Should i bother watching the ubisoft conference, or just skip it?
watch it
it's usually pretty entertaining
>>380096081
What's your tolerance for cringe?
>>380096081
Well if you don't watch it I expect it'll all be in crowbcat's video
>>380096813
Usually pretty high
Depends on the situation though
>>380096995
Then sit back and enjoy the show
so much cringe its actually fun to watch
Ubi always tends to be a high point of e3
>>380096081
>skipping Ubisoft of all companies
are you retarded?
>>380097464
Never said i was going to skip
>>380097705
you shouldn't even THINK about it anon
shame on you
I hope you become a better person after this
>>380097803I never thought about it, the person who created this thread isnt me
That logo looks like dogshit seen from above
>>380096081
Why'd they change their logo? The old one was good enough This one is bland as fuck
>janitors don't allow a single comfy thread
why
the stickies end up moving at 500 posts a minute it's too much for me
>>380096081
I will watch just because I am a total E3 whore who loves self-abuse.
>>380099214
>janitors dont allow a single comfy thread
???
>Rocco going over everyone's heads
R A Y M A N
A
Y
M
A
Njust mario x rabbids, Grant Kirkhope is doing the score SCREENCAP THIS
This is going to suck.
>>380099737
wow
>>380096081
skip.
Bunch of 'open world' ubishit games which equate to a bunch of land where 95% of it is enemy boring.
I'm that confident I know what I'll feel about this conference afterwards I'll post mfw for the end of it now.
>>380096081
>I was wondering what if Rabbids joined the the world of Mario
Literally no one has thought of that ya dumb frog.
Imagine if this hadn't been leaked, the absolute shitstorm that /v/ would be for the rest of the day
Is this the comfy thread, sticky is fucking cancer
These engrish kek
Oh god Nintendo fans must be on suicide watch
>>380100379
Pretty much
It's so awkward
>the world of Mayo!
This has become surreal very quickly
>>380100379
/v/ would have been filled with Top Ten Most Shocking Betrayals.
>shiggy diggy rabbids
THIS CRINGE
Well at least Iwata doesn't have to suffer this shit.
I wanted so badly to believe it was fake.
THANKS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU STABBED US IN THE BACK UBISOFT
CUTE
CUTEEEEEEE
Rabbids is still relevant?
>Miyamoto still hasnt bothered learning english
Jesus christ
>>380100720
We live in a very strange time
Miyamato must be a millionaire why hasn't he taken English classes?
Jesus Christ stop rimming the French guy
>>380101002
Why would he bother to learn an inferior language?
>>380101002
>learning to speak albino pig
Nah.
>>380101002
>>380101038
>not speaking jap already
wherefore so
>>380100986
My wife loves it
>>380100379
Everyones still shocked, most thought it was fucking fake
>No Aisha
Shit conference
>>380101152
davide is full of regret
>make a Mario game that has never been made before
So a shit Mario game?
Was he fucking crying?
Lads this segment is gonna go on for a while, isn't it.
These guys have probably met less than 7 times
>>380101002
Neither has Yves
This is dragging on for too long.
>>380101439
I'd tear up too being acknowledged by sempai
reminder that rabbids are just minions but extra shitty
>>380101439
The fulfillment of a weeb's life-long dream
I'm glad they got this out of the way now and weren't saving it for the Nintendo show.
I felt like ubishit guy wanted the jap gone as quickly as possible.
>>380101643
Proto-minions
Iwata is rolling in his grave
>>380101435
Nah there's been shit Mario games before, just look at the Phillips CDI.
BANJO KAZOOIE NUTS AND BOLTS / VIVA PINATA MUSIC
>More than three fucking years
>ON THIS SHIT
I cannot describe my emotions right now
>that DoF
Is this game made for toddlers?
Mario's been watching a lot of naruto lately I see.
>>380101765
cro-magnon minions
I want to fuck peach so badly
>>380101973
Probably, yes.
>>380100986
It sold half the amount of total copies that Rayman did in half the timeframe
>>380101973
Nintenbros yes
>it's xcom x mario x rabbids
I never knew I wanted this but this looks good. would be best without the rabbids tho
>Mario Xcom
what
>Xcom Mario
Holy shit
It looks great! Tactics and strategy!
>Resonance of Fate gameplay
I'm sold.
