Switch wins

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Whatever, E3 is always bad, i just want Spla2n to be good.

Shovelware
Shovelware
Ubishit
Shovelware
Sportsshit
Port
Port
Port
Garbage
Port
Port
Weebshit
Port
Shovelware
Wowwww so good nintendo wins

>>380116007
Crossplay games
>Minecraft for iPad, PC, Xbox
>Gunscape for Xbox

put some effort in your bait faggot not giving you a (You)

>>380117165
Oops meant for >>380116818

>>380116007
I'm not falseflagging before any roach accuses me, but desu I'm starting to worry about third parties. The Switch needs to have that crutch to stand and skyrim alone ain't gonna cut it

>>380117526
lmao

>>380116818
One man's trash is another man's treasure...

The thing is that most of these are really trash.

>>380118179
As is most of the industry.

>>380117687
Skyrim on switch will sell like shit, nobody will get a downgraded version of an old game. Plus while Switch gets a xenoverse port the rest will get FighterZ.
4 months after launch and the thing is already at the same state the Wii U was in 2014.

>>380119772
You underestimate just how much skyrim is still being bought by normies

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>Arms
Just stop, we know it's shit

BING BING
WAHOO
1 UP
YIPEE

Fuck off Nintendiapers. You are the laughing stock of this board

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that mario rabbits game looked kinda fun

>>380121857
t. 20 points on the testfire

>>380116818
You're calling fucking everything shovelware that's not how it works

>>380116463
Is this cropped porn or something?

>>380122285
The rabbits shit ruins it. Should just be smash characters xcom

>>380116007
>Babies first fighter
>Babies second shooter
>Babies first turn based strategy
>who
>sport game
>port
>basket ball-American game
>If you haven't played this shit by now
>Looks alright
>Loosing support at the end of the year, doa
>Pretty cool
>Looks fun
>Never really into the series"
>If it's anything like Dynasty Warriors, it's shit

I don't care about the rabbids, it legit looks fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHeuHXOPSjE

>>380116007
>rehash counts when Nintendo does it
Half those games are Wiiu ports. The other half are multiplats on PS4 and Xbone.
All you have is Arms (77).
Pedo shooter 2.
Xcom for babies
>literally who
And Mario.

That looks like shit.

>>380122390
It's from a funny webcomic made with SFM. In this comic, the Inkling is about to get eaten by Painis Cupcake, that old forgotten TF2 Gmod meme.

>>380122862
nah, both rabbits and non mario characters feel shit to me, i dont want fucking pokemons here either

>>380116007
>and a real fifa on the go
A real FIFA from 360 and PS3. It's legacy edition.
>>Skyrim
also 360 and PS3 version.

And maybe Beyond good and evil
>In early 2016, Destructoid published a rumor that the game was being funded by Nintendo as an exclusive to their upcoming console codenamed "NX".[90]

>>380122285
No one ever says the bottom half of that. Meta critic is pretty decent.

60 and below is 90% trash. 90% and above is 90% good

>>380123209
>The other half are multiplats on PS4 and Xbone.

The other half are multiplats on the fucking PS3 and 360 at that.

>>380123436
>90% and above is 90% good
yet all nindrones say horizon is bad, oh the irony

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>>380123436

>Meta critic is pretty decent.
>Horizon is 10 points higher, but is still called "sony shit"

>no Metroid
Dark days lie ahead

>>Splat2n
>>Rabbid + Mario
>>Mario Oddysey
>>Xenoblade 2
>>Fire Emblem Warriors

only care about these

>>380123804
>political message
>good
get out and stay out

>>380122361
so, it's only okay when nintendo does it?

>>380123804

Don't fault metacritic for /v/ lack of friends. They have no friends they form these strange bonds with video game companies.

>only MY FAVORITE COMPANY IS GOOD

Good games are good. Bad games are bad. I haven't played horizon because I don't see enough games on the ps4 I would like to play. But I would like to play it.

>>380116818
Woah so you don't know what shovelware is
Stick close to me kid, you have a lot to learn

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>>380116007
>ARMS
Shallow gimmick IP
>Splat2n
Fair
>Rabbid + Mario
Shovelware
>Starlink
Literally who?
>Fifa
Super Shovelware 64 Remastered Collector's Edition
>Pokken
Shallower SSB
>NBA 2k18
Bargain-Bin-at-the-grocery-store-tier shovelware
>Skyrim
Unmoddable and only a full generation behind the others.
>Mario Oddysey
Only exists so they don't lose the copyright
>Payday 2
Meh-tier game. Also a generation too late.
>Stardew Vallew
Would have been better off just making a new harvest moon.
>Xenoblade 2
Port
>Monster Hunter XX
Oh boy, another monster hunter game...
>Fire Emblem Warriors
May as well just put it on the fucking 3ds.

