WOLFENSTEIN 2

i really want to punch some nazis
this game is going to be my fucking jam
YES

That looks like some cheap ass Chinese knock off bullshit.

It's stupid expensive, isn't it?

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Leaked ending

>>380094293
thats actually kind of cute
too bad the figure will have a shitty paintjob

>>380094781
$100, which is pretty standard for LEs but yeah it's a shit fig even if it's intentional.

I want a Nendoroid of BJ, Doomguy and Ranger

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I don't like his new outfit.

>>380096091
lucky for you it's an fps

>>380096487
If it's anything like TNO, there will be cutscenes every 20 minutes.

>>380094728
True m8. Killing Germans never gets old.

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>>380097189
This tbqh.

I don't know what to think about the LE.
On one hand it's a really cool idea that actually fits with the premise/theme of the game, but on the other I know that it won't actually be limited in anyway and there's no way it's worth the price.

G.I. Jew.

>>380094728
I can't wait to kill some fucking nazis. I am so looking forward to some sweaty palm, nazi shooting action in this game.

>>380094293
That's a fucking amazing concept. Too bad the figure looks cheap as shit.

>>380096715
try every 10 minutes going by the trailer which was 90% story

Why is BJ so skinny and lanky in the new game?

He was bearmode as fuck in the first one

>>380094293
If the fallout 4 pipboy is any indicator, that action figure is going to have the quality of a convenience store knock-off.

>>380097990
I'm torn because I'm not sure if they made it just look cheap on purpose to recreate the feel of old GI Joes, or if it's unintentional and actually just cheap.

>>380097990
That's part of the gag, do you remember how shitty 70s 80s action figures were?

>>380098294
His head was Frankenstein'd onto a new body

>>380098294
You can see in the trailer that they removed his head and put it on a new body.

>>380094293
Would have preferred a Liesel figure instead.

Dude, that's awesome.

>>380098603
>>380098537
They could have at least put him on the retard strength guy from the first game

>>380098785
He's still alive, and who the fuck would want their head on the body of a retard.

So BJ is a big fan of Chuck Greene, huh

>>380098603
>>380098537
>strauss said he'd cut off his head in the last game
>it happens
Whose body though?

>>380098923
Wait what?
I thought he had some last stand while you went through a door

>>380094293
Are the limbs actually poseable? Would make it better than a retarded statue at least

>>380099068

He just got shot a bunch of times.

Barely a scratch.

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>>380098615
The shitty thing is that at least one Liesel figure exists. The trailer that this screen grab came from had the B.J. figure fighting all of the bad guys from Wolfenstein 2, and Liesel was one of them.

>>380099068
The retard is literally in the trailer gunning down nazis with everyone else.

FUCK DINKLE DOMBF AND FUCK WHITE BOIS AMIRITE?

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>>380094293

>yfw this is what Bethesda have been spending their time working on instead of Starfield

>>380098414
>>380098479
If the game gets good reviews I might get the CE. But first I want to see an unboxing video so that it's not the "I paid 70 bucks for this" edition.

>>380094728
UGH I just.....I'm literally shaking because this game is coming true right now!!!! TWO SCOOPS OF NAZIS

>>380099346
Different dev studios

>>380099346
What are the chances Starfield is a sony exclusive and will be shown there?

>>380099281

TWO SCOOPS. TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM.

>>380099372
It's really cool but I honestly can't find an excuse to buy it.

>>380096091
Yeah, it looks too goofy.

Though thats my issue with almost everything weve seen of the game so far.

>>380098923
Because the body has nothing to do with the brain being caved in

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>>380094293
>no eagle eyes
>no kung-fu grip
>no karate chop action
Stop /toy/ing with my emotions.

>>380099346
wolfenstein isn't developed by bethesda game studios.

>>380094728
YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

>>380094293
>1/6 scale
that's disappointing.

>>380099921
Agreed. The tone is too irreverent for the setting. TNO struck a perfect balance of serious and silly.

>>380101216
I kind of get the feeling the silly is just for "wow so hip" marketing, and the game will have a better blend.

>>380101216
>Complaining about a Wolfenstein game being too silly
Wew lad.

