Worst E3 ever?

>>380198135
Who do you think that is there?

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>>380198308
That is there.

>>380198135
Nah, just mediocre. No big upsets of any kind except for Bethesda trying to sell mudcrab armor.

Unless Nintendo pulls a new Metroid Prime out of their ass, this year's event will have been a complete snoozefest.

PLEASE SAVE E3 DOUGIE JONES

90% western trash so yeah. It was pretty bad

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IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
AAAAAAAAAHAH

>>380198135
Worst Ive seen coop

>>380198308
The good announcements are above the convenience store.

>>380198135
>using twin peaks dougie pic
my nigga

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Leave Nintendo to me.

At... Least we have wolfenstein and metro...

Do you think Coop will still be autistic in episode 6?

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>>380198135
Sony saved e3 this year

>>380199403
He'll be that way all season.

the details they announced re: BG&E2 made me wish the game didn't exist. and I've been waiting for a sequel for 10+ years. worst e3, nothing even comes close

>>380199480
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>380198135
>When you've been on v for the last handful of e3s.

NEW FAGS LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BAD E3 LOOKS LIKE

>>380199607
L Y N C H E D

>sony drops the ball horrendously
>"waaah E3 was awful"
lol get fucked. how does it feel that microsoft won?

>>380199480
This has to be bait. Sony showed the same conference they did last year.

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>Ubisoft is currently winning E3
>fucking UBISOFT
THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE

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>mfw video games are bad but twin peaks season 3 turned out to be the best show in a long time

>>380199840
>thinking e2014-3 was bad, when evolve, our savior, was there the whole time
kek'd.
also your image is for fucking ants you fag.

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>Implying that Nintendo won't win with one game just like last year

>>380199401

Wolfenstein looked like fun but the Metro trailer was painfully generic and I love the series. I hope it was just for the plebs and the game itself is better.

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>EA
>Anthem

>Microsoft
>Minecraft 4K

>Bethesda
>paid mods

>Nintendo
>XCOM for Babies, now with Rabbids!

>Ubisoft
>Assassin's Creed #156, Egypt Flavor

>Sony
>SOTC HD

Yep, it's fucking horrible.

>>380200267
I couldn't tell if this guy was a legit midget or if CG fuckery was involved.

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Idk what you're taking about senpai

>>380200482
That's Joe Rogan, anon. Lynch knows screen presence when he sees it.

DONT TALK ABOUT JUDY

>>380198135
>Dougie

OP started with season 3 confirmed.

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>>380200015
>Ubisoft was also the least cringe conference
It truly is

>>380200583
this. Based

>>380199903
>Microsoft's console won by showing off PC games

Hmmm really sets the noggin a bobbin.

>>380200616
god damnit anon you beat me to the joe rogan joke

>Mario Rabbids
>Mario Odyssey
Is this the worst year for Mario since Mario is missing?

>>380200391
I really loved the open feel to the level design. And the adventure feel to the game. The freedom of actually escaping the metro.

>>380200713
well the xbone now is basically the windows 10 version of a steambox which is not a bad way to market it after the terrible launch

>>380200636
Yanb

>new Twin Peaks is shit
>E3 is shit

What now, bros?

>>380200429
Nintendo is tommorow, tard-friend

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>>380200482
its real

>>380200807
It is. Odyssey is literally Mario 06. It's over for Nintendo's juggernaut.

>>380200636
Kill yourself retard

>>380198135
2014 was worse.

>>380199401
Wolfenstein was mediocre as fuck. If they get rid of the hitscan bullshit, the forcing of cover shooting, and go balls to the walls old school FPS style ala nuDOOM it might be worth getting.

>>380200961
Nintendo isn't going to show anything. Their presentation is 25 minutes long.

Expect a bunch of 3DS and Switch port shovelware

>>380198135
How bad do you have to be for UBISOFT to be the clear winner

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>>380200957
>>new Twin Peaks is shit
Pleb filtered faggot detected

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>>380200226
>5000x4946
>For ants

Your brain is for ants, you tard.

I see E3 dying out. Everyone either announces things on their own time or has their own events.

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>>380198135
>only nintendo left to turn the tide

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>>380200957
>new Twin Peaks is shit

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>>380200957
>new Twin Peaks is shit

>>380198135
For Bethesda and Sony? Yes.

Ubisoft did great, Microsoft did alright.

But holy shit Sony dropped the ball so hard I can't stop laughing over how shoddy that was.

>>380201232
>the largest gaming event of the year is dying
This alone shows the state of gaming. 2017 has to be the worst year in gaming history.

