PC Gaming Show E3 comfy thread I'm LITERALLY SHAKING a

>>380087536
tf is wrong with her legs?

>>380087536
The only thing that looked decent from what I saw was Tunic

Is it fucking over yet

who cares about RTS lmfao

>>380087717
She watched the PC Gaming Show

REMASTER BOIS

>>380087536
Who is this girl?

>AoE2 exists
>So let's do it again

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>>380087754
Still usin DVD drives here. Fuck yeah.

so, no games?

wololo

Make AOE great again

So /v/, what game is going to be the next E.T. and drive the final nail in the coffin for a while? There's a crash coming, no doubt about it

>Why not AOE4
Because there is literally no one left at Microsoft Studios that can make an RTS.

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Keep it comfy

>Age of Empires remaster #295

ageofempires.com
its down already

>>380087984
that's not a girl, it's a cartoon you autistic fuck

Please tell me this is almost over.

WOLOLO IN 4K!

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SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF THE PC

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>Age of Empires 4 at Gamescom

>AoE4 at gamescom
neat

>>380087984
Lori Loud from The Loud House

AoE4 tease? Fucking do it you cunt.

>it comes to an End
>it ends with Sonya
I am okay with that

>>380088135
>poweru
Jesus Christ, at least do engrish correctly.

>bored/10
still better than EA

>>380088135
yes it's on 4K and 60FPS
dont you see?

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>>380087984
Lori Loud, 2nd best Loud after this beauty

is she like an actress or something, what else has she been on?

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>Chucklefish won

>AoE3 remaster at gamescon

Fuck Intel/10
Still not as bad as Bethesda

>the one genre MS have that sony and co dont
>for its 20th anniversary
>they commission a re-re-RE-master instead of a new game

its ogre

all i got was

VR
VR
VR
ESPORTS
INDIESHIT

Does the girl have nudes?

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>wake up
>see thread with best girl on /v/
feels good man

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Its over boys. All over.

so like... nothing? ok nothing.

>>380088356
This. Bethesda was fucking unbearable.

Go play some video games, /v/

>All these kids not recognising AoE1

>>380088305
I think she's that chick on the ReAct channel

Good conference. It actually showed shit I cared about. Could have used more Bannerlords, but really all that has to be is better Warband and I'm happy.

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Reminder that Leni is best sister.

God I hate western animation, so soulless and unappealing

Age of Empires 3 did nothing wrong.

>>380087125
Ok then dude, reinstalling again.

>Posting TLH autism
Please god no.
Haven't we suffered enough?

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Unironically giving this conference an F
Complete garbage

>>380088085
>#295
>in reality there was only 1
how does this meme even occur

>Literally nothing happened

Muh mustard race!

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SAVE ME SONY, PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THESE BAD PRESS CONFERENCES

SOOOOOOOOONY PLEASSEEEE

Fuck off.

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Reminder that Ubisoft's is next. Also, coincidentally, this page went up
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mario-Rabbids-Kingdom-Battle-Day-1-Edition-Nintendo-Switch/55885486
Will we be seeing it there or at Nintendo's conference even if we're likely seeing it at both?

Show me the highlights, I'm not sitting through this cancer.

>>380088302
My eternal nigga. Leni is truly amazing

>>380087536
You're cute OP

whos this gyaru budget foster on my thread image?

>>380088487
At least Bethesda kept it to 40 minutes

>>380088449
Maybe that's what we can check out on the internet

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People need to stop trying to force their games to be e-sports, instead of letting it evolve into it.

6 decides what I play for the next 3 hours.

so we back in 1 hour and 15 minutes?

>>380088765
There are no highlights, it beats bethesda solely because of bethesda's paid mods.

>>380088302
>/v/ has taste
AT LAST

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Post em.

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>>380088671
Don't you know by now anon?
There is no hope.

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>>380088671
Ready to have your soul crushed and your heart ripped out?

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GIVE BACK PRE PRE NOW

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anyone wants to give me a quick recap on pcgaming show? I just missed it. Did they showed more bannerlord???

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>>380088515
>he plays videogames during e3

>>380088671
You ready for more PSVR games, anon?

>>380088908
wid yur dick and butthole

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Considering every single goddamn fucking """"schedule"""" has been way off track, does anyone know EXACTLY when the Ubisoft and Sony conferences start?

