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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKt9kMfCKFc
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>>380100062
Great start.
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>>380100062

MIYAMOTO SAN
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IT'S THE SHIGGSTER
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The minions of video games, now on switch.
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Ibwas hoping Rabbits Mario was fake but here we are.
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>>380100062
>Ubisoft conference

>First things shown are Mario and Miyamoto

LOL OMFG UBISOFT IS DEAD
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And it's already a cringefest
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Neither of them speak english
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>>380100062
>Frenchman that barely speaks english
>Jap that barely speaks english
>Presenting in English

It's over NINTENDO HAS WON E3?
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Oh for fucks sake. That little chink is just too adorable
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>>380100062
>that long silence
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I'm sure you love it
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This is fucking awful

Remember when people said Nintendo had honour?
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Is this the /comfy/ thread?
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Am I the only one sweating of cringe
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already best conference
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How embarrassing
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BILL
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>>380100607
SAUCE!!
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A Jap and Frog try to be funny in English

God, I'm wrapping a pillow round my head in embarrassment.
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>>380100886
It is definitely embarrassing to watch.
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>>380100852
it's moving slow so i guess so
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Where's Girlwood?
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>>380100919
There are people who like the idea of this? Surely not.
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>>380100819
>Nintendo had honour?
wut
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>30 sec in
>better than everything seen before
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kind of wish bill wasn't there. i want to keep watching them try to communicate through body movements
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OMG THATS JACKIE CHAN ON THE STAGE
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The appearance of Miyamoto makes this conference better than EA's, Microsoft's, Bethesda's, and the PC gaming conference right off the bat.
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who's /EST/?
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Bill Trinen has a "kill me" face
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you will never ever be miyamoto's lapdog
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>frenchman
>noenglish.jpg
>jap
>noenglish.jpeg
>presenting in english
>rabbids v mario: dawn of cashgrab

WEW LADS
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>miyamoto praises rabbits
>not rayman

fucking mad
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ubisoft always delivers
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>>380101036
I'm wrapping my neck around a noose.
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It's Davido-san!
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Cute old men! Not cringy!
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>Miyamoto comes to piss on the corpse of Nintendo
>People say it's a good thing

Fucking why
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>>380101153
Insult his game and he'll beat the shit out of you.
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baby don't cry
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>>380101056
None for you this year.
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White guys bowing will always be cringey
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So the leaks were true, someone bring that "convince press and gamers" picture
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Everything about this is awful
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WTF, I hate Miyamoto now
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Any chatroom like we had in Bethesda?
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I thought you all loved cringe.
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>its going to be fresh
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>>380101360
This. These chinese ain't kings.
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>spending time just talking bollocks on stage
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>>380101542
A chatroom full of /v/ shitposters? Sounds like hell.
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FINALLY

...


FINALLY
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You have to put comfy in the title. How are people supposed to know?!
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Another nail in the Nintendo coffin
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>>380101567
It's the only reason I watch e3, especially ubisoft
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>>380101568
SUPER fresh
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>How can we shoehorn rabbids in
>I dunno, just say they've teleported there or something who fucking cares
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>that anime run
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Who was the fat neckbears in tears? I had the show on mute.
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Roombas!!
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I just got here, what did I miss?
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Is that peach-rabbit taking a selfy?
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>almost 10 minutes on rabbids

End me
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Fucking minions.
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>That Sonic run
Kill me
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It's fucking Mario Xcom with shovelware characters
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>>380101928
miyamoto looked at him
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Zelda meets Minions when?
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we XCOM now
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MARIO XCOM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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shiggy why
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Goddamn, that looks so fucking boring and calculated. Nintendo needs to die already.
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>>380101836
who fucking cares is pretty much the story to EVERY mario game
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>And Uhhhh
>*sigh*

He's so enthusiastic
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>>380102141
>>380102141
>>380102141
>>380102141
>>380102141
Exactly what I just thought, god damn.
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>>380100062
>Mario NuXcom
WHAT THE FUCK
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why the fuck would you disable the chat? that's like the only reason i devote time for this SHIT
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Seriously, they could have just made a turnbased RPG with a bunch of Nintendo characters instead of this. the gameplay looks fine.

why the fucking Rabbids?
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wow environment destruction
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What the fuck am I watching
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>Mario XCOM featuring minions

what the hell
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Mario Xcom?
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Nintendo must be getting desperate if they are allowing another studio to mess around with one of their most iconic characters.
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WELCOME BACK COMMANDER
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>mario
>rabbids
>XCOM
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Kek fucking xcom
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i really wasn't expecting much but this is getting interesting
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It actually looks fun
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someone post screens of crying beardman
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>they can save the mushroom kingdom

How can a grown man say that out loud with a straight face?
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>tactical mario game with cover system

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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This is completely baffling

Why is this a thing
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I thought this was a fucking Ubisoft conference? Why am I seeing XCOM Mario?
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>Mario/Rabbids Xcom

What type of weed were they smoking when thinking of this?
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>MARIO XCOM
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>it's actually XCOM + Mario

wow something interesting
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This is the future you chose, /v/.
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>Mario uses a gun


huh
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It doesn't look that bad honestly
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Oh God this is awful.
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>>380102416
Mario RPG already exists, Shiggy asked them to make something brand new
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MARIO
XCOM
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XCOM: RABBID UNKNOWN
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why not just make a new IP?
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We could have had Mario/Rayman with Rayman, that blob friend, the titty viking and the hip fairy but instead we got a Rabbits Xcom clone
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>>380102635
It's the future we tried to stop
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>>380102527
>>380102524
>>380102575
Yeah at actually looks somewhat fun
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rabbid peach r34 incoming
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>>380102601
Because Minions.
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Dude

What if we make a mario game

But have the gameplay be xcom

And have rabbids in it for no reason whatsoever
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>>380102784
NO FUCK OFF
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>Grant Kirkhope soundtrack