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>>380201259
>25 minute long presentation

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>>380200957

>>380201207
>Drop Aisha Tyler
>Suddenly Ubi is good again
Really makes you think

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>>380200957
>new TP is shit
YANB

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I got everything I wanted. More Horizon Zero Dawn, more Life is Strange, Beyond Good & Evil 2, Shadow of the Colossus Remake, Skull & Bones, Skyrim VR (assuming it comes to PC).

So, not a bad E3 for me.

The show is so bad that Nintendo won't show oddysey gameplay, they'll save it for another day

>>380201083
Reggie has already said that the 25 minute presentation is entirely Switch focused, with a very rapid-fire presentation.

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>>380199840
>posting the thread
>not the video
https://vimeo.com/99423361

>>380200429
Jesus
who the fuck thought memes were a good idea? This is terrible.

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>>380200957
>not getting Lynch
pleb detected

>>380198135
>the last thing we have to look forward to is a 25 minute conference from Nintendo
yeah its fucking trash.

>>380201080
Tno and old blood had far better level design than nudoom
>old fps games were to hit scan bullshit
Lmao
>have to hide behind cover
Did you play on console? Holy shit get good

>>380201447
>Ubisoft did great

People are giving them too much credit for BG&E2, everything else was boring. The feel of their presentation was good though.

>Microsoft did alright.

I thought it was mindnumbingly dull.

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>>380198135
>E3 2017 has been so bad that Ubisoft is the only conference worth watching
What a fucking shitfest. We're almost 4 years into the new gen of consoles and there's NOTHING. This industry is a fucking disaster.

>>380201213

/OURGUY/

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>>380198308
And who. What the fuck is your name?

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>>380201659
>Skyrim
>ARMS
>Splatoon2
>NES roms
>Mario XCOM
>Mario Odyssey
>[insert baby games here]
>[insert 3DS shovelware here]
>[insert Fire Emblem garbage here]
>[insert Pikmin trash here]

Annnnnnnd time.

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>>380200429
>that webm

>>380201682
>bros remember when we all hated on things together xD xD we're so intelligent and wickedly funny let's save it and keep posting it for years
You guys sure know how to ruin anything funny

>>380198135
It's boring. I actually got excited because last year's E3 was also slow, so I thought there would be big announcements this year. Instead we got mostly DLC, expansions, and the same B-tier games they've been showing for fucking years.

i wish this E3 would go back to missoula, montana

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>Go to E3 with paid mods and no new IPS

MADMEN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUbs7BQ-18U

>>380198135
eh, last years was worse

>>380202206
wow, thats already more and better game than sony, and i've only read the first 3

>>380203559
Yeah I bet you'd love Skyrim you fucking child

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>>380198135
Honestly that E3 was so shit just looking at the catalog reminds me of it again and puts a downer on things.


Think I'm just going to get off /v/ for now. If I pretend E3 didn't happen I think I'll be better off.

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>>380199840
>3 years is now considered a long time on /v/

Is this really what it's come to. First the terrible E3 now people spewing bollocks like this, as if 2014 was an eon ago

>>380203014
This. Fuck though, every E3 since 2012 has been pretty forgettable. Everything blends together.

>>380198135
It wasn't the worst just the least eventful.
They cut out a lot of the on stage stuff so there wasn't really anything to make fun of

>>380202780
finish ur fear retrospective u fuk

>>380203723
actually didn,t even count it.

Yes, Sony was THAT barren. It was also certainly representative, so many niggers everywhere. Enjoy your diversity, Jamahl

>>380198308
can we talk about Judy?

>>380198135
Paid mods alone makes it the worst E3

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I just wanted my Borderlands 3 reveal

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Are kojima ruse cucks just salty they will never get kino like us Lynch-fags

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>>380200957

the fuck did you just say

>>380205646
It's E3 not Cringe3

>>380200429
Ubisoft hardly talked about Assass in their own conference, that was mostly in the Microsoft one.

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>HELLLOOOOOOOO darkness my old friend

there was just NOTHING. NOTHING made an impression. No cringe, no rage, just NOTHING

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>This entire e3

>>380206089
It's Ubishit's flagship game, though. Everything else was forgettable.

>>380198135
>worst E3 because muh sony did show up

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>380199840
>2014 was bad
Yeah no, last one this bad was 10 or 11

>Planned to watch Twin Peaks
>Find out the killer is a demon named Killer Bob
>Decide not to watch it
Why is this praised again?

>>380198783
I'm watching the series right now. So fucking good.

>>380208782
It successfully mixes drama and humor that isn't cringeworthy.

>>380200015
>Ubisoft is currently winning E3
They've won E3 the past several years by being the least worst, so that isn't surprising.

>>380209484
Sony won last year thanks to RE7 and Death Stranding, and the year before thanks to FF7 remake and Shenmue 3

>>380209685
>Sony won last year thanks to RE7 and Death Stranding
Oh, you mean that horror game that was only at Sony's press conference to shill Playstation VR and that garbage trailer with no gameplay footage whatsoever and told us absolutely nothing about the game?