>>380116007
>>380116007
>>ARMS
Fair enough
>>Splat2n
Yeah sure
>>Rabbid + Mario
No, fuck off
>>Starlink
Indie shit I assume
>>Fifa 18 at 60fps, single joycon support and a real fifa on the go
Who gives a shit about fifa
>>Pokken Tournament DX
Dead playerbase
>>NBA 2k18
Who gives a shit about sports games in general
>>Skyrim
10 year old game, did I mention paid fucking mods
>>Mario Oddysey
Not out till December and we don't know anything about it
>>Payday 2
6 year old game
>>Stardew Valley
Overated
>>Xenoblade 2
I accept this
>>Monster Hunter XX
This one too
>>Fire Emblem Warriors
Dynasty warriors is mash x simulator, except now with fire emblem characters
>Nintendo didn't even have its presentation and it already is the best handheld of all time
It's a console

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>>380124417

>game has a woman in it
>"political message"

Funny how you don't fault Zelda or ARMS for this.

>>380123095

>If it's anything like Dynasty

It's a fucking game made by Koei Tecmo, it has the name "warriors" in it, and Hyrule Warriors already played exactly like a Dynasty Warriors game. Put two and two together you pinhead.

>>380117526
AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHHWHAHAHHAHAHA

Fucking faggot

>>380116007
>No AAA third party support

lol

>>380119772
just like minecraft sold like trash on the switch?

>>380124786

>Only exists so they don't lose the copyright

Wut?

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>>380116007
Beyond Good and Evil 2 exclusive for a year. Nintendo is back, baby!

>>380124830
ARMS has just as much of a diverse cast as Overwatch, yet it's okay because Nintendo

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>>380116007
where are the games though?

>>380124797
>Who gives a shit about fifa
The 3rd world

>>380125059
Sells more on Xbone and PS4, so yes?

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>>380124417
>tranny link
>not a political message

>>380125057

AAA games are trash nowadays. Maybe if they were like Contra or Gradius still it would be good to have their support, but all we get is the same garbage every year.

Better to have a game like Dragon Quest or something than Asscreed

>>380116007

e3 is about newshit. i don't think they're going to show off anything significant that hasn't been announced already, that's why they're just doing a 20 minute direct.

nintendo once again showing that it does not give a shit about e3.

we'll probably at least get some new amiibo announcements

>>380125290
Damn it, I actually though it might be a switch exclusive, but now it's pretty much guaranteed to be a lie

>>380125576
is a joke about trannies dumb frog poster

>>380125634
Switch isn't getting the new DBZ game either

>>380116007
>using yearly released sports trash as positives
fucking kill yourself my man

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>>380126084
just like sims4 has a tranny option, its all a joke, /v/ is always wrong, am i right ninbro?

>>380124786
>Only exists so they don't lose the copyright
What did he mean by this?

>>380125431
sucks to be third world scum

>>38038012286
they should make a fucking FF tactics 3D. it would sell millions

>>380126762
being a switch user must suck even more because they dont even get the current fifa, just some scraps from 2012

>>380125713

>E3 is about new shit

Anon, we see stuff that's already been announced or shown in advance all the time. We're seeing Sonic Forces, again, Sonic Mania, again. We've known about Asscreed well in advance.

This isn't your dad's E3 in 1995, where we know next to nothing. We are in the know about a lot of games that show up at E3.

>>380116007
>Buying consoles at launch
Yeah, nah. See you in a year or two until I'm sure it actually has good games and that Nintendo hasn't abandoned it.

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>>380126389
not clue about sims4, but the rest is true

>>380123904
Metroid hasnt had a good game for over a decade now.

face it, anything we get with 'Metroid' in the title, is just a lifeless husk made not to entertain, but to drain your wallet

>>380116818
That's not what shovelware means dipshit
>>380125431
And who gives a shit about them

>>380121857
>fighting game that doesn't have a story mode doesn't get a very high score
what else is new?

>>380116007
>Bethesda dick riding Skyrim again
Its been 6 fucking years what the fuck

>>380127420

When has Nintendo ever abandoned a platform in 2 years? Only one I can think of is Virtual Boy, but that was a special circumstance.

This isn't Sony we're talking about, where a platform gets abandoned the moment it sells poorly.

>>380125290
Why would anyone believe her at this point?

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Now the released exclusives with a metacritic of over 80

>.....

>>380126685
Probably that Nintendo keeps shitting out a new mario game every year so nobody with a better concept can take their mascot and claim it was abandoned.

>>380128203

So basically, like every other company in existence.

