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POST YOUR REPORT CARDS
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What a ride that was. Ubisoft started out pretty strong, went downhill after Skull and Bones, got themselves back up with BGE2, and then dropped back down once they revealed it to be a prequel.

I don't mind though, it's nice to just see another BGE game after more than a decade.
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didnt watch E3, what games did I miss on this conferience?
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>>380121476
>bethesda better than EA and PC
what the fuck
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That was pretty good.
Needed more gameplay though, this isn't the movie industry.
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>>380122732
Look at his hype meters. He's literally Todd.
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>>380122085
The only possibly good games announced list:

New Metro Game that might be open world.

Anthem a game from bioware that i'm assuming is 4 player coop but i'm worried its a Destiny/The Division Clone the thing is it actually it actually has some really good looking gameplay and a really open world just really worried about it being destiny pseudo MMO shit.

Ashen which is basically a Souls Like game but I think open world with full coop just a guess.

Honorable Mentions: Sea of Thieves doesn't look bad, Ubisoft announced an AC4 spinoff the only problem is it doesn't have on foot combat and I think might be online only which means its probably shit, the crew 2 looks nice, wolfenstein 2 looks fun, Far Cry 5 looks fun, AC Origins looks fun but I wish they wouldn't push the black egypt historical revisionism.

Hopefully Sony will bring something good with their show because this has been a stale/shit E3
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>>380123734
when is the next conferience?
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And the front page is littered with shills going "they won!"

I'm just bracing for the console wars to continue tonight.
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>>380124028
Sony is on in 2 hours and 25 minutes
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>>380121476
>that ungodly amount of buzzwords and /pol/ memes

Are you 12 ? Legit question here.
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>>380122085
>new Metro
>Anthem, the good ME:Andromeda
>The Last Light
>Wolfenstein 2
>Sea of Thieves
>Mario+Rabbids collaboration
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>>380124317
3 hours 25 minutes
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>>380124028
Sony's conference is at 6pm PST so in about 3 and half hours.

Sony Wins again BAY BEEEEEE
>>380124384
Are you a cuck? Legit question here
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Now to see if Sony or Nintendo can manage a C or higher.

They won't.
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>>380123734
we hardly saw any Farcry 5 gameplay, its basically indistinguishable from the other games.
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>>380124604
Yeah but all the other Far Cry games have been fun plus if it has full coop and an improved custom map creator that's gonna be great.
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>>380124387
>>380123734
Missing Beyond Good and Evil 2 - the prequel

And Shadows of Mordor 2.
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>>380124537
Sony probably will, but not so sure if Nintendo will. Depends on how good Ninty's lineup is.
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>>380124317
Thats when I have to go to sleep for school
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>>380124841
The reason I didn't include Shadow of Mordor was because its already been shown off a ton before E3 and the only thing that beyond good and evil showed was (((Diversity))) and something in the background that might have been gameplay but was barely distuinguishable.
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>>380124537
I cant see why people would play anything with Uplay.
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Everithing has been an E for me

>EA was normie as fuck
>XBOX had dragon ball so maybe it's an E+
>Bethesda had paid mods
>PC had advance wars another E+
>Jesus i can't believe rabbids waa the best ubisoft thing i'll probably buy mario x com E+
>The devolver gus were funny for half an hour then it was hours of boredom
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Microsoft > Jewbisoft > PC > EA > Beshitsda
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How the fuck did anybody think Ubisoft did better than a D? It was cinematic trailer city and only a tiny bit of a good game, muh pirates. My hopes and expectations for Nintendo and Sony are seriously declining at this point, I had high hopes for this E3 but everything is crumbling. Just one new game reveal from Sony and Nintendo is all I ask.
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>>380124506
No seriously.

