E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread

Holy shit this is awkward

inb4 404

>>380100739
Miyamoto always makes things awkward

Still can believe MarioRabbids is a thing

Wut

>>380100546
Nintendo shit... yawn

domo arigato mr robato

We need to ban Japs from stepping on stage at E3

>>380100937
*can't

>>380100546
Nintendo games at Ubisoft. So what will Notendo show?

Just got home what have I missed?

>creative director
So he's jobless?

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>comfy
>ubisoft

>>380101274
Rabbids

>>380101127
Assassins Creed Bow Training video game.

>>380100546
why they just deleted the last one?

KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA

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Rabbids and minions are a special form of cancer. I will never understand their popularity or existence.

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>>380100546
>circlejerking on stage
jesus fuck nintendo

why does everyone in the live chat on the side keep saying cringe every 2 seconds, do they not know what that word means?

>>380101545
Moms and very little kids.

>>380101445
Is there any gameplay trailer for it? I am morbidly curious to how it actually plays.

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Are Rabbids the Minions if video games?

>>380101274
It just started.

>>380101516
?
I just made the thread so I don't know who made the last one.

>>380101445
the rayman rabbits with mario?

>>380101667
>looking at the livechats
Do you want brain cancer or something?

>>380101667
cringiest post ive ever read

Oh shit guys this looks pretty cool

wow just what I wanted in a Mario game - fucking minions

>>380101667
>actually using, reading or acknowledging the existance of live stream chats
I'd rather contract cancer.

>gameplay
>walking around

what the fuck is this

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>Mario XCOM

Wait so this is Xcom?

>Rabbids unknown

>she
Rabbids arent female wtf

so not a Mario game at all

wtf mario xcom

So it's a kid's version of X Com?

What the hell?

the amount of tactical turn based games that are going to get released is crazy

>Mario: Xcom Edition

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What the fuck?

Mamma Mia

>>380102083
>>380102204
>>380102236
>>380102246

Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bvUwoBXOyc

These rabbits are gay as fuck

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>its a fucking srpg
Oh fuck if it weren't for the rabbits, I'd actually be interested.

Just got here, what the fuck is this gay shit?

Fuck off with this shitty toddler game

>>380102364
Porcamadonna

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>MARIO XCOM

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>Mario
>Rabbids
>Follow a roomba around
>XCOM

The hell is this

XCOM? ya sure I can dig it

>make something never before seen
>maker shitty xcom
>nintendo drones will praise it
feels awful

why do they keep shilling the rabbids?

playing this on the switch, using touch input, could be a really cool thing, desu

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>Mario
>Rabids
>Plays like XCOM

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>>380102645
Mario Tactical Game

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i am kinda conflicted about this

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>Mario Rabbids XCOM

Can they just make it so that we only have to use the main Mario cast? It could be ok.

>Luigi has a vacuum
I'm sold.

Looks like a fucking mobile game without any depth. Nintenbros should be hanged.

rabids had become second tier minions

I accept

Doesn't seem like it's that bad of a game really, if it weren't for the awful crossover

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I would buy this if it was just Mario XCOM with no gaybids

>>380102971
They were minions before minions

Why am I actually excited for this? Despite it being an xcom clone, it actually looks pretty fun.

That started off looking terrible and turned out great.

>Do some lame move with awful nervous explanation
>Crowd cheers and claps
Guess it's true the crowd is full of people there just to clap

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>>380103009
Yea, it's weird. I don't particularly like Rabbids but this game looks pretty decent.

That's why you don't let foreigners touch Mario

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>these characters could have been rayman characters

>>380103141
yeah I know, but they are not funny anymore
minions are really good at being stupid/kiddy/crazy

>>380102971
dont you mean the original minions?

THAT'S BABY XCOM!

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>>380103009
>>380103065
This. Fuck the rabids off and we have a deal.

>all these beta nu-males ITT liking the game
I hope you fucking get cancer and die

>dat background music for a mario game

>>380103394
kek

WHAT DOES JAKE THINK OF MARIOCOM

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>>380103310
FUCK

I dunno man

Nintendo just won! And it's not even it's conference yet, the absolute mad gooks!

