Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you: The winner of E3

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>>380119036
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE GOD DAMN

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you a winner

The real question is, how the fuck did that happen?

What games did they show?

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>>380120956
>Mario x Rabbids actually looking fun, like XCOM with some Disgaea influence
>The Crew 2 looks decent and might be great if they fixed the car handling
>South Park finally releasing and looking good
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 looking great
>Skull & Bones takes the most fun part of AC Black Fag (being a pirate) and makes a standalone out of it

>>380120956
no indie shit

>>380120956
It didn't. E3 isn't over yet, we still have Sony and Nintendo, the only ones that have ever actually mattered.

When's Sony?

>>380121748
Sony cannot win at this point.
They could have Bloodborne 2 or Aztecsouls or w/e and it still wouldn't be enough after Ubisoft was this strong.

Nintendo would need Metroid/Animal Crossing/Smash or something to come anywhere near now.

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>>380119036
This cannot win e3 : https://youtu.be/vdAujey2YKg

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>>380119036
>*Blocks your path*

Not so fast

>>380122150
It already has. It's over Anon.

>>380122013
Ubisoft's conference was not amazing, it was just better than their usual and actually worthy of being held for once.

>>380122013
Nah Bloodborne 2 would be enough.

>>380122718
It really wouldn't.

That's not an achievement. This E3 had been garbage, and Ubisoft's presentation is no different. I don't give a fuck about that prequel they'll ruin either.

>>380121267
Some Skylanders ripoff
The Crew 2 Electric Boogaloo
Mario XCOM
A shitty multiplayer only pirate game
And a multi-cultural and multi-ethnic Beyond Good and Evil prequel without Jade

>>380122442
Take your moonswinging and MvCI garbage and get the fuck off the road

>>380119036
For the next 2 hours.

CHIMPS N KWEENZ

>>380122772
The last of us 2 alone would destroy everything Ubisoft has shown in the normies mind so yeah, Sony wins by default.

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>>380119036
>>380122442
*BLOCK your fukin path both*

>native 4k at 30fps and 60fps for some games
>classic Xbox games with backwards compatibility
>Xbox 360 backwards compatibility
>superior online features
>controller is more comfortable
>6>4
>Ea Access\Cross play between platform (excluding Sony)
>the most powerful and the smallest gaming beast at $499
>tfw Xbox won E3 again by showing a better hardware and 42+ different games
>The Xbox ecosystem is Xbox One S, Xbox One X, and Windows 10.

Goes to show how absolutely horrendous this E3 has been.

>>380119036
is this bait? there wasn't anything that looked interesting. I was hoping the mario game would be mini games or running around not turn based

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>cinematic trailer

Though we were done with this shit?!

>>380122442
What has Sony to show that hasn't already been shown?

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>>380119036
Missed the conference. So what did I miss?

>>380122837
(You)

>>380119036
Not much of an achievement anymore when your competition is literal retards that spent most of the time talking about rehashes and paid dlcs.

>No Splinter Cell
>BGE2 is a prequel

They are the winners by proxy of being the least shit. Nothing we saw was good.

>>380123056
TLOU wasn't even good, why would more of the same be enough to destroy anything other than an evening of fun when I end up being bored watching cutscenes?

>>380123131
Yeah Microsoft was actually better than Ubishit.

What did Ubisoft even show that wasn't shit besides BG&E?

>>380119036
so microsoft,sony, and nintendo are gonna be the best and the rest are shit.

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Bravo

How?

>>380119036
How did they win? That shit was incredibly boring and filled with shit games.

>>380119036
This is not the first time this happened. They often surprise at E3, then fall way down to usual expectations over the course of the year, until next E3, where they win the show again.

>>380121748
>the only ones that have ever actually mattered.
spotted the drone

FUCK OFF UBI

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>>380123381
>96 on metacritic
>it wasnt even good

Normies fucking loved it and if they show gameplay of it today then they're gonna win.

>>380123056
Ubisoft managed to make a rabbits game that beats a potential TLOU 2

how the fuck do you beat that?

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this is great news for Vivendi when they take over Ubi

>the only good game was a mario rabbids cross over

I don't even fucking know how to react to this

>>380123305
A surprisingly acceptable ubisoft confrence

>>380119036
It was a good show for them, I only see 3 game I would absolutely buy FC5 BGE2 and SP, the Crew has to prove to me it's good the last game was meh.

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>multi-cultural
>multi-ethnic

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>380119036
yea,yea the future look great. fucking idiots.

This is literally a Ubisoft marketing thread, I hope you guys know that
They're literally the only people who post about their shitty games

>>380122772
It most definitely would

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>>380123254
we never learn from anything anon we hate OURSELVES

>>380119036
They are a shit company regardless and Im not buying any of their shit games.

>>380123305
the exact same thing from the last 2 years but without girl boners

>>380123595
Oh so we're doing this?
I guess you agree that BotW is the game of the decade then and the Switch already won?

Since it's metacritic it must be true, right?