I can't even tell if you are being ironic. Even polacks don't spew so much shit. Literally every single thing you wrote was some kind of cringy parody. It's beyond /b/ tier shitposting at this point.
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>>380125581
UPlay isn't any worse than Steam or Origin. It isn't any better either.
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When does Gearbox show up? I want to see them announce Borderlands 3 so I can watch them die in real time.
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>>380125958
Yeah you're a cuck. Got it.
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>>380124998
>Sony probably will, but not so sure if Nintendo will. Depends on how good Ninty's lineup is.
I don't think that will happen. The types of games you see at Microsoft's conferences are generally a good indicator of the kinds of games you'll see at Sony's.

Of all the upcoming games for Nintendo platforms I know about, only a few are interesting to me, so Nintendo would have to really pull out some serious surprises for their presentation.
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>>380126068
Its better than Origin because it doesn't force you to buy the games on that platform.
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no cringey #girlwood
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>>380126474
But if you're buying a game that requires Uplay, why not buy it on UPlay? Buying it on Steam just adds an extra pointless step.
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>>380126068
You have to login twice on a ps4, which is ludicrous you can't get the online functionally to make the shit work without logging into PSN in the first place
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>>380126249
>normiebook filename

jej
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>>380126249
>le le cuck
Go back to r/The_Donald
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DEVOLVER WINS
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>>380126818
Its more convenient to have every game in my library instead of having to open up multiple different programs just to play one game especially when all my friends are on steam and I like to use its convenient interface, forums, steam overlay, maybe I want to watch a video so I open up my steam browser. Its just convenient.
>>380127104
>I'm a hipster cuck
(You)
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>>380127151
>pc gaming show
>c+
You couldn't make it more obvious that your opinion is shit
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>>380127151
They definitely would have won if they just showed off more games. They were so close to perfection, but botched it by not having any notable announcements.
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>>380127151
Nobody cares about indieshit
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>>380127104
>muh mobile posters meme
i'm a /pol/ack and have never posted from mobile
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Is there any conference this year as up in the air as Nintendo's? We know what to expect but the amount that they could announce that nobody's expecting could be through the fucking roof.
The shit that we know they'll announce could range from amazing to fucking heinous
Nintendo's stressing me out
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>>380127537
I didn't get to watch the beginning but the PC gaming show shown some Mount and Blade which is one the few titles with the new Metro that I'm actually looking forward to play.
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This ((())) shit was the worst thing that came out from /pol/. We all know who is behind the multiculturalism shit. Why use that? It's fucking cringeworthy. Then again, like arguing about this will make any of your faggots stop using it.
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>>380126875
>hype all the way up for the PC show
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>>380127750
It is simple
If they announce Metroid or F Zero they win
if they don't they can still get a fair score if they show off more Wii U games on Switch.
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>>380127867
But not everyone actually does know where that shit came from.
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>>380127480
>cuck is my only reply
Typical of a retarded /pol/ child.

>>380127740
>i'm a /pol/ack
Neck yourself soon.
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>>380126875
>Max hype for the PC Gaming Show
>hasn't watched it yet
Hoo boy, you're in for a wake-up call.
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>>380121476
You type like a retard who doesn't leave his house and spends all his time on 4chan and reddit. Just wanted to let you know.
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>>380128229
>you're in for a wake-up call.

How if it's going to put him to sleep?
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>>380127695
>muh AAA
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>>380128034
>>380128229
god damnit
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>>380128363
kek, good one anon.
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What a day when Ubisoft has the best conference of the year despite itself being bad.
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>>380128434
is this your first E3 or what? The PC show is always shit
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>>380127151
>M$
>B

>Ubi
>F

>PC
>C+

Please fucking kill yourself.
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>>380128625
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE SHIT ANON
THEY COULD WAKE UP AND BE GREAT IF THEY JUST APPLIED THEMSELVESSS
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>>380128096
You're posting on 4chan. Everyone here either knows it or refuses to aknowledge it, in which such people should just lurk more or be ignored. Such retarded lingo/meme/whatever are one of the reasons /pol/ isn't as good as it could be with it's manchildren roaming freely.
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>>380128560
That's been the last few years at E3, honestly.

