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The Ubisoft Press Conference is here. Level of totally normal human being fake banter: 60% Over/Under?
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Can't wait for the South Park segment
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Does anyone know who they'll have on stage?
Surely not actual developers; they've basically been banned from E3 so far.
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>Giant Bomb thread

oh boy
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Compare and contrast Alex and Austin's faces
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Ubisoft is always a lot of fun. Perfect cringe-core kino material.
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what's the appeal? these guys are insufferable and not funny at all.
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2 years until Jeff's hair goes full Kasavin?
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>>380091483
Disagreed
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>>380091485
It's been like that for a decade.
The lesson here is "Don't let your drunk friend bleach your hair."
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When's the stream start?
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>>380091681
25 minutes
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>>380090859
How long till start?
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>>380091756
Oh, I'm dumb. I thought their countdown on the site was to when the actual press conference starts, not their stream.

Thanks, anon.
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Do you guys think Giant Bomb will reference The Last Night?
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>>380091918
Ale probably will
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>>380092040
He already mentioned it on his twitter.
Last Night looks pretty good, but now it's gonna be impossible to discuss it here without politics.
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>>380091918
It's a lock for Hottest Mess. It can hang with the best of them.
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>>380092040
I fucking hope he doesn't. Which probably means he will.
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those periscopes were fun
wish they would stream in between the conferences
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>>380092302
>hottest mess becomes a political award at giantbomb
I mean that already happened with Lucky Palmer, pretty sad.

This industry is so fucked. Jeff Gerstmann is a hack who no longer gives a fuck.
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>>380092161
That is exactly the reason why I will skp the game and play Ruiner instead.
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WILL AMAZON NIGGRESS BE THERE
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When will Alex apologize for the misogynist atrocities he's responsible for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sXlLVI_K1A
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>>380092438
Never heard of Ruiner before. What's it about?
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>>380092404
(((Gerstmann)))
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>>380092607
Same theme as the last night,looks similar but has nothing to do with politics.
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>>380092576
Those fucking jean shorts
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>>380090859
>Ben won't shut up while Dan asks stupid questions.
I'll pass and wait for the night shows.
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Anyone got an e3 drinking game? i'm ready to be a lonely sack of shit and get drunk to this
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>>380092839
I have a pair very similar to those.
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>>380092979
broke,have nothing to drink but water
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>>380092979
drink every time you feel disappointed
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>>380092839
I meant the drumming to sexist rap music.
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Anyone wanna take bets if they're gonna let The Last Night dev on the night show? Is the game blacklisted from Giant Bomb now?
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>>380093430
His first game just got announced, no way they would've booked him anyway.
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>>380093430
What's the whole deal with this dev guy? I don't keep up with twitter drama.
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>>380093587
it was announced ages ago actually
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>>380093387
So you want me to not stop drinking for the rest of my life?
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>>380093626
He was pro gamer gate.
People found out
they give him grief
studio said that he was retarded please dont mind him
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>>380093737
wow based publisher throwing him under the bus like that for having opinions that aren't aligned with SJWs
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>>380093430
what a fucking piece of shit that guy is, fucking communist wannabe tyrant
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>>380093829
hey thy are here to make money and not they pissed of both autistic sides.
Thats why i wont play the game
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>>380094049
MY KEYBOARD IS SHIT PLEASE UNDERSTAND
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>>380093932
>guy
are you assuming this genderfluid individuals gender?
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Flashback is cool, but there's no way to do it again now.
But this retarded outrage-
LOCKDOWN BABY
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Can't wait for more Vinny's jokes falling flat, more Ben not shutting the fuck up and giggling like a spaz whenever someone acknowledges him, more Alex cracking mad jokes and doing his usual twitching right after while glancing at Jeff to see if he laughed, more Jeff being jaded as fuck and not liking anything, more Brad "mmm, hmmm" Shoemaker, and more Dan who doesn't say anything because muh anxiety.
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https://www.giantbomb.com/chat/
I GOT A CONFESSION FOR YOU
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>>380093829
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spupkj
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>>380093430
>what remains of maya kramer
kek I wonder what the PC Gaming Show was like backstage, they were both there
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>>380094251
is that the creature who posted the tweets? i could tell just by looking at her face that shes some crazy leftist witch
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>>380094371
>>380094550
Lockdown is the only reason I watch their E3 coverage.
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>>380094523
This but unironically
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It's a lock down baby, you drive me crazy
Ain't no escaping, the love's got me doin' time
You're my attorney, my judge and jury
I'm feeling guilty so lock me up and throw away the key
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what the fuck is a gamer gate?
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>>380095115
It's like gerstmann gate but way lamer.
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There won't be a stream then?
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>mr caffeine
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>>380095115
people got caught pulling nepotism and favors for promotion and good reviews of their shit games.
Other people got buthurt
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>>380095115
>this new
does that mean neo-/v/ is officially oldfags now?
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>>380095229
DIDDILU DIDDILU DIDDILU
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>>380095115
I think they sell video games.
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>>380095389
why don't people seem to like them?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7hNESpJ-8c
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>>380095351
Tom Calancy
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>>380095438
Sometimes the keys they sell get revoked
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>>380095457
Thanks b, I was just about to ask.
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>>380095218
Oh my bad, I noticed it starts in 30min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7hNESpJ-8c
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>>380092438
Personally I don't let the politics of a dev effect how I see a game because I'm not a sjw cuck. I like to judge games on their own merits alone.
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>>380095525
LOCK ME UP AND REVOKE THE KEY
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Begging for Just Dance
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>>380095457
>>380095505
>that part where Mr. Caffeine finally gave up on getting the crowd to do the noise with him
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>>380095338
I wouldn't mind if most people forgot about Gamergate.
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Was Ubisoft the one that went "OR A CEO" or was that EA?
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>>380095671
I just really really dont like politics.
There is way to much of that shit in my everyday life.
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>>380095874
Nigga that wasn't even gaming related.
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>>380095671
Appreciate the art and forget the artist should be taught in schools. There is nothing wrong with expression and censorship is the destruction of a culture.
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Playing some Trackmania Nations Forever until this fucker starts.
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Does Jeff and kinda everyone else hate Dan?
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>Dan's anxiety knife
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did jeff get a haircut or what?
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>>380096141
i'd be surprised if he even has to cut his hair at this point. that shit looks dead as fuck.
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I like Ben and he's a natural fit and a good hire
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>>380096106
Dan got good boy points when he call out Alex and Vinny not knowing shit about MassEffect.
I used to hate him a lot but at least he plays video games.
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>>380096131
Someone get this autist a fidget spinner, he's someone who actually needs it.
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>>380096131
What the frick he's got even more today.
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>>380096231
Hi Ben
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what are jeff's tally marks for?
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What's with Dan's knife? Does he imagine killing himself and getting reincarnated every time his anxiety spikes up?
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>>380096224
It looks like Sif´s fur effect from DS1
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>>380096410
predictions I think
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>No Aisha Tyler
Sucks
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>>380096410
cringe
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So what exactly is the problem?

