The last game you played is now a dating sim. How is it?
>smash bros. melee
>Persona 5
So nothing changes
>>380206163
like fat cosplay orgy at katsucon
>>380205914
>Nier: Automata
Oh boy...
>BotW
You know who I'm going for.
>dota
I wanna fugg TA and PA
But the new Fire Emblem games are pretty much already a dating simI haven't played echoes but I've heard that's not the case. Is this true?
>mass effect andromeda
>it already is a dating sim
>>380205914
Kyanna = Beli > Aiko >>>>>>>>>>>>rest
>>380205914
mount and blade warband
>>380207414
did you butsex the tranny krogan?
>>380205914
How the fuck do you make dirt 4 into a dating sim game? You woo the cars or something?
>>380205914
so just an akihabra dating sim?
>dead space
Isaac and the marker are the best couple
>>380205914
>Daggerfall
There are tons of girls to choose from. They're all autistic.
>>380205914
>brave frontier
holy shit
I'm now on an FBI watchlist.
>>380205914
i played hunie pop
now what fagtron
>>380205914
>implying I play vidya
>>380207510
I don't do interspecies. I wanna romance but can't, I hate Cora. Did bang Peebee "no string attached' in the escape pod, they're practically blue lesbian humans
>Fable
It already was.
>>380207281
yeah none of that shit is in echoes at all
>>380205914
>Cookie Clicker
>>380205914
>crossout
DUDE CAR GF LMAO
>>380207785
wanna romance *Suvi
Crosscode. That might be pretty decent honestly.
>Tekken 7
wanna go on a date by the cliff?
>>380205914
>tekken 7
tekken has top tier waifusand husbandosso i am 100% okay with that.
>>380207458
this
this man knows what's good
>>380205914
>Factorio
I end up as an egg dumpster.
>>380205914
>How is it?
Bretty good.
>>380205914
heaven
>Pokemon
PERFECT
>>380207927
hey good taste, anon
>>380205914
>Realm of the Mad God
Oh, yeah. Those pixels sure are appealing.
>Friday the 13th
Tsundere or Yandere Jason?
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
>"Oh Recon-kun, your M95's barrel is so long..."
>New Vegas
Guess I'm gonna fuck Cass.
pomf =3
>Counter Strike
B-but I’m a terrorist, you can’t-Get outta there it’s gonna blow!
>I'm not your father
>dwarf fortress
extremely stilted and on-the-nose writing
unbelievably thorough anatomical descriptions of every physical contact
holding hands while walking triggers a bug that makes your hand fall off
sex is coming in a later updatehe he he
>>380208092
T-thank you!
>>380208150
He transcends both
>>380207858
>cookie clicker
>in 2017
>Shadow Warrior
Looks like I'm gonna get the Lo Wang
>>380205914
>Persona 5
Not much changes to be honest.
>Star Ocean 3
Maria is best girl
>>380205914
>dark souls 2
well...some of the bosses aren't too ugly if I do say so myself
>>380205914
>2.50 American Deutchmarks on GoG
talk me out of it
>>380205914
>Tekken 7
Pretty good.
>Zero no Kiseki
I guess I get to go with Elie?
>>380207281
Echoes is a remake of an already outdated game where they fixed pretty much nothing but made the presentation nicer.
>>380205914
>NekoPara
:thinking:
>>380208610
Royal Rat Authority is actually pretty kawaii
Elona+.
Could be amazing.
>>380208671
>talk me out of it
no
>Disgaea D2
I want to cum inside Etna
>>380205914
>Hexcells Infinite
Are Number 6 Black Hexagons sluts getting bukakked by exploding orange particles?
Well shit. My options are a bit limited, because almost everybody that's not in the party will die.
>>380208114
My nigga
>>380208939
>not inside priest female (male)
>>380205914
>EU3
I'm going to marry all the German minors!
>Yokai Watch
isn't fucking ghosts some form of necrophilia?
>>380207458
>Kyanna
>good
if you like her then you're a literal cuck, since she's a single mom
roblox
>Terraria
I mean. It certainly has enough characters, but the pixelated style ain't gonna do much for nobody.
AUDREY > rest >>>>>>>> poo in loo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gamur girl
>>380208086
*image of incredible disgust*>tfw got new computer today and haven't moved all my reaction images over
>metal slug
its been done
>>380205914dota 2
I guess I will be attempting to woo angry russian teenagers with my sick plays
>>380209132
I think it only counts as necrophilia if there's a corpse involved. Other types of manifestations are all right.