Super Mario of War
What in the ever living fuck is this mario+rabbid shit.
Fucking xcom mario.
Why, Who did this? Who asked for this?
Why can't we just have new games? Seriously, I don't even care if it might be shit but why can't we just have a couple new game ideas that aren't collaborations, remakes or fucking sequels.
Is this a fucking Mario RPG sequel but a million times worse
>basically x-com
Alright
>mario is able to attack even when it's not his turn
sounds op AF honestly
>>380102393
Have you even played that game?
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
>XCOM gameplay
Can't wait for based Firaxis to sue Ubisoft for stealing XCOM's game mechanics.
Why didn't they just make Super Mario Tactics instead of this xcom shit?
This is weird
>no todd
>no aisha
>little bit of shigg
weird feel
>>380102631
Have you?
Its weird as fuck but I like it.
I SAW A SKILL TREE. SKILL TREE IN A MARIO GAME!!
This would have been received a hundred times better without the rabbits
Oh thank fuck it's over
That unironically looked pretty good.
>>380102985
Undoubtedly
>Xcom mario
>>380102840
The ingame battle combat is nothing like this
>>380103130
It's exactly like it though?
WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpuwFPCcOxs
>>380102998
>it's over
Look again
Is this is guys
Has the industry truly ran out of ideas?
>>380103241
lol
what the fuck is this music
Holy fuck just give this game a rest already
Is that Airbourne?
>we want the autistic audience
Excellent marketing
>>380103263
So the entire game is Mario follows a roomba vacuum with no platforming until they battle? Why is Mario even in this? How is this even a crossover game there were like 2 Mario characters?
>15 minutes of this
It seems like an alright game, but I cannot get over how much I hate its aesthetic
Half the conference was just for this game kek
>implying mario xcom doesn't look fun as fuck
KYS cynical pieces of shit
>>380102985
Totally, but its contracted by Miyamoto.
Rabbid peach looks like it has facial hair.
I would buy itif I owned a switch
>>380103573
Rabbids though
what the fuck did I just watch
ASSASSIN KANGS PLEASE NO NOT AGAIN
time for shitposting
>it's okay to have these creatures in a mario game but somehow paper mario OCs aren't
>>380103573
I liked it but it would be better without the rabbid cancer.
>>380103573
It does look okay but if you cant skip cutscenes I'd kill myself before the gameplay started
>>380103553
I don't know specifically what the buzzword aesthetic means anymore, but I think it looks really good.
>>380103776
Yeah, at least it looks like after a while you can recruit only Mario characters into your party, as they have Peach and Yoshi to go together with Mario. Bashing enemy rabbids' heads in sounds like the best out of a worst situation then
>rabbids
>AC 200
ok what's next, just dance? shootey patootie?
I still hate the fact it's set in the Ptolemaic era and everything looks like the 4th Dynasty.
>>380103573
>fun
there's that buzzword again
>>380104234
They seem to have just said FUCK HISTORY at this stage.
When one of the few appealing things of Assassin's Creed was the historical aspect.
>>380103573
Rabbids fucking make shit worse. Ubisoft should've killed them off long ago. Noboby like them.
Should've replaced the Rabbids with aliens and BAM True Mario XCOM.
>>380102736
Seems like all the conferences have been avoiding any cringe. No Aisha sounds like a good thing.
Then again, who am I kidding? The only reason to watch these things is for the cringe. That's why this E3 has sucked sick so far.
>no gameplay
>>380104676
Retard
>>380104234
Ass Creed was never very good at keeping things historically accurate. In Black Flag all the pirates died in the wrong order.
>>380104561
AC 2 was sweet, Italy was really well done.
>>380104736
>recording a tv
Uhhhh?
>Mario X Rabbids is real
>Its real
>I T S R E A L
My mind cant fucking cope
>>380104234
>it's set in the Ptolemaic
What, seriously? At least they didn't go full WEWUZ
>>380104730
Wow I sure love watching someone filming it on a fucking monitor you drooling mongoloid
>filming a computer screen on a coffee table
what is this amatuer hour?
>>380104920
Are you 7?
>>380105025
Are you 8?