Nice
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XCOM
is this good or bad? im 27 so playing something rabbidz fills me with shame but i do like mario and xcom
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I honestly have no idea how I should feel about this.
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literally no one asked for this gameplay in a mario game jesus
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>THOSE FUCKING BOUNCE COMBOS
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who is the audience for this?
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>>380102416
Nintendo would fucking NEVER in a million years make a game with these mechanics. It had to be a western studio, so that western studio inserted their "wacky" mascots for brand recognition.
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>>380102845
yes fuck ON
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>>380102705
New IP is risky. No brand recognition. This will only sell well because of this reason.
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>it looks fun
>fucking rabbids

WHY
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>>380102713
You didn't try hard enough, obviously.
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>>380102858
It'll be a REALLY casual version of xcom.
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This trash looks like it belongs on a phone, get to the good shit like WE WUZ KANGZ and "White Supremacist" slayer simulator 2K17.
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>>380102741
i just hope ubisoft won't buttfuck us with endless DLCs. other than that looks promising
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the game looks fun as fuck, despite the rabbids shit

this is one of the strangest crossovers I've ever seen.
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X-COM Mario with Rabbids?

I don't hate the gameplay but how the fuck is this a thing what
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I don't understand the rabbids aspect

Seriously, what's the point of the rabbids
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>>380103017
but also a REALLY fun version of xcom
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>>380102784
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>>380102927
ubisoft
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>people are actually applauding for this shit
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>>380103000
I dont buy games anymore. That was my one way of stopping it. the only other thing would be to massacre every normie
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>>380102784
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Holy shit, this is terrible.
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ABSOLUTE CANCER.
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Someone kill me right fucking now.
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>>380103036
>This trash looks like it belongs on a phone
Good thing is on the switch then.
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>>380102650
>because he can't already use the super scope (a gun) and several other gun like items in smash Bros.
Here's your (you)
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This is the most baffling shit
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WHY IS NOT CHARLES MARTINET DOING MARIO VOICE OVER ANYMORE?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>380102965
>no brand recognition
>from fucking ubisoft
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This looks fucking terrible
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Bizarre as fuck, but it's better than having a shitty party game.
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WEW LAD

MARIO IS LOOKING BETTER THEN EVER!
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Looks fun. Xcom is too boring.
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>>380102705
if your business had legal permission to use mario they'll probably shove it in everything they can
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Make it stop.
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>>380103163
paid shills
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>show gameplay first
>cinematic trailer after
Pleasantly surprised
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jesus christ this is painful to watch
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So this is actually a thing. 2017 is weird.
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>>380102994
because they needed some special cannon fodder and koopas were overdone
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is it just me or did they literally reuse mario 3d world assets
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>that peach giggle

hhhhnnnnnggggggg
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>>380103282
I was talking about Mario himself, not the company.
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Rabbit Peach is giving me transvestite boner.
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>>380103017
yep, also i feel like the usual chunky brutality of this genre adds an extra element which will be missing in a children targeted game like this
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What the fuck was that
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>you can play with all original mario cast removing Rabbids

hey shit, this seems kinda cool actually
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cringing pretty hard lads
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Rabbids piss me off too much for me to assess the gameplay objectively
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I'm pretty indifferent towards it.
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can we move on? this is fuckin awful
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why did it have to be rabbids

why not rayman
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>And now, Assassins creed, because taht's still a thing
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The added rabbids completely ruined this game. All they needed to do was an interesting Super Mario RPG, and they fucked it all up.
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>Origins Director is a Muslim
why am I not surprised?
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more WE WUZ ASSASSINS
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Amazing! Nintendo already won and it's not even their conference!
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Could be cool if it's deep enough
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God at least that's out of the fucking way. What a horrible shit show that was.
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>all those fake applauses
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>>380103167
You had one job.
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>>380103647
This
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Oh boy, Mudslime here to talk about Ass Creed.
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looks ok desu
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I want Aisha Tyler
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Wow an actual Egiption man making a game about Eyjpt


co koool
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WHERE IS #GIRLWOOD?
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>WE
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>rabbids game actually looks good

i can't tell whether or not we're still in the dankest timeline
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But why is it XCOM?
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>we wanted to go back

you have to go back
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WE
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>arab guy
>made the main character who's an egyptian black
What a fucking beta.
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youre witnessing nintendo court generation z. please dont support it too readily
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>>380103630
I would have been pretty interested if nintendo tried to make a strategy game by themselves but the rabbids really hogged the spotlight
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>>380102463
probably part of a deal to get lukewarm ports of Ubisoft games to Switch
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>>380103740
>they flew Shiggy to E3 just for that
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I don't understand the rabbids part

If it was just a straight up mario game I can see people being interested
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>>380103873
She was executed
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So now we know why it's set in Egypt now then
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>>380103819
>>380103873
She got dropped.
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>>380103017
It looks more like XCom: Mario Party version. Although i'm getting a Chroma Squad vibe with the 'using teammates as leappads to other areas' movement system.
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>>380103819
this I came for cringy as fuck #girlwood
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>>380103960
you've never seen a black before have you
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>>380103647
>>380103668
To be fair, they did a good job with the allah ackbar perspective in the first game.
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WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET
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This music does NOT go with this trailer
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No one fucking cares about Ass Creed anymore.
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>AssCreed

Please bring back the Peach Rabbid.
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WE WUZ ASSASSINS
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>shit we've already seen

Why do they do this to us at E3?
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>Mario gets a tactical game
>It's child-like difficulty because it's Nintendo
>The enemies are french Minion canon-fodder
>Instead of all Mario characters, you get minion skins for the Mario characters
This game was fucked from the start
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Why does Ubisoft always put unfitting songs in their trailers?

Who are they trying to appeal to?
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Are they seriously playing African American soul music.

Fuck me /pol/ was right.

WE WUZ KANGS
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It's cool that AssCreed keeps changing up the setting, but it's a shame the games are so dull and boring.