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>>380128493

>Thread talking about the Switch
>brings up a game on PC and Wii U

Way to move the goalposts

>>380116007
No kidding Switch wins buddy
It was destined to be

Sony is done for at this point

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>>380128178
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/laughingman.gif/

Holy fucking shit. You're completely obsessed.

>>380128635

>PC

Piracy doesn't count anon. It's like saying PS2 has no games just because you can emulate it now.

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>>380128493
zelda is not exclusive

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>>380128735

>>380116007
enjoying those literal 6 year old scraps that are skyrim?

>>380116007
The only things that interest me on that list are Splatoon 2 and Mario Odyssey. I'm sure Xenoblade, Monster Hunter, and Fire Emblem are alright too, but I've never played them.

And seriously, shit like Skyrim, Payday, NBA, FIFA, etc. don't fucking count because they've already been out for years or you can play better versions of them on different platforms. Who cares?

Also, playing Skyrim on the Switch sounds so uninteresting. I already haven't played my modded Skyrim on PC in about a year, where the game is 300 times better than vanilla - so playing it vanilla on the Switch already is making me yawn. I can only imagine 12-year-olds getting excited by this.

>>380116463
>good
How can it not be? The only thing I'm worried about is that the social don't look as cool it seem to be as powerful as the original ones.

>>380128914

Switch doesn't even need saving, unlike Wii U. It's selling like fucking crack. Wii U was already floundering in sales by its second month, while Switch hasn't lost pace, even in the middle of June.

>>380116818
>Ywn be this mad at video games

Feels good to be a Nintenbro.

>>380128860

>Piracy doesn't count

Says who? It counts because I can do it.

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>>380129439

Now's the part where you give me 20 excuses.

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Is Smash happening?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13174135

>>380119772
It has a Zelda skin and motion controls. It will sell like hot pockets.

>>380129719

>3rd party
>selling well on Nintenbro

Sure thing

>>380129679
But that lines up exactly with what he said. The Switch is out selling the Wii U, and if you look at the actual numbers, it's more consistent. The Wii U basically sold nothing in its third month, while the Switch is still selling out constantly.

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>>380129679

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>>380116007
>handheld

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I can't say I like any of these games even one bit, but instead of calling them all shit I will go into depth explaining why I dislike them.

>ARMS
>Splat2n
I can't stand a 60 dollar purchase that doesn't have a singleplayer. And I mean a fully fleshed out singleplayer. No DLC, no casual garbage, plenty of game time. If you can't get that right in a shooter or fighter, then don't make those genres. Let them rot with the visual novels. Multiplayer is cancer.

>Rabbid + Mario
A ubisoft game. Do you really trust those scumbags? Also, it looked way too casual. too much cover to hide behind, gameplay was too braindead. Guarantee you it won't have difficulty modes.

>Starlink
Not really enough content that we've seen. Looks too barebones.

>Fifa 18 at 60fps, single joycon support and a real fifa on the go
Sports game. Instantly invalidated for being a milked genre.

>Pokken Tournament DX
Isn't this a port? A fighting game port at that, with absolutely terrible singleplayer content? And for full price too.

>NBA 2k18
See FIFA. If it involves sports, it goes in the garbage with the rest of the normie dudebro games.

>Skyrim
After the reintroduction of paid mods, I think I'm going to give the finger to Bethesda.

>Mario Oddysey
Haven't seen much, will no doubt be casual like every platformer from Nintendo in the past 10 years.

>Payday 2
I can already play this on the PC? And it does not lend itself to horrific console controls.

>Stardew Valley
Already play it on the PC. Also a game that cannot benefit from portability. It has to be a stationary game since it requires your full attention anyttime you play it.

>Xenoblade 2
Cinematic experience. I've had enough of that from Uncharted.

>Monster Hunter XX
Capcom game. Never trusting them again after they murdered Megaman.

>Fire Emblem Warriors
Cinematic experience combined with braindead musou """gameplay""". Will pass.

Overall, not a worthwhile selection.

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>>380130065

>switch literally only has 0.08 more sales
>literally half the software sales

Going by your logic, the Wii U sold like crack on release.

Pic related for a console that ACTUALLY sold like crack

>>380130065
Let's also factor in that the Switch launched in spring. The fact that it outperformed the WiiU in the same amount of time but in the shittiest game season possible really shows that it's doing better.

Feels good bros

>>380130364
The Wii U sold like crack in its first month, and then slowed down horribly, yes.

>>380116007
Damn that is one horrible lineup. At least now the Switch has games, even if they're all bad. I mean really, using skyrim or an NBA game as a selling point?

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>>380123804

What's Horizon?

Sounds like a mobile game

>>380123804
As an actual person who played Horizon, i can say that its shit.
Like, literally, i went through half of the game because upon seeing the reviews "it gets better once you progress through 50% of the story" But guess what, it really didnt. Upon reaching my limits i put it on a box and gave it to my cousin to play. Thats the end of the story for now, but he got pretty tired of it and went to play Nier instead.

