SHIT > EA > Microsoft > Bethesda > PC Gaming Show

Dogshit > Bethesda > Microsoft > EA > PC gaming show

You must love the taste of shit. You mind eating my shit while I record it?

>>380080454
SHIT > EA > Microsoft > Bethesda > PC Gaming Show > Devolver Digital.

Could you remind me the name of this show?

i want to fuck hotaru

This E3 is terrible.

Please save us Sony/Nintendo.

>>380082068
This E3 isn't bad.
Just underwhelming. I haven't turned off a stream yet. Besides Devolvers after the 15 min piss they did on E3 as a whole.

>>380081648
Dagashi Kashi

File: Hotaru easy access.png (568KB, 676x1000px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 676x1000px

Sony's showcase will be sweet.

>>380080454
I want to do a line of coke off her tits.

EA>Bethesda>Microsoft>>Dogshit

>>380082391
This E3 is abysmal. It's not even cringe funny, just terrible games and generic, sanitized overly scripted ads. That Bethesda intro disgusted me, and that literal porscha AD was surreal.

What did they show off at the PC show? I missed it.

I want to impregnate Hotaru

>>380080454
Microsoft > Bethesda > PC > EA

>>380080454
SHIT > EA > Microsoft > Bethesda > PC Gaming Show > Hype > Friends

File: IMG_9858.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

I went to sign up for the Sea of Thieves beta and they have a other gender option when signing up

Lel

>>380084654
Nah. It is just tame.
Which is boring.
It's not announce fucking nothing levels of bad like we had a few E3's back.

File: 1493761182479.png (15KB, 295x211px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 295x211px

>>380080454
>western companies

Devolver > SHIT > Microsoft > EA > PCGS > Bethesda

>>380085520
Sign up as a attack helicopter.

>>380085527
There is no difference between announcing nothing and announcing nothing but shit except the latter makes you angry that time and money is being wasted on kusoge.

>>380080454
But Bethesda had probably the shittiest shitshow.

>>380085520
Why would you sign up for that garbage

>>380085857
Accurate

>>380084654
It's been nothing but actual games and /v/ hates it. They're cyring because there's no memes or cringe or DmC-tier disappointing announcements, just pure game announcements and reveals.

Fuck /v/.

>>380086670
EA's conference was awful, tho.

>>380086670
>>380085527
It's just Nintenbros sandbagging hard. They know Nintendo is going to be such a shitshow they're trying to set the tone that E3 was just bad in general and it's not Nintendo's fault.

Coffee > Candy
Also holy shit that anime was so boring I never got past episode 5

>>380086670
>It's been nothing but actual games
80% of what I've seen has been indie shit and Assassin's Kangz

>>380086912
It's a glorified candy commercial and most of the candy is not even available in the west.

Devolver > Everything > PC Gamer

>>380086670
All the games have been garbage mainly shit AAA franchises we get a new installment in every year. The best thing is fucking evil withen 2, a sequel to a 5/10 game that was just a RE4 rehash.

File: saya poke.jpg (75KB, 938x1000px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 938x1000px

>>380086912
Good taste, friend.
But you should really watch it fully for the girls alone.

>>380080454
which anime is this?

>>380087064
Assasin's Creed was in one show, nice try falseflagger.

>>380087682
boku no pico

>>380087995
really?
No fap here I better avoid watching these stuff.

File: 54969716_p0.png (566KB, 800x978px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 800x978px

Best

>>380088186
don't, it will make you gay
it's actually Dagashi Kashi

File: 55244415_p0_master1200.jpg (374KB, 1200x849px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 1200x849px

>>380088303
I'd out my milk into her coffee, if you know what I mean.

I can't believe some random Indie developer will win E3.

>>380086163
So far they have announced a few games. Just nothing that is making me hyped. I'll play the DBFZ game. I'll play evil within and Crackdown 3.
I'm not jumping out of my seat for it them though.
Can't say the same for like 4 years ago. Where I didn't give a single fuck about anything coming out.

>>380088530
is Dagashi Kashi safe for nofap diet?
I'm avoiding watching any anime at all

>>380088676
DBZ and crackdown 3 was already announced They showed a few seconds of pre-recorded shit.

I forgot the new metro game. Trailer was terrible but it might be okay. Looks like fucking homefront though because they are too dumb to go back to the pure survival of metro 2033.

>>380088817
>is Dagashi Kashi safe for nofap diet?
Absolutely not.

File: sample_48fe50c1a9ee758c1123d2f0df71a145.jpg (159KB, 850x1169px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 850x1169px

>>380088817
hotaru is the hottest chick i saw in anime so i guess not

>>380080454
Twitch > Microsoft > Devolver > Bethesda > EA > literal dogshit > PC

>>380089092
I believed Crackdown 3 was dead.
And DBZ leaked a day or so prior to E3 to be revealed at E3. I count that among E3.