>>380104817
except it wasn't well done. Renaissance Italy wasn't a glossy paradice
>Ass Creed #53453
>Patented Nu-Ubisoft drone gameplay feature
exciting
WE WUZ CARS N SHEIT
They were clearly concealing a PC back here
>>380105130
I'm sure you know, having watched those lurid BBC period dramas
>>380105025
>plenty of gameplay already shown since yesterday in the MS conference
>they said there would be more after the show
>where is the gameplay xD
>>380105040
Are you 9?
>>380096081
Watch every E3 conference for the cringe.
>CGI trailers in 2017
I hate this shit. Who cares? ACTUAL gameplay or bust
Fun movie, where's the video games?
>>380104561
I don't want history in muh gaems, just kill people and explosion and guns
>>380105662
Are you 10?
>>380105502
>people to this they will exclaim how good the "game" looks
>>380105502
this is gameplay you tard, it's running on xboX
>>380105662
and kangz
>the crew
The first is disgusting.
Wait a minute didnt The Crew flop really hard? Shit reviews and sales.
>15 minutes of Rabbids
>Oh yeah and some Assassin's Creed, only our biggest franchise
Nice priorities there, Ubisoft.
>>380105040
The worst part is not that they forgot to give direct feed, it was that it was so sunny you could barely see the screen.
Luckily the three playing weren't cringe.
The Crew 2: Electric Boogaloo
Who the fuck asked for this
>>380106038
AC's getting the post show gameplay
welcome to no gameplay
ONE MIRRION MOTORSPORTS
WOOOOW
Notforza/10
Didn't we just watch a trailer, why are there two?
>>380105502
When was the last time they gave us "actual" gameplay?
>this porsche shilling at this e3
unreal
JEW
HANDS
I like these comfy E3 non-stickies.
>>380106424
Like the first minute of the Mario Rabbids game? Are you retarded?
I just started watching the presentation, what did I miss?
>>380106753
marioxrabbids is real
>>380106753
mario xcom game
>>380106001
>The Crew
it wasn't a flop but it also wasn't some massive success; it received mixed reviews. seeing as it's getting a sequel, it did well enough to warran that.
>>380106753
Rabbids+mario, Ac and crew 2
So it lets you race lots of different vehicle types but does them all mediocre. Great.
>>380106798
>>380106927
>>380106982
>mario
so nothing then
>>380106038
rabbids looked more fun than AC: kangz edition
>>380106001
They promised 1:1 scale America. Not delivering anywhere near that fucked them. The ai also had the worst cheating.
>This dude speaking during Crew 2
Jesus Christ I can't understand what the fuck he's talking about half the time. Proper English motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>380107115
>Mario in the title so its shit
Shitpost in the sticky kid
At least ButWhole isn't vaporware.
>>380107428
no need to get butthurt
>>380106731
I haven't watched the Ubisoft conference.
I meant in general. Everything shown at these conferences always gets downgraded tenfold upon release.
They gonna drag out Trey and Matt again?
>>380107591
pls no
hehe...butthole
>movie games
Hurray
oh shit the nigga from wilfred
>>380107428
>Mario is in the title so it's good
>>380107591
After triggering everyone last time?
Hell no.
>VR
no one cares
>More VR
Please no.
>vr meme
>muh movie game
>VR VR VR VR VR VR VR
Elijah channeling his inner Van Darkholme I see.
>>380108020
Didnt say that.
>>380108071
>>380108073
>>380108084
is that the buzzword of this year ?
>>380108146
you basically did with that little outlash
I really want VR to be good, so that actually has me excited
>STILL pushing VR
Why does Yves come across as a minor Bond villain?
>>380108231
It has to be that or FOURKAY
>singapooran software
No wonder Ubisoft games are such a buggy shitty mess recently, they all let subhuman asians code them
piratekino?
>Singapore
why would you embarrass yourselves like this
>>380108398
what even was that shit. there was no graphics, no gameplay, no story, nothing. Just a first grade art school projecct
JUST GOOD BUSINESS
I don't know what this game is but I love pirates n shiiiiet
R E A L L Y
U N I Q U E
>>380108643
building atmosphere, i guess. idk, elijah wood is usually a good sign from a storytelling perspective
>>380108231
Buzzword is the buzzword of the year.
>more no gameplay
>British female pirate captain
Oh boy, here we go.
Black Flag, Exclusive Edition
>skull n bones pretty sure this is some right wing shit
>Cute pirate girls to rape
YES
>>380108867
you got me
This is the most generic pirate concept I've ever seen
>No gameplay
wow what an original title
>>380108975
who cares
Where was gameplay?! What was Elijah selling?