Xcom/Worms rip off.

Nintenbros love all these baby games though.

>>380103394
heh

>>380103326
>anymore
>minions are really good

I'm already bored
I am missing the ebony Amazonian woman

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Literally minions but white

what is your favorite e3 trailer of all time /v/?

mine is either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgLKP-BLD4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMyoCr2MnpM

of course skyrim ended up being shit and mgs was disappointing but these are probably the trailers i received the most hype from.

>Mario x Rabbids actually looks good

I can't believe it.

>Playing shit dad core music
They REALLY don't know their audience for this """"""game"""""

>>380103451
Looks like a game me and my wife's son would really enjoy

>>380103451
i don't give a fuck about graphics and don't (and won't) have a switch, but if this will be decently difficult i'll emulate this in the future

>how it all began
>assassins
>not the First Civilization

Ass Creed WE WUZ KANGZ Edition

>>380103559
my name is Jake and I think it looks cool

>>380103839
>implying kids don't like dadcore music

>>380103440
If Ubi developed it instead of a nintendo studio like they prolly did then rabbids would have been part of the deal as brand recognition, why not rayman however we will never know

will they make it legitimately funny?
it'll be impossible with those fucking minions

>>380103839
Underaged shitter get out

>WE WUZ round 2
oh boy

Go suck a fattie you shitskin, just bring MariorabbidsXCOM again.

I would bet a lot of money it AC won't work on release just like Unity and then it will be forgotten.

Who was the creative director that couldn't hold back tears when the crowd was cheering him?

ASHRAF ISHMAIL ISIS SUPPORTER MUCH

>>380104242
Kys manchild

>>380104165
Sorry your dad's music isn't good whiteboy

>>380104323
Was that the Yarny guy?

>>380104323
David something

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>>380104449
never forget yarnman

Is this a fucking slavery song

Wait so they're making shitty "in-engine" trailers now?

The only thing good about Assassin's Creed were the cinematic trailers.

>>380104179
>>380104015
>>380104000
>>380103761
>a-am i fitting in yet 4chin?

fuck off unoriginal faggots

>>380104358
Are you saying to me that you prefer WE WUZ ass game than based Mario with Xcom?

Just want assassins weeb don't care bout Africa n shiet.

>ancient Egypt
>bows and arrows

lel

>>380104449
I don't know his name. That was the realest reaction I've ever seen at a press conference though.

>>380104616
>getting this triggered
Calm down Jamal

>filming the monitor
holy shit

Holy shit literally fuckin KANGZ slavery music

African Americans aren't even descended from the Egyptians what is this?

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>We finally get gameplay footage in E3
>It's a camera pointed at a monitor with shitty lighting

QUALITY

>eagle drone
Jesus christ, what's wrong with ubisoft?

I didn't know that DSP worked for Ubisoft.

Holy shit off-screen gameplay?? Is this a fucking joke?

that tiny tilted screen

>filming the monitor with an iphone


KEK

>>380104641
I would rather fuck your fat mom than watch more of that kids game

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>>380104681
Ancient Egypt had Bows dumbass,

>>380104627

>shooting the screen
so this is the true power of ubisoft

>>380105106
lel nice try

DUDE CARS LMAO

No Switch version
Hahahahaha

>>380103898
I stopped after they killed Desmond... Was tempted to come back with the title.... No Adam or eve.... No buy

Fucking Cars again.

Also what are the odds for a new Prince of Persia /v/?

The Crew 379, still no one is buying this game.

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>>380102826
Do normies know about AI Chan yet? Is it still okay for me to love her.

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What's this?

>>380105381
the crew

How long is it lads

DUDE THEY EVEN GOT BIKES IN THIS GAME LMFAO

>Le racing game like all other racing games since the dawn of time

Oh boy!

>>380105531
Mine's about 7.5

>>380105348
bout tree fiddy

>>380105236
Southern Egypt Hyksos invented the composite bow. Play some damn Age of Empires.

>>380105531
Like 6

AWW MAN THEY GOT PLANES AND SHIEt LMAOFAO

The Crew 2 looks good desu
I'm interested if it handles well.

ah yes the classic, Pilot/ F1 driving/ ship captaining/ dirt biking combo- can't wait for Lewis Hamilton to take his stunt plane career to new heights

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LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS. NO ONE PLAYED THE FUCKING CREW. FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT.