>>380205914
Fuck ton of choices.
>>380205914
I just played AA2, I'm not sure what changes. Maybe dates are expanded upon instead of being a black screen?
>Animal Crossing New Leaf
Nice
>>380207458
Amazing taste
>>380205914
>100% OJ
Time to cuck the shit outta Tomomo for Suguri.
>>380205914
Not much of an option here.
>>380205914
>La-Mulana
Love interests include
-Mulbruk, the dopey headed lazy girl. Surprisingly knowledgeable. Likes to eat.
-Queen of Fairies. Friendly, kind, fancy, and insecure about her age. Runs her fairy harem as though it's a brothel. No real sex is had. But she id the Madam, and she controls the work of all her fairies. Career type. Bit of a workaholic. She will fit you into her schedule.
-The Maiden from Gate of Illusion. Perpetually tragic, uses any opportunity as an excuse to kill herself.(which she can't do but she goes through with it anyway) Low self esteem, extra clingy.
-The feisty store owner in town. Mostly grounded, but hot temper. Gets mad if things don't go her way. But equally as passionate, as she is hot blooded.
-Tiamat. Initially doesn't give a shit about your existence. Treats you like a play thing. Quick to give a cold shoulder if you don't have anything of interest for her. Eventually turns and becomes hyper possessive. You can't escape her, and becomes engulfed in her world.
Every step of the game is potentially perilous, and requires the solving of obtuse riddles. Gaining access to a sex scene, requires a 5 part puzzle.
>>380205914
>Black Desert Online
TITTAAAYYS
>bloodborneamygdala>winter lantern> iosefka > doll > arianna > adella > annalise > fake iosefka > lady maria
>>380205914
>Dies Irae
Nothing has changed.
>XCOM 2
S N E K
W A I F U S
>>380210371
what game?
>>380207458
LITERALLY a cuck
Actual power rating is
Aiko>= Beli > Bro fairy > rest
>>380205914
>FTL
>K-Kestrel-senpai...
>>380210506
>new bond system between squadmates
>new ally faction made up of defected aliens
>can recruit from the new factions
>>380205914
Pes 2017...shit
>>380205914
>tekken 7
i get to date the robot, it's pretty good.
>>380210778
[spoilers]Read the filename.
>>380205914
IT CAN'T BRING ME ACTUAL HAPPINESS NOR ACTUAL LOVE OR SEX OR INTIMACY
I DON'T NEED IT
>>380211158
Who made it?
>Starcraft 2.
Not into Monster girls and Dr.Hanson was just crap. That leaves Vorazun, Nova, and Selendis.
Guess I be pursuing Nova since she actually has a vagina.
>>380211040
Dem Tights... Damn gurl... Nice
Well, I'm set.
No, I couldn't be satisfied with a game of Overwatch. I just had to end the night with some Alien: Isolation.
>>380211376http://www.serotoninphobia.info/experiment-log/003016/
Hey I didn't fuck up the spoiler this time.
Oh no
>>380209205
>fuck her while her son watches
>being a cuck
>>380211040
You're going to have to go through Lars, first.
Titanfall 2
>Super Mario World
A game devoid of waifus.
>Brain Age
So Dr. Kawashima is going to date my if I ace all the brain training?
I don't really want this. Maybe if they substitute him with an assortment of anime girls.
Ummmmmmmmm.
I dont want to fuck this thing
>>380211817
then you'd be a cuck AND a pedo.
>Final Fantasy XV
>have to choose between Iris or Aranea
Guess it's time to go for a harem bad ending. I always was horrible with choices.
>>380209132
You have a choice of Lady Longnek, Everfore, and Blizzaria. You lucky bastard.
>>380205914
>Witcher 3
Well, the romantic elements are in there already. I guess it could be worse.
>>380205914
CS GO
I guess I'm now a 1000+ hr expert on 2-min speed dating with mostly random russians.
>Left 4 Dead 2
Zoey and Rochelle are cute! And, I guess the witch isn't too bad for being dead. Spitter, though...