Is it just that females and POC believe they are so oppressed that if someone so much as even accepts or half-agrees with a sentiment from their opposition than they are literally Hitler?

I wasn't around for the whole gamergate thing I thought that was long gone.
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>>380096231
He is very steadily improving. His fucking voice takes some real getting used to
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>>380096410
To mark the tally.
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>>380093737
Wow way to dis your own fucking money maker.

seriously the fuck, who actually fucking even looked into this guys game? Why would some sjw even know about it?
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>>380096410
puns and cringe
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>>380096415
just had lunch,the fork is next to him
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>>380096410
elaboration: what is the top row for and what's the bottom row for?
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why do you guys mention Dan's anxiety?
did he talk about that at some point? I only followed GB starting last year
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>>380096265
When was this?
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>>380096508
It's like he's constantly talking while yawning
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>>380096590
just the implication of few tweets is enough to gather a mob to burn the studio down,all that because some bitch fucked 10 dudes for good reviews.
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>>380096701
He has anxiety, apparently. That's why he chose a career of being on camera all the time. Definitely legit
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>>380096482
No, it´s for every time some dumb shit happens, i.e. slow dramatic covers of popular songs over gamer trailers.
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I'd love a new 2D Rayman. Hell, just give me some cool 2D UbiArt game.
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>>380096701
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>>380096701
It's a frequent thing he talks about on podcasts and he wrote a book about it.
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>>380096717
maybe few months back when Dan got into GB east.
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>>380096141
yeah he said he got one the day before he drove to LA
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I think Vinny could take any person off the street and make them a great personality, especially if they're already funny.
Abby's got lots of potential.
>>380096701
He wrote a book about it.
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>>380096942
>>380096941
>>380096959
Oh, dear.
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>>380096807
I'm not sure how twitter works but how does it even get outta hand like that?
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>>380096841
well,cool
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>>380096701
>I only followed GB starting last year
I understand people who still follow GB because they've been doing it for a long time and cling to hope that they'll get better, but I can't fathom why anyone would start following them after 2012 or 2013 or so.
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>>380097078
People are really mentally ill,its either their way or no way.
Just stay out of that shit.
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>>380096950
no i meant over night, it looks slightly less devastated
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>>380097258
Jeff Gerstmann
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>>380097258
>those few short weeks in 2013 with patrick gone and ryan still on staff
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>>380096410
Terrible jokes

