Leave E3 to us

What could they conceivably announce that would save this shitshow?

>>380190859

A good metroid game

>>380191730
and what if it's donkey kong?

>>380192029
>if

>>380192029
I would be happy with that, but Metroid is what's needed to win E3

>>380192029
I'd be hype for a new Donkey Konga.

>>380190859
Honestly pretty much anything, I'd trust Retro with any IP.

I WANT EVERY FUCKING KREMLING ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND TO GO AFTER THOSE FUCKING KONGS

Their called retro because their best games are in the past.

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>>380190047

>>380190859
Fucking anything. I'd take another DK game

>>380190047
they're not going to be there

>>380193147
Except Dong Freeze is unironically one of the best platformers of all time so scuse you.

>>380194267
no platformer is ever going to be better than Metroid Prime

GIVE US METROID, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S ONE SHITTY STILL FRAME.

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There is new evil awaiting Retro Studios....

"Sounds like fun."

They must stop Sony, and their -minions- from opening the dark gate and destroying the gaming industry.

"I HAVE TO GO SAVE E3 AGAIN!"

"RRRAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!"

But are Nintendofriends an even larger threat?

"I'll take this one."

Retro Studios. New episodes premiering tomorrow at 9 AM PT.

Only Los Angeles.