>>380205914
>BF1
Oh boy 1914s nurse dating
>War Thunder
The Panzer 38 is kind of cute I guess
>MGSV
>be Russian conscript
>Get captured and sent to mother base
>Ocelot interrogates you for a half hour in real time
>You think he's gay for you you're not that sure
>Highest skill you have is like a C rank in medicine so they just have you pass out pills in paper cups
>get to meet some of the female recruits
>can train to build up your rank
>impress her in CQC training ect
>bond builds to almost S rank where you get to the H scenes
>hit S rank
>CHAPTER 2
>you only get to redo certain events from the past chapter.
>CHAPTER 3
>You replay the whole interrogation scene with Ocelot except you find out that he wasn't really gay for you, but for the boss, he just thought kissing you on the cheek with his shirt off would make you uncomfortable
>>380206163
Team Fortress 2 here, decided your picture works for it as well.
>Minecraft
Endergirl Master race.
>persona 5
nothings changed so its still GOTY
>>380210426
>forgetting Baphomet
Some of the mini bosses looked pretty feisty too
>>380205914
>Artificial Academy 2
Nothing changes.
>>380211583
wut game
>>380212218
>arenea
>character whos around for a few points in the game even joining for an entire chapter
>iris
>gladios sister who talks to you twice and comes on a car ride and thats it
iris is a slut for noctis anyway and arenea is a pure christmas cake fighter
>>380210841
Fairy is 9GAG incarnate.
>Dark Souls 2
Can I fuck the Emerald Herald?
>>380212218
if only YW3 was out
>>380205914
FOR HONOR
>be conqueror
>meet female conqueror
>like her alot so you try asking her out on a date
>word choices pops up and your left with four lines to choose from
>1"hey I noticed you and you look very beautiful especially with all that viking blood over your shield and samurai guts on your flail, wanna go out for dinner?"
>2"hello there beautiful, I seen you standing here and you looked very lonely, would you like to hang out sometimes?"
>3"hey there darling! Wow you look hot in that outfit and I love your looks! Wanna go on a romantic getaway?"
>4"DURRRRR I IZ CONQUEROR AND I IZ STROOOOONK!!! YOU CONQUEROR TOO! WANT PLAY LEGOS AND FINGER PAINT TOGETHERRRRR HURRRRR RAAAH RAAH RAH RAHHHH"
>you choosed number 4 and she responds with smile on her face
>"I LIKEZ LEGOS TOOOOOO AND FINGER PAINTING! LET'S GO PLAY TOGETHER RAH RAH RAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
>you and her are not playing legos and finger painting together on a romantic date before the Lawbringer comes into the living room with you and your now girlfriend's favorite food
>fresh cooked blueberry waffles with orange juice and animal crackers for you and her
>you eat with your date as you both watch spongebob squarepants together
>>380205914
including F2P browser games, Forge of Empires: you build an empire, to get chicks, makes sense
excluding F2P browser games, Battlefield Bad Company: one word, GAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
>pathologic classic HD
I can see this working but I'm pretty sure it would end horribly.
>>380207732
ur so rite bro thats a game for kids alright
godhand
>*Spank*
>You're loco chica!
>I'm hungry hungry!
>What the hell...
>MY ARM ARM MY ARM ARM SUMMON UP DA POWER OF THE GOD HAND!
>>380205914
>King of Fighters XIV
So Days of Memories
>Mass Effect 3
So the exact same then.
>Runescape
they add a gay pride parade
>>380213254
Wouldn't Baphomet be the trap of the group?
>>380205914
>Planet Master
Gives a whole new meaning to 'fuck the world'. ...Though I get the feeling Cygni would shiv me the second she saw me with any of the others
>FE Heroes
>If not counting mobage, then Rabi-Ribi
Absolutely fucking n/u/clear
>Project Mirai DX
Weird thing that I was literally asking for this as I finished playing it
>Titanfall2
I want to date Legion
>Fire Emblem Fates
Well that isn't much different
Wipeout Omega Collection
Stay away from my AG Systems shipfu
>R6: Siege
>Date options are shooting range, obstacle course or hostage rescue
Sounds pretty good to me.
>>380214962
your shipfu is a slut
>>380205914
>victor vran
eh could be worse
>>380213850
>4
>>380213254
Baphomet is a trap, like the other anon pointed out.
And the mini bosses are that: Mini bosses. I picked 5 characters with personality.
> Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds on the DS
So basically all the dates are just 'romantic' duels, right?
>>380214962
I thought that pic was a dust buster until I clicked on it.