>Ubisoft's conference sucks but they're the only company that shows games that are remotely interesting
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>>380128773
who is "they"? There is no figurehead for PC
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>>380128739
shit taste detected

what games do you actually like?
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>>380128928
intel
steam
Pc gaming magazine
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>>380129030
>falling for LOL SO RANDOM memers
>calling anyone else shit taste
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>>380129490
devolver shown 2 good games in 20 minutes which is 2 more than ubisoft, bethesda and EA combined

also they've made some good criticisms of the industry and e3 with humor

10/10 entertainment and far beyond what you typically expect from e3
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Not as bad as it could've been overall, but I'm yet to watch Ubisoft and heard most cringe is there.
Most others had it balanced out.
MS had an overall good pacing that took a nose dive at Minecraft and State of decay trailers, but overall held up.
EA had that passionate as fuck Brothers dev to balance out NFS part.
Bethesda had everything I wished for to balance out mods, quake trailer and tes part.
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>>380129976
>also they've made some good criticisms of the industry and e3 with humor

It was equivalent to Rick and Morty humor, AKA pretentious tryhard bullshit that isn't funny and is just annoying.

>LULLL MICROTRANSACTIONS GUYZZZ AMIRITE
>HEHEHE CHECK A LOOK GEDDIT INSTEAD OF TAKE A LOOK OR CHECK IT OUT I SAID CHECK A LOOK EHEHEHEHEH
>SWEARING BLOOD GORE EDGE

All of their criticisms were correct in theory but the execution was not funny, original, or pleasant.
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>>380130071
hello Todd
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e3 is pretty shit
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>>380130273
I haven't bought F4 though.
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>>380130249
I won't buy your horse armor todd
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>>380121476
Holy fuck your autistic...
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>>380128391
>Being a /v/ipster unironically
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>>380124331
>I appreciate the reveal for the fans

Go to hell
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>>380121476
settle down, sony pony
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>>380128146
>>/leftypol/
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>>380130465
Well i, a random e3 goer, bought fallout 4's season pass three times! Im going to buy Skyrim Special Edition for the sixth time today also! You should too!
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>>380130626
>muh 30 fps cinematic experience
>muh on-disc DLC
>muh paid mods
>muh 60$ online subscription
>muh outdated console hardware
>muh razer and alienware shit
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>>380130829
>>/pol/
>>r/The_Donald
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How much more will the shitposting intensify by the time we're done?
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>>380121476
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>>380131293
But I don't use any of that.
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I'll fully admit BG&E2 is much more of an influence than it should be to give an honest rating but fuck it I lost it
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>>380131596
*You have recieved 3 donations of reddit gold*
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>>380133063
>Prequel
>Online multiplayer
It's not the BG&E you want and you know it.
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which show had the most cringe?
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>>380128146
> im a collectivist muh identity is some website I waste time on take me serious xD
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>>380131113
I absolutely believe you, my fellow /v/ user.
How could anyone operate on some other basis in this world, I wonder?
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>>380133136
Thanks fellow redditor.

>>380133306
Who are you quoting?
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>>380131596
I'm convinced that the cucks on this board are just 1 person because they always post the same stale memes.
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What a fucking joke.

At least this (hopefully) means Nintendo won't waste any time tomorrow with this stupid shit.
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I'm expecting Sony to win.
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>>380134210
>le reddit meme frong
>accuses people of posting the same memes
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>people defending a shitty prerendered trailer for a game that hasn't even begun development
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>>380121476