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>>380129679

What you posted doesn't disprove what I said. Sales are consistently doing well. There's a reason this thing is sold out everywhere, and it isn't the artificial scarcity meme either.

Shit you even helped my argument by showing that Wii U sold less than Switch, during the fucking holidays. So thanks.

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>People WANT minions + Mario XCOM game

What?

>>380131070

>and it isn't the artificial scarcity meme either.

It's objectively artificial scarcity because it happens to literally every Nintendo system.

>Shit you even helped my argument by showing that Wii U sold less than Switch, during the fucking holidays.

Like I said. Excuses.

Call me when it passes 8 million sales and is still going strong.

>>380130308
you sound like you didnt even give monster hunter a chance

Does ARMS have enough content to justify its price tag?

I actually think the concept looks fun, but in the videos I've watched it's just a few stages and characters and a couple minutes of people punching each other.

>>380130308
>xenoblade
>dynasty
>cinematic experience
>literally not knowing what the word means

>not trusting monster hunter
>the single worthwhile capcom series that still comes out without shitting the bed

>>380131334
It's the splatoon model, so it's gonna be free DLC for a long while. You can always wait to see if the amount of content satisfies you, but I want to play from the start

>>380130983
Its third person far cry primal but with robots

>>380131281
>>380131358

>didn't give Monster Hunter a chance

And after my disappointment with the series over several years, I was right to trash it. Murdering Megaman was just another reason I could add to the pile. I refuse to support them for their greed and scumbag actions.

>xenoblade
>dynasty
>cinematic experience
>literally not knowing what the word means
A cinematic experience is simply a game with alot of story, and nothing else will ever redeem it or make it a good game. If your product was good, you wouldn't need a story. Go back to /tv/ if you want muh character development or muh plot.

>>380131260

>It's objectively artificial scarcity because it happens to literally every Nintendo system.

No, it isn't. Unless you have evidence of Nintendo deliberately doing this, then it is just a meme. And no, it doesn't happen to literally every Nintendo system either. Wii U was only in short supply for its first month, afterwards it could be found everywhere. As it stands, the evidence of real demand is probably the case here, and Nintendo underestimating how well it would do, due to Wii U's poor performance last generation. Unless you can somehow prove they were deliberately doing this, some sort of quote, some sort of insider discovering this, it's just a conspiracy theory.

>Like I said. Excuses. Call me when it passes 8 million sales and is still going strong.

It's not an excuse, it's just a fucking fact. Platforms sell better during the holidays, this is common sense. Besides, even after 8 million you're going to say "call me when they sell 15 million consoles", then after that you'll say "call me when they sell 30 million".

>>380129679
why are you proving hs point

>>380132430
>rpgs shouldn't have story
>dynasty warrior game
>lots of story

Kill yourself autist

>>380130308
Damn, ACfag going into maximum autism overdrive before Nintendo's E3.

>>380133692

>I need every game to be saturated with plot and cinematics

Don't you have a tumblr blog to post on?

https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
>https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz
https://strawpoll.com/f1f52bz

>>380134382
you forgot devolver

>it's an ACfag shits up a Nintendo thread episode

Man there sure are a lot of repeats during E3 season

>>380134185
>>380134485

I'm sorry that you hate people having opinions.

>>380134192
>every game needs to be a nes game with flashy colors

Shouldn't you be playing with coloring books and blocks?

>>380134573
I can safely say everybody who comes in contact with you to any extent hates you.

>>380116007
>the best handheld of all time

It's not a handheld. It's a console with a portable element

>>380134470
they didnt even announce anything

>>380134987
If all I cared about were announcements I'd just read the press releases. Winning is all about style

>>380134683
>>380134854

>NES games are bad because not enough story
>popular opinion is good, the minority is always wrong

Boy, shills are out in force today.

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>>380122285
Every side of the constant console war shitposting does this.
It's all gotten really old no matter who's spouting it. The same shit for 10 years with just ever increasing strawmanning and "irony".

>>380135484
>reeeeeeeeee games that couldn't have story due to limitations of the hardware means modern games shouldn't have any story at all!!!!11111 UR A SHILL IF U DISAGREE

>>380124458
But it's not shovelware in the first place

>>380136558

>games have been proven to work great with less story
>30 years later, we still have no idea how to make a good game without shoving a story into it

Incompetence everywhere.

>>380116007
>this is considered a good lineup
>this is considered the best handheld of all time
Nintendo fanbase sure has gone to the deep end

>>380137630

There isn't a single game they haven't praised to high heaven. Despite sales, look at how much games like Metroid: Federation Force and Paper Mario: color Splash were jerked off.