>>380096679
Top: Developer making terrible jokes or puns
Bottom: Someone on the crew making terrible jokes or puns
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Is there a reason they don't cover the PC Gamer show?
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>>380097258
Jeff and VRodeo
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>>380096941
>Have anxiety
>Be on camera in front of a couple hundred thousand people
>Users in the chat are analyzing your every move like >>380094523
What a nightmare.
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>>380097507
too corporate
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>>380097258
Because, as hard as it is to believe, Giant Bomb are legitimately as good as e-celebs get.

This is it. This carcass is the best we got.
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>>380097507
laziness

official reason: it's sposored by another publication
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>>380097507
It's another publication doing it, it would be like talking over an IGN show.
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>>380097507
Vinny is the only current person there that plays games on pc regularly. Despite having a crazy powerful pc Jeff chooses to play 90% of stuff on consoles.
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>>380097281
Fuck off, DSP.
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Did Brad's parents die in a horrible car crash or why is he so sad?
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>>380097563
>too corporate
Wut? E3 is a corporate trade show anon.
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>>380097741
WOW
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>>380096941
>read his book
>just exercise and eat well + be positive lol!
>oh ok.
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>>380097765
That's just Brad.
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>>380097643
If journalists are dinosaurs, and ecelebs are filthy mammals, then GB is the archaeopteryx.
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>>380097258
Because I like them and don't throw a fit when I'm not enjoying one of their videos, I guess.

The "best of" videos are always good.
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>>380097765
He is just very confused.
I am the same way around people
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could you imagine what a room would smell like after ben and abby have sex?
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>>380097678
Not really, PC gamer aren't commenting on what is shown at their show, they just sponsor it.
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>>380097817
>eat well
>drinks 14 sodas a day and eats taco bell 3 times a day

Really gets the noggin joggin
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>>380097765
One of his Guinea pigs has a cold.
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>Brad mentioned Ryan was really looking forward to the new Beyond Good and Evil
Holy shit, Jeff looked sad as fuck..
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>>380094523
wait til Nintendos stream and Dan defends and shills everything they show like he always does.

>metal gear isn't anime
fuck you dan
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>Alex wearing an Oingo Boingo shirt

For a massive prick he can be alright sometimes.
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>>380098094
Does he still have pre diabeetus.
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>>380098012
Ben's gay dude.
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Who's excited for the possibility that the Far Cry 5 presentation is overly political and triggers a bunch of /pol/ shitposters for weeks on end?
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>>380098142
He always looks sadder than the lack of hair on his head
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>>380098293
Can you imagine Jeff with a shaved head.
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>>380098178
Alex watched Jojo?
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CUTE
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>>380098293
>about
I love how with the lighting of the E3 set you can just straight up see the entirety of his skull
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>>380098289
Eeeeh, after that trailer, it looks like really tame stuff. I'm sure there will be some triggering, but not enough for it to be a big deal.
I don't think we're gonna top Wolfenstein's shitstorm yesterday.
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>>380098418
in that studio lighting there's nothing left to the imagination
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>>380098094
he went through a period about 2 years ago where he was super fit, running and eating well. Basically approaching Drew levels but I think he's managed to become a 'functioning lardass' now. Does just enough and doesn't overeat so he gets fat.

Some of his stories about food is horrifying though.
>wake up, has a coke on his bedside table ready
>microwaving hotdogs in a shoebox
>quick to dissmiss anything new but readily eats HFCS by the bucketload
>hates mayo, likes aioli
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Wait, Ubisoft is still backing the division? Fucking hell.
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>>380098418
When the spots are shining on his head you can kinda see how it would look like
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>>380098489
abby knows literally no videogames
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>>380098489
He's what Luigi would look like as a real person.
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>you will never have Jeff's encyclopedic brain
the way he can answer questions about old obscure games and who developed/published them is insane
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>>380098723
Jesus Christ!
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>>380098925
Hate to break it to you but all that shit is scripted. You didn't actually think the guy knows all that shit?
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>>380098925
>you now remember when some /v/tard said Jeff knew nothing about games because he dislikes JRPGs and doesn't talk about racing games
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>>380098757
she comes across as likable and doesn't claim to know more than she does.

