This is your controller tonight

>>380113050
NO MAN'S SKYLANDERS KEK

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>>380113050

>>380113050
Boy I didn't think you could get worse then bethesda's conference but they're really fucking trying.

>>380113315
kek

>>380113315
Shiplanders

OH MY SHIT

>physical format dlc
Fucking great

It's a Toys To Life game for people into tabletop stuff.

>Ubisoft not even trying to hide their jewery anymore

The level of hubris on display is almost admirable.

Man, I had this same exact idea but for mechs.

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>A GAME FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN IN THE 80'S
>LITERALLY 30-40 YEAR OLDS
>BASED ON LITERAL TOYS
>TOYS
>WITH 30-40 YEAR OLDS AS THEIR INTENDED MARKET

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

I know vidya is for manchildren, but this is going too far.

>get on the bus
>some neckbeard is playing on his nintendo, IN PUBLIC
>feel the urge to vomit
>no headphones, so all I hear is *bing bing WAHOO* and what sounds like minions
>suddenly he switches games
>oh, maybe he's gonna play skyrim like a norma-
>also pulls out a fucking toy spaceship
>starts playing some fucking toy spaceship game
>leap out the window
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