>>380088908
nothing

Who /Lola here?

UBISOFT IN 1 HOUR 15 MINUTES!
APPARENTLY PRESHOW IN 30 MINUTES
but who the fuck cares
https://www.twitch DOT tv/ubisoft

>>380088671
Ahem, Ubisoft in 1 hour and 15 minutes first.

>>380089003
>you're my eyes and ears!

>>380089027
yeah, release date never ever

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>No half life 3 this year either

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>>380087536
A free VR game that actually looks to have some depth and intrigue? Count me the fuck in.
>Oculus
A minor set-back. ReVive has me covered.

>>380088892
I can certainly agree to this, though. It's fine to make a game intentionally have depth for a competitive crowd, but the whole fun of eSports is seeing the meta evolve as players discover new and exciting strategies and options. You can't make a meta-game before the game comes out. That's what meta-game means!

>>380089310
Half life 3 will never exist, stop clinging to it

>>380088662
>implying anything happened on consoles

>>380089310
who the fuck even cares

>>380089128
Everything has started on time according to whatever I googled searched.

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Tunic, Ylands, and Wargroove all seemed like cute stuff I'd buy for cheap and fool around with, nothing amazing though.

I'm basically just holding out for more Ace Combat info at Sony's conference.

HOW LONG UNTIL UBI

>>380089310
It's dead Jim.

>>380088908
This video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqbPANFzBgg

Anyone else sleepy as shit after this pc crap conference?
that was like a sleeping pill, I'm exhausted

>>380089534
69 minutes

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>you built a $1700 costing PC for this crap

FUCKING GLORIFIED GBA EMULATORS AND REMASTERS OF 20 YEAR OLD GAMES REEEEEEEEE FUCKING FUCK YOU GAME INDUSTRY

>>380089310
You do realize that people like you have ensured they'll never release it, right? They could never dream of living up to the insane hype no matter what

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>tfw still have a floppy drive

>>380089310
half life was never good. valve games were never good. why do you care?

>>380089487
Over half of all sources said Bethesda was at 7PM PST, and PC Gaming was at 9AM PST. Ton of misinformation out there.

>>380089593
Cool

Time for an episode of a TV show

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>>380089456
>>380089482
Shun the non-believers
have faith in ye gaben

I have a confession to make, I never played AoE

List of possibly good games on e3:
PC gaming: warhammer 2, xcom 2 exp, BATTLETECH, age of empires remaster
Microsoft: metro, crackdown 3, shadow of mordor 2.
Betheseda: wolfenstein 2

so far, pc gaming is winning.

>>380088908
with a ball in a cup and or hoola hoop

>>380089027
Chucklefish redeem themselves once again through nostalgia for GBA games and improving upon said nostalgic games

Best conference so far
Games I'm actually looking forward to so that's nice

>>380089608
>$1700 costing
Stopped reading there.
ESLs need to fuck off.
Unrelated, but most of the TLHfags are also ESLs, which explains why they're such cancer.

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>>380089398
>$29.99, none of that $60 multiplayer bullshit
That was fucking embarrassing.
>Literally every game trying to cash in on that Overwatch popularity/money now

>>380089685
video games are gay

So what will Ubisoft have?
>Far Cry 5
>Asscreed Origins
>possibly Mario Rabids
>possibly another Rayman (3D Rayman when?)

>>380088908
suicide

>>380089685
That's alright, it was garbage. AoE 2 improved upon it in every conceivable way.

>>380089128
i'll let you know when i get back from work

>>380089549
Yeah. I think I'll skip Ubisoft this year.
I mean, it's gonna be the Devolver conference but for real, why would I even bother?

I forget what happened,i just kept falling asleep in short bursts for most of it.

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>>380089538

>>380089860
>Devolver conference but for real
oh god you are right

>>380088035
that's not possible anon

>>380089635
I don't like giving them pageviews but IGN's schedule hasn't misled me yet.

what car did they bring out on stage to beat microsoft?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTB6APXj23k

XCOM for those who missed

>>380089962
intel sponsorship deals and interviews about nothing at all
that's about it

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I missed the conference. What happened? highlights?

pic unrelated

>ageofempires.com is down

fucking

>>380090284
warhammer 2, xcom 2 exp, BATTLETECH, age of empires remaster
the rest was eh

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Pros of this conference
>Advance Wars but on PC because Nintendo no longer gives a fuck
>X-Com with Mechs looks pretty fun. I hope you can capture and recruit pilots ala Front Mission
>X-Com expansion. Despite zombies being trash I fucking love the idea of a battle going to shit and you and the original opponent having to deal with your new pals

Cons
>Everything else

D-, second worst conference behind EA so far.


