E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1s3lOzQ1A
Remember to keep it comfy or go back to the sticky.
>>380114260
Where's the gay pride ribbons
Here we go boys. Far Cry time.
Fuck here we go. /pol/ the triggering part 2.
Man I hate this "dumb redneck central america" trope for games.
I'm not even against it or triggered, I just don't enjoy it.
There's nothing fun about that setting. I'd rather play on a tropical island or shit.
oh boy America simulator!
TIME TO TRIGGER /POL/
>dat voice
KKona
>>380114831
I've barely seen "dumb redneck central america" in a lot of games. The only one which sticks out is GTA 5.
I think it's a cool concept to develop and makes a change from shooting slopes.
Far Cry 5, Assassin's Creed: Origins and Skull & Bones actually look like fun games.
I never thought I'd tick that American box
>ubisoft has games games games games games across a variety of genres
>/v/ hates it
>sony shows sales data, walking simulators, and nothing but CGI trailers with 0 gameplay for games coming out in 2-3 years from now
>OMG CONFERENCE OF THE YEAR BASED SONY
explain this
>>380114804
kek they couldn't even wait 1 post to prove you're right
Finally, Americans are the bad guys
>>380115115
Well if you enjoy it more power to you, just never cared for it so I'll skip this game
Downgrade incoming
>>380114964
How does anyone identify with evil rednecks? It's almost as bad as people getting mad over nazis being shown as the bad guys
>Side-kick is a brown woman
WOAH
Gee, I'm sure this is TOTALLY legit gameplay guys!
>kill white bois as black chicks
YES, THE ULTIMATE /POL/ TRIGGERING
Remember, the future of america is techy, coastal, and brown
>>380115423
cause being contrarian is what all the cool kids do
this presentation makes me FUCKING SCARED LOL
>>380115223
>$150+ Pre-Order only Special Edition
Just wait till you see the cost of pre-ordering all the shitty figurines for Starlink.
Vas bobblehead
i like this song so ubi gets a pass
BOOM BOOM BOOMbecause the game will bomb.Nah not really people will lap this shit up.
Isn't this just Farcry 4 with new coat of paint?
I'm having serious deja vu here.
>>380115554
>Order around load nigress as white boi
>not aiming
>>380115602
did this guy just cuss...
wow is he really going to get away with that... :o
What if I don't want a sassy black female sniepr companion?
Muh strong independent wymen
the game looks amazing too bad they'll downgrade the fuck out of it
LITERALY ANTIFA SIMULATOR REEEEEEE
>>380115502
even pre-rendered shit looked like it had shit gunplay
embarrassing
OH SHIT!
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
>target a-FUCKING-quired
NO FUCKING WAY
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2
>that chinese girl with dem titties
So it's just American redneck simulator?
OH FUCK
>More black protags
UGH
I don't believe it
Ubi wins e3. Can't believe it.
HOLY SHIT
Nigress and an ape
/pol/ will love this
annoying fucking limey monkey kill it
what is this apeshit
Ubisoft actually wins E3
It's happening
Too many good games
Oh boy another strong independant black womyn
This monkey game looks pretty interesting.
Glad they made the monkey sound like a chav though.
>>380115230
Sony is just a damn good platform. I don't think anyone is contrarian enough to think they make good first parties.
>twitch chat banning people spamming TriHard for the monkey game
LUL
>Nigger and an ape
Pottery
BEYOND GOOD & EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>A black voices a chimp.
Is ubi secretely based?
This game is going to drive you bananas!
>the fucking wilhelm scream
>dat wilhelm scream
cute black couple
>>380116574
Only like the fifth one
Is this BGE2 or not
>>380116551
Niggers
Why are they all black?
>>380116846
IT'S BGE 2 GET HYPEEEEEEEEEE
>>380115808
Which was just FC3 with a new coat of paiting.
>Wake up
>Turn on stream
>Ubisoft is winning e3
UBISOFT
WON
E3
AYO GUV LOOK AT THEM TEEF
beyond good and evil 2: nothing to do with the first edition
>>380116893
Cause the white people live in the city and are cops.
oh wow.
>>380115423
Because half the US are """red necks"""
Ubisoft not fucking it up, who could have thought.
FINALLY!!!!!!!
>Wake up
>Turn on stream
>They're playing fucking movie trailers
reminder to hold judgment until they release gameplay footage
Black guy is the monkey
Mhhhm...... UBISOFT?