>>380216087
>>380214962
Talk about 'eat my dust'
>>380205914
>league of legends
pretty comfy lots of hot grills
>Amnesia: Memories
No change there, then. I'm just playing it because four out of the five routes are insane and the only one that's pretty much fine has so many belts on his coat that he belongs in Tales of Zestiria. But that's not in the same league as getting locked in a cage by your yandere childhood friend.
>ESO
So, the whole game is riften?
>>380205914
>Ori and the Blind Forest
I don't think that works in the slightest
>Total War Warhammer
wot
>>380218149Dwarf pussy crusade
>XCOM with Piratez Mod
My
Fucking
DICK
>DooM 4
Hrmmmmmm
>Bully
Now it would be even closer to being the Western equivalent of a Japanese high school simulator; that's pretty cool. Also deeper characterization for the kissable girls is pretty nice, so that they're not just Bully's equivalent of buying armor in GTA.
>>380209953
delet this
>>380209953
post more of this
>Darkest Dungeon
PD best girl
>fallout 2
>tribal women, raider chicks, Female Enclave recruitsdeathclaws
>Heroes of the Storm
oh baby
>>380205914
>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
>>380218660
>things good so far
>cacodemon with pink hair
>Hearts of Iron 4
>Pokemon Clover
oh god
>>380223380
The 4chan version?
>HoTS
I think I have every fetish possible covered.
>>380206163
Ohhh, I finally get this picture.
>>380224575
I don't
>>380224849
It's a bunch of wieners
Get it?
>>380221539
Vinny really makes me hot and bothered. I'll never get to touch his moustache. Why do I even exist on this earth if I can't??
>>380225027
as in penis or dogs?
>>380225231
>Game you last played is now a dating sim
>Image reply with a bunch of wieners for Smash Bros
C'mon, anon
>>380224537
That's not Tyrande
Tyrande best waifu
Metro 2033 I don't know how that would work other than if she was in another station and you had to fight to get to dates on time or take them out to see shit.
>>380225352
>Not wanted a pure Elf
Have fun with Malfs leftovers.
>Pokemon Rom Hack
I'd really rather not
>>380225350
OH I get i now.
>>380226190
Is Pokemon clover really still a thing? I thought I died out a long time ago. Havent been really keeping up
>>380205914
>From the Depths
"Scarlet-Dawn-kun, my hips are moving on their own!"
>>380226486
Why did that give me a boner
>kingdom hearts 1
Depends if it's for girls or boys. If it's for dudes, I'm going for Jasmine. For girls, Squall.
>>380226315
I have no fucking clue. I'm playing Pokemon Dark Rising which is basically just Pokemon with the difficulty curve of Dark Souls
I have two badges and I'm stuck at a mandatory fight against a Lvl 50 Entei
>>380226860
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>binding of Isaac
Not too excited to date a crying child.
>>380205914
>FE:Fates
So nothing changes
>>380205914
>tf2
Gaaaaaay
>>380227698
Because I was tweaking for a hardcore JRPG grindfest ala SMT?
>>380205914
>Secret of Mana
I am going to fuck him/her
>>380205914
Ck2....
>>380205914
>Waifuwatch
Do I even really need to say it?
>>380229848
Will you be able to make Reaper a happy man?
>>380205914
>Pokemon red
Neat
>>380205914
>dungeon keeper
you build a fuck dungeon for monster girls and get to fuck when you possess them with the spell
>>380205914
>Duck Game
>Dota 2
CM, Drow and Windranger
>Undertale
What would count as the Genocide route in a dating sim?
>>380205914
Banjo-Kazooie
>guh-huh
>Warframe
... My mains are Nova and Mag... I'm okay with this.
>>380207458
>>380210841
I like Momo and Kyu.
>Mass Effect 3
Must pick a best girl.
>>380205914
>suikoden 1
I'm ok with this
You know a puzzle dating game is fun but I want to see a fighting dating game.
>>380229848
i'm going to date fareeha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>380212153
All sex scenes involve you and your partner tumbling together off a cliff, then you wake up with a headache.
>World of warships
Hmm.
>>380205914
>Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies
If I can date Trucy, it will be fine
>>380233218
I am going to marry that pagoda.
>>380205914
>sa2
at least best girl is in it
>Just Cause 2
YES! Now I can finally bone Bolo Santosi even though she's kind of a bitch.
>>380205914
>Tekken 7
Probably the only way Lili can get into Asuka's pants
> date-sim ?