No, WE WHITE BOYS now

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>>380102043
Yes, I mean, Nazis altered by german science to have machine guns sticking out of their chest? That's just bizarre

>>380095047
its intentional bro

>>380096091
There's a little jacket accessory you can dress the action figure in; it's next to the Frau picture.

>>380102992
is this a jojo reference

>>380101547
Same. I think "Terror Billy" will be some inner conflict of his. Maybe he just wants to retire with his family and stop killing.

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>>380103869
Nein

>>380104043
its a combination of Terrorist and Hillbilly.

>>380101216
I think they just want to go for the kitsch factor since while a lot of New Order's promo stuff involved the perversion of western pop culture like the Animals into Nazi versions, most of the game took place in Germany.

Here, we're finally going to the US, BJ's homeland, so we're going to actually get to witness a lot of that in action.

>>380104485
Billy's what the "B" in BJ means, actually.

Pre-ordered. Better than the last piece of shit overpriced CE THAT DIDN'T COME WITH THE FUCKING GAME.

A nice big Panzerhund statue would be nice though.

>>380098923
I'm stoked for more MAX FUCKIN HASS.

>>380106628
yeah because it can't be both right?

Nazis are the best vidya enemy.
Snappy dress, classy officers, sleek grey and bright red. And you get into Scifi, Nazi Space magic is always cool as fuck.

So many games have the enemies be backstabbers or some big dumb horde. But Nazis are big bad and in your face about it. An enemy to be feared because they're powerful and smart is the best kind of enemy.

>>380109013
This. I hope the wacky sci-fi gets kicked up a notch.

>>380109013
>Nazis
>smart
If they were smart, they wouldn't be Nazis.

>>380094728
I mean nazis are literally evil so they deserve to die.

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>tfw finally can kill more krautus

>>380099195
They literally have a TNO CE with robomutt in it.

>>380110140
if you were smart you wouldn't be here

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Can I fuck Hitler shit up in this game?

>>380111097
I'm not smart.

>>380094293
BUT WILL MECHA HITLER MAKE A RETURN

>>380114404
if /pol/ didn't shit itself before that would make them fucking kill themselves. so fingers crossed.

seriously though is Hitler even around in this Wolfenstein universe?

>>380094293
>g.i. goy

>>380115310
All Wolfenstein games are still canon, so BJ did kill Hitler, but he's still around and it's implied he's kept alive as a revenant by occult means.

So a Hitler grudge match isn't off the books.

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>>380114404
THIS
I want fuck Robot Hitler shit up

>>380115445
BJ is a canon Jew, though.

>>380116572
No he isn't.

>>380114404
i hope so, whatshisname at the end of New Order was disappointing as fuck

>>380114404
Wasn't the final boss in TNO a mecha Fergus/Wyatt

>>380119547
Deathshead is the real villain of the series and we've been hunting his ass down since RtCW. Disappointing my ass.

>>380120078
No, that was the penultimate boss.

>>380120078
No, Mecha Deathshead was.

>>380094293
>1/6
>fabric clothes
this isn't joe at all you retard
t. /toy/

>>380120254
still a shitty villain and a shitty ending, though not at least it's not as bad the dark night or whatever it was in RtCW

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>>380094293
>white boi toy

>>380121184
How was it shitty?

>>380094293
Who was robodog loli?

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>>380121279
You called?

>>380098923
>talking shit about based Max
He was the only character I cared about in the last game

>>380098294
IT'S BAD ON PURPOSE SHITLORD

Just how fucking durable is BJ? He took a fucking grenade at POINT BLANK range.

Seriously, Deathshead should have been cloning and augmenting him, nigga's pretty much a superman.

>>380094293
Literally laughing my ass off at "Elite Hans". Does that sound hilarious to native English speakers as well or just to Germans?

>>380098603
Mind telling me the place in the video where it happens?

>>380122010
That was the plan at the end of New Order. Strasse was going to cut his head off.

>>380115676
RtCW through the new one are one ongoing story, though TOB retconned Operation Resurrection from RtCW. 3D and older don't factor in.

Part of RtCW > Wolfenstein 2009 > Old Blood > New Order > New Colossus

One of the phone games ties in to Doom but I don't want to think about that too hard

>>380122010
Doomguy is a decedent of BJ's. Let that sink in.