>>380084810
>Intel
>Minecraft like game
>Space dodgeball
>Fox Zeldaish darksouls
>AoE Remastered

French apologizing
2qts
1 million dallaros
And a whole lot of WOOOOOOs

File: dagashi oppai ice.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>380088817
ye

>>380089296
I want to impregnate her

>rating bethesda higher than any other shit after paid mods 2.0
just nu /v/ things

how can japs watch this >>380090132 and no fap or have a decent life?
this kind of scene is 99% fap guaranteed

File: 55019624_p0_master1200.jpg (706KB, 1172x1168px) Image search: [Google]

706KB, 1172x1168px

>>380088569
She is MINE

>>380090683
I don't care about mods, TEW2 and Wolfenstein looked good.

File: blunders of years.png (220KB, 1500x500px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 1500x500px

>>380086904
Truest post in this thread. Can't wait for the complete disaster that will be the 2 5 M I N U T E Shitendo presentation.

File: dagashi bondage.webm (367KB, 542x720px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 542x720px

>>380090865
it's a mystery

>>380091126
the blunder of the year is Switch price and lack of availability in south america
You can get two PS4s for the price of 1 switch in argentina and chile

Microsoft > PC > EA > my pilonidal cyst > Bethesda

>>380091303
south america is a completely irrelevant market

File: 6a2.png (565KB, 600x610px) Image search: [Google]

565KB, 600x610px

>>380091126
>yfw shitch slops so hard after the presentation that the next Mario and Zelda games will be on PS5

>>380091053
yes keep buying bethesda products, cuck

>>380087682
Dagashi Kashi

Microsoft > Devolver > EA > PC Gaming Show > Shit > Bethesda

>>380080454
Shit>E3

>>380091435
millions of Brazilians, Argentinians and Chileans would buy a switch if the price was equal to PS4.

>>380091259
Post more lewder Hotaru

Hotaru is for marriage

>>380080454
>>380081136
>>380082391
Twitch and Devolver saved e3, everyone who doesn't think so is a reddit using normie.

>>380080454
Bethesda is lowest by default for implementing paid mods again. Other than that they are all shit

File: 023.jpg (529KB, 1280x1826px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1280x1826px

>>380091934

>>380080454
Sadly have to agree with this. The only worthwhile announcements were the XCOM 2 expansion and that not-Advanced Wars indie game that was demoed. It might as well been "ESPORTS! THE CONFERENCE" with a hefty serving of processors Intel made at the last minute to compete with ThreadRipper. Anything worthwhile for PC was already announced at the EA, Bethesda, or MS Conferences.

File: a72d5db2b5ed9f7545ccf99947bf1e01.jpg (43KB, 500x503px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 500x503px

Can someone summarize the highlights of the presentations so far
I'm not trying to watch all the videos just to be disappointed

File: dagashi bondage2.jpg (475KB, 1278x1316px) Image search: [Google]

475KB, 1278x1316px

>>380091723

File: e64c75213dccb7a94d440b2a0c86c018.jpg (2MB, 2480x3508px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3508px

Can Nintendo save this E3?

>>380091934
She is too bad I stopped reading the manga after about 20 chapters. Shit never goes anywhere and I never bothered to watch the anime after the 1st ep. I hear that it was all boring as fuck anyway.

Has anything changed?

>>380080454
Family Guy > The Simpsons > South Park > Dogshit > New Powerpuff Girls > Rancid Fresh Cat Shit > Anime
This is fun.

>>380092345
lewder

File: 55366813_p0.jpg (156KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 600x800px

>>380092603
Nintendo cant save shit.

Microsoft>EA>Bethesda>PC

>>380081652
This, I want to cum inside her.

>>380092603
>switch is doing ok
>zelda was cool
>more ports for switch
>bye

thats what its gonna be

What did the frog apologize for? I wasn't paying attention at the time.

>>380090951

Sluts are for everybody, anon, don't be greedy.

>>380086904
No. No I'm pretty sure it's Wojak posters shitting on everybody because they have nothing better to do.

File: 1399392042950.png (1MB, 940x688px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 940x688px

>>380092603
Yes it will.

File: oh an expert.jpg (131KB, 350x474px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 350x474px

>>380092339
EA
>Muh sports games with stories
>muh e-sports
>muh represenation
>muh battlefront with a story mode and space flights
>everyone stuttered, everyone was unprofessional, overall boring

Microsoft
>stronkest console evar(tm)
>muh 6 terrafops
>42 games shown* **
>*nearly all are indieshit, very little gameplay in the ones that aren't
>** everything also available on win10
>lack of bullshit and jerking off the company, just games

Beth
>PAID FUCKING MODS
>Fallout VR and Doom VR memes
>Muh card games
>Shitty Link Amiibo costume in Skyrim for Switch
>Killing off the Dishonored franchise because why not
>Paid fucking mods

PC
>Boring
>Boring
>Calarts tumblr looking stardew valley
>Warhammer 2
>AoE remastered
>Banner still has no release date
>jerking off esports

All conferences
>muh e-celebs and "content creators"

>>380092603
No, 25 minute show.