She's still pretty normie tier but that's not her primary job at GB.
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What went wrong?
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>>380093430
They gave Phil Fish a huge platform while he was imploding for some reason. Ultimately the game looks cool so they should cover it.
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>>380098925
This is all he has in his life
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>>380099091
How fucking new are you?
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>>380098723
dont forget him cooking eggshells in a pan and thinking that was egg whites.
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>>380099135
What the fuck? Was Jason this fat?
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>>380099256
>>380099135
Jason... had a hard life...
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>>380099093
but Jeff does talk about racing games?

>caring about JRPGs
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>>380099256
It's why his face is so flabby and why he looks like Mac's mom.
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>>380099256
had to slim down to escape his alimony payments
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>>380099256
yes had drugs and whatnot
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>>380098723
>Doesn't eat yogurt because it has bacteria in it
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>bofa DEEZ NUTZ

I laughed
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>>380099135
Christ, is that real?
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>>380099203
New to what? Jeff's bullshit?
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I hate Ben Pack and his shitty voice desu
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>>380098489
Hmmm
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bofa deez nuts
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>>380099632
I hate his laughter. Also, he's ugly.
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>>380099491
>you know there is bacteria on you right now Dan
>IS THERE? IT MUST BE LIKE COOL DUDE BACTERIA BECAUSE IT DOESN'T AFFECT ME
>well, yoghurt is fine for nearly everyone as well
>I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T THINK I CAN TRUST IT
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>>380098757
She's the perfect /v/ girlfriend then
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>>380099229
I still refuse to believe that this wasn´t made up.
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>>380099618
Do you honestly think anyone at giant bomb cares enough about anything to use a script?
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>>380099491
>doesn't eat anything green cos it's 'hippy mumbo jumbo'
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Ben is bizarro dave matthews
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>>380099720
>>380099632
I like him
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He seriously sounds like a Bond villain
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>>380099735
It only makes me like him more really, it's really funny when he says dumb shit like this
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>>380099136
>implying that giantbomb has ethics when it comes to SJWs
spoilers: they don't
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God, I love Jeff.
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>Dan saying Rabbids is dumb
FUCKING HELL EVERYTHING HE DOES IS ANNOYING
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>>380100106
Dan is basically a human rabbid
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>Vinny BTFOing Dan
Good
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>>380099794
I've heard people here say it's an act but even if that's the case it's gone beyond funny

pic related
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>>380100106
to be fair, they are dumb
I still like them
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>>380100106
Dan is correct
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>>380094523
>glancing at Jeff to see if he laughed
I can't stop noticing this now.
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OOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>380100393
>>380100448
No, I agree with him

But why the fuck does Dan think they are dumb? He's a human rabbid like >>380100274 says
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HEEEYYYYYYY MANNNNNNNN
NIIIIIIIIIIICCCEEE GUUNNNNN
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This is legitimately better than anything that has happened at e3 yet.
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Can't stop laughing,y sides!!
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>Skips over WiiU
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HYUCK HYUCK NOW LET ME SAY A JOKE THAT DRAGS ON WAY TOO LONG AND ISN'T FUNNY HYUCK

HEY ABBY DID YOU SEE MY TWEET
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Can't say I expected a Ubisoft conference to open with Miyamoto coming in and waving a gun around
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>Dan defends and shills everything Nintendo shits out

WAH RABBITS ARE DUMB
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>>380100880
This is perfect.
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>>380096941
>FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER
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Where is Iwata and Ryan?
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I hate all of Ubisofts games but they always have the best E3 conference
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>>380101042
god, if only it was a ghost recon crossover and he came out with a glock or something
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This is so nice.
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Why is he crying?
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>>380101278
It's just the madcap insanity they bring
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>>380101485
he got to work with his hero
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>>380101078
>Admitts his Bias
>Gave Paper Mario 2/5
>Does not like Rabbids
>Shill