If mecha hitler wont make an apperance there better be mecha orange bitchboy

>>380122010
considering that he seems to be wearing the jew armor whenever he's standing upright, he's probably crippled

beyond that, he's just the square-jawed southern-fried embodiment of the true american spirit, fighting to the last breath for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

>>380098294
>>380098603
Wait really?

>>380094293
UNIRONIC DAY 1 BUY

>>380099581
Even if it is shown on the Sony show, it won't be exclusive.

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>>380098537
>>380098785
>>380099049
>>380098603
This? I guess it could be, but it's so minimal I kinda doubt it, has it been confirmed that it's actually another body?

>>380122653
>wearing the jew armor
I take you mean in the new trailer? Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if they raid a Nazi base with regen tech and give BJ a fixup.

>>380123179
That thing around his neck does look like the things heads in Futurama had.

>yfw there are optional parts in levels to put BJ's head onto ubermech bodies and tear up shit

>>380121483
so do you think Bubi did all the fucking or do you think Frau Engel was the one riding him like a cowgirl?

>>380097189
>germans
they literally never refer to them as germans
just some mysterious nad-zis from space

>>380122349
>TOB retconned Operation Resurrection from RtCW
How so?

>>380123179
Well it's possible, but the first scene in the trailer had him woke up in an hospital with the wounds from Deathhead's grenade.

But hey the game already looks crazy so this is entirely possible.

>>380123482
I think Frau did the fucking.

>>380123478
>>380123179
God yes

>this time we are the Mecha

I really hope we get to see Germany and the rest of the Europe again in the sequel. I don't want to spend the whole game in America. It's to tired.

>>380124076
Weren't we in Germany in TNO?

>>380123703
the beginning of the trailer also had a monkey with a cats head attached to its body. I think BJ's body was seriously fucked up from Deathshead's grenade and he can't walk anymore. He's seen wearing the power armor in the scene with the crazy white dude and the black chick and then he has the neck thing after when he meets with the Commie Preacher. my guess is that he gets a body transplant because his old body is to fucked up to be of use and he can't use the power armor forever, or it gets damaged or something.

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>>380094293
>unironic natsoc
>I will probably be getting this
>mfw

>>380124367
This

>>380094293
>Frau Engel's arm patch isn't a swastika.

>>380094293
Was the first one good? Is it worth getting?

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https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/the-alt-right-thinks-wolfenstein-the-new-colossus-is-racist-to-white-people

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN

>>380094728
This. I want to torture and murder national socialists ahahaha.

>>380123572
>all of them speak german
hmmm

>>380123918
yeah but taking control and doing it the way she likes it or taking a strap-on to Bubi?

these new wolfenstein games just reeks of half-life 2, from story to structure to game philosophy

>>380124336
Good point, I forgot about the monkey/cat

>>380124925
So you're saying Americans are no different from Brits?

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>>380123943
>there's a scene with BJ's head between Anya's legs

>>380094728
This, fuck drump and FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>380124169
yeah. the whole game takes place in Europe. mostly Germany, with a short bit in London and Poland. The Moon is the only part that isn't in Europe.

The game better fucking end with BJ and an American flag. Maybe his twins playing baseball in a liberated America.

>>380123482
Bubi was obviously the bottom but the question is how far did they go? After all, a someone tried to report her neighbor's son for trying on makeup, pretty sure that means pegging is out of the question.

>>380096091
I liked bj in the nazi uniform better

>>380125378
you got a point. we'll just go with her being the one on top.

>>380106917
I prefer CEs that don't come with the game. That way I can buy the game and decide if the CE is worth the extra money (Or wait for it to go on clearance)

>>380094728
>>380124691
>>380125143
Why is killing nazis considered controversial for falseflaggers now when Wolfenstein has been going on since the 80s?

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>>380094293

Oh man I hope we can watch the Nazi cartoon this is associated with that we got glimpses of, like it could be like baseball bat boy in Max Payne where you can stop at TV's and watch the cartoon. And as the story progresses they introduce BJ as a villain under the name "terror billy" holy fuck that would be brilliant.

>>380098140
And there won't be anymore than 4 enemies on screen at once, and only 2 of them will be attacking you.

>>380126045
r/TheDonald doesn't know when to quit.

>>380096715
It wasn't that bad with the cutscenes.

Yess
I want to kill nazis yeessss
woooo