>>380123595
it's just gonna be more cut scenes and 10 seconds if that of sneaking and showing off graphics

>>380123780
>I would absolutely buy FC5

Go drown yourself.

it sucked

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>>380123665
>another mario game now ripping off Xcom

>>380123951
pic related

>>380123709
The mario game looked good until they revealed the stupid tactical battle system. Stupid as hell.

>>380123131
While Microsoft is still ahead of the rest at E3 this year. They would be unbeatable if they just would have announced Halo 1-4 BC, Halo 5 enhanced with split screen and Master Chief campaign for Xbox One X, and announced Halo 6. All of this would have killed everyone with Nintendo being the only challengers with Metroid 5 and Metroid 1-4 all being playable for free when you get Nintendo's yearly online service.

>>380123780
fc5 looks like it could be decent. the last far cry I played was 3 and I beat it multiple times but I feel like the story is gonna be fucking dumb

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>>380119036
still not gonna install Uplay

>>380123305
Super Mario XCOM : Rabbids Boogaloo
Assasinz and Sheit
The usual little dance show with extra cringe (and thicc)
Steep Olympics DLC
South Park Comicshit
South Park Mobile cash grab
No-man Skylanders
The Crew 2 : Inception
Black Flag Multiplayer
Beyond Good and Evil 2 : Space Monkey edition

>>380119036
Oh yeah. Sooo good.. the playerbase will drop on everyone one of those games a month after release. Farcry and S&B might start seeing a drop off after 2-3 months. Not even close to winning

>>380123981
And that's all they need to win. Sad!

>>380124117
it's fucking xcom with mario! it's brilliant

>the pirate games is literally black flag without the open world faggotry

FUCKING GOTY

>>380123778
what games? Noticing no aisha memes so its off to a good start

>>380123921
over hyped Tom Clancy and for honour viking stick man?

>>380124101
well given that mario games are always better than what they rip off, not a bad thing

>>380124191
>the last far cry I played was 3
Same here.
>but I feel like the story is gonna be fucking dumb
Well its Far Cry, so thats a given.
But yeah, it looked like straighforward action fun.

>>380120654
>it took three years to make an XCOM knockoff

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>>380123595
>metacritic

>>380124191
am i the only one that thought far cry 5 looked extremely bright? it looked very outdated

>>380124280
not a lot then. Well apart from thicc

>>380119036
too bad it's still
>Ubisoft

they lose by default and only shills think otherwise

>>380119036
Just woke up. What I miss?

>>380123305
Beyond Good and Evil 2, but WAIT it's a prequel and no Jade or gameplay in site, Makes me wish the original BG&E2 released for the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day.

>>380124378

>no boarding just boat ramming

yeah dropped - looks repetitive as fuck

I didn’t watch it because I assumed it’d be dancing and shit like usual Ubisoft. Did I miss out or are you all lying?

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>>380124421
>developed by Ubisoft

lol

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>Origins
That name is so disgustingly generic that I thought Assassins Creed Origins already existed

>>380124629
fading into crippling depression at the state of modern gaming

>>380124394
>over hyped Tom Clancy and for honour viking stick man?
I think they only overhyped a black flag multiplayer bullshit, they dropped all multiplayer roleplay in favor of cinematic trailers with no gameplay at all

>>380122013
Sony will have half an hour dedicated to COD and Destiny 1.5. Enjoy faggot.

>>380124725
Never played BG&E so I guess I'll need to look into that

>>380124776
Everything they showed was garbage, you didnt miss anything except BG&E

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>>380119036
Still waiting on the Japs to show up, but I admit Ubisoft did better that I expected.

>>380124776
miyamoto came on stage to reveal there's a serious marioXrabbits x-com style game

it was weird, even by ubisoft standards

>>380124629
You missed the, so far, winning presentation of E3

>>380123409
Just Microsoft and Nintendo at this point.

>>380124950
God of War
TLoU 2
Uncahrted DLC
Spiderman
A new Sucker Punch game
Bloodborne 2
Detroit
A not shit CoD

LOL GET FUCKED nintenbros

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>However, the phrase “online playground” was mentioned. Ubisoft goes on to describe System 3 as a “massive, seamless online environment” where players will rise from “lowly pirate to legendary captain.” Just exactly what kind of multiplayer, online game Beyond Good and Evil 2 proves to be remains to be seen, but there’s no doubt that the game has lofty aspirations.

>>380125273
What did they show?

>>380124629
The element of surprise

>>380125313
>cinematic shit game now
>cinematic shit
>cinematic shit
>ok
>their games are trash so whatever
>would be great
>this is even more cinematic than nu-GoW and TLOU, literally a movie
>not-shit CoD who the fuck cares?

they lost

>>380124893
>black flag MP

Ehhh I'll give that a miss. IMO black flag was great but as a separate pirate game. The AssCreed story was pretty crap and idk how MP will even play out

>>380123381
TLOU is way better than Beyond Good and Evil 2bh

>>380125090
Can you go be autistic somewhere else

>>380125273

Fuck off shill. It was just as bad as the rest.

>>380125090
You know the Xbox conference was basically a PC games show, right?