>and the year before thanks to FF7 remake and Shenmue 3
You mean that cinematic trailer with no gameplay footage whatsoever for a game that won't even be exclusive to the PS4 and and that shilling of a fucking Kickstarter for a game that won't even be exclusive either?

I saw through Sony's bullshit in 2015 and 2016 right away.

Ubisoft conferences may be cringefests, but at least they fucking show at least a few video games that actually look interesting. Sony never does.

>>380200957
>New Twin Peaks
>Shit

Get the fuck out

>>380210150
>that horror game
>doesn't know what RE is

What the fuck happened to people who play games?

Essential Lynchkino?

>>380205280
WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT JUDY.

I ATE THE BUNNY

>>380198783
Fuck I still need to watch the second half of season 2, how good is the new season?

>>380210659
I know what RE is, dumbass. The way RE7 was presented last year, you could forgive people for not knowing it was a Resident Evil game if the logo wouldn't have popped up. It looked like a generic "spooky haunted house" horror game instead of Resident Evil.

>>380198135
Easily the worst one in forever. Not even funny-bad -- just fucking dull-as-shit.

Only things I had any slight interest in was SoC remake, DBZ, and Monster Hunter.

Garbage E3.

>>380211019
For shock value, because it's y'know a horror game. Fucking faggot. I bet you started with RE6

>>380198135
Where the FUCK is Kojima??????????

>>380211007
Polarizing. If you love Lynch's more experimental stuff, you'll probably like it a lot.

The problem is is that it's literally intended to be an 18 hour movie, but Showtime isn't allowing us to binge. The pacing therefore feels slower than it probably should since there's a week between episodes.

>>380211126
Well that's what you get for liking rice shit.

>>380211373
So should I just wait until it's all out and binge it?

>>380211426
I like Western shit too, but most of it this E3 looked uninteresting.

>>380211473
Maybe. Your call. There's 6 episodes currently out.

>>380211373
Sounds right up my alley

>>380211314
He has a talk with Dorito Pope on wednesday.

Interestingly though, they'll be joined by Kojima's new best friend director who is directing the MGS movie, but neither are probably allowed to even talk about it with each other.

>>380211151
>For shock value, because it's y'know a horror game.
Which is one of the most creatively bankrupt game genres out there. Oh man, jump scares! It was only at Sony's conference to push their VR platform. Wasn't even an exclusive either. What a pathetic announcement.

>Fucking faggot. I bet you started with RE6
Never played an RE game.

>>380211473
Part of the fun is discussing it within a few days after it aired

>>380211935
>never played an RE game
Then don't try to talk about the series like you know anything about it and how it's presented you retard.

>>380200957
L Y N C H D
Y
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>mods banning half the posts in stickies
>every game is super fucking lame
>crowd at sony conference was fucking falling asleep
fucking awful

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>>380198135
yes

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>>380198135
>I started watching E3 in 2013
No, newfag. You don't know how bad it used to be.

probably the worst e3 in recent memory

>>380211007
It's better than good. It's nearly perfect. The Adventures of Dougie Coop is some of the greatest television ever.

The only good thing to come out of this years E3 was the pre pre show

>>380212908
I don't want it to end.

>>380205646
>wanting to give randy more money

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>mfw Ubisoft was my favorite conference out of all the shit

What the fuck is going on this year..

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>>380212908

>>380208234
e3 is fucking terrible every year. when will we actually get some big dick games like HL3, an actual new Crash Bandicoot where they actually try hard, or some innovative shit like that? never. all the big guys in gaming suck now except for nintendo but that shit is for children basically

>>380200429
>that webm
I'm in fucking tears that's way too fucking hilarious

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>>380212586
>that picture

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>>380200429
>EA

https://youtu.be/_ApSmPvxz1o

I think this looks pretty cool desu, better than Anthem by default because it's not from BioWare.

>>380212272
I don't need to have played RE to know that RE4 was a radical departure from 1-3 and that 7 was a radical departure from 1-3 and 4-6.

>>380214734
The guy with the longer sideburns looks like what happens when you randomize your character in a Fallout game. Anthem actively makes me feel bad though because it's a neat concept and it looks like it could be fun if it was done by almost anyone other than Bioware.

>>380211007
>I still need to watch the second half of season 2
Most of those episodes are filler and even the main plot is pretty meh, but the last episode or 2 are good.

Also, finish season 2 before someone spoils the ending.

>>380198135
Nah, nothing great, but no big sales figure speaks and just a few dumb celeb/IRL things. Also a couple of fun smaller games, and I'm not a /pol/tard so I have my hopes up for Beyond Good and Evil 2, until I see gameplay, atleast

>>380198135
yes