What?
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>>380101485
joy
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>>380101278
Mr Caffeine
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He finally made it lads
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the ultimate in faggotry
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>>380101241
>Iwata
anon....
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Is all of the Ubisoft development staff in the audience? Not even the Xbros were this exited.
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>>380101583
Miyamoto is a senile crazy old man now though.
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>>380101485
Because he has been given the chance to work on one of the greatest franchises of all time
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>>380101669
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>>380101485
>resign yourself to working at ubisoft
>"hey we'd like you to work with miyamoto for this next game"
he knows how bad things could be
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>Mario Odyssey trailer
>naked mario getting his baby ripped out of him Death Stranding-style
Poor punished Miamoto
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>>380101770
Is he on vacation with Ryan Davis?
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>rabbid literally sniffing peach
BASED
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walking simulator
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Holy shit. This actually looks kind of fun?
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Mario and Rabbid XCOM
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>ubisoft and Ninty ripping off as hitty pc game
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>Mario/Rabbids/Xcom
This is legit the best game ever
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>its fucking Xcom
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MARIO X-COM

This is great
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WTF AM I WATCHING
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>>380102395
That´s the best genre medley of all time
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>>380102395
It looks like a very simplistic XCOM, with linear exploration in between fights.
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this is fucking strange
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>>380101241
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>xcom 2 expansion announced
>spotlight stolen by mario

cant actually make this up desu
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this actually looks really interesting

not sure why they hate it
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>>380102830
Jeff just said it looks awesome and neat.
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>>380102773
Jfc Anon
>>
>Mario rabbids XCOM game

I-i wanna play this now
>>
wat
>>
So, it goes without saying, but this is exclusive to the Switch? I was not expecting a Switch exclusive game that I actually cared about in the Ubisoft conference.
>>
>This looks fucking awesome
Based Jeff
>>
>Dan sperging out when people talk about Mario canon
>actually caring about Mario canon
>>
>>380102830
They didn't say they hated it
They dont know what to think
>>
>people saying this looks good in any way

Are you people on fucking crack?
>>
>that shameless megaman knick
>>
>that peach model
MUH DICK
>>
August?!
Shit, I gotta buy a switch now? Fuck.
>>
What the fuck was this trailer and why do I want it?
>>
WTF I WANT A SWITCH BECAUSE OF UBISOFT NOW??
>>
Piss break.
>>
>>380103116
kek
That's my exact reaction as well
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>>380103540
Jup, so what?
>>
time for WE
>>
>>380103606
Imagine the sfm pron.
>>
>>380103540
It's Mario X-Com. What more do you want?
>>
>>380103837
This is truly the darkest timeline
>>
WE
>>
>>380104057
not that
>>
>>380104118
WUZ RABBIDS
>>
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I really thought we were done with Rabbids.
>>
Looks like Grant Kirkhope is composing the music for Rabbids.
>>
Hopefully it's got some depth to it, but I doubt it because rabbid+mario offshoot title is about as mass market as a console game can get.
>>
I've gotten enjoyment out of all the AC games except Syndicate.
>>
Holy shit this faggot Ben makes me cringe so much, I have to switch tabs every time.
>>
>>380104264
Then dont buy it?

Personally I loved X-com, and love nintendo, so this is something I never realized I would be interested in
>>
>>380104452
its simplified xcom
>>
KANGZ N SHEIT
>>
All these characters look Egyptian brown. Why are people yelling WE.
>>
This show a how Switch has progressed from Wii U. On Wii U, Mario + Rabbids would be the second or third major release in a year. On Switch, it's the 9th or 10th.
>>
>>380104574
how weak are you
>>
Don´t forget, they showed the Lighthouse of Alexandria, this isn´t the ancient Egypt we think it is.
>>
>>380104726
Because /v/.
>>
What was the last Assassin's Creed game you enjoyed?
>>
>>380104354
AN WAHOO
>>
god i dont care about ass creed at all
>>
>ubi couldnt be fucked streaming the monitor
>>
>>380104726
/v/ is childish
>>
AC is so fucking boring.
>>
>>380104835
I'm usually fine with cringe, but this guy's crackly nasally voice just kills me.
>>
wtf was the point of this couch segment?
>>
>>380104902
1
>>
>>380104902
Black Flag. It's also the last one I played
>>
>>380104902
never enjoyed one. the first was literally the most boring game ive ever played.
>>
>>380104868
>>380105117
Hi Neogaf
>>
>>380104902
2