We need more games set in historical periods like the French Revolution, Renaissance, ancient Egypt, ancient Rome, ancient Greece, etc.
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negro spiritual music
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Literal slave hymns in the trailer HAHAHAHAHA can they get any less subtle
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>>380104017
you think they would do focus test for things like this
>>
WE
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How many assassins creed games do you think there will be in your lifetime?
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>>380104471
>dumb /pol/lock
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Meh
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>>380104430
N O R M I E S
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Fun fact: Egyptian Lions are now extinct, the last few died in the mid 20th century
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>>380102601
http://gonintendo.com/stories/271336-rumor-new-round-of-details-on-the-mario-rabbids-rpg-title-for-s

so this faggot was actually right
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>>380102858
looks like it could be fun if you're into that type of game. actually better than i was expecting when i heard the rumor of mario and rabbids
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>>380104410
if nintendo had made it it would've been all toads
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EGYPTIANS WERENT BLACK
I REPEAT
EGYPTIANS WERE. NOT. BLACK.
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The Mario and Rabbids game looks fine why are people complaining it looks pretty good.
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>Hearing Vinny cry about Rabbids being "Toddler" when Toddler is what Nintendo has been for the last 10 years

He's fucking delusional
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Ok, we've seen it, who cares though

It's yet more Assassin's Creed shit, it'll be the same as every other one in a different setting
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Nice TN panel Ubi
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>>380102601
Because it's a Ubisoft developed game
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This is so far the best produced conference. The right mix of trailers, talk, and gameplay demonstration.
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>literally picked an unironic WE WUZ KINGZ FUCK WHITE PEOPLE song to advertise this game
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>>380104631
if nintendo had made it, they would've never released it
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>>380104430
>Why does Ubisoft always put unfitting songs in their trailers?
Every other dev and publisher does the same thing.
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did they forget their capture card lmao
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>filming a monitor
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK
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>No Ass Creed in the Meiji period of Japan yet
Mehhh
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>all these sensitive triggered white kids
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can't see shit
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>>380104591
F
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>literally filming a monitor
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nice monitor faggots
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WE
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>>380104631
At least Toads aren't Minions.
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>all this desert open world

I miss when mgsv was hype
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>>380104638
fuck off with your cancerous bullshit please
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IT MIGHT LOOK GOOD BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I CANT FUCKING SEE IT SHOW THE SCREEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
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>>380104743
This.
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I'll never understand how Assassin's Creed is seen as some sort of franchise

Other than the AC2 "trilogy" none of the games are interesting. Black Flag was only interesting for the parts on ships.
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hypekiller2k17.chatango.com
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>>380104751
and nobody in the trailer is black so use your big brain to connect all the dots for me
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Who the fuck still cares about fucking Assassin's Creed?
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>Asscreed at 60fps

I thought they wanted a "Cinematic experience?
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>play game outside where you cant see the game well

Frenchfags are fucking retarded holy shit I'm laughing
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>E3
Footage is filmed off a monitor at a retarded angle

ISHYGDDT
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So will they show black people keeping and whipping slaves?
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>Showing gameplay on a screen outside with some assholes talking
>Gameplay was literally just the guy on a horse, then the bird for about 30 seconds

What are you doing Ubi?
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>>380104198
I think I saw one at the local zoo once.

He was cleaning the penguin habitat.
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so, ugh, here's the game. sorry about the monitor footage n shiet, we promise it looks good
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>>380104870
no niggers to put in it
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The Crew 2?
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>>380105047
I literally dont fucking know how people still buy into this shit its the same fucking game every time.
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>>380104889
>supporting niggers culturally appropriating actual Egyptians

Problematic.
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Oh my fucking lord, is this another The Crew game?
Did people actually want this?
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>>380105112
You fucking know it will be part of the main plot line.
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I got the Crew 1 for free and I still didn't play it because it was fucking boring
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FINALLY

WHITES
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>>380104662
because people will bitch about anything. shit looks fine i was expecting a shitty ass party game but this is a pleasant surprise since i love xcom. i just hope Ubi won't charge us up the wazoo with all the DLC and whatnot also i expect the game to have a little depth, xcom 2 is a bare minimum
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>>380104976
people find the concept of traversing ancient "historically accurate cities" fascinating
>>
2 CREW 2 FURIOUS
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Man if only Ubisoft games were as good as their trailers.
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We inception now
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>inception racing
>>
SMT: Nocturne Racer
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Is that the CEO of EA?
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>>380105250

but anon now there is a bird and homing arrows!
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OMG ITS INCEPTION 2
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>>380105112
I hope they have proper Egyptians holding black slaves so that the black people don't know if they should insult them or call them kangz
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NOBODY PLAYED THE CREW

THEY HAD TO GIVE THAT SHIT AWAY FOR FREE
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>its for a ubisoft streaming service
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Are we hip with the kids yet?
Look, it's the youtube!
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>>380105254
Keep crying you sensitive faggot
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>YO WHATS UP GUY THIS IS PLAIN WHITE PROTAGONIST HERE COMING AT YOU WITH ANOTHER HOT COMPILATION VIDEO OF ALL THE HOTTEST STUNTS
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>Best conference so far is Ubisoft

I am presently surprised
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>>380105491
Wtf i love assasains creed now
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Well that looks completely fucking bland
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>white guy winning everything
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HOLY FUCK
WHO
CARES
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>white male
o-oh
>>
KING
OF
ALL
MOTORSPORTS
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wow white boy power fantasy with cars

NEXT
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WHO ASKED FOR THIS
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>>380105614
>>>>>>>/pol/
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What the fuck is The Crew
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>This accent
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>it's not called Crewtinued
>>
Can do all of this right now in GTA.
Looks boring as shit.
>>
any chance of an ubiart game
>>
Ubisoft, you can't fucking make a good driving game. Just give up.
>>
>>380105641
this isn't a good thing
>>
>>380105254
But they all looked egyptian, not sub-saharan black.
>>
No it didn't

The crew had terrible driving mechanics and awful optimisation

It was the Fuel of the current generation
>>
>>380105673
Sounds like real life
>>
in ze futures
>>
is this frog trying to communicate
>>
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE CREW
>>
No one bought The Crew.
>>
>>380105641
how
>>
>>380105813
The only good driving game Ubisoft have made was Driver San Francisco

And it wasn't because of the driving
>>
>the french knowing anything about driving
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I didn't even know there was The Crew 1
>>
The Literal Who 2
>>
french is such a disgusting language
>>
that delayed applause
>>
>The Crew actually sold enough for ubi to commission another one

fucking normies
>>
This is the first time I've ever watched e3.