>>380109072
why ?
This is just sea of thieves what the fuck why are pirates suddenly popular
PIRATE KING?
DID THEY SAY PIRATE KING?
Isn't this, conceptually, exactly what people were saying they wanted that microsoft pirate game to be?
>>380108276
>you basically did
>hey retard don't automatically assume its shit because of the title
>"duuuuhhh dat means u atomiticallly tink es gud rite?"
Dont @ me
What the fuck happened? Why is Ubisoft saving games? Showing new IPs left right and center? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
>more 'epic loot' shit
FUCK OFF
>Multiplayer exclusive
For fuck sake.
Couldn't just make a single player game could they? Interest completely lost.
Vince McMahon should name his next PPV Skull and Bones
>>380109579
>why are pirates suddenly popular
New pirates of the caribbean came out
>Pre Alpha gameplay
I hate how they lie like this.
This does look better than rare's pirate game.
I wonder how ubi will ruin it.
this game looks boring as fuck
Is Sea of Thieves but with better everything.
>>380109646
>Showing new IPs left right and center?
rabbits and pirates barely count as a new anything
It looks like Black Flag was a tech demo for this
Alright, now THIS looks fucking hype
>reused Black Flag shanties
KEK
>>380109929
>tactical retreat
>>380109579
>pirates
>suddenly popular
>Skull and Bones
>>380109678
>we will bring the pirate game everyone wanted from AC IV
>It's a multiplayer exclusive though
>>380109795
I completely forgot about that. Did Johnny Depp need a paycheck or something?
>>380109579
Black Sails
>>380109946
And this time you don't even have to deal with the garbage ass creed story shit. That's pretty much perfect
>Sea of Thieves team on suicide watch.
>ramming boats
This is retarded
VAMOS CON TODOOOOOOOO FUEGOOOOOOO
So was AC4 literally just a beta test for this?
Kind of wanted just a single player game with the girl pirate.
>>380110305
Sea of Thieves is more of a co-op game though
A reminder that Ubisoft did make a survey
asking people if they wanted an all new IP pirate games way back when Black Flag came out because so many people loved the pirates aspect of it. Just in case you are wondering why it looks so much like Black Flag.
>no actual boarding gameplay
That kinda sucks
>>380110157
Didn't they say you can play it solo or as a team?
Ok I'm hype. Boat parts in black flag was the only good stuff in it
>>380110427
Naval rams, it works.
>>380110305
Sea of thieves has you controlling individual crew members on a boat.
This is more like world of warships except with pirates.
>>380110458
Looks like it, the shit controls look identical
>>380110561
Yeah, why would you not include that?
>Black Flag pirate crew songs
Wow Ubisoft rehashing assets again.
>>380110305
looks more enjoyable than this game
>tfw the game will require uplay
>When you act, it reacts
yeah that's how a fucking GAME works
>Dance shit
time for cringe
>Sign up for our beta
>site doesn't even exist yet
>>380110701
If both boats instantly died, I'd be fine with it
>black flag without assassin shit
hey that's-
HWTA THE FUCK, GIANT SQUID
GREAT BULWARKS OF WATER HIDE ELDRITCH TRUTHS
WHERE IS THE DIVISION 2
for fucks sake
>Mortal Kombat X Just Dance
what the fuck!?
No lie, Black Flags: Electric Boogaloo is probably the most hype game I've seen at E3 so far
oh no what is happening
Mortal Combat dance game?
Why is subzero here?
IF SHE BREATH SHE A THOT
>Literally Black Flag but dedicated to pirating only
Honestly pretty fuckin cool desu
>kpop saved
Just dance 3 is still better than all others in the series desu
MEMES
>Just Dance with Sub-Zero
Why do they keep doing this just dance shit?
>people will buy For Honor 2.0
sad
>furries
REEEEEE
>Kpop
>Not even asian
Come on
>>380111425
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS ANON
>>380111116
eh
also what the fuck are you doing scorpion
K-Pop is fucking degenerate.
they chose 현나 instead of 스텔라, are you kidding?