>>380089619
Mah nigga.
Do you still play shit on it?
I still run Ultima and Might&Magic on it when i feel the itch.

>>380090628
>Advance Wars but on PC because Nintendo no longer gives a fuck
Some people in the thread were mentioning that it's also on the Switch.

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>strategy
>STRATEGY
>Strategy
>strategY
Why are PC exclusives so fucking ass? What happened to the days of morrowind when they were actually fucking decent?

>>380090628
Battletech looks neat too.

>>380090853
morrowind turned multiplat with oblivion and skyrim finished the deal

>>380090853
dont forget the early access survival shooters!

>>380088302
my negro

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>>380090786
Works for me either way.
I just want my skelington army.

>>380090284
kf2 summer sideshow

>>380090959
morrowind was on xbox.

>>380090853
>PC exclusives
>Morrowind

I don't have an appropriate reaction image

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>>380087536
>literally shaking
>after that shit conference
this you?

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>>380090853
>PC exclusives
>games that require a mouse

Whori is awful

>>380090853
>complaining about strategy games on the pc conference

when did /v/ become such plebs?

>>380091121
Did you even watch it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-1WEr3o7M

sony always wins baby

what about sega?

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https://youtu.be/UKXDIp3bm4s
Less than 15 minutes to the Pre-Show
>Will it be cringe?
>Will it be good
>And do you expect to see Mario Rabbids there, now that Walmart confirmed it (and are you getting the Day 1 edition)?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mario-Rabbids-Kingdom-Battle-Day-1-Edition-Nintendo-Switch/55885486

>>380091401
>sony
>games

>Lorifags
fuck of fclyde.

>>380091257
>has a boyfriend
>"THAT WHORE!"

At least she's not Lynn.

>>380091294
Strategy is boring man, I miss games like American Mcgee's Alice, Half Life 1, Morrowind, and all the good games before PC went super multiplat. PC rpg/adventure games were the Apex of PC gaming. Now we get half-assed ports and strategy games, along with the newest bean counting simulator.

>>380091363
yes. there was absolutely nothing. lots of indie bullshit. the only good thng was the xcom expansion

>>380091824
>Has boyfriend
>Flirts with little brother's tutor and throws herself at him
But yeah at least she's not Lynn...no one can replicate such a shit sister

>>380091827
>Strategy is boring
thanks for confirming my suspicions you were a retard

>>380092070
All of the girls were attracted to the tutor, so it's unfair to single her out.

>>380092204
>Only one with boyfriend

>>380092163
Micro-management is a shit fetish, and is tantamount to work. It's not fun whatsoever.

>>380092459
>Micro-management
>strategy

not all strategy is starcraft
shit not a single game shown today was micromanagement stuff
I understand now, the reason you shit on strategy games is because you know nothing about them.

>>380091914
Then you probably missed the whole game where everybody was shaking.

>>380092652
ye

>>380092852
my bad the low poly minecrap clone yeah? the LITERALLY EVERYTHING game?

>>380091827
>it's not fun because I don't like it
boring is literally defined as being the opposite of fun. you are using appeal to dun, aka no arguments.

>>380093082
Quit while you're behind.

>>380092204
she's the only one with a boyfriend, that's why people single her out.

>>380091696
Pre-Show begins in a minute.

>>380093681
Yeah whatever faggot. You never had a girlfriend and still see attractive women?

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>>380093774
>You never had a girlfriend and still see attractive women?
What do you think I am, a fucking normie?

>>380092770
>you are out of resources, please build harvester over here
>oh by the way you're gonna get fucked in the middle of building resources by some fucking asshole squad that appears out of thin air
>have fun!

Its shit, strategy is fucking garbage

>>380087536
Fuck off shill.
At least use some other meme words than "I'm LITERALLY SHAKING", they already used those at the conference.

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>>380094773
That's exactly why he used it this way

>>380088608
Loudfags are the worst.

>>380087717
you can't do that?

>>380093159
>behind
I saw the whole thing live, that show was embarrassing

That Zero G shooter looked fun. What was it called?