How do you autists do this every year? So boring.
>>
Ager?
>>
>>380105764
Yes, you need to go back.
>>
I saw this game at Target once
>>
What's he say? I don't understand Arabic
>>
Are people excited for the rabbids game? I'm not big into turn-based strategy games but it looks neat. I'm just assuming that switch owners won't like it because its too different.
>>
There was a the crew 1?
>>
>>380105983
and that wasn't even made by Frenchies.
>>
>>380105812
Nope. That would be something you might want to play.

>>380106035
It was an incredibly generic driving game with a big map. Nobody bought it. They gave it away for free at one point.
>>
>this is the crew 2
>silence
>plz clap
>>
om of moderm mation
>>
zis is le croo deux
>>
>>380106035
this

what the fuck was the crew 1?

why are they starting with this?
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>Lorde
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>>380106121
it's notably bad this year
>>
The om of modern mation you say
>>
>that popin
>>
>>380106121
Drinking and shitposting.
>>
Remember The Crew? That game nobody played? Here's a sequel! At ubisoft we don't understand the market we're trying to cater for!
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>>380106064
stay mad not being able to understand the most beautiful language ever created
>>
>>380105826
No, they all looked black and have terrible accents straight out of Uganda. On top of that they play a slave hymn during the trailer, and you're telling me they're not trying to make this a black thing?
>>
I fucking hate this """"""""IN-GAME GAMEPLAY""""""
>>
This looks better than NFS.
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>they are dedicating this much time to a sequel nobody wanted
>>
RUNNING IN ZE NINETIES
>>
STOP PRESENTING RACE GAMES AT E3 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THING
>STOP PRESENTING RACE GAMES AT E3 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THING
STOP PRESENTING RACE GAMES AT E3 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THING
>STOP PRESENTING RACE GAMES AT E3 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THING
>>
>The straikin booty of naydyer
>>
>>380106164
you know you can own a switch and be into that kind of game. i wasn't expecting anything from this crossover but it has my attention now
>>
>>380106121
by being on /v/ to shitpost
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Music for every trailer... ughh
>>
ZZZZZZZZ
>>
>>380106507
stupid akko poster
>>
biutiful naggure
>>
>>380106570
I heard Naygur.
>>
>>380106485
Go back to your safe space, whiny /pol/ baby
>>
>>380106507

its the om of moderm mation
>>
It's a generic driving game WITH BOATS

People love racing BOATS

AND PLANES
>>
>>380106538
>f-zero gets announced

I dunno buddy
>>
>managing to make TESTOSTERONE this boring
only the french
>>
Idk this game look not to bad actually
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>another car game

just show us the we wuz game already
>>
>>380106121
It helps not to watch Ubisoft, who are a bunch of shitters.
>>
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>mfw /v/ hates racing games because they can't drive
>>
>>380106454
>>380106507

>a game nobody played/wanted
>a company would give funds to make an expansive sequel to a game nobody played

I'm not sure you understand how business work
>>
>>380106485
why the butthurt? they`re just cashing in on the racial tension the media has created, not trying to push a political agenda you retard.

its just regular pandering lol
>>
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YAWWWWN.
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>>380106485
>No, they all looked black
They looked fucking yellow brown and have no negroid features. I love the KANGZ meme but you're just being silly.
>>
I'm genuinely bored of this conference now. When is something good going to happen?
>>
>>380106164
It looks fun.
>>
This is the lowest energy presentation I've ever seen
>>
>>380106682
That's all you people can ever retort with, lol. SAD!
>>
This looks like shit.
Please stop showing this game already and move on
>>
>>380106603
>cut to different scene on every drum beat
>all culminate together before the game title shows up on screen

Literally every fucking trailer
>>
>>380106801
I don't think you understand Ubisoft

Seriously, the Crew did not sell well, and had a very mediocre critical reception
>>
>>380106763
It will be mediocre like everything else from Ubisoft.
>>
>>380106847
>Ubisoft
>good
>>
>>380106762
this
>>
>>380106762
keked
>>
>>380106578
Yeah it definitely looks neat, but I'm curious what the actual numbers will look like when it releases.
>>
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>The Crew 1 was shit but sold well
>The Crew 2 is going to be good but it'll sell like shit

calling it
>>
>>380106847
I'm really hoping for something from South Park.
>>
This man should NOT have been given the job to pitch this game
>>
>>380106787
>implying

driving is fucking boring, you'd know that if you fucking drove faggot
>>
>>380106847
>When is something good going to happen?
Anon, this is E3. Why would anything good ever happen?
>>
if this E3 is proving anything its that graphics are stagnant
>>
Please just show Far Cry already so we can get the /pol/ tears out of the way
>>
Is it going to have an in-game radio or something? I can see it getting really dull if it doesn't.
>>
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Yay, how exciting.
>>
theyre being so safe to keep from fucking up
>>
This is the first e3 that i actually watch live, was this shit always so boring?
>>
Is there something in Quebec that makes everyone sound like they're about to fall asleep?
>>
>on PC

lol XCUX beat out again
>>
>>380106485
just get the fuck out this is SJW tier of delusional
>>
As a flight sim autist those plane maneuvers trigger me.