Holy shit this blonde cutie is THICC
THICC
Ubisoft saving E3 right now
>This Just Dance shit
Let this series die already Ubisoft.
ellie goulding looks different
WHOOOOAAAA CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR
WITH YOUR HEART SO COOOOOLD
THICCCC
>kpop
why are there 3 subzeros on stage
>>380111636
Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
Ubisoft has conferences?
SHE CANT FUCKING SING
>>380111824
It's just atrocious overall and liked by lonely weebs
To much cringe for me guys, see you all on the other side I'm out.
NORMIE MUSIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this girl
What a piece of shit
thicc alert
Where's Chaos Theory 2?
>dance garbage
>>380112183
Welcome to new age music
Mobile games were a mistake
Hearthstone southpark expansion?
>>380112221
kys fag
>mfw i love that goddamn jamiroquai song and i'm gonna buy it just so i can dance and cry while drunk
This is so far the worst e3 in a long time.
>>380112221
this
>>380112519
I liked that song too
Nice is this that No Man's Sky game I heard so much about?
>>380112580
Only Sony can save us now.
>Just Dance 2018
>Southpark Phone destroyer
>southpark Fractured But Whole
Is this the year of the gamer?
Why are all AAA companies remaking eachothers games?
fuck yeah beyblade
Can we ban the word "Legion" from video games?
>PHYSICAL
>DLC
lel
JUST SHOW FAR CRY 5 ALREADY SO I CAN GO ORGANIZE MY PORN FOLDER!!
Ah yes 'the legion'
look at these amazing switch graphics
WHAAAAAA
>Spacelanders
lmao.
Oh god Ubisoft is jumping on the Skylanders shit but with spaceships.
>>380112776
Because they learned they could make way more money by reallocating the creativity budget to advertising
HIGH quality games
>Toys
>>380112580
They are only going to get worse. As games get more and more similiar and we are nothing but FPS and TPS Destiny like games these E3 conferences will just ne nothing but showing off FMV scenes with little gameplay shown because try as you might, it's hard to hype up generic FPS #4543 on gameplay alone.
TIME TO BUY A NEW SKYLANDERS TOY, FAGGOTS!
now I'm sure the crowd is filled with paid people to clap
This guy doesn't look old enough to have grown up in the 80s
kek this looks so fucking bad
Are people paid to cheer at these events?
I didn't watch this conference.
Safe to say I didn't miss anything good, right?
>>380112917
shut the fuck up
Oh good I was looking forward to buying more toys
I'M SUCH A NERD XD
what the fuck?
>just like you
No, sorry, I'm not a gen x loser
Starlink would actually be pretty neat if it wasn't a delivery system for fucking toys.
>have to play with a giant fucking piece of plastic on the controller
so dumb
>>380096081
>>380096813
>>380097326
Funnily enough I'm having spicy hot fast food shartz and diarrhoea and I'm guessing it's more entertaining than the stream
>>380113273
Mario and Rabbids Xcom crossover, The Crew 2 and that sit.
Cool concept but for whales
>>380113273
It not even over yet
WHERE IS BGE2?
>>380113273
It's still going but so far we have Mario Xcom.
>>380113273
No piratan game looks alright.
>>380112506
nice hideous gook face
>>380113273
you missed rayman 4
So far, Ubisoft has the best conference.
>>380112519
Jamiroquai are musical geniuses, I don't care what anyone says. Gives me the shits it hasn't got a song on Rock Band yet.
>>380113038
It almost sells me but I know how poorly devving this sort of thing has gone.
Love me some starships.
>>380113279
did I hit a nerve, kiddo?
I unironically wish I was dead
>>380113273
The opposite. New shit everywhere, minimal typical Ubi cringe. So far the best conference.
>>380113273
rIGHT.
THE POWER OF THE NINTENDO SWITCH
Rebecca Pootaz?
>>380113273
It's the best one so far. Lots of new IPs and gameplay footage for everything. Still not great, but this year's conferences have been really shit.
All this conference has shown is Ubisoft is a studio with no ideas.
>>380113273
Asscred Black Fag but without the asscred
>>380113513
I hate to admit it but they do.
Fug, misread steep as spore for a moment
>Steep is still alive
MOMMMYYYYY
>>380113542
fuck off tripfag
>>380113787
Which is the smartest way they could have improved it, desu
>>380113140
>now I'm sure the crowd is filled with paid people to clap
It's worse. Those are "impartial" games "journalists" cheering and screaming. The industry is a mistake. They feed these losers with free alcohol and any semblance of impartial integrity gets thrown out as they act like fucking screaming children. No other industry is like this.