Randy is talking to the Pope

ITS RANDY PITCHFORD TALKING ABOUT HIS MASTERPIECE: STILLBORN

We keep this thread for Ubi or make a new one?

>>380096818
Law'Breakers
Or something. Donno if there's an apostrophe or not.

>>380094773
OP was making a joke (I think).

>>380098494
Thanks. I thought it actually looked quite cool, I don't get the hate for it.

>>380098595
It's because the character in OP's image says "literally" a lot.

>>380098120
>>380098657

>>380098892
ty pal
sage

>>380098892
>>380098982
never mind. 404d

>>380098606
Pretty sure it was just the stuff the people were saying about it
I WAS SHAKING
And the dude being really edgy when he got on stage
It does look really fun though, I'll be keeping an eye on it

It already begun where is everyone?
We got Mario Rabids!

>>380098859
I don't watch kid's shows so I wouldn't know.

NO
STOP

What is this unholy union

>>380099886
Miyamoto is on stage.

>>380087874
straight rip-off of titan souls

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Holy fuck are the mods straight up refusing comfy threads now? Can we use this one?

WOAW
CROAK CROAK CROAK
UAWGHH

It's fucking sad this is real, I hope it fucking dies

>Shiggy
WHAT THE FUCK

I think miyamoto might have dementia

>Miyamoto walks out on stage
>for fucking mario and rabbids
I never asked for this

>>380100418
They delete duplicates. People make secondary comfy threads without finding the first one.

Quite possibly the most nefarious union since the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact

wtf

this wasn't even cringy

they can't have this moment

Nigga has skin cancer all over his face.

>>380088302
Good tastes anon

why is this thread so dead

DAVIDE-SAN

>>380101116
that's good though

>>380101116
that's how comfy threads are suppose to be

>>380101116
It's the comfy thread anon. I hope this game does well, it seems to be a bit of a passion project

>>380101116
no one cares about ubisoft
also >>380101365

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Arrest this man

action gamu

>>380101556
who is this man
what is he responsible of

>3 years to develop shovelware

>Working for more than 3 years
>On this
What, what could necessitate 3 years

>pink shirt
PATRIARCHY STATUS:

IN GOOD CONDITION [ ]
SMASHED [X]

naruto run mario what the fuck.

>>380101748
lead guy for the rabbids+ mario game

Why the fuck is Mario running like Naruto

>>380101748
endless horror and despair

I'm already sold on this game, I love these types of games

>>380101748
that's davido-san

>Babies first X-COM

Is it me or does Mario look weird.
Like proportions and posture

This looks pretty neat but I wish it wasn't rabids.

>>380102019
All japanese people actually run like this.

In media they often don't portray it not to confuse westerners

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>IT'S FUCKING XCOM
captcha: rabbits gatas

>>380102338
It's called off model

Who asked for this

>mario xcom
Cool I guess.

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>>380101902
>pink shirt

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>YFW it's still better than Sticker Star

That's the loudest applause I've heard all e3, ubisoft must pay double.

I don't understand what the target demographic for this is

>mario with a gun shooting peeps

interesting

>>380103117
moms who share minions stuff on facebook

>peached killed those rabbids
She has a bloodlust now

>>380088302
>liking the retarded girl

>>380088908
fork x electrical socket

>>380103117
I'm really confused as to whom Rabids panders towards at all.
I could see a Mario + Raymans or something like that but Rabids don't even feel like an icon for Ubisoft.

I thought it'd be a disaster but it looked like it had more depth than XCOM 2

>>380103621
But he doesn't like Lynn

>even ubisofts quota arabs don't mention the istanbul asscreed
i understand, it was awful

what would you do if you had 10 sister, /v/?

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>>380103746
Casuals maybe?
I don't have an innate hatred for Minion-type characters, but the Rabbids were played out by Rabbids Go Home.
I miss the original "Rayman Raving Rabbids" depiction (where they had more of a twised and evil bent to them) though.

>ubisoft singapore
How many fucking branches does ubisoft have?

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>no 4k screen

>literally recording the screen with a camera
Are we being pranked right now?

might actually buy this AC

it looks like they're really trying to make it fresh, that horse riding even reminded me of phantom pain, and there's not really any games in Egypt so it mite be cool

>>380104818
The bigger question is what advantage this has

>What if mario was in the same world with real people
>What if mario had a gun
Are nintendo pulling a sega?