Wings would rip off.
>>
>>380107080
Oh man, sounds like ANOTHER game that saw the original release in 2014 that was ALSO developed by Ubisoft.
Hmm, I wonder what that game was.
>>
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>>380107149
>he drives an automatic
>>
Ah yes, the South Park game that should have come out two years ago
>>
I'd pay 20 dollars for it to drive around the map and waste time
>>
>>380107008
I think you're clearly retarded, but keep going with this strange theory that games that fail get sequels.
>>
TAKE DE LEED ON MUTHER NATIEON
Fucking frog eaters
>>
>show bullshot postprocessed trailer
>then right away show actual gameplay render which looks ten times worse

what did they mean by this
>>
They could have at least played some bootleg eurobeat
>>
>>380107267
No. It used to be good.
>>
Finally.
>>
to be fair this seem to have huge upgrades over the crew 1

should put that effort into games people care about tho
>>
>>380106682
not an arguement
>>
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>matt and trey incoming

oh boy here we go
>>
>call girl
kek
>>
>>380107302

moose ice cream
>>
>>380106847
youre watching a french autist presenting in a country he hates
>>
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>meme park
>>
Love this guy talking about the crew 2 like it's the world's best lover.
>>
by the time this game comes out its subject matter will be so passe no one will even care
>>
STRIKING BEAUTY OF NIGGER
>>
Sure, make it negro
>>
I've completely lost interest in this game. Plus it's taken so fucking long it's not relevant any more
>>
Can't stand all these fags saying Sony will "Save" E3

Sony literally shits multiplats for an hour and two movie games and people think that's magically saving everything? Sony is consistently the most cancerous force in gaming
>>
ELLIJAH WOOD?
>>
trey and matt have sucked at doing the voices for like a decade but this is egregiously bad
>>
>VR shit
>>
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
>>
Haha Timmy is Professor X.
>>
even if the making fun of superhero meme is stale now, this still looks good desu
>>
Fucking finally that game is coming out
>>
>>380107609
this
the superhero hype is over
>>
>VR

AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT
>>
FRODO YOU FUCKING SELL OUT
>>
FRODO IN VR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>380107694
>implying capeshit shitposting isn't still relevant

Just go on /co/ and /tv/
>>
hey its harry potter
>>
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>there are people who actually buy Ubisoft games

Why?
>>
>VR
Fuck off
>>
>Elija Wood
>VR
>Ubisoft
Oh, this will be good.
>>
>movie vr shit
Closed
>>
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>Frodo
>VR

oh boy
>>
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What's frodo doing?
>>
>>380107876
Rainbow six siege was alright
>>
>>380107876
Because they are good and fun?
>>
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>bilbo baggins out of nowhere
>>
FRODO?
>>
Why hasn't a company coined a term for these cinematic games like interactive games or some shit
>>
>VR is bad


Have you faggots even played a vr game?
>>
>FRODO
Finally something interesting.
>>
>VR shit

No. Stop.
>>
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VR is already fucking dead
>>
>It's a "the trailer tells us nothing" trailer
>>
>VR

Double gay
>>
did she say movie?
>>
This is the plot of Evil Within
>>
Why didn't the eagles just carry the ring to Mordor?
>>
>vcr tracking is scary
>>
Where the hell are Trey and Matt? What is this shit?
>>
>It's just PT in VR

AUUGGHHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO ORIGINALITY?!??
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#ElijahWood

Close enough
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my boy is here
>>
>>380107580
stick of truth was p good dum frog. also the fps for the n64 was fucking awesome
>>
>2018

fuck off.
>>
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>>380107980
>good
>fun
>>
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>VR

ENOUGH GOD PLEASE FUCK OFF
>>
Is this video games?
>>
Why doesn't Ubisoft show some good games?
>>
>total recall
>>
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>>380108162
Nice.
>>
>>380108162
kekd
>>
>not a LotR VR game.

lame
>>
>VR game about the dangers of VR
>>
Is elijah woods an actor or a professional creepy fucker?
>>
I'M APPY
>>
So what the fuck was that vr game? No gameplay??
>>
im appi
singa pour
>>
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THAT FUCKING ACCENT
>>
>>380108243
>Ubisoft
>>
French people, the H is not silent, stop that.
>>
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY FRENCHMAN? A FAGGUETTE!
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>be ubisoft
>hire frodo for a few millions for a trailer
>show no game
>>
>>380108324
Both. Didn't you see the remake of Maniac?
>>
>the C team bringing another shitshow
>>
Is this Napoopan?
>>
This guy is so faggy
>>
Is this guy gay or just very French?
>>
>>380107357
Was that when Blood Dragon came out?
>>
BLACK FLAG 2 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
MORE AC

AMAZING
>>
>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>PIRATE GAME
WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING CONFERENCE THIS YEAR HAVE A PIRATE GAME?
ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO APE OFF OF SEA OF THIEVES?
>>
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>>380107767
WAAAH I HATE EVERYTHING AND MUST BE CONTRARY TO EVERYTHING POPULAR
>>
PIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAATESSSSSSSS
>>
Kingdom battle will legit be the most exciting game this conference
>>
>female captain
"no"
>>
sure are a lot of pirate games
>>
>female captain
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Female captain

Yeah I'm out
>>
ANOTHER PIRATE GAME. yay..
>>
Black Flag 2 sans AssCreed?
>>
Pirate game
>> Ubisoft Singapore
>>
Wait, this could be good.
>>
WOMYN
>>
>>380108324
Yes.
>>
>>380108531
asscreed 4 is considered the best asscred

so pirates are a thing now
>>
>female captain

dropped
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>yfw its just assassins creed black flag in 4k
>>
What's with all these pirate games recently?
>>
I think this is Greedfall.
>>
are pirates the new zombies?
>>
>>380108689
yeah no
>>
>>380108736
>female captain

SHIT GAME
>>
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED GOLD ROGER
>>
had me til the female captain
>>
>>380108514
No, Watch_Dogs
Except Watch_Dogs 2 wasn't good.
>>
why do they pretend pirates are still revelant?
>>
>pirates
>women

shut this shit down immediately
>>
>a woman telling men what to do on a ship in those times
>>
>Some pretty blonde white girl model chick is in the war

Yeah ok.
>>
>implying all those burly crewman wouldn't just rape the captain.