herewego
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>>380134435
I can smell the biased sonybro in that
wew
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Who is winning
https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
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>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
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>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
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>>380134963
Like with most cards desu. This is nothing new. A lot of people are always hyping up Sony or Nintendo while downplaying the other.
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I would probably give it a higher grade if I wasn't this salty about Splinter Cell.
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>>380135417
>I'm happy for BG&E fans
Why do you hate those people so much?
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>>380121476
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I feel like no one even looked at mine, dunno what the point of posting is
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>>380135306
>Devolver not an option
shit poll desu
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>>380136485
I had a quick look at all of them.
Good summary for stuff I haven't watched.
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Is this the worst E3 in recent history?
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>>380136485
I look at every of them to see if my opinion is shared or not
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>>380134435
>multicultural and multiethnic BG&E2
somebody hasnt even seen the first game and is acting like he beat it desu
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>>380137132
Watch last year's
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>>380137132

Still better than last year so far. Barely.
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>>380137132
This is your first e3 here isn't it.
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EA:
https://youtu.be/l7u9hP4r1S8?t=44s

Xbox:
https://youtu.be/RP3NGjmv0Is?t=7m8s

Bethesda:
https://youtu.be/RvAwB7ogkik

Ubisoft:
https://youtu.be/jZDs1AR9qh8?t=16s

Devolver Digital:
https://youtu.be/mkpMIZj0xbA?t=35s
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>>380137132
The fact that we've already had a few games that aren't shit shown off make it much better than other years
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>tfw we probably won't get r* at sony either
Shit e3 desu
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Less cinematics would be nice
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>>380124537
>Dragon Ball Z fighter
>Red
Nigga you crazy?
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>>380137812
>excited for skull and bones
>multiplayer
>can't move around the ship
>boarding enemy ships is a fucking cutscene
Explain to me anon, if you want a pirate game why would you want that?
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>>380121476
Ori 2 made me very happy happy
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Here are my ratings for each conference.

EA: 4/10
Microsoft: 6.5/10
Bethesda: 3/10
Devolver Digital: Incomprehensible shitposting/10
PC gameing: 5/10
Ubisoft: 7.5/10
Sony: tbd
Nintendo: tbd
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>>380138243
Because it looks fun and I like pirates shit?
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>>380129046
Nah, they would have just gone with AMD like last year.

It's probably an improvement that there was no Pajeets this time.
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>>380133063
>all of those drawings
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>>380121476
Every one of them: F

I haven't seen one single game I'd want to play.
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>>380134950
Why is there two dollar signs on a blank canvas for Bethesda?
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>>380137223
Those are the developers words, not mine :)
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>>380133063
Your charts pretty cute anon
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>>380130071
>Bethesta
>A
End your life
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>>380121476
>>>/pol/
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>>380133302
Just stealing your last column. Everything else was shit.
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Is there a game in existence more boring than the assassin creed games?
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>>380140080
there will be when skull and bones is released
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>>380138231
I really don't see a reason to care about another DBZ fighting game.
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>>380140681
You may be right.
They're selling you on the whole pirate experience but I bet in the end all you'll be able to play is as the boat.