Last one I played was Black Flag
>>
>>380105331
never been
>>
>>380105331
It doesn't make any sense to spout the WE shit when the people in the game aren't even black.
>>
Is this the Burnout Paradise that never was?
>>
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>at least they aren't flat earthers
fucking alex and his SJW pandering
>>
Look at this CGI trailer that has nothing to do with the quality of the real game.
>>
>>380105872
>being a flat earth retard
>>
This fast and furious game looks alright
>>
>>380104902
I legitimately enjoyed none. I played the first one and hated it. Tried the second one and hated it. Never bothered again.
>>
Wow they really are adding a lot more shit, maybe they should work on making the car part good before all this other shit
>>
>>380105968
just check Buzz Aldrins instagram
>>
>>380105895
"This... is the Crew 2... yeah."
>>
>>380105872
Flat earthers deserve to get shit on by everyone at anytime.
>>
>>380105592
>>380105872
/pol/ was a mistake
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>>380106101
>>
Who asked for this? Didn't The Crew bomb?
>>
>>380104902
Probably 2. Played the one after that too but got tired of the whole thing and dropped the series altogether.
>>
>>380105872
>shitting on the flat earth meme
>SJW

?????
>>
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>>380106379
>>380106162
>>380105968
>>
that's some good looking wet pavement
>>
Four ways to race instead of doing one competently.
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>skating on rooftops
>>
>>380105872
>>380106540
dumb frogposter
>>
I wish this game had as good of a handling model as Forza Horizon. It won't, but it would be so fucking amazing if it had.
>>
I enjoy racing on the water. - fucking nobody ever
>>
>>380106540
>>380106379
>>380105872
>>380106162

oh christ shut the fuck up, the Wolfenstein bullshit was bad enough
>>
I love how everyone laughs at each others shit and Brad looks dead the entire fucking time lol
>>
When is the open world meme going to end?
>>
zzzzzz
>>
>>380106942
Never for Ubisoft. They've gone all in.
>>
>>380106925
?? What was wrong with it he Wolfenstein?
>>
>>380106942
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
>>
>>380106928
No bully Brad, he's just paying close attention
>>
>>380106942
open-world driving games have always been the best driving games though
>>
>>380106928
brad is tired, he needs to rest.
>>
I can't understand what the fuck this guy has been saying.
>>
>>380107258
Nothing if you're the type of person that's okay with murdering people because they have different political beliefs
>>
Welp.
>>
>>380107258
People are upset that you are killing Nazis in Wolfenstein. They think it is because of politics. I'm not joking.
>>
ive only watched a couple of giantbomb compilation videos on youtube. who is that slackjawed fat guy who cant close his mouth? is he a regular on this thing? hes annoying as fuck
>>
Alex's face scrunched up the moment South Park came on
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>MY HERO ACADEMIA
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>>380107565
That's what war is anon.
>>
Time for them to get triggered by South Park.
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>>380107565
>VIDEO GAMES
>>
TRIGGERED
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>Jimmy is the flash
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>>380107712

No, war is killing people because your respective leaders disagree.
>>
>>380107712
damn...
>>
Based Vinny sticking up for the SP games.
>>
>>380107614
lol that's hilarious.
>>
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>>380107565
>>
Can Ben close his fucking mouth?
>>
>>380107635
Tbh, the Superhero Arc really wasn´t all that good, he has a point there.
>>
>>380108041

Shut up, he has a condition.
>>
Is this videodrome.
>>
what the fuck
>>
>>380108210
What condition does he have?
>>
BASED FRODO
>>
>>380107920
Your political leaders, because your politics are different, so that makes it okay to kill them.
>>
>>380108327
modern fmv game
>>
>>380108210
So does my downy neighbor, at least that fucker stays quiet after taking his medicine.
>>
>>380108080
Are you with us or against us
>>
I like him as the host too. I think I prefer her to the meme lady.
>>
>>380108339
Hes gay.
>>
>>380108418
I think you just have a problem with violent video games. Which is fine.
>>
Pirates are always good.
>>
oh shit it's happening
>>
>>380108904
I disagree. I think pirates are stupid.
>>
>>380108487
With you, meaning endlessly shitting on Alex despite he has a point or not? No, I´m not.
>>
MUH STRONG FEMALE CAPTAIN

jesus fucking christ
>>
They are right, the somber covers of pop songs are out of control. I hate this trend.
>>
>>380109060
are you triggered
>>
>>380109060
Shut the fuck up.
>>
Looks cool
Inb4 it's Open World trash
>>
>>380108997
Grrrrr *arf* *arf* grrrrr
>>
This CGI pirate trailer told us absolutely fuck all. Fuck people who got excited over that.
>>
Are pirates going to become a new gaming trend?