>>380114260
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Winnar chicken dinnar. Duck this earth. Ubi won.
Guys I'm not even memeing but Ubisoft is winning this shit no doubt.
>That jiggling
I just got here, what have they shown?
DUDE ARTIFICIALLY INSERTING SOFT SWEAR WORDS INTO EVERY OTHER SENTENCE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So it's a beastiality fetishists wet dream. A world full of human women and all the men are literal animals.
>MULTI ETHNIC
>MULTI CULTURAL
Another game filled with black protagonist and strong woman companion.
they're about to cry
>BGE2
>it's a prequel
MULTICULTURAL hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cringe
>>380117003
>Wake up
>turn on e3
>a bad movie is playing
>we all lose
MULTIKULTI
>multicultural
>multiethnic
another game for /pol/ to chimp out to
That's a dumb looking collar
>Multi ethnic
>Multi cultural
>No Jade
Red flag.
CODEWORD FOR ANTI WHITE MALE
>>380117256
Montpellier isn't Montreal.
>>380117431
>That Haircut
>That Voice
>Those Glasses
Fucking SJWs taking over, get ready for bestiality between the monkey and the girl.
>Before Jade
>In PROGRESSLAND
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK.
>>380117398
I don't think it was that bad, reminds me of my euro comics.
Especially with the ridiculous stereotyping.
>>380117431
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>380117431
>YES YES
>YES
>>380117059
>prequel
SUCH A FUCKING COP OUT ARE YOU SERIOULY
>multiethnic
>multicultural
I'm out
lol whites btfo
>multiethnic
>multicultural
>>380117493
The guy did cry
MULTI ETHIC
MULTI GENETIC
MULTI GENDER
MULTI SEXUALITIES
fuck off
w-where is Jade?
Nooooooo
>>380117401
I need some female beast people. Where are my cat girls?
>multiethnic
>multicultural
Oh boy here we go
This game looks cool, but let's be honest it will be ruined by the obnoxious cast
>Multicultural, multicultural society
>those trigger words
/pol/'s gonna flip!
>>380114260
YAY DIVERSITY
noooooo why a prequel
>multicultural and multiethnic
Why the hell does that even matter?
you guys are way behind
youtube is delayed 30 seconds
go watch it on twitch, fellas
at least in the future when capitalism is still brutally exploiting everyone it is doing so in a multicultural and multiethnic world :)
>>380117772
that's just a normal old lady haircut
>Multi ethnic
>Multi cultural
The SJWs won
wow i can't wait for /pol/ to flip out over BG&E
>/pol/ right now
>"In a time before Jade"
>multiethnic
>multicultural
I'm broken.
>>380117772
Monkies fucking monkies isn't bestiality.
>>380117794
Before
Good
and
Evil -2
>multiculti
>multiethnic
>dude, FUCK coporations
Jesus Christ
It's like Ubi is trying to trigger /pol/ the hardest they can
all women are cunts
>no Jade
WHY
These are the most diverse pixels I've ever seen.
I can already tell the game will be shit
>>380118412
no jade
>>380118412
Thanks for all the (You)s.
Dropped. Fuck niggers
Ubisoft unironically won E3.
Unless Nintendo has Metroid, F-Zero and Animal Crossing + Smash and whatnot nothing can top this.
>>380118412
I was making a monkey pun here >>380117579
>French
>Create games for tumblrwhale feminist nu-males
Wow, I'm so surprised.........
>>380118423
Prequels are cool, dude, get with the times!
>the board is going to go full autism over this for the next couple of days
Dude.
>>380118412
Because we want Beyond Good and Evil 2 and this is a fucking prequel, fucking child.
>the show is not over
*close tab*
I only cared about that pirate game and they ruined it with online only.
>>380117997
>>380117921
>>380117892
>>380117579
The ubisoft staff got on stage and they are all literally white
HAHAHAHAHA
>>380118412
>Haha you don't like forced diversity you must be TRIGGERED
Go to tumblr or reddit please
The worst part is that if they didn't mention those two words everyone wouldn't have cared and carried on
>multicultural society
>looks like a sci-fi Hong Kong with hybrids
UBISOFT
ACTUALLY
WON
HOW
man some really good stuff, Im surprised at Ubi
Japs, please save the industry.