>the crew 2
why?

WHO

THE

FUCK

WANTS RACING GAMES

>>380105383
racing games are fun

>>380105328
Werwolf Mario when?

https://youtu.be/jum0LImABLI
Behind the scenes video of Mario + Rabbids

>>380105134
I agree.
Only thing I really dislike about Ubisoft are how many different versions with different DLCs they have. Never feels like you get a complete game unless you dump $80+.
I hope it has a lot of interactions with the environment, but they would have showed that already.

i don't get what kind of game this is

>>380105693
press r2 and move the stick a bit now and then

>>380105693
The Crew was an open world MMO set in a smaller version of USA with the important landmarks. It wasn't very good.
2 might be better.

>>380105383
i do. replaying motostorm was some of my favorite racing experience recently. i want a new burnout though damnit

>>380105608
Every single racing game is the exact same game
Why do you need another one

>>380105383
I like the more arcadey ones

yawn I haven't played a racing game in years, got my fill of that stuff when I was like 11

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>>380087536
>>380087984
>>380088784
>>>/co/

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>lori fag shitposting again
lamo

>>380106148
what new gameplay has been added to fps, rpgs, or platformers recently. i can't think of any

Did they forget music?

>380106268
Bought Wipeout Omega Collection two days ago. Shit's fun. Can recommend so far.

I can't think of a shittier way to experience good graphics than a racing game

holy fuck this is boring

>have shitty driving
>Instead of improving it they add motorcycles, boats and airplanes

>>380106832
I don't know, it was putting me in a weird trance watching it with nothing but sound effects and that dude's voice until the music just kicked in at the end

I haven't played a racing game since Midnight Club 2 and I have no intent to change this

Oh hey something that might be good

>>380106970
Motorcycles never have boring driving.

Wasn't the gameplay different last year? Like it had a tactics thing I thought

South Park's looking good, at least.

>Elijah Wood
>creative director

I don't have confused Frodo saved, but that

>elijah wood
What

>>380107918
IF I WANTED A MOVIE I WOULDN'T PLAY MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOGAMES DON'T YOU THINK

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why didn't they just ride the eagles to mordor?

well maybe somebody's doing something cool with VR

>>380108004
It's like the Sega CD never left

>>380106521
she's only good for the lewd mime fan art

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>It's just a video game, you're completelly safe
*smiles*

I just got back after leaving during Ass Creed Kangs. What did I miss after AssCreed?

Could they have found a more effeminate Frenchman for this?

>>380108343
Crew 2
South Park
Frodo's VR experience

Holy fuck did they finally do a standalone pirate game

>>380108343
The Crew 2
So nothing

>>380108412
He's the actual CEO of Ubisoft

>standalone pirate game based on black flag engine
I'm sold

>>380108004
I like movie games
Can create better more personal experiences and often let you explore the setting unlike movies with fixed camera angles.

>>380108343
racing, south part, and movie VR thing by elijah wood

>>380087536
Ahhh to be underage

>female helmsman
I'm just getting sick of this shit

Fuck I think I want this

I loved black flag but the assassins part was really unnecesarry

I remember just a few days ago I told a friend I was said there's never going to be a good ship battle game after asscreed

nice

>>380108572
If it still has AssCreed's garbage Press E to counter combat then it's shit.

>>380108748
Why are you admitting to being underaged dude?

Day 1 pirate

looks like multiplayer from the trailer

I just want a fucking single player pirate game again

Hey, something that actually looked amazing
NOW IF ONLY THERE WAS A REAL GAMEPLAY OR SOMESHIT

YAASS QUEEN


SLAY THE PIRATES

>>380108896
It's the same branch that is doing origins which looks like it improves ac combat so there's a chance

>coop Black Flag
>without all the AssCreed bullshit

Alright, they got me.

>2 people from ubisoft singapore shown this conference
>both white guys
w-what

>>380109213
>press E to counter
>left click to kill
>repeat forever
I hate AssCreed.

AAAAAAnd they ruined it

the division: pirates

>>380108863
i dont get it. i love female MC's. female warriors are the hottest shit. what's the problem with it?

So no singleplayer then...

welp, they ruined it with multiplayer

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I want it to be good but it wont be

>>380109448
It beats the button bashing of the first and second one

>>380109707
Even if it's good I will never buy anything with either EA or Ubisoft's name on it again. Haven't in years.