Sea of Thieves is the superior pirate game and even then I'm sure it'll get very boring very fast.
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>less than 2 hours until Sony's show
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Fun ride so far.
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>>380121476
Save Us Phony
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>>380140896
I welcome the age of AAA pirate games. Not sure how good they'll be but hey, I'll take it.
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>>380121476
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>>380139903
I ain't going for 'objective ratings' and shit. Fuck that and fuck you.
I got everything I wanted from them with my single player games and even beyond that - all of them come this year unlike 'announcements' sony and ms do.
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Come on Sony, you got this.
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>>380140061
What was Devolver's like? What did they show?
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>>380142220
Nothing. They went for meta jokes instead.
They literally had a moment when they streamed a shity game and then said it's not coming out because it's too shity.
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Slept through PC and Ubisoft shit so i just skimmed through them. Doubt i missed anything.
Felt too generous with scoring but it wouldnt be as objective as i should strive for.
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>>380142220
it was a giant shitpost
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>>380142220
Ten hours of pure kino.
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>>380130071
todd?
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>>380121476
>tfw nothing funny has happened at all yet
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>>380142220
Devolver did a joke conference making fun of typical conferences, it was a bit forced in shit, then afterwards adult swim and twitch streamed for 10 hours and it was pure kino you had to be there and in the threads pre sticky to truly experience it
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>>380138261
xbox A-? lul
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>>380143898
>literally 40 games which I'll be able to play
>Ori 2 and Metro
As Scorpio is a non-factor for me the conference was just game after game with zero BS in between (barring the yelling esports man and Porsche at the start)
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>>380140776
Then don't put it as a red, mark it as a yellow
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>>380143389
Did you miss WE?
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>>380121476
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>>380144848
fuckoff
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>>380121996
>AMD shilling
>Intel sponsored event
>anything but Intel shilling
lol?
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>>380143898
Lot of shills here today. As an Xbox conference it was very mediocre.
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>>380144848
That was worth a chuckle but not very notable.
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>>380145096
>the entire left is as bad as its most extreme element
n-never mind the nazis on our side
who we never criticize
and who openly recruit on our containment board
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>>380130071
Can I buy your game?
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>>380144573
I only do green, orange, and red. Red is for things I'm not interested in, orange is for things I'm somewhat interested in, and green is for things I'm interested in.
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>When Todd isnt man enough to face another presentation by himself
Come out and face us Todd, you bitch.
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>>380146524
>Ubisoft: agenda pushing
What did they do this year?
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>P-PPEOPLE A-ARE F-FUUCKING SC-CARED
why are these people so assblasted by trump
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>>380147061
"multicultural and multiethnic"
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>>380147307
So literally nothing.
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>>380142220
Go watch With Bob and David or Eric Andre and you'll get the idea
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r8
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my hopes for nintendo is carried by bayo
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>>380125798
>pc gaming show and ea better than microsoft
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>>380147563
it was so hamfisted and out of place that it couldn't be more obvious. If they were even maintaining the appearance of neutrality than it wouldn't be there, but this is fucking ubishit so we already know their biases.
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>>380148087
aside from giving that shitstain PC show an A pretty spot on
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>>380148665
I gave The Wire an A, why would I watch the PC show when I can watch good things instead?
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>>380148856
oh ok carry on
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>>380121476
ubisoft got high score
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>>380148639
>it was so hamfisted and out of place
It really wasn't. You expect a game with talking pigs and monkeys to not be multi-ethnic or multi-cultural? The game's trailer made that blatantly obvious before she even said anything.
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bannerlord and the new metro are the only two games so far that interest me

A for devolver
>muh no games
it was real fun and not as sterile as twitch shows usually are
D-F for everything else
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>>380126068
>Uplay isn't any worse than x
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>>380137132
I remember the E3 that was prior to the Xbone release.
Microsoft spent NO time talking about games. At least this time their entire conference was about games.
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>>380122829
>xbox
>still no games
>when they showed off like 40 fucking titles and didn't talk about multimedia at all

u wot

>>380140776
It's made by the guilty gear/blazblue devs and will be competitively viable.

>>380142050
They showed a Halo Wars 2 expansion in their aftershow thing.
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>>380121476
>what I wanted
>EA
A sarin gas attack
>Xbox
Games that don't suck that I can also play on PC
>Bethesda
A Neo Nazi to jump the stage and kill todd howards kike ass
>PC
A RTS, RPG and a shooter that don't suck that are PC exclusives
>ubisoft
An Islamic terrorist attack
>sony
KILLZONE ON PC
NEW KILLZONE GAME
JUST KILLZONE
>Nintendo
To not watch it
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>>380150250
>>380149040
>>380148087
>>380147818
>>380147818
>>380143087
>>380142586
>>380142050
So many Xfag shills today
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>>380121476
It was ok till the we wuzz jokes thats kinda 2016 humor
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>>380151005
>What I expected
>EA
Sports
AIds injected into my body via video stream
>Xbox
Games that suck that I can't play on PC
>Bethesda
To be jewed
>PC
NOTHING
>ubisoft
WE WUZ
Sjw poz
>Sony
Weeb shit
>Nintendo
Shitty games marketed to gay underage weebs
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>>380126249
Wew lad you sound pissed AF
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>>380151161
Whats the fucking problem? Scorpio hardware wise is great and they actually had a lot of fun looking games. I think windows 10 and timed exclusives are a mistake but its easily offered the most shit so far, and atleast there are exclusives that exist on the xbone now.
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Xbox - B+
Ubisoft - B-
Bethesda - C-
EA - D