Illusion school mate 2
>Fire Emblem Echoes
So it's Awakening
>Hotline Miami 2
I can finally date the thick-foreskinned detective Manny Pardo.
Nothing in this game is remotely fuckable, what's going to happen?
>>380205914
>C&C Generals
Pretty shit tbqh
>>380208075
I want to marry Stella!
>>380205914
Warhammer 40000 - Dawn of War - Soulstorm.
Well, guess the Sisters need some "company".
And by company I mean intenseHandholding.
>>380205914
>Payday 2
Hmm...Hmm...
>>380205914
>>380206163
>>380212850
Yeeep
>Civ 5
Oh yes.
FTL
Could be interesting if you kept original mechanics.
>KanColle
Yes
>overwatch
sold
Sengoku Rance, so pretty amazing.
Nothing changes
>>380205914
>Warframe
I'm...not entirely sure.
>>380205914
Cataclysm DDA, well shit.
>>380214962
I mean, there even was a loyalty meter.
>>380235475
already workin on it senpai
>Divine Divinity
Nothing funny to say to that, really.
>>380237985
How's the date going with that zombie hulk?
Lot of people playing Tekken 7
Must be fun
>>380237985
Go die/date somewhere else, I don't want to see what's going to happen.
>>380234687
>Lili touching waifu
Don't you dare.
>>380233864
At least it's definitely a she.
Also, better than marrying the Berlin wall.
>Trails in the Sky SC
Its finally time for Josete to shine
>Monster Hunter
It would certainly be...unique to choose a monster waifu.
>>380238839
S-stop playing with ym feelings Anon kun
>>380205914
PUYO PUYO TETRIS! YES! YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0tJvQvmlI
>>380205914
>Toontown
>>380205914
>maverick bird
oh the fuck?
>Pokemon Fire Red
Gonna go for Erika.
Crusader Kings 2, nothing changes
>Nuclear Throne
Pretty dang good, I hope it doesn't run 30 fps as well
>Sly & the Thevius Raccoonus
I guess I'm sticking it in Carmelita then. unless sequels count, in which case pic related's gettin the dick.
>>380238839
You are fucking legend, anon. May the Emperor bless you.
>>380221041
>hots
this. imagine the possibilities? chromie would be best girl though.
>>380226058
>sylvanas
>pure
she was fucking nathanos when they were both still alive
>gwent
I think I'm ok.
>>380243434
you date the cards dummy
>>380212827
Holy shit, I really want Chapter 1 of that.
>>380243561
Movie cards my friend
>>380238839
Why romancing one, when Sisters can share?
>>380244000
>imperial citizens
>polygamy outside of specially permitted cultural reasons
heresy
these sisters must be purged
>Puyo Puyo Tetris
It'd be very similar to Hunniepop I'd imagine.
>>380205914
>GTA V
>I'll avoid Trevor route every day
>Saints Row
Sweet, Kinzie is basically my perfect girl!
Brigador...
I'm gonna pick up so many chicks at the funerals of all the civilians my mech intentionally steps on.
>>380205914
>kritika
There's already hot anime chicks everywhere. So it's basically huniepop by korean devs.
>Starsector
I guess shipfus, then.
>World of Tanks
It's going to be very, very weird and end with me getting a long, throbbing Royal Ordnance L7 up the butt.
>Pathologic
Dating the townsfolk while solving an epidemic. Not a bad idea actually
>>380248064
You, at least, are going to be analblasted by only one gun...
Uhhh, I think the game has one woman in it.
>>380205914
Filled with diplomacy, decieving your opponents, mercyless beatdowns, claiming their land and wealth, constant worry, taking risks, possibly loosing it all with in one big war.
Not that different.
>>380205914
I'm not sure.
>>380251043
Now I want a dating sim focused on politics, diplomacy and forming strategic alliances.
>>380251231
CAPTCA ate my picture.
>>380251043
>>380251325
Literally CK2
>>380251490
That's incest simulator.
>>380244201
Can't be Heresy when it is the will of the Ecclesiarchy and Teh Emprah.
>>380205914
I don't fucking know.
>>380205914
>Monster Hunter X
C-can I date the Guildmarm?
>>380205914
>They grew up and are now 15 year olds
Would the game still be good?
>>380208086
>>380209371
Pikachu is love
Pikachu is life
>>380205914
How the fuck are you supposed to date Abathur?
>>380251043