>>380124571
yeah it looked really bright. fucking games trying to blind me in my dark room

>>380125469
>>380121478

>>380125313
Saw last year
Saw last year
DLC
Saw last year
Ok
Ok
Saw Last year
>COD

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>>380125609
Hahahaha
>muh CINEMATIC

and theyre still gonna win because Normies love it, now KYS

>>380124950
God.....of......War

>>380124725
Wait, it's a prequel? Who's the old pig then? I assumed the girl at the end was Jade due to the green eyes.

>>380125701
I don't have an XBOX and I refuse to "upgrade" to Windows 10. They literally don't apply to me.

I missed it
Anything good besides Good and Evil 2? Or are we pretending that forgives them for the rest of the trash they shit out?

>>380125947

go shill somewhere else

>>380125947
What normies like is irrelevant on /v/

>>380124776
They spent like two minutes on Just Dance. The rest was actual games.

>>380126092
South Park

>>380119036
BG&E2
>prequel
>no Jade
>no Pey'j
>no gameplay
>Kickstarter

They didn't win shit.

>>380125337

aaaand dropped

Microsoft won. This industry is so bias.

>>380125968
>Wait, it's a prequel? Who's the old pig then?
Some chinese pig

>I assumed the girl at the end was Jade due to the green eyes
Apparently not. >:(

>>380126349
>Microsoft won.

>show off a bunch of non-exclusive titles running on your overpriced console
>win

Pick one

What was that Elijah Wood VR thing?

>>380119036
fuck ubisoft

>ea showed off shit games and spent 30 minutes on a star wars game that looks awful
>microshit is over thanks ot showing off cars and $499 xbones
>bethesda did payed mods and that fucking wolfenstein title where you kill help blm kill americans just going about their lives
>ubisoft just showed off shit games for blm ppl and that fucking far cry game needs to be fucking cancelled asap

my only hope at this point is sony comes in and kills ea microsoft bethesda and ubisoft they are the only hope in gaming left

>>380125979
They showed 42 games, 4 of which were Windows 10 only.

>>380126710
I dunno, but it looked stupid as hell

>>380119036
They were actually surprisingly good desu famala. Gave them a 8/10 in my report card.

>>380126771
are you some kind of triggered drumpftard from /pol/?

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>>380119036
You forgot the real reason why Ubi won.

THIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>380122772
It would be and then some.

>>380119036
it was fucking nothing all presentation until the end and even with BGaE i'm not getting my hopes up

https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/874373217925726208
IT'S A FUCKING KICKSTARTER

>>380127093
UNNNFFF she has just the right amount of thiccness,

>>380127093
>when she was hitting that high note and it fucking sucked

woooOoOOOooooooOoOO-OooOh

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>>380127364

>first year without girlwood
>Ubisoft instantly DECIMATES Sony and the competition

What does it mean?

Unironically very hyped for Mario Xcom

>>380119036
No, ubisoft is lost. The last good ubisoft game was farcry, and that was only published

>>380122442
Sony will need to have Death Stranding and BloodBorne 2 to bet ubi at this point, face it, its over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlmOk4ubcU

They won alright

>>380128775
Kojima said on twitter no Death Stranding at e3
And From Software said they're working on a different IP from Souls and Bloodborne, which we'll probably see at Sonys conference

>>380123131
>controller is more comfortable
For autists brought up on the xbox probably...both of them are too damn small.
>Xbox won again
Microsoft has never won an E3.

>Cars are normally shown at Car shows
You don't say microsoft.
Every E3 they talk about shit that has nothing to do with games.

>>380119036
>fucking Super Mario XCom, now with rabbids
this was by far the best shit ubisofts done in a while.
rest of it was trash, besides maybe beyond good and evil 2.

>>380129135
Ubisoft said they wouldn't be showing Beyond Good and Evil 2 too.

>>380129883
Well then I just dont know what the fuck to believe anymore

>>380122013

I love me some Sony, but they'll have to bring out some bombshells to beat Microsoft's new console, its backwards compatibility, and Ubisoft's lineup.

>>380130062
Believe me

>>380130062
Welcome to the first step into the Kojima ruse.
Accepting you have no idea what will happen next.

>>380121478
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 looking great
I didn't saw any gameplay footage of it.

Think South Park will get postponed again?

>>380120654
Gaming is saved, holy fuck. I didn't even know how much I wanted this or how much gaming needed this.

>no Splinter Cell
>winner

>>380126349
>non exclusives and """"4k"""" "stylized" shovelware

Yeah real """"""""""""""winners"""""""""""""""

BG&E2
>prequel
>no Jade
>no Pey'j
>no gameplay
>online only
>kickstarter

Ubisoft needs to be nuked.

>>380130517
This. At least give us a Blacklist remaster

>>380122718
t.someone who doesn't care about souls as a series.

>>380131814
I don't. I haven't even played Bloodborne. I just know it's a name and game with a ton of clout, enough to "beat" Ubisoft.

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>you live in a timeline where /v/ praises Ubisoft and lolrandom Twitch streamers

>>380132249
Casual ass faggot

Bull fucking shit.