>>380113371
Fucking toys? As in onahole and bad dragon?.......IN TRU 4K?!?!?!
>>380113495
lol fuck off
Hot French milf. I want to motorboat her.
JUST GIVE ME CALL OF JUAREZ: GUNSLINGER 2 YOU FUCKS!
>>380113881
Stop giving tripfags attention.
Wait, Steep came out!?
>>380113841
I had no idea it was out.
Are athletes just high-functioning autists?
More like sleep amirite?
Just Dance 2017 looks great btw
>>380113513
>>380113796
ubidhilld pld
RADIOACTIVE
>>380113894
Exactly.
I thought Steep was that low budget Infinite Ai-oh wait it was the opposite.
League of legends wut
>>380114115
fuckin ROASTED
>this fucking Imagine Dragons song again
More sport shit ooooooh boy
>They're adding grinding
Took them long enough!
what is it with western games and shitty licensed music
Why do they act like playing video games is a huge challenge that requires dedication and skill on par with olympic athletes? Jesus fuck
>tfw you unironically love american pop music and it makes every trailer seem good
why am i so easily manipulated bros
>>380114206
This made me laugh for literally no reason
TIME FOR THE WHITE MEN TO DIE
>Mobile South Park gets a bigger cheer than the RPG
Fuck this gay earth.
>STEEP sold poorly to the point where the studio has the nerve to announce an expansion pack at E3
is it already time for /pol/ triggering?
God ubisoft is so fucking gay
PLUUUUUUMMMMMMMPFFFFFFFFFF
>>380114430
>why are they trying to appeal to a large audience
>>380114631
Not if we can all just agree not to care
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING WHITE FUCKS I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL
>>380113279
HAIL TO THEE, FLAMPF
lmao Steep came out already?
>>380114631
No one is triggered, Polygon writer
Dan Hay! Hey!
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SCARED
fuck drumpf lmao
>>380114786
This. White people were a mistake.
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF THEM
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
AND FUCKNIGGERS
VAST
>clapping for "fuck"
>>380114430
western games tend to have shitty music
>>380114748
how about by showing good games
any chance we'll see this at sony later, or nah
>"FUCKING SCARED!"
please clap!
>Road cuts off
OH NO. That will certainly stop the feds.
PLOT TWIST, YOU ARE THE CULT!
DOG CONFIRMED
FARCRY 5 GOTY
not even a minute in and there's already wallhacks. graphics are shit too
>>380114876
>Iron cross as stars on US Flag
>Portrayed as evil cult
>expecting r/thedonald not to get triggered
AAAYYYYOOOOOOOO
>applauding a curse word
>>380115181
100%
>every enemy has an indicator over their head
Nice gameplay
The lead is a fucking leaf. Typical canadian american hater.
>strong woman of color blackup
I thought you were a black guy?
>ACTUAL GAMEPLAY*
>>380115206
What was that a reference to?
WHERE YA WON' ME WHITEBOI!?
Finally! A game with a strong black women!!!
>Lee Hooker remix
disguisting
we optimus prime now boys
I hate this "cinematic" approach to gameplay. Do what anyone else would do and blow shit up fist sight.
And Wolfenstein did this song better.
>>380115437
don't forget the towers
Woah!! This game is epic!!! I hope my mom says it's okay for me to play because it has swear words in it
>a Far Cry game that doesn't take itself too seriously
Thank god. Kyrat feels like a more interesting setting still than this even if the Doomsday cult thing is nice.
Looks like fucking garbage. FC 2 was more engaging.
>>380115605
Jeb Bush
>>380115881
Yeah, it looked fun
I liked the dog :3
APOLOGIZE
I think he shot a nog and a spic
W€
IT"S HAPPENING
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL?
Is the fursecution over lads?
WE
BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL?
lol is this BGE?
>grime chimp
u must b avin a fuckin bubble m8
ubisoft the fucking madman
>all these F-bombs
sad they need to resort to this
yes!!!!! MORE STRONG BLACK WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Tfw i thought this was a Beyond Good and Evil CGI trailer
>star wars: furry edition
>cop is a pig
>main character is a monkey
Fuck trump and fuck white people
Ubisoft better not fuck this up.