so far Microsoft wins because that shit was all games with few interruptions. Ubi was good but their big moments were an obnoxiously long opening for Mario+Rabbids which is at least a pleasant suprise, Far Cry 5 which which who cares and Fuck Fuck Fuckity Motherfucking Beyond Good & Evil cinematic trailer so who gives a FUCK until we see gameplay.

EA only had Battlefront and A Way Out. I liked Bethesdaland, thought it was a cute concept for the conference but they had nothing worth showing. Cool that we get Dishonored and Wolfenstein though that gets them their points.
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>>380151764
>what I got
>EA
Huh that prison game looks ok
Everything else was shit GRADE D
>Xbox
Games that don't suck THAT I CAN PLAY ON PC WOOT.SOMEONE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS GRADE B
>Bethesda
JEWED
E
W
E
D
>PC
DLC for xcom 2 that lasted 10 fucking minutes
Shit games
HOLY FUCK AOE GRADE D
>Ubisoft
WE WUZ
Holy shit not alot of sjw poz here GRADE C

WHY IS E3 SO SHIT
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>>380151161
>not liking Ori 2
get the fuck out nintendo
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>>380151836

Microsoft has no games, all their shit is timed exlusives and multiplats and the rest are indies.
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>>380144848
? what the fuck is WE
god tell me this isnt just a we wuz joke jesus you people are easily entertained
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>>380139984
>>/OffThisEntireWebsite/
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>>380153168
Had no games*
They had a lot of multiplats and timed exclusives, but half their presentation was exclusives which is a lot considering how many games they showed off. There presentation was just games which is what was needed, and considering the ps4 and xbone have had a grand total of 5 exclusives thats a lot.
>Forza looks good but its forza so eh
>Sea of theives looks fun
>Crackdown 3 looks good but needs more gameplay
>deep rock galactic looks great
>lots of neat qt platformers finally some games that arent gritty fps/tps
>tacoma looks cool
>presenation wasnt just gow and halo
>actually showed games that are exclusives
windows 10 was a mistake but it makes sense from microsofts position, i don't own and xbone and probably never will but shid dude all anyone wanted this gen was worthwhile games and from the looks of it microsoft is doing that, with a console that is actually up to spec for this gen.

I'm interested to see what sony will do hopefully its something similar to microsoft.
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>>380127537
I gave the PC show a C++
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Ubisoft out of nowhere with a pretty decent conference this year. Much less awful crowd pandering and some nice surprises and trailers. I guess that's what happens when you tell Aisha Tyler to stay the fuck home.
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>>380155952
drop PC to D/F and you have my opinion
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>>380156282
I save Fs for things that really disappoint me. Nothing has done so far (EA was as terrible as I expected).

I didn't pay much attention to PC though, maybe you're right. I liked what I saw of bannerlord though.

This E3 has been pretty non-interesting so far, Beyond Good and Evil 2 is the fucking biggest announcement so far.
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>>380156709
>like what i saw of bannerlord
you mean the 30 second clip among the 15 minutes interviews for all the rts game devs? Thats why i gave it an F desu. It was boring and not much was really shown off.
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>>380156709
20 seconds does not counter 1.5 hours of horseshit. XCom expansion would have been nice too if we didn't know about it. Fucking AoE being a remaster killed it
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