rip the ruse

>>380177567
where's caramel

nah it's like doomsday predictors, they'll just say they got the date wrong and all will be revealed any day now... aaaany day now...

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HAHAHAHAHA WHERE'S CARAMEL

>>380177814
Probably hanging from the rafters

I NEED CARAMEL HERE NOW.

CARAMEL STREAM YOUR SUICIDE

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What an anti-climatic conference though

>can't even show up in a thread

fucking coward. I know you're looking at this

OHHH FUCKK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380178345
This, it'll be Wednesday, now. Which is sort of true, in that there's probably something happening (Kojima/Keighley/Avi with Low Roar doing live music). just a surprise trailer, maybe first gameplay and MAYBE a year date (letting us know whether it's 2018 or 2019).

Eventually it'll be pushed back to the ruse not being revealed until release, as a total surprise. After that they'll disassemble Death Stranding itself for any possible connection and say it'll be after x more games.

>>380180269
Fuck you.

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WHERE ARE YOU CARAMEL. YOU'RE USUALLY HERE WITHIN THE FIRST 3 POSTS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>380180929
kek

you dumb ass motherfuckers need to actually go do something valuable with your lives now. kek

CARAMEL KILLED HIMSELF

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>380181298
put your trip on caramel

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>>380177814
Desperately trying to find some new straws to grasp at now that this theory failed just like all the others.

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B-but guys Masahiro Ito's tweets literally confirmed the ruse was t-true!!!

SUMMON CARAMEL WITH ME

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>>380178619
kek

>mfw he never posts here again

>>380177567
I WANT THAT FUCKERS ADDRESS DDOS BEGINS NOW WE CUMIN FOR YOU

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>post yfw straw-grasping conspiratards get eternally BTFO

>>380182713
You realize this shit won't stop them right? This is like their fourth theory that failed miserably they'll just find some new bullshit to latch onto once TGS starts getting near.

>>380184328
dunno he just likes the attention

There never was a fucking ruse. You are on the same level as HL3 spastics when it comes to that shit. You literally took 3000 pictures of food and "confirmed" some shit.

>>380178619
It happened just the other day

>>380184328
Because he has friends there and wants to support them?

caramel will forever be cucked by fucking spiderman. This is now a spiderman thread.

kojima is still at e3 you idiots. he just isn't doing anything for the sony conference. He's teaming up with low roar and geoff for maximum over-ruse.

THIS RUSE ISNT OVER YET.

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>>380185424

>>380182020
clearly not the same plane, and the troops on the bridge and in the tunnel were AMERICAN

>And now a presentation from one of the industries finest developers
>Audience getting hype
>"I FUCKING KNEW IT! NEVER BELIEVE KOJIMA'S LIES
>It's just fucking Spider-Man

I actually wanted to die

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>>380185424
>he thinks Spiderman isn't related to the ruse

>>380185802
Yeah I got the same.

Especially when the guy said "Enjoy the ride".

>>380186269
oh my fucking christ

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>>380177567

Post yfw when you got Spiderman and expected Death Stranding

I like how people in the front row sat there looking around as people started to leave, like they were expecting something else.

The reveal was just pushed to TGS because it needed more work. You guys are so pathetic.

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>>380186741

>>380186985

kill yourself

>>380186741
>>380185802
I don't have an appropriate face but it would be one of suicide

>>380186269
You understand. Congrats.
Stay silent and wait for the end of E3.

>>380186985
>implying kojima has anything besides some mocap and concept art and will do anything else except hobnob with celebrities for the next 4 months

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>>380180936

>>380187437
Is Inpatient part of the ruse?

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>>380187437
>Y-you just wait!

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>>380187437

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>implying the ruse is over

>>380188289
Every game shown is part of the ruse

>>380187437
Not the right trip.
Ignore.

>>380189072
nah it's over faggot. Do you not think if Kojima had something to show that Sony would have showed it during that garbage conference?

>>380177567
Can we finally settle this

>DS is a completely new game
>Silent Hills is cancelled
>Metal gear is over
>Survive is coming out and its about zombies

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Who /sonsofcaramel/ here?

>>380177567
Lets wait until Wednesday is over to be sad about it.

>>380189072
t. butthurt caramel

>>380177814
shivering under his desk with about 20 ambiens in his stomach.

>>380189487
It's a Switch exclusive. Buckle up for tomorrow.

>>380177567
Fuck all of you, seriously. If only you would have believed it would have happened. You needed to have more faith. This is your fault. E3 isn't over just you wait. I'll make it happen.

>>380177567
Since Caramel probably has Alzheimer's, we'll go through this shit again during gamescom and PSX.

!!3ZzvK//z/zU is caramel.

>>380189620
he was a visionary robbed of his future

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>>380186741

>>380189569
>Survive is coming out
I'm not 100% on that honestly

>>380186741
For half a second I expected Death Stranding. Then I remembered they said it wouldn't be at E3, so I expected The Last of Us 2, since normies love Naughty Dog. Then they gave me Spiderman, which was better than Naughty Dog stuff, or was until they showed it as being nothing but casual bamham shit with a metric fuckton of quick time events.

>>380192725

That intro from Shawn sounded so much like he was hyping up Hideo and about to bring him on stage.... then I got spooderman.

saving it for a real expo

PUNISHED CARAMEL

AN EXPIRED SWEET

>>380177567

>Just wait till Sony's conference tonight, you'll see!
>...it's part of the buildup, just wait till Wednesday when Kojima's on stage for something else entirely.
>Just wait till TGS, you'll see!
>Just wait till PSX, then you'll understand!
>Just wait until that doctor cuts that dudes head off, Kojima will pop into the operating room and reveal the whole thing as they sever his spinal column, this is by design.

It's an ever moving target with these retards. Caramel needs to be permabanned. Also, someone let that other tripfag know that if he really wants to drink his piss he can, we all knew DS was just an excuse.

I'll keep coming.

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OH BABY CARAMEL-PILL ME ONE MORE TIME

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>>380177567
Kojima said he won't show it on E3, the game will be shown in the next PSX. The ruse is still going, kiddos.

>>380194586

You'll keep getting blown the fuck out.

>>380195889
If you move those goalposts too far back they might hit you in the back of the head

Is Metal Gear Survive even coming out?

>>380196640
it is strange that they haven't shown shit this e3. Is it even on the floor?