Dropped
>>
>Strong female protagonist
Yeah fuck off ubisoft
>>
>BLACK FLAG 2
>>
>>380108531
Themes just happen occasionally, back when watchdogs got announced we got a lot of near future shit.
>>
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>girl pirate
>>
>female pirate captain
>Crew dosent take turns raping her and over throwing her ship


UNREALISTIC GARBAGE!!!!
>>
i em girl pirate, am stronk, praise me
>>
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>Fags dont want to paly as a QT Pirate wench
>>
If I want a gritty ships game I'll play that

What isn't relevant is a fucking FEMALE CAPTAIN

THAT SHIT IS DUMB
>>
>>380106827
Because it encourages the people that actually believe in the KANGZ bullshit.

>>380106840
PLEASE, LEE ME ALON. WHY YOU DO DIS?? ME JUST WANT TO BE ASSASSIN, WHY YOU GWON BUMBACLOT ON ME IRIE??
>>
>>380108785
b-but
>>
Why not start with gameplay like the mario game, this is just boring
>>
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OH BOY! ANOTHER PIRATE GAME
>>
>Watch_Dogs 3: The Open Sea
>>
>>380108931
It's completely out of context

Imagine master and commander where the captain is female
>>
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>it's another "not a single good thing shown" conference
>>
atleast the frogs know how to make qts
>>
>>380100062
OH LOOK IT'S A COOL TRAILER BECAUSE SOMETHING FRAMATIC IS HAPPENING BUT THE MUSIC IS RELAXING. ISN'T IT SO CREATIVE YOU GUYS?
>>
>skull and bones
B R A V O
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strong independent female captain btw
>>
>>380108882

pirates would never rape anon they respect womens
>>
Pirates are great desu, might be cool.
>>
>>380108545
>WAHH ILL LOVE EVERYTHING TO BE CONTRARIAN TO THE CONTRARIANS
>>
>>380108854
It happened. There was a few feared pirated and I think the most "successful" was female.
>>
>year 1721
>dainty womyn captain
>not a scurvy wench at the very least

Fuck off
>>
>>380108931
>Fag wants to play as an ugly pirate dyke

Also
>Western game
>QT women
Pick one
>>
>>380108963
>fucking FEMALE CAPTAIN
real life had a few female pirates
>>
Oh look. A pirate era ship combat game that's probably going to be terrible.
>>
DONT TRY TO MAKE THIS ABOUT HOW REALISTIC THE PIRATES ARE FUCK YOU
>>
Women totally weren't raped to death on pirate ships or anything
>>
>>380109086
FUCKING HELL IVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS
>>
>think to myself this game is 100% shit when I see a single female on board of any of these ships
>le strong womyn captain appears
>uses chain shots to one shot the other ship
It hurts bros.
>>
Stand alone assassins creed pirates. Doesnt sound too bad.
>>
>Ubisoft implements a bunch of shitty DRM to stop piracy
>makes a game about literal pirates
Ummmmmm hypocrisy much?????????
>>
>female pirate

k
>>
GURL POWAH

Ugh. I thought it was gonna be the /v/ of Black Sails...
>>
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>>380109075
It's pirates with waifus what else could you need in life?
>>
>golden age of piracy
>>
God dammit Ubisoft, just when I'm out they pull me back in. Curse my pirate fetish.
>>
I want to play this but I unironically can't play this if it has a female captain because it's too rtarded
>>
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>people meme texting about Pirate games
>meanwhile FOUR FUCKING ZOMBIE games continue to be made
>>
>>380109161
Wasn't there that Chinese one?
>>
more generic pirate shit
>>
>>380109078
>Didn't see rabbids peach
>>
>female captain
>gets rekt instantly

well that was unexpected
>>
TIME TO CLAIM THE FOOD CHAIN FAGGOT
>>
>>380108931
does she get gangbanged by all the crew?
>>
>friends
>>
>the most generic and cliche fucking name ever
>>
>Implying the wench wouldn't be raped by the entire crew two days in
>>
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>'its another female leader episode

Hold it right there niggers, theres nothing wrong with this.
>>
Oh, it's multiplayer, I've lost all interest

Might as well play Naval Action
>>
>/v/ is fine is it's a cute anime girl captain, but not if it's from a Western company

Who the fuck cares, it's tits in the game, you homos.
Still looks boring as shit though.
>>
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
>>
>>380109272
>WESTERN GAME
>WAIFU
Kill yourself

Also, Ubisoft is literally just copying Blackwake.
>>
>>380108790
>>380108736
>>380108821
>>380108825
>>380108854
There WERE female pirates and captain pirates though.
>>
FIVE ON FIVE
TEAM BASED
PVP
>>
>multiplayer
>seasons
>pvp
>>
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>Yfw its some shitty RTS game
>>
>>380109260
it's realistic I saw Pirates of the Caribbean
>>
>ONLINE MULTIPLAYER PIRATE SHOOTER
LOL
>>
>>380109417
If she was ugly as fuck and really rough and manly I'd be happier with it. Not some sort of delicate qt. That's fucking stupid.
>>
Whats the fucking bet all these features will be watered down garbage in the actual game
>>
>>380109307
that one zombie game at the microsoft conference looked like it was intentionally made to be terribly generic.
>>
You whiners do know there has been a couple of female pirate captains in real life, right? Some of them were even successful too.
>>
>>380109474
but they literally said their inspiration was feedback from Black Flag....
>>
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So this is the annual big announcement from ubisoft that turns out to be microtransaction filled shit.
>>
>>380109417
its ok when anime does it, though
>>
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>Pirate esports
>>
>being a boring sea pirate
>not even a air pirate or a space pirate
>>
>The Raiders vs The Cutthroats
Could they get any more fucking generic
>>
>>380109616
No, you would be complaining that she's catered to the SJW who hate beauty in any form of existence.
>>
>>380109075
>Imagine master and commander where the captain is female
Is she hot? If so, I don't see the problem
If she's ugly I'll call it feminist bullshit and make a billion threads about ti
>>
It's amazing how fast I've gone from interested to completely indifferent
>>
>>380109310
Can't remember. That rings a bell though.
>>
>>380109458
>whats context
>>
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Literally a rip off of Black Flag
>>
>>380109458
Anime never implies realism, western games almost always do.