>can't walk your ship like in black flag, only ship mode
>multiplayer
this is actually shit

Hitboxes.

They have fucking hitboxes.

but can I summon Calypso?

>>380110059
>can't walk your ship like in black flag, only ship mode

Do we know that?

>hey let's make black flag but without being able to walk and swim whereever you want and call of duty multiplayer
nice

>Auto boarding
Holy fucking shit, and I thought they couldn't ruin the concept more

Soo...
Sea of Thieves didn't look so bad after all, huh.

>>380110335
woah, what do you mean this isn't what every black flag fan wanted?!

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>can't even board other ships and fight on there
how is this not just a black flag with less options?

>>380090628
>Do you still play shit on it?

You're supposed to install the data on hdd to minimize delay and mechanical wear, unless you're playing games with ass backwards DRM. Also leaving a floppy inside a drive is bad practice that can kill it astoundingly easily.

>>380110506
I never thought it looked bad

If it was going to e multiplayer then everyone should have just been a crewman on one ship. Free movement on the ship running from position to position. Cannonfags on the left need to run to the right cannons when the ship turns.

>>380110517
Just make the story about the british empire and not assassins bullshit and I'm happy

>>380110745
It was fine. A lot of coop multiplayer stuff was shown at MS's conference.

Oh, and here I thought they forgot the cringe

it wouldn't be an ubievent without dancing
But why did they get sub-zeros clan to dance?

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>>380088302
Both of them are good.

But yes Leni aswell

Are those Mortal Kombat characters dancing?

>just dance 2018
just stop, no one like this part of each conference

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>Just Dance

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They're gonna end this show with drake or something won't they

Hyuna at her peak desu

>>380110882
yeah good luck getting a french publisher to do that

>>380110775
yeah, the combat did look too simple to be entertaining for long. playing as a single crewmate, one person driving and keeping track of the winds/waves, another on cannons like you said. would have been intense. first person boarding and fighting.

>>380111457
Its the only reason I watch it

>>380111262
where can I find more art like this?

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every day we stray further from the light of god

From the parts of each conference I've seen, rabbids game looked good, need for speed looked good, that pirate game looked good, spiderman looked good.

Who the fuck watches these conferences and are the slightest bit interested in Let's Dance?
At least she's got nice legs.

>>380111732
If you can get swedish developers to make the the first world war about america they can do that too

>>380112101
sweden and america never had an arch rivalry

>>380111526
That dancing cow gif is more amusing than the just dance part.

>new kid
>not douchebag

Dropped.

>>380112101

>denying that the US is back to back world war champs
>thinking america wasn't involved in both wars from start to finish and singlehandedly won every major battle with no help

It's right here in my american history book

Fucking switch toys

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>>380111262
here's something

TOYS

TO

LIFE

>toy shit

are game companies bleeding that much money? they gonna start selling dates soon

The ship toys look nice imo.

>>380112805

>it's on the playstation version too

it looks really stupid on both. I'm assuming its some kind of hardware DRM for the ship you use in game.

>grew up in the 80s
Nigga looks like he's barely 20.

>>380111902
>where can I find more art like this?


http://tlb.booru.org/index.php

>Steep

what the fuck that thing is still going?

>>380112038
have you seen sony's conference already?

>>380113721
It looks kinda fun. Thought about getting it when it was $30

>>380087536
>fat9 hosting pc neckbeard race show
heh

>>380088908
super mario 64

>>380113972

I'm assuming this has to do with my remark about spider-man. EA showed a trailer for it.

>>380112926
Thanks anon, though i already seen this one. HArd to find more decent art

>>380114304
ea showed a trailer for spiderman? so insomniac and ea are both making spiderman games

Fuck White people

DDDRUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPPPPPFPFFFF

>white nationalist christians singing black songs

err yeah sure ubisoft

What I don't understand is wouldn't Murica send their army for this shit?

>>380114651

I guess, I dunno. I was watching LCS on twitch with E3 playing on another monitor, and there was a spiderman segment for like 10 whole minutes. Is Insomniac a developer or a publisher?

This guy should present all their games, much better voice than the unintelligible frogs.

HOW ARE YOU TRAPPED IN AMERICA
YOU CAN JUST LITERALLY DRIVE AWAY