Literally every game lead is either a nigger or a woman.
The first one had also Jamaicans and shit. That was kinda fun 3bh
#DIVERSITY
#SPACEMONKEY
#RESIST
Right on time lads
Never disappoint me /pol/
>>380118852
>Americans consider that white
I'm not interested in any of the games but it still was the best conference so far.
still no bingo, don't fail me sony
>>380118992
But Bayonetta is a woman
>Multikulti
Cant wait for it to bite them in the ass
>>380118882
The original Beyond Good and Evil was the same way, sperg.
>>380118992
>he believes japs are not SJW
HAHAHAHA
>>380118882
>Getting triggered by diversity
Why are you so triggered?
Beyond Good & Evil 2
My dick is hard.
Is this the rumored Switch exclusive BGE2? Is that the reason it didn't say which platforms? inb4 Switch doesn't have enough power
>>380118992
False, although there's usually a helper that's a minority of some sort. And besides, every jap game has a female protag these days too. What's different about them?
>>380114260
So Ubisoft won right ?
That was honestly the last thing I expected.
BGAE2 looks dope as fuck.
>>380119135
STAY MAD HUMANBOIZ
>fat white pig is the villain
>nigger thief is the hero
Sony has no chance against Ubisoft, they just won
>>380119239
>still no bingo
>there is clearly a middle column bingo
???
>>380119239
nigga, middle vertical is bingo
>>380119345
I'm sure they would have said if it was exclusive before inviting people in to their program
>>380118412
If the fact that theres multiple ethnicies is such a big part of the game that you mention it at the reveal, then other parts of the game HAD to have suffered.
>>380119440
pigs are pink
>>380119440
Didn't the pig have an asian name though?
>>380119636
>>380119713
I'm blind fuck
>>380119135
Truly the best E3 ever. Almost everything triggered them.
>>380119440
It's kind of coincidental how in most games pigs are evil
>>380119315
Just give it up. Shadowrun and every other cyberpunk piece is multi-cult SJW shit now and forever.
>/pol/ getting this triggered over video games
Games look fun.
>>380119345
The spaceship game was the switch exclusive, I'm pretty sure they said so during the presentation.
>>380119747
>If the fact that theres multiple ethnicies is such a big part of the game that you mention it at the reveal, then other parts of the game HAD to have suffered.
based on what?
whhhyyyyy no jade fuck
>>380119997
>zero gameplay
>looks like fun
good goy
I missed everything, what was announced?
>>380119440
Pigs are Chinese though.
>>380119390
>What's different about them?
Creator intentions
>>380119997
Overlord game when?
>>380119965
Pigs are real cunts in the wild. A good way to dispose of a body is to feed it to pigs, too.
Next conference is in 4 hours, right ?
>Aisha Tyler hosts
The show is shit
>Aisha Tyler doesn't host
The show won
you can't make that shit up
>>380119997
/pol/ gets triggered over everything. Odd how a group of people who hate SJWs for getting triggered and shutting down discussion with buzzwords gets triggered and shuts down discussion with buzzwords.
Hmm, really makes me think.
>>380119315
I wasn't really making a point about BG&E more that the poster was being moist
>>380119327
I just don't care about other cultures or ethnicities and or cultures apart from the Middle east and East Asia, that and diversity just makes me sick.
>>380120303
We wuz kangz
We wuz rednecks
We wuz monkeys
and We wuz cars.
Pretty good show.
>>380120036
No, that's multiplat
>>380120432
yes
>>380120439
>first year without Aisha
>ubisoft OBLITERATING microsoft, ea and sony
wtf
>>380118703
>hahaha d-danm sjw n-numales creating g-games
is not my fault artistic, imaginative people are leftist meanwhile rightwingers are white trash beta faggots who love people who say what they must do.
>>380120259
>not liking cuhrazeeey chimp
>>380119990
Doesn't have to. And this is on the heels of the bullshit with The Last light.
>>380120638
Thanks, time for some breaking bad then.
Does anyone know how long Sony's conference will be?
>>380120730
kek well at least they are having fun?
>>380120934
two hours
>>380119390
Western dev asked about why the protagonist is a woman: "We want to empower women and be inclusive"
Japs asked why the protagonist is a woman: "I like girls"
>>380120439
It didn't win anything
This has just been the most eventful conference so far
Fucking gamers like you get overhyped for literaly everything
>>380120730
>/pol/ have thickskin.