thats the difference.
>>
SEA SHANTIES CONFIRMED
>>
>>380109494
Only as deck whores. you think pirates were honorable men who respected womyn?
>>
It's totally not prerendered you guys
>>
>>380109417
space pirates don't count

if you're talking about old fashioned pirates, they would've fucking raped that "captain"

this is just ubisoft trying to be D I V E R S E
>>
Wait, is this a fucking MOBA?

REALLY?
>>
gg we lose team picked 4 sloops fucking FAGGOTS
>>
>>380109758
It's cause the trailer is literally a documentary voiceover
>>
>>380109310
Yeah, she was ridiculously successful. So much so that the chink government af the time gave her full pardons and let her keep her treasure just so her pirates would fuck off.
>>
>>380109417
then make a game about space pirates and not black flag 2
>>
>>380109870
It doesn't ever look good why does it need to be?
>>
>>380109417

its expected for anime
>>
Okay, but isn't there already is an MMO with pirates that's exactly like this?
>>
>>380109750
I wouldn't, actually. I have a problem with things that are unconvincing. If everyone else is a gritty stereotype why is the female suddenly supermodel tier?
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>UNIQUE
>UNIQUE
Isn't this like Sea of thieves but with better graphics?
>>
>>380109881
Since when is this game about realism?
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>>380108931
the game is multiplayer
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>hit markers
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>>380109993
Naval action?
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Female pirate captains are the best. Fight me.
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>>380110008
No, it's Blackwake with slightly better graphics.
>>
>multiplayer only

its trash
>>
I think I'll just play AssCreed4 again.
>>
Did those cannons just fire at the speed of light
>>
die u soggy nutmegs!
>>
>you can only control the boat

it's shit
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>DROWN YOU SOGGY NUTMEGS
>>
loot loot loot
>>
Ubisoft sucks a fat cock
>>
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So is this 5v5 pirate matches and not open explorations?
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OMG tactical naval combat so fun!
>>
>>380110012
>they literally talked about pirate realism after the trailer

>you can be a realll pirate

I don't mind unrealism, just be upfront with it
>>
literally the division on ships lmao
>>
I'd rather have a game where I can play as a British privateer fucking the french and spanish for the crown and the prize.
>>
>>380110169
This. AC4 and Sea of Thieves are better.
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>it's litteraly FOR HONOR but with ships

dead on arrival
>>
>>380110121
I was thinking of ArcheAge.
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBwLZSi7I-Q
>>
>>380110008
>>380110127
No, its that one part in Sly Cooper 3 but with better graphics
>>
>all the first mates are the same black guy
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>Boarding is a cutscene
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>>380110352
Yep. I give it even less time than For Honor

I don't think Ubisoft ever learn
>>
Looks pretty, expect that downgrade
>>
>>380110121
*navel
>>
>Ubi try esports with L I T E R A L L Y one of the most anti-normie concepts ever

sugoi
>>
>no hand to hand combat
Into the trash.
>>
>NO MELEE COMBAT

so it's just controlling the ship and nothing else?
lame
>>
>all those reused assets from black flag

just slap a new name on it and bam
new game

BRAVO UBI
R
A
V
O

U
B
I
>>
>make your own ships and crews

boy what the fuck i need this
>>
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It's another "remaking a different game that's better and cheaper" episode
>>
>>380110352
More like multiplayer only AC4
>>
>World of Ships featuring Black Flag ship combat
>that's it
At least Sea of Thieves lets you dig up treasure and get drunk and shit, this looks braindead just like For Honor
>>
>>380110547
yuuup
>>
gg noob frigate cyka
>>
>Can't even kill the pirate hunters.
Shit game
>>
Well that looks rubbish
>>
>Ubisoft takes the worst part of AC3 and makes an entire game out of it called AC4.
>Now Ubisoft takes AC4, strips away all land and foot-based content and makes a multiplayer pirate ship shooter out of it.

Fucking wow.
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>>380110352
dumbest thing i've read today
>>
It sounds like Naval Action
>>
This seems very lame and didn't the exact same game concept flop just last year?
>>
>>380110746
its true though.
>>
cant wait for some webms of those fucking physics
>>
>>380110463
isnĀ“t that literally the same model and voice of the kang who was your first mate in AC4?
>>
>Now here's a really unique game
>It's nothing but watered down Ass Creed Black Flag ship combat
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>>380110126
nothing wrong with it, just nice things
>>
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>
>a world that evolves
I've never dropped a game so hard before.
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>not making a multiplayer pirate game where you must gather a crew of other pirates and then have things like swashbuckling, clans and take advantage of other ships to be in your army

>and now theres a fucking kracken
>>
>>380110653
Hell even Kancolle is better.
>>
>>380110275
>we have to say our game isn't realistic or else we'll trigger this specific community!
i've already seen this bitchy whining somewhere...
>>
DAVY JONES
>>
>people wanted Black Flag without the AssCreed shit
>this is what they get
Top kek.
>>
KRAKEN CONFIRMED
>>
pirates are the new zombies
>>
AH