File: dagashi29.jpg (275KB, 836x1200px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 836x1200px

>>380092603
sonyntendo are the only ones who can, because they have japanese games
western games are garbage

>>380092036
I didn't say devolver was bad.
Just after the 15 mins of satirical bliss they gave us they then switched to 12 hours of Adult swims discount Tim and Eric show.
So I stopped watching.

>>380093397
>navel indent through two layers of clothing

devolver > microsoft > PC gaming show > EA > Bethesda

File: 1468849489762.jpg (666KB, 945x1200px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 945x1200px

>>380093034
You're thinking of HOtaru.

Hotaru is literal perfection. How can other girls possibly hope to compete?

File: 11838692_1625306397709851_4047803914826320419_o.jpg (181KB, 1110x684px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 1110x684px

>>380093130
AARRGGHHHH FUCK
How fucking frustrating
If these shit companies are this shit this year, Sony is going to fail completely later

File: jsrf.jpg (147KB, 610x340px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 610x340px

Wait what.
I just came from work. Was PC Gaming show somehow worse than Bethesda? How?
Also, change EA with Mircrosoft and you got a deal.

I'm a bit drunk so I'll tell you the truth. I'm a no fap for 3 months
What can I do to lose the desire to fap?

>>380091259
I want to put that jap whistling candy into her ass

File: dagashi cum.jpg (405KB, 638x682px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 638x682px

>>380094057
nofap causes prostate cancer

>>380094057
Have sex.

>>380094057
Internalize your values. The brain is the strongest sexual organ in the body.

>>380094494
Hotaru causes my heart to beat quicker

>>380094494
yeah whatever I just rather die of prostate cancer than touch a penis pretending I'm having sex

>>380094057
Have sex for once

>>380094742
condoms are against my religion

>>380094686
>not doing yoga for years til you can blow yourself
fuckin dumbass

File: punishment.webm (3MB, 700x392px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 700x392px

>when she eats all your candy

>>380094856
Who said anything about a condom?

>>380095061
What game is this? Source please

>>380095061
Do not bully my waifu

>>380095061
Is there a dl for this model

File: train.webm (3MB, 700x392px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 700x392px

>>380096173
>you take the train with your waifu
>I slap your waifus ass and contiune with pounding her from behind

What would you do?

>>380096443
google cm3d2 hotaru or something

>>380080454

microsoft had the best conference so far.
They didn't show much exclusives, but they showed a lot of great stuff first hand

So far best conference

>>380096534
Take the other hole.

File: 1496535218084.jpg (87KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 400x400px

>>380096534
what game

>>380096778
It's more about the fact that they pretty much just showed games, and that they didn't have many shitty presenters

It's was still a shit conference if you were looking for exclusive games, or good games, but at least it had games - unlike everyone else so far

>>380096778
they didnt show any exclusives and most of it was stuff we've already seen
a lot of them are already out on PC

File: img20160409133135.jpg (606KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

606KB, 2048x1152px

>>380096980

File: 1485944223986.gif (503KB, 398x398px) Image search: [Google]

503KB, 398x398px

>>380080454
Microsoft>PC Gaming Show>EA>Bethesda
This is undebatable

>>380096980
I want to impregnate Megumin

File: yunyun17.png (1MB, 833x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 833x1000px

>>380097757
megumin is shit, she would die while giving birth
even if she did live, she wouldnt be able to feed her children

>>380098232
I want to impregnate Yunyun and become more than friends with her through marriage

>>380098232
Good because I don't want children. Megumin could be my infertile qt wife.

where is the pc only vod niggers, or just a youtube video with chat

>>380096534
>>380095061
What game?

Microsoft > ea > pc > Bethesda

File: img20160403043435.jpg (1MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3840x2160px

>>380099119

>>380099986
What do they want to do on that bed?

>>380099119
custom maid 3d

>>380099119
Custom maid

>>380098232
I want to fuck Yunyun's tits.

>>380092906
I want to impregnate her armpits!

File: img20160408231829.jpg (954KB, 2732x1536px) Image search: [Google]

954KB, 2732x1536px

>>380100349
Eating candy bar with cream filling.

>>380080454
Digital Devolver's skit>Microsoft>EA>PC Gaming show>Bethesda

>>380094057
>He fell for the reddit sect

>>380101449
I want to impregnate that nurse

>>380094057
the same way you lose the desire for other natural needs like hunger, you die.
Other than that you're pretty screwed.

>>380094057
Learn how to cum without touching yourself

>>380104712
I want to cum inside of Saya

>>380106770
Who doesn't?

>>380109927
People who have no taste, probably