>>380120734
>Read: zero gameplay
>>380119965
Like?
>>380120934
Hopefully -1 seconds
At this point the longer it runs the worse the humiliation of losing to ubisoft
>>380120934
I noticed all shows are short, I'm guessing 1hr 30mins tops
>>380119153
Sorry, my standards for whiteness are higher than yours. Post a nipple, let's see if you stand up.
>>380120730
No wonder why it feels like /pol/ got all over /v/, they're talking about videogames on their own board as well.
What is it with you americans and not being able to immerse yourself in the body of someone who doesn't share your amount of melanin?
If you check the site bg:e 2 is online only
>>380120716
>A gay race mixing jew is alt-right
Wow im sure you know what you are talking about man
>>380114260
How the flying fuck did Ubisoft manage to do a conference this good?
please god let skull and bones have a single player story campaign
>>380121093
Well, Diddy Kong Racing, Zelda... Mother...
>>380120848
The Last Light has a white male protag in a dystopian liberal society. He only apologized to try to get SJW's off his dick because he knows that review sites are a cabal looking to assassinate him
>>380114867
scientoligists
>>380120716
weak bait. The most artistic tend to be turbo autists who hate everything.
Not gonna lie, I thought that was amazing
>Mario Xcom looks great, might be what gets me to buy a Switch
>Pirate game looked really fun
>Fucking BG&E2
>>380120401
>>380121021
I suppose. I just wish that there was something in the middle.
>The West
>look at how strong our girl protag is wow! just as strong as you boys!
>lesbian haircuts and predictable characterizations that focus on gurl power
>tee hee wee diveristy!
>The East
>lolis with watermelon sized tits
>garbage derivative designs and zero depth of character, just fapbait
>please buy our merchandise!
Getting tiresome.
>>380119239
>South Park The Fractured But Whole is delayed again
why would they announce a delay on stage?
>Prequel
Beyond Good & Evil 2 is finally happening guys.
Is anyone watching the Assassin's Creed thing?
The guy just wants to talk about his game, but the cringe commentators keep making stupid jokes
Why are all the STRONG BLACK WOMYNS shown in this E3 look like this?
>>380121361
I think its because all of the games felt like that had real passion behind them. The only Ubisoft game over the last years with the same feeling was For Honor
>>380121361
>manage to do a conference this good?
It was the same except this time they showed off a Nintendo game (easy points) and a surprise classic out of nowhere.
Christ guys Asscreed origins looks beautiful desu
>>380121289
Like I'd care about some dark haired, brown eyed, brown nippled nigger's standards.
>>380120848
If you didn't get my intention I was being satirical.
The punk part in cyberpunk means that the cast will always be bunch of weirdos and drifters fighting the man to some extent. It makes sense that the only master hacker some chain smoking dunce can reach in coporate dystopia is a leather gimp pedophile.
>When every single conference goes on and about about 4k being the next big thing but you're watching the conference on a shitty 460p video projector.
>>380121518
You'll have to look to European devs, like CD Projekt
>>380120848
I wasnt paying attention during that conference. What was the hubbub about Last Light?
>spear shrinks when its on your back
what?
>>380120598
>I just don't care about other cultures or ethnicities and or cultures apart from the Middle east and East Asia, that and diversity just makes me sick.
Ok. I wish more /pol/ fags would admit, that they're retards
>underwater hippo fights
Nice.
>>380121419
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>380122102
He apologized on stage for his 2014 GG tweets
Out of every conference shown, list the games you would actually buy.
Can someone shut up that unfunny asian bitch?
UBISHITS BTFO
>swimming hippo
uhhhhhhhhh
>>380121706
>brown nippled
Not him but next time I'm shitposting I should insult people's nipples. Thanks for the idea.
>>380122424
The co-op prison game
Ooblets
Maybe Battlefront 2 but im heavy skeptical
Maybe Last Light
That's it I think.
>>380121389
For Honor has one, you see how that turned out.
>>380122660
Whites with brown nipples are superior. Dont pretend otherwise
>>380122424
Metro
In Asscreed Origins if an enemy is a higher level than you, they can survive taking an arrow straight through the skull.
man theyre making this game look so stupid
>guy sits there on the boat and doesnt even care that its being stolen from him
>underwater hippo combat
so fucking silly
>>380122424
SW: BFII
Anthem
Coop Prison Break
>>380122424
DBZ Fighters
Metro
Evil Within 2
NEGROS
>>380122424
I don't buy games.