Pirates are super cool. I want more silly pirate games.
>>
>>380109231
>>380109249
triggered hard dweebs
>>
>>380109060
>yfw the most succesful pirate in all of history was a chinese woman
>>
>>380109231
>>380109249
Hi Neogaf
>>
>>380109390
Go cry about people calling Nazi's bad.
>>
>>380109221
I'm waiting that somber version of Taking Care of Business any day now
>>
>>380109356
pirates were already a trend like 3 years or so ago.
>>
>>380109060
um sweetie there was a one female pirate once so shut the heck up x
>>
>>380109231
>>380109249
>>380109390
Spotted the Asians. Lost your chopsticks???
>>
>>380109231
>>380109249
hello neofag
>>
>>380109561
Nazi's bad what?
>>
>>380109541
you seem obsessed with that place anon
>>
>make an enitire game based around the only good thing to come out of AC

looks good lads.

Also -
What is Jeff marking on the wall? The occurence of faggy, soft vocal remakes of famous songs?
>>
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Why is Ubi doing a drive by on Rare of all people?
>>
>>380109746
yes
>>
>>380109709
altright snowflakes feel 4chan should be their safe place
>>
>multiplayer

wow, instantly I don't care anymore.
>>
SHANTIES CONFIRMED
>>
fuck pirates
>>
>>380109746
Yep, faggy songs over trailers
>>
fuck this shit and fuck you guys

E3 used to be fun but now you can't even have a thread about it without every second post being some political shit
>>
>>380109864
This looks combat oriented while Sea of Theives looked more exploration oriented.
>>
>>380110081
Learn how to ignore posts you don't like.
>>
>One female trapped on a boat with a bunch of horny men.

Yeah nah she would be more cum than woman.
>>
This better have voice chat

Time for dumb pirate RP
>>
>>380110081
Blame /pol/. Shouldn't have ever came back. It's contained nothing and made the site as a whole worse.
>>
>no shoutcaster on stage
you fucked up eve
>>
>>380110081
cry some more. should help.
>>
>>380109937
cool thanks

I hate that trend, as somebody who studied music theory it's fucking infuriating. Effectively the 'selfie' of music.
>>
>>380110081
blame the faggot game devs for injecting political shit into everything then
>>
>>380110081
it won't stop until SJWs are expelled.
>>
>>380110081
Things will only be getting worse.
>>
>>380110081
You're not helping. Talk about the games. Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>
Game looks ok, but is it multiplayer only? I hate multiple player
>>
>>380110081
Guarenteed its the same 3 people

Ignore them and don't reply
>>
>>380110081
maybe they shouldnt politicise the games then sweetie
>>
no Sid Meier, no buy
>>
>>380110459
World of Warships with first person controls
>>
>>380110386
I can't time travel
>>
holy shit that was boring
>>
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>>380110706
>>
No boarding kinda sucks though.
>>
That was trash........sigh........
>>
>>380110696
give it less grinding and im in
>>
>>380110853
that's what SHE said *snaps fingers*
>>
Do they HAVE to do this fucking dancing shit every god time time?
>>
KRAKEN
>>
just dance is the only thing that matters this conference
>>
>>380111009
Hey guys look, it´s Ben.
>>
Oh fuck I'm high
>>
Are there any boat life sims? Like Oregon Trail but on the Mayflower?
>>
time to get a drink
>>
jamiroquai is hot shit fight me
>>
My PC crashed. Did I miss anything after Skull & Cones?
>>
>>380111327
DUDE
>>
>>380111189
its pretty much tradition by now
>>
The new guy Ben looks like an overgrown baby. Probably explains the socialist part too. These losers need to kill themselves already
>>
>>380111305
"KRAKEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS, AM I RIGHT???" *shameful silence*

ben is great
>>
imagine being a professional dancer for a living

would off myself
>>
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>kpop
>>
is this k pop why.
>>
>Chink pop

