E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread

>snowboarding
It's shit

>athlits

>>380114074
Nobody did

>>380114138
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ROCKET POWER

>>380114138
Is that stream from yesterday still up? I don't have the link but I'd like to watch with comfy /v/ermin

>steep is just a snowboarding and ski game
>people are excited about this

>sports

Sleep incoming

>New announcement
>DLC for a game nobody plays.


Ubisoft lost.

>olympic logo
so Sega lost the Olympic license?

>>380114292
>hating snowboarding

don't you want to be radical anon?

>>380114292
>DLC

>America not winning gold
DROPPED
Also finally Far Cry 5

FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

comfy threads a best

>racism
>in my video games
PROBLEMATIC

Oh boy, time to say FUCK Drumpf and FUCK white people (especially Christians).

>farcry 5 will take place in america

wuuuttttttttt

this guy drinks fuel for breakfast

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As a gender fluid multicoloured person I can't wait to play Far Cry 5 and slay white christians.

>far cry

oh boy

I can't

wait

for SHIT writing

SHIT characters

EMPTY "world" full of NOTHING but shitty repetitive enemy poi's and missions

OH BOY

I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHITTY FUCKING NOTHING GAME

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>PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SCARED

>that voice
I came

I want to ally with these gun loving patriots.

>>380114476
how litigious are the olympic committee? I don't see many non-official olympic games, apart from track & field but that was ages ago

Didn't Farcry 4 just come out? I don't understand.

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cant wait to play "Far Cry: The Brand"

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garbage graphics

ooooooohhhh he saaaaiiiid it

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>tfw can't talk about any games from E3 without /pol/ posting

OH MY GOD, HE DROPPED AN F BOMB! WOOOOOOOOOO

WHOA HE JUST SWORE OMFG HOW BADASS

WOAH HE SAID FUCKING

CLAP CLAP CLAP

>gameplay starts
>player enters /pol/

>People are fucking scared
>audience claps
I don't get it

DOGU FOR BONUS POINTs
FUCKING KIKES

WE FALLOUT NOW

>>380114260
>>380114260
>>380114260
>>380114260
>>380114260

New thread is here boys

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I can't wait to kill this christian cult!

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>say fucking
>americlaps clap

why?

more downgrade

>>380114803
Why are you surprised? They continue to place Far Cry in shitholes. FC6 will be you in Washington fighting Comcast to get some decent internet connection

>same enemy icons as mgsv

>>380115263
It was a Pavlovian response.

>4K
60FPS
>6 TERAFLOPS
32GB DDR6 RAM
>EXCLUSIVES
XBONE X WON

>NOT AIMING fucking pleb

THis cult is pretty diverse though literally only one white guy

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>>380115363
>Montana
>shithole

"no"

DOGGO

>Fangs for hire
Doggos are cute.

yeah
kill those hillbillies
they Christians and sheit

>dog companion
I'M SOLD

>Vaas bobblehead in the car.


stop.

>>380115363
Fucking up Comcast sounds like a blast desu

>Nintendo will never make games this fucking gay

feels good

>>380115717
Well, it is in America, so...

#RESIST

>bobblehead Vaan
I saw it

FUCK CHRISTIANS AND FUCK MONTANA

every goddam trailer has 30-40 seconds of fade in
then 20-30 seconds of closeups
then fade out
and title
10-20 seconds of baked gameplay (if any at all)
and it's done

>Play as a thief monkey
>FUCK FUCK FUCK

A FUCKING CHIMP GAME

Guys
Guys

fuck :)

haha

Huh look at that. An ape on an ape.

Wow, the new planet of the apes movie is different from what I expected

>>380116583
:|

:o

:O

????
an ubisoft game that actually looks interesting

what the fuck wheres my cringe

FUCKSHITHOLYFUCK

BGE 2
WHAAAAAAT

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I can never care about games when they only show cinematics.

I want to see gameplay not a movie

Who thought this pile of trash was a good concept?

A nice CG movie. Where's the gameplay?

I've never played the original beyond good and evil, how is it?

after seeing this, I want to play it

also
>crying
fuck offff

Fags

guys turn on the stream theres a cute girl on stage

took em about 10 years for a new BGE

2019

>MULTIETHNIC
>MULTICULTURAL
HAHAHAAH
DROPPED

>>380116886
It's just a game they've been working on since ice age. BGAE3 will be released 2 years after this one and be a fc clone

DUDE SWEARING LMAO

Are Ubisoft the official edgemasters of E3?

MULTI ETHNIC

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>prequel

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>multicultural human society

>this sjw is making the new beyond good and evil

welp all my hype is gone

>>380114260
>>380114260

>takes place in a multiethnic and multicultural society
*WILD APPLAUSE*

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Jesus Christ

>multicultural gets an applause

#DIVERSITY

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>before jade
>multicultural
>online

HOLY FUCK KEK

the dyke sjw ruined it.

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>multicultural
>multi ethnic

>>380117497
>>380116084
>>380115792
>>380115325
This is why video games are dead

so we can't play as an asian girl anymroe?

>>380117751
>newer thread with no replies
Fuck off already.

everything ubisoft has presented looks good. current winners

>>380118373
It's got more replies that this one?

>You've done amazing job, it's amazing what you've achieved. But now, Ubisoft has no use for you
>*accentman takes out a gun and shoots the dev team*

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>Ubisoft had the best conference so far

didn't expect that

Ubisoft is literally full blown 1000% SJW diversity progressive dogshit.

ALl of their shitty games have always been and are unplayable empty dogshit with shit writing and no content.

FUCK video games, I can't wait for the electrical grid to fail, the dollar to fail, and for civilization to collapse in upon itself, and for the cleansing to come

>>380118343
Asians are honorary Arians, so not diverse enough.

>>380118636
After it redirected people to.

Alright other than the pirate game this sucked.

Whats the next conference?

damn that was actually good

>>380118825
yeah I would hate video games if I was a poor redneck too

>>380119167

you'll learn about death sooner rather than later

>>380118993
Sony in 4 hours

>>380118823
this is not hard when the competetion is so low

I give this conference a hard c

well, worst of the whole show
I'm calling it
the whole multicultural bait pretty much confirms it