Oh, theres 2 monkies now
>the black character is a literal ape
You just can't make this shit up.
A monkey and a black chick lmfao!!
>FUCK
>fuck
>FUCKING
>damn
>SHIT
>FUCK
>fuck
jesus christ please stop
is there a more progressive company than ubi? not only having one black main character but TWO?!
That was the best looking new IP from this E3
It's nice to see a loving black couple in a video game for once.
>We're past the watershed, better spout "fuck" every 2 seconds!
>>380116530
>Ubisoft
>not fuck up
>A nog woman and her husband
>>380116746
NO GAMEPLAY
>implying ill play a game with all this retarded British slang
>>380116642
You can't make this shit up
They fucking delivered it
>all men are either pigs or monkeys
ubisoft is winning lads
>>380116681
fuck are you on about
>>380116702
>>380116642
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
I can't get excited for this because the state that modern Ubisoft is in.
>Men are beast men
>Women are just human women
Ubisoft wins e3
I never played the original, what kind of game is it supposed to be?
>>380116947
With diversity!
>every sentence has a swear in it
Literally too edgy.
>>380117050
No other conference has even come close so far.
>>380116681
>Beyond Good and Evil 2
>new IP
>crying
Fuck off with this shit, it showed nothing.
THE FUCKING M A D M E N
>>380116907
Indeed I take my words back
lol it's actually Beyond Good and Evil 2 what the actual fuck
Michel Ancel is literally making monkey sounds.It looked way better than Far Cry 5.
>>380117154
Are we supposed to complain? That Asian chick in the red dress was hot.
>>380117190
Adventure game. Budget Legend of Zelda basically.
That's nice and all but where's fucking Rayman.
>>380117050
yeah gotta love all this no gameplay
>somehow, Beyond Good and Evil 2 came out before Kingdom Hearts 3.
What the fuck is going on at Squeenix?
>>380117007
Just reflecting modern France.
>multi-cultural
>multi-ethnic
>people start clapping
How many threads is this gonna cause
SPACE MONKEY
MULTI ETHNIC MULTI CULTURAL
UBI WON PACK IT UP BLOODBORNE 2 FAGS
>cheering multicultural
Does this 50 year old woman not realize she is 50 based on how she is dressed?
>Mullti Ethnic/Cultural soiciety
Wew lad, thank god.
I afraid for a second it wouldnt
>multi-ethnic
YASSSSS
oh its a prequel?
>wait 15 years and don't even bring back the main character
>multicultural
>multiethnic
>multicultural
And dropped
>>380117732
"i fucking hate whitey"
>literal animal-people
>MULTIRACIAL SOCIETY
fucking hell
Literally obsessed.
>>380117329
>Make a game over 20 years ago
>It's the favorite thing you've every worked on, but you've been stalled from building on it for years.
>Finally get to make a new addition after all these years.
I don't blame them.
>>380117732
It sounded like a few people for me.
Like the journalists.
THEY GAVE UP AND JUST MADE A PREQUEL
>>380117984
WE WUZ SPACENOIDZ
Sony and Nintendo won't have a better conference.
>>380117732
All of them son.
ALL
OF
THEM
>we can trevel space at the speed of light
Speed of light isn't fast enough for interstellar travel, you retards. It would take literal decades to get to our closest neighbour traveling at light speed.
>multicultural
>French for fuck white people and fuck Trump
>that close up on the teary eyed black guy in the audience
please dont fuck this up ubi
no ubiart game again
fuck me
Behold! Diversity!
>>380118202
Racist pigs, based nigs?
It was smart to start with rabbids, because I almost forgot how shitty it looked
How can one company be so sympathetic and also evil money grubbers at the same time?
>>380118627
>zero space monkeys
fucking dropped
>>380118372
But it still showed nothing apart from a cringe ridden trailer, I want this to be good but you know it won't be.
>>380118627
>Treasure Planet: The Video Game
>Fucking finally
>/v/ rather just get triggered because black people exist
What the fuck happened?
Wow that show was actually better then I expected
>>380118835
Liberals in a nutshell
>>380119014
/pol/ happened.
>>380119204
>muh libruls
Seriously, do you guys ever turn off?
>>380119038
getting rid of aisha was the best move theyve made in years
>Rocco looking bored as fuck
kek
>>380118627
The french really deserve all those bombings and rape.