>The Crew 2: Electric Boogaloo
Really? Didn't think anyone cared about the first.

edgier

>>380105629
>posts this seconds before flying section
Post 1 (one) other flying racing game that isn't some shovel ware garbage

>>380104906
There are african americans that genuinely believe they're all descended from Egyptian royalty, that Cleopatra was black, and that white people actually came in and dragged them from their thrones to the boats. They'll probably be pissed that the Egyptians in that trailer weren't full on Nubian.

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>>380105358
Don't worry my friend. It is still too wierd for them.
Your waifu is safe.

WE ARE ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH THE CONFERENCE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Ow the AYGE

Anyone remember the trailer for the first Crew with the White Stripes song:the cancer version?

Do people still play racing games?

>>380105843
Just download Project Cars

>inb4 anyone actually falls for these bullshots again

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>>380106168

>actual gameplay
No, that's not what I'm seeing

AND FOR THE GAME YOU'VE ALL BEN WAITING FOR: CARS 2

>>380106351
the crew was actually really pretty
the problem is it played like shit

>>380106168
I'm pretty sure Ubi is 2 hours.

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>>380106168
>>380106373
They've only show 3 games in half an hour.

>>380106254
Project Cars is absolutely nothing like The Crew 2

nigger?

>>380106078
Warhawk, Starhawk, Battlefield games, etc.

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>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I cant wait to try it

>boating part actually looks fun
I'm a sucker for it lads

What is the damn point of open world driving games if you can't get out the car to walk to another

>>380106351
This looks like garbage... So I can believe it's real... If it gets worse than this then it must be on ps3

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>the absolute state of audio management

>>380106640
>THE FUCKING MADMAN

Why the fuck is anyone even interested in "Press W to accelerate" the game.

>boating through the everglades

i love it

South Park incoming GET FUCKING HYPE

t. I'm at E3

>planes
>NYC
Too soon ubi, top soon.

>>380106895
>playing racing games with a keyboard
opinion discarded

>>380106978
South Park is shit.

>>380106638
exactly

Fug I'm falling asleep over here

It's like watching a changing screensaver

>>380107051
>>playing racing games
opinion discarded

No one played the first no one will play this

>>380107051
>playing racing games at all

Literally who fucking cares.

>>380106737
It's alright, but I'd prefer jet skis.

>>380106895
>using a keyboard to play racin games
No fucking wonder you have such a low opinion of them.

I love how they're making this guy with a thick French accent say complicated words.

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>ass creed egypt

SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU, CUS ALL YOU EVER SAY IS "WALNUTS, WE WUZ"

>>380106673
RACING GAME
holy shit kill yourself loner

>>380106978
holy fuck your were right how did you know?

>>380107051
I was a NFS Most Wanted champion and i played on keyboard.

>>380107451
t. Ubi shill

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>>380106102
Thank you based Drive.

>>380107272
Maybe we can do that too with paid mods

>3 out of 4 games so far look good
guys.. I'm afraid ubisoft might win

Wasn't this game supposed to come out last year?

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>>380107631
Todd stop it

Le VR yay!

>vr shit

fuck off already

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*blocks your path*

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Oh look the Budget for the game

>>380107747
Its been delayed twice IIRC.

Hey that's the guy who spoke out against the pedophile rings in Hollywood

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Division + VR

>copying pt

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Why the fuck is Frodo here?

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>still pushing the VR meme

>VR meme

God who still cares?

south park arriving literally one year late

>>380108094
lol

>>380108081
Is Frodo a manlet?

Not this fucking guy again

SO did they fire Aisha?

Pirate game? No way man

>>380108306
He's 6'2, just like Todd Howard.

finally a new ip

They straight up just making a pirate franchise?

Holy fuck a pirate game

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>>380108094
Drive anon is my favorite part of this conference so far.

Woah something cool in a Ubishit conference? Fucking pirates mayne/

>They're actually doing a standalone blackflag
Nice.