Oh fuck
>>
>>380111587
I would literally drop you with a single left hook
>>
>>380111639
just just dance dance
>>
Thicc?
>>
HIPS
I
P
S
>>
THICC
>>
>>380111806
It's probably a fun life from age 18-28. Perform around the the world. Have a lot of athletic sex. What's so bad?
>>
she thicccccc
>>
what the fuck is this shit
>>
>>380111948
maybe I phrased that poorly. I'm all about jamiroquai
>>
HOLY FUCKING THICCC
MY FUCKING DICK
FFFFUUUUUUUHHHHHHUUUUGHH
>>
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SHUT BEN UP
JUST SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP
>>
>>380111806
It's like posting here, you get over the shame sooner or later
>>
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>>380111794
>>
>>380096941
fucking special snowflake faggot
>>
>wear pants around upper belly
>thiiicccccccc
every time
>>
yoooooo not tryin to be a sjw or anything but south park isnt very funny
>>
>>380112418
phew, good to hear
>>
>No Man Shit
>>
>>380097459
>>380097538
Jeff is hardly by himself in videos unless its a jar stream or just a normal stream.
>>
Ben got the memo on not liking South Park.
>>
>>380112518
I know who he'll be dressing as for halloween
>>
>>380112593
how does having anxiety make you a special snowflake? I have a friend who gets anxiety attacks and I wouldn't ever want to deal with that shit
>>
>>380112793
t. giantbomb
>>
Skylanders with space combat?
>>
>>380112793
I like it, but I think I've just seen enough for one lifetime.
>>
Thats a real fast way to kill any interest.
>>
>>380110081

/pol/ is a cancer on this site. 95% of the political shitposting is either them instigating it, or people trolling /pol/ because it's so easy and low-effort. Set up some filters if you can't handle the shitposting. Keywords should be obvious.
>>
why have these fucking nobodies talk for half the conference just to drag it out? nobody fucking cares about these people.
>>
No UFC game this year :''(
>>
>looks 30
>I'm an 80s kid
>>
This could be kinda cool if it wasn't for the fucking toy shit
>>
all the humor i saw in the south park trailer seemed like a variation on "DUDE theyre kids and they said bad mean stuff"
>>
No Mans Sky with added Skylanders
>>
>>380113417
Don't bully the starlink dev.
>>
>>380113163
What? The Ubisoft logo?
>>
>>380113417
I don't know man, seeing that guy cry when Miyamoto gave him a shout out was pretty good.
>>
>>380113417
They paid for the time
Might aswell use it.
>>
>grew up in the 80's
>was born in 89.
>>
>>380105283
So the worst one?
>>
>>380110338
fuck off, Giant Bomb started becoming politicized way before the elections
>>
Funny how defensive they dot on the southpark thing.
Like jesus christ its just a simple fun game.
>>
>>380113861
only one i played lol
>>
Are they gonna close with Far Cry? I was hoping for some new cool surprise besides that pirate shit.
>>
>>380113891
did you see Jeff crying during the South Park trailer?
>>
Good job not mentioning the chick who died making the game.
What a dick move.
>>
>>380113891

I really do think the majority of what they've showed from the new one has been unfunny. But, as Vinny said, I thought the same thing about the first game and ended up liking it.
>>
>>380113000
>hurr durr i have anxiety that makes me an expert let me tell you what you should do
>>
>>380114173
This.

With the bad rap that games based on TV shows have, it's hard to sell them these days
>>
steep more liek sleep
lamo
>>
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>Rebecca Coutaz
>Coutaz
>Cute ass
>>
>>380114287
you should maybe find something else to be angry about
>>
>>380114287
dan says what works for him not what you should do
>>
>Image Dragons writes a silly hype song for League of Legends
>it's still being used all over the place years later, even for non-video game things

hmmmmmmmm
>>
>>380114287
>trying to help people by sharing your own experiences and what has helped you

what the fuck is wrong with that? what are you arguing for?
>>
inb4 shitstorm
>>
religion? lol in 2017? so wacky dude!
>>
>>380114287
so you're saying he's unqualified to give professional advice about a psychological condition, that's a bit different than being a special snowflake
>>
mayocide 2017 gogo
>>
LOOK AT THIS NU MALE ON THE STAGE
>>
>inb4 /pol/ posters start trying to start shit ITT
remember to ignore and report
>>
/pol/ Please be quiet
>>
what if Drumpf made a cult?
>>
boycott this racist trash
>>
>oh no you have to shoot white people in this game for once
>>
>>380114998
>another white male on stage
get your politics out of here, ubi
>>
he said a swear you guys
>>
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this is what weve all been waiting for

cant wait to kill stupid redneck white republican christian trump voters
>>
Doggo confirmed
>>
>>380114173
They missed the release window on Marvel vs DC movie wars.
I still think it will be nice little game.
>>
A FANATICAL CULT CALLED THE REPUBLICIAN PARTY !!!
>>
this is way too over the top to even be somewhat realistic
>>
>>380115279
you shoot white people in pretty much every game fag
>>
>>380115636
no you dont, at least not in shooters
mostly brown people and people of other ethnicities
>>
>>380114860
>>380114576
>>380114569
>my life is so hard guys i have social anxiety, look at me!!!!!!
>>
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