole

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>>380232595
>>380221617
>Sniper Waffle

L... LOOK OUT, SNAKE!
THERE ARE FOUR CARAMELS IN THIS THREAD WITH YOU

Are they remaking MGS3 or something?

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>>380233017
>>380233143
>Nothing. I just didn't expect a world-class designer of culinary technology to be so... cute.

>>380227441
>>380227872
This, 'innocence' is not to have never done wrong (or not done some particular wrong), it is the absence of guilt/doubt.

>>380232595
>>380230972
>>380221617
>>380233017
>>380233347
Goddamn it
This is the fucking /v/ I've been missing

>>380209521
nothing happened

waiting for his suicide stream and update

>diamond dogs logos at OKB Zero
What did it mean?

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>>380221617
>Decoy Oranges

>>380234665
You knew!?

>>380232595
>Psycho Mentos has the power to read people's minds. He's got the DARPA Chef's secret recipe!

>>380234412
Dude what?

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>>380234665

Caramel once again proven to be a dumb faggot and a shitposting loser. Sad as fuck. Get a life you piece of shit.

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>>380233017
>>380233812
>>380221617
>Wow... he must be crazy to fly a Heinz in this kind of weather.
>Who's that?
>Oh sorry. I haven't introduced you two yet.
>This is Chow Mein Dumpling. She was assigned as our vanilla and digestive processing analyst.
>She designed your cookdec as well as your Soliton ramen system.
>Contact her if you have any questions about either of them.
>Nice to meet you, Caramel.
>It's an honor to speak to a living legend like yourself.
>......
>What's wrong?
>>380233812

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>>380209521
Either there was going to be more Metal Gear or Caramel was going to be eternally BTFO after a year of shitposting. Either way, this was a good E3.

>tfw the best thing out of this E3 was a tripfag getting BTFO'd

>>380236378
The food parodies caused by it here are way funnier than most stuff on /v/ these days

>>380232056
>le mongolian basket weaving

Haha you sure do fit in here with your irrelevant shitposts. Die.

>Snack, did you like my Sunny D?

RECESSIVE MEMES

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>>380234158
>>380236638
Reminds me of the Snickers snacklish MGS stuff.

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>>380236865
I miss fun

>>380236114
>a good E3

Are you an absolute madman?
Maybe for giving reason to your alcoholism.

>>380211539
Fail-safe measure during cloning.

>>380237089
Don't we all

/v/ needs more effort and OC instead of the same old, same old.

>>380236645
>coming back an hour later to bitch some more
kek u mad lil bitch?

>>380235768
>>380221617
>Snack, you're the only one who doesn't know. Poor food.
>Who are you anyway!?
>I'll tell you everything you want to know. If you come to where I am, that is.
>Where are you?
>Very close by.
>Snake, that's not Blaster Chiller!
>Campbell, you're too late.
>Blaster Chiller's body was just discovered at his home. He's been dead for at least three days. I didn't know because my Cookdec link with Master was cut off. But Chow Mein Dumping said his transmission signal was coming from inside the base!
>So who is it?
>Snack, you've been talking to... Me... dear brother.
>Liquid!? How the...!?
>You've served your purpose. You may brine now!

>mfw slowly starting to doubt myself and thinking caramel MIGHT be right, even if it's a small chance
Get me off the ride

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>>380235768
>Chow Mein Dumpling
>Colonel Campbell's Soup
Sides? SIDES?
SIIIIIIIIIIIDES!

>Meal Beer Salted 3: Snack Eater

This thread is dumb, but not as dumb as these used to be

>>380232595
>you enjoy crash bandicoot!

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>Not even a HD collection for PC/current gen

>>380219761
that's snake you shit

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>me, going on /v/ during lunch break
>Catalog
>"Oh boy, a Metal Gear thread!"
>R: 310 / I: 68
>Expecting it to be full of Caramel and rusefaggots and people trying to discuss and push back and kill any decent discussion
>walk in
>Food puns
>Food puns everywhere
>"What?"
>No Caramel
>Reading about why no Caramel
>Read the food puns
>Best MGS thread in a long time

Well, it's been a good morning so far.

>>380239394
Caramel approved

is it gay if it's big boss?

>>380232056
retard

filled out a captcha just to call you that

>>380239673
>born 20 years after the Korean war
>a Korean war vet
You seem confused

>>380210039
Well don't you look kinda stupid now.

>>380240426
>he's still absolutely raging over getting BTFO
>coming back hourly to tell me how mad he is
Kek, this is great lads

>>380213302
I can't wait for your suicide stream

>>380225418
MGS3
>MY EYE

>>380221617
>>380235768
>>380238162
These are actually decent, for /v/, at least.
Good job

>>380240795
ocelot didnt lose a eye in snake eater tho what

>>380241105
Yeah, the only thing Ocelot lost in Snake Eater was his dignity

>>380209751
>>380209912
>>380227491
CARAMEL WENT INTO HIDING SINCE HIS GRAND EXPERIMENT

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>KEPT YOU BAKING, HUH?

>>380210768
>>380210919
>>380211259
I'm a brainless consumer buying all that's released. I can't control my wallet, so let shit games come to me.

I bet you also buy EA products.

>>380241204
>Over a decade later
>people still don't realize ocelot was pretending to be retarded

The fuck, they skipped the last event release. They've broken their own pattern of scheduled releases for content...did they do it just to fuck with Caramel?

Guess I gotta wait for 2 more weeks to develop the last weapons...

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>>380241204

>Glad you could bake it, Uther
>Food analogies
>now this
What is it with /v/'s affinity for edibles?

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>watched sony e3 for rusins
>discovered this!!!

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>>380235049
>DARPA Chef
Underrated.

>>380241204
And his true love

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Guys
GUYS
What if...
The Foodposters..
ARE
CARAMEL WITHOUT TRIP?

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>>380230391
spanish guy here. blond and blue eyed. And no, we didn't got moored, in fact we reconquista'ed the shit out of them

>>380241565
Guess what the only thing is /v/ does asides from breathing, sleeping, vidya and shitposting? :^)
Protip: there is a reason the sterotypical neckbeard is fat.

>>380235049
>>380241931
Holy fuck, didn't even read that precisely
Well played, well played

>>380242091
1000 years later we won i swear !

>>380218075
>>MGSV got fucked over so cavemen could play it on xbox 360
I love this meme.