Could this be Black Flags 2? It's something I've wanted them to do for a while like separate from the Assassin's Creed franchise.

>>380108378
it got awkward after yves and her fucked

Finally, a pirates game.

STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER

Hot Female Pirates.


Preordered.

PLEASE BE GOOD! I WANT A PIRATE GAME not multiplayer.

>woman captain

All aboard the SS Passive Aggressive

A NEW IP
ITS A NEW IP NOT GAY ASS ASSCREED HOLY SHIT HYPE

>cinematic trailer

Ubisoft is unironically the best conference yet

MISOGYNY

>everyone is doing pirates now

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Am I not basically obligated to pirate this game?

So we've gone back to pirates from zombies eh? How long until we loop back to vampires?

If this pirate game ends up not being shit then Ubisoft might accidentally win

>>380108737\
This is /pol/
>>380108752
This is /v/

>>380108737
she is cute thought

WHY IS IT ALWAYS EARTHY FEMALE VOCALS IN TRAILERS.

Fuck that pisses me off.

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Skull and boner

Everyone said they should make Black Flag it's own franchise, the absolute madmen really did it.

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>female captain

looks like i'm gonna pirate this one.

HEY
WE CAN CLONE THAT

>Ass Creed 4 ship combat except a full game

Sounds interesting

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if you want to complain, do it on the sticky

>>380109042
It's literally Black Flag: the series

Which might be good desu

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>multiplayer

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>>380109242

>multiplayer
>the division with pirates

dropped

>its fucking multiplayer
Nope

>>380108760

Sorry, anon

>PVP
Interest gone.
Was hoping for a Pirates! gold type thing.

>it's a pirate game
>multiplayer only

FUCKING MONKEY PAW

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>multiplayer

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>>380109152
And this is >>/trash/

>>380109403
Black flag without aliums and electronic wizards n shiet.

For Honor: Pirates
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BLEW IT

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>multiplayer shit

>multiplayer game

Nevermind. Nothing to see here.

>multiplayer
RIP

Man I'm pissed

That looked so dope, a pirate game that builds on the good part of black fag and improves on it.

And then multiplayer

Fuck off

>>380109152
>/v/ is one person or opinion
This is not reddit

>>380109396
Remember to report rule-breakers and those making this thread uncomfy.

Lol idiots whining about a female pirate, not knowing the most dangerous pirate in the world was a female

No wonder you idiots voted for Trump

wow
the youtube stream is delayed 30 seconds or so

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>le Pre-alpha

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Holy shit, this guy have big feet

Do we get to plunder slave ships too? Or are we just going to pretend that wasn't going on?

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>>380109830

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I-is Ubisoft winning E3?

>haven't shat the bed
>solid-ish lineup

>>380109479
It's what I get for hoping for anything from Ubisoft I guess.

You guys think this game is playable on a 770gtx?
That ship looks rather detailed


>>380109996
Yes

>>380109763
She dressed as a man

So it's just multiplayer black flag ?
Better be cheap

>>380109830
>>>tumblr

Are singleplayer games dead?

Inb4 Peer to Peer connection.

>Multiplayer 5v5
>Ships handle like cars
>Firing and sailing mechanics completely dumbed down and simple
>Women and Black men only dumbass crackka get outta here

Cool, great game

Farcry /pol/ edition and this is a wrap, lads

> online ass creed for pirates

terrible

>>380109996

Ubi has won the last several years. Not only are they entertaining but they have actual games and gameplay.

>>380109996
T h i s

We were pirates and such

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>fire cannonballs at a wooden ship
>it explodes like a fuel truck

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>>380109996
Unironically, yes. We've entered bizzaro E3.

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Awesome its multiplayer shit.
Amazing
Great
fuck everything

Am I the only faggot who keeps hoping a new Child of Eden like game will pop up with those transitions they have between trailers? Man that game was so sweet, I want something with 4k and VR made in the same style.

>esports presentation for a fucking pirate game

lol

>multiplayer shit
can't wait for the lag fest

>>380110274
Too bad pretty much all of their games are just wasted potential

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>>380110161
Not on the Switch

>>380110347
What is blackpowder storage?