HERE'S THE UBISOFT I KNOW
>>
They're even using the shanties from AC4 fucking wow LOL
>>
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>kraken
>>
Tron?
>>
>>380109831
how is it a ripoff if its from the same developer?
>>
SUB ZERO
>>
>giant squid

gay

dropped
>>
SQUID
>>
kraken and ghost pirate dlc
>>
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>>
Post yfw Kraken
>>
HERE WE GO LADS
>>
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HERE WE GO
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>380110864
>watered down
>a game only about ship combat will have watered down ship combat

What is it with this board
>>
THE CRINGE!
>>
>>380110994
>i'm whining about someone whining
I've already seen this bitchy whining somewhere...
>>
Here we go
>>
back to cringing lads
>>
>black flag ship combat
>cant even assassinate the other ship captain
>can't shoot people yourself
>literally nothing but ship combat

idiots
>>
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STOP IT.
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>but muh realism
>literal kraken
>>
Here we fucking go.
Stop trying to sell Just Dance. It's not going to work.
>>
JUST DANCE FINALLY , that's all i wanted to see
>>
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WHAT IS THIS HELP HELP HELP
>>
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Oh no.
>>
>Just Dance still sells enough for Ubi to put real money into this shit
>>
What's with the sub-zeroes?
>>
>DANCING

OMFG THIS IS WORSE THAN BETHESDA LMAO
>>
>KPOP
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>Fucking KPOP
Oh my god, this couldn't get any better.
>>
and nowe shit music
>>
is there a single post in this thread that isnt "ironically" retarded?
>>
>>380111369
>kpop with nIGGER and chink dancing

ok
>>
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>>380111225
>>
I love jamiroquai but Just Dance can fuck off.
>>
Where's Scorpion when you need him?
>>
Now this is the Ubi I know!
>>
>K pop is now included

OH BOYYYYYY
>>
GODDAMMIT FRANCE STOP BEING FUCKING ASIA LOVERS!
>>
I believe this is what people call cringe
>>
someone make them stop
>>
What is Sub Zero doing?
>>
K POP CONFIRMED
K POP CONFIRMED
K POP CONFIRMED
K POP CONFIRMED
>>
There's the dance number nobody asked for. Almost forgot it was the Ubisoft conference until that
>>
THEY'RE NOT EVEN ASIAN
>>
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>just dance
>just
>>
>WE WANT THE KPOOP AUDIENCE
>>
Maximum CRINGE
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHO IS THIS SPOSED TO APPEAL TO
>>
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BABU BABU POP POP
>>
>>380111604
BUBBLE POP
>>
it's the first time i'm watching a ubi conference, wtf is this shit? is it always like this?
>>
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tfw dubstep
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>finally getting some cringecore
UBISOFT SAVING E3
>>
Bebe got fat.
>>
>the budget k-pop group
>>
this is why we need #girlwood

it makes this seem even more cringey
>>
Literally who?
>>
dat ass tho
>>
ABORT ABORT
>>
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Someone send help
>>
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>
fuck this I'm out.

This E3 has been pretty shit so far
But that dance number just gave me cancer
>>
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>hey fellow Ubisoft employees, what do our consumers really like?
>kpop dancing and shitty pop singers

YES UBISOFT
>>
>>380100062
IT WAS GOIIING SO WELL WHYYYY?!?!?!
>>
Um. Who?
>>
Singer has nice legs and arse t b h
>>
I think this is at least three shots in the E3 drinking rules
>>
Holy shit THIC
>>
Need a new thread
>>
>sub zeros dancing to kpop

well i wasnt expecting this when i woke up from bed this morning
>>
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>Kpop
>>
>>380110998
DO YOU FEAR DEATH?

DO YOU FEAR THAT DARK ABYSS
>>
Is this Just Dance x Mortal Kombat?
>Captcha was gook street signs
>>
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Why do they keep doing this ever e3?
>>
EXTREMELY THICC whats her name again?
>>
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WHAT IS THIS
>>
The Lin Kuei have fallen on hard times.
>>
Wub
>>
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time to turn this shit off
>>
>complaining about the Kraken

AS IF THE FEMALE SHIP CAPTAIN DIDN'T ALREADY ESTABLISH THIS WAS A FICTIONAL UNIVERSE!
>>
>>380111950
see you tomorrow
>>
They are actually punishing the audience because they didn't clap enough
>>
>bebe rexa

who?
>>
>>380111901
Dont know what you've got until its gone I guess.
>>
> /v/ doesn't like a game thats massively popular with normies

whatever fuckers
>>
Ubi has best girl
>>
Byeeeee

Well alright then
>>
>More South Park
>>
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THAT THICC
>>
g p s
navigation
device
>>
>MORE SOUTH PARK
>>
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
k bye :3
>>
Will someone dance with her already?
>>
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MOBILE GAMES
>>
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>>
On the Switch, Wii U AND Wii? Lol
>>
WE WANT THE HEARTHSTONE AUDIENCE
>>
I liked the mortal kombat robots
>>
didn't they make an episode about tap to win games?
>>
EVERY SINGLE PERFORMANCE IS TRASH ALL OF THEM WHJERE THE FUCK I0S THE ROCK? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE METAL WHY IS IT ALL POP SHIT? THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS WORSE IS COUNTRY
>>
THEY LITERALLY DID AN EPISODE ABOUT HOW THESE GAMES ARE MONEY GRABBING SCAMS. FUCK YOU, TREY AND MATT.
>>
>>380112229
She had one good song when she as a teenager. Now she got "thick" and dyed her hair blonde. She was cute years ago and now is trash.
>>
>>380111795
Yes. Usually this part comes earlier. BEHOLD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioay6L5cWXk
>>
>Inuits are technically native american
Ok that got a laugh
>>
B Y E
Y
E
>>
OMG STARFIELD
>>
>>380112549
>>380112549
>>380112549
>>
>>380111026
If they donĀ“t want to make a singeplayer game they should have taken DayZ or Rust, make the ship the base you built up with your friends,

>> get this shit without even boarding enemy ships
>>
>make an episode shitting on freemium games
>make one
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