But I'll pirate Ori 2.
That's all.
>>380122424
I don't think there were any yet.
>>380122159
people are just starting to wake up and seeing what the SJW where seeing some years ago, sexism and racism everywhere but in another direction.
>>380123087
Yeah the difficulty looks so artificial with enemies just being damage sponges
>>380122424
>The Last Night
>Tunic
>that advanced wars game looked nice
>Anthem has potential but bioware
>>380123145
There has been a lot of weird looking animations as well. It really doesn't look finished.
Map looks huge though. I think they got ideas from BotW.
Wait, is Beyond G&E 2 multiplayer only ? I missed the last part of the conference.
>>380119327
I want variety, not diversity. There's a difference.
>>380122424
Metro
Ori 2
BGE2
>>380123274
Huh? Ori 2 got mentioned!? fucking when? I love that game
>>380123006
>Whites with brown nipples
You can't be white and have brown nipples.
>>380123634
Microsoft conference my man.
WOW QUEEN
>>380123634
MS.
No gameplay IIRC.
>>380122424
Metro
Dragon Ball
Cuphead if it counts
Prison Break
The Last Night
oh boy, fetch quests
how exciting
What is the name of this Asian girl on the couch of the ubisoft stream?
>>380122424
That edgy DkS animu game, Beyond Good and Evil 2 (if it comes out on PS4 or PC), South Park, Bannerlords.
Im also torn on Wolfenstein and Metro.
>>380122424
>Definitely
Dragon Ball Fighters Z
Cuphead
>Maybe
Anthem
Ooblets
Asscreed
Far Cry 5
Ashen
>>380123987
That's my girlfriend, be nice
>>380123784
Maybe not pure Aryans but mutts can have brown nipples. I myself have two of them
>>380123987
Unfunny girl #8836
The mario + rabbids game looks /comfy/ desu
>>380122424
>Buy
That narrows the list
Metro
Bannerlord
Anthem (MAYBE and AFTER they show the gameplay and price)
Code Vein
Good job, Carl
why cant ubisoft come up with their own combat mechanics?
>>380120528
Yeah but they're different.
I'm gonna watch Netflix and masturbate until Sony conference. See you around comfies
You see that surface?
You can climb it.
so basically you are spiderman now
>>380122424
The last Night.
That Destiny copy from Bioware i will pirate.
Battlefront 2 looked okey.
A way out.
Far Cry 5 (when price drops)
Skulls and Bones looked okey, maybe too much for honor.
>>380124728
I actually like that a lot. They already did that to some degree in AC3
>Leap of faith into a pile of leaves that aren't even soft
>It's not even a big pile
I like how they cleaned up the hud a bit more
>>380124804
>now
>>380122424
Shadow of war
Deep Rock Galactic
Ashen
Black Rock Online
Code Vein
Battle Grounds
Indie Shit:
Unruly Heroes
Shift
Dark and Light
Strange Brigade
Riverbond
Mariorabbits
Farcry
>>380123823
What a (((surprise)))
>>380124518
Why come up with something when you can just rip it off from other games while making money for it. Normie can't tell the difference anyway, they feel good then they will rated this game as fun.
>>380122424
Shadow of War
AssCreed:Origins
Battletech
The new pirate game from Ubi (only if it has single player)
>>380127173
Forgot DragonBall
>>380121642
Because strong independent womyn don't need no man. Beauty is a social construct perpetrated by the patriarchy.
>>380122424
DBZ looks like a good fighting game.
Mario Rabbids surprisingly, and I never thought I would say that.
Beyond Good and Evil if they maintain the dungeon style action adventure.
>>380122424
DBZ
Mario Rabbids
Battlefront 2
at this point, the DBZ game is the game of the show.
>>380129130
>the DBZ game is the game of the show.
You just wait for DMC.
>>380122424
Crackdown 3 for legacy reasons
Battlefront II 2
All 3 or so pirate games
Dragonball Fighter
The indie crossover fighter
Advance Emblem on PC
I won't lie, the Bioware game tempted me based on the Iron Man shit, but I wouldn't buy it because its Bioware and I've learnt my lesson