>>380110161
you want loot and dropboxes anon that's what the cool kids are doing, play with your friends and try to earn more loot to get new loot.

Of course you can avoid this loot gameplay for a nominal fee

>Black people pillaging and stealing
>Being literal pirates
I don't know why you guys are mad, this is hilarious.

>>380110347
ships have magazines you shitter

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>>380109996
>Aisha Tyler is out being cucked
>Cringefest of two ESLs talking
>Only one game
No

Water effects are cool.

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what is it about this years e3 and pirate games that are shown for far too long

>>380110347
It could do that if you hit their powder barrels with explosive shells

>>380110145
$60

>>380110490
>literally one SP game
>not getting any single player multiplats
Especially on the Switch.

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>the boarding is a cutscene

>>380110274
Ubi hasn't won a single year whenever I've watched. Always the annual asscreed, obnoxious presenter and then some embarrassing just dance shit or something similar.

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>the boarding is just a cutscene
>a god damn fucking cutscene.
DROPPED

>>380109996
>a conference with rabbids and people that can't speak english is beating ms, ea, bethesda and pc

the absolute state of this e3

>the winner is the team with the most loot
>or you can escape
???????

what's with the sudden trend of pirate games?

>starts at 2pm
>it's already started
What the fuck ubisoft

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So only deathmatch with ships?
This will only be entertaining for a few machtes.

Why can't it just be singleplayer? Honestly, it's like every single dev thinks people just want multiplayer.

Ahah Ubi you really are a piece of shit

>Giant squids

spooky

>>380110597

That's unironically better than Bethesda, EA. On par with M$.

cthulu confirmed

fuck is this the new zombie genre

KRAKEN WTF

>>380110520
Can it really ignite from big balls hitting it? Doesn't it need a spark

>dancing

Finally, the cringe has arrived.

>>380110860
did you check the schedule? or the countdown?

>>380110848
Which ones did we have so far?

>>380109621
>without magic n shower


Sorry anon

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I don't give a fuck about multiplayer, just give me another Black Flag without Assasin shit and more island exploration, legendary ships and shit.

>JUST DANCE

YOU HAD ONE JOB UBI

And... it's dance time.

Sub Zero confirmed?

We all know its actually holiday 2018 and it'll suck.

Cringe has arrived

>>380107604
Me being a ubi shill makes those games racing games now? Sorry brainlet, not how it works

>>380110925
The masses want esports multiplayer lootbox shit.
Shit makes $$$

now this is what i came here for

>>380110848
well Disney did just release a new Pirates of the Carribean movie

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Ah there it is, the annual Just Dance shilling.

yes fuck yes a pirate game, hopefully there is a single player

Finally, now the conference gets to the real games

oh god fucking dammit ubi

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People still listen to Jamiroquai?

>>380110783
Seems like they're trying to focus on the ships, which makes sense. Having to switch between piloting a boat and hand-to-hand combat can be kind of jarring at times.

>kpop

>>380111105

Wouldn't be a Ubisoft presentation without Just Dance

ubisoft is literally the worst video game company that has ever existed

every single game they make is such boring, empty, GARBAGE

shit content, empty worlds, piss poor multiplayer, shit stories, generic as fuck

fucking putrid

OH SHIT ITS SUB ZERO

EVERYONE POST CRINGE REACTION IMAGES

>>380110782
>some embarrassing just dance shit
And then you had to talk about it...

It's not a Ubisoft conference without mandatory cringe

>>380111045
eric lewts dude lmao

Yeah

it wouldn't be ubisoft conference without this

new mortal kombat looks good

>>380111086
It can. A hit there and youre fucked.

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*mutes the tab*

>>380111105>>380111171

ubisoft NEVER disappoints.

Why are Subzero clones dancing?

IT
ALL
COMES
TUMBLING
DOWN

KINO
I
N
O

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i was waiting for that one moment

Jamariqaui having good songs besides his one hit wonder

Wouldn't be Ubisoft without the Just Dance cringe

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DUDE DANCING CHINKS LMAO

>>380111320
THey said you can play alone

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>multiplayer
So close

I want Kpop meme to die.

BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP!

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Now the real Ubisoft shows up