Leave E3 to me.

Not going to be there

>>380072772

w-what? Seriously?

THIS E3 FUCKING SUCKS REEEEE

>>380072452
Sorry, but #memequeen isn't here this year. She was the only reason to watch Ubishit

>>380072772
WHAT THE FUCK

>>380072452
Who's this shitskin and why is she relevant?

well where the FUCK is she

>No Todd at Bethesda
>No #girlwood at Ubisoft
Why even bother having E3 this year

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Confirmed for worst E3

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>>380072452

>>380072937
F

she literally can't beat me at halo

Shouldn't it be IN Halo?

>>380073340
She's mememommy. She brings the only reason to watch ubisoft, because she doesn't give 2 shits and causes so many memes and cringe.

>>380073782
Shouldn't it be at Halo?

>>380073627

Interesting, first time I've seen it put out in the news that the wife has to give money to the husband

>>380072772
Wait seriously?
Fuck Ubisoft I was marathoning Archer in anticipation

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>tfw no towering nigress goddess at E3

>>380073782
>>380073743
>>380073940

Yes, nevermind.

>>380073627
>Aisha got JUSTed
how could this happen?

I read her shirt as lick my ass. Honestly that would be pretty cool

>tfw was genuinely looking forward to her memes this year
COME BACK AISHA

>>380074051

Sorry to hear you're not gonna be at E3, Aisha

>>380073782

no, halo is a planet dumass

#GIRLWOOD

>>380073627
bloodsucking motherfucker
never get married anons

>>380073340
anti-cringe meme-mom amazon

>tfw meme withdrawal imminent
k-kojima save me...

how can I get a qt black gf

>>380074234
I don't think people on this board are in any significant danger of marrying.

>>380073957
Happened to Roseanne famously.

>>380073627
Holy shit she's JUST

>>380073627
>hurting /our girl/
What a massive faggot, who the fuck asks money from his wife anyway?

>>380074356
want to be steam friends anon

>>380072452
>>380072772
>some cute guy comes out instead with a shirt #boywood

>>380073571
Why are tall women allowed to wear 6 inch heels but tall men would get laughed at for wearing those Robert Downey Jr manlet boots to boost them up?

>>380074356
Be white

HUMAN LIFE SIZE MEME

>>380072772

First Todd now this?

>>380074828
Because it makes them look """" Sexier""""

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>>380072772

>>380074596
you aren't a girl if you were born with a penis anon

>No Todd
>No Black Meme Mommy
Now you're going to tell me that Reggie isn't going to be there too

>>380073957

The one who pays is always the one who has more money, this has always been the case.

I wanted her to announce Splinter Cell so bad. ;_;

>>380072772
Joel McHale this year?

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>>380074217
>dumass

>>380072452
seriously I would do everything to this woman

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>>380073627

>she leaves just as everyone was coming around to liking her
WTF

why aren't you a better gamer than aisha tyler?

>>380075929
/v/ only started liking her now when she left, you don't know what you got until it's gone.

>>380072452
it would be pretty difficult to fight on a halo box, i would like to see her try.

>>380075957
But I am, being a male

>>380073627
equality is a bitch

>>380075957
too busy jerking off thinking about her

>>380073627
>she is single
oh fuck ye-
>46 year old
wut

>>380076918

Black don't crack man, they stay young looking even longer than asians.

I don't usually like black girls, but damn I wish Aisha would stimulate my ass until I cum without even using my hands

>>380074656
>cute
>guy
pick one

>>380072772
time to give up. every conference has been shit so far, and without aisha, ubisoft's just another piece of shit.

>>380074828
Heels don't just make women taller, it shapes their legs and their walk.

She has nudes doesn't she? IIRC her tits are weird.

>>380077175
Such a waste that half of them are fat.

>>380072772
she is what makes that show a blast

>>380073627
She should marry Brenden.

>>380072452
Infertile

>>380078191
mostly just the american ones

>>380078632
which means I get to bust in her

>>380074234
she couldn't have children.

>>380072452
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>380075280
Speaking of, we usually get pictures of Nintendo's bigwigs showing up. So far we've only seen Miyamoto.

>>380072772
I know why guys!
she diverced her husband a month or 2 ago because she couldn't produce kids! sad though, she was a qt, but lucky husband - imagine creaming that every night without worry

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Literally perfect

>No Aisha cringe

Booo.

>>380078101

sauce

>>380073627
JUST!

but seriously i'd wife her she's a fox.

>>380078191

It's balanced out by half of them in Africa starving.

>>380073627
Hey.
There's a strong possibility that Aisha was a cuck.

How does that make you feel?

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>>380078674
You're right

>>380072452
Look! It's monkey girl!

>>380078632
>>380078895
>can't have children
>husband leaves you and takes half your money


that's sucks

>>380078895
fantastic, I can cum inside her over and over
children are overrated

>>380078632

I thought you were memeing, then I googled it. That's a shame.

>>380072452
NOOOO

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>>380080339
That's sad, feel really bad for her

I can never tell if these threads are black dudes or just white guys with the jungle fever.

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>>380078632
oh

that's not funny

>no Todd
>no Aisha
>shit scheduling with long breaks
Why did I even take time off work for this crap?

>>380080924
>black people
>on 4chan

Damn she created a glorious amount of shitposting. Not gonna lie, I will miss her.

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>>380080924
/pol/ often has jungle fever threads

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>mfw this thread is actually really classy

godspeed aisha o7

>>380081441
>yankees hat

Fucking ruined. I'm sorry I don't care how hot you are, yankee fans are the worst.

>>380081254
Sup

>>380081696
Dude, she doesn't give a fuck about the yankees. She is just wearing something popular.

>>380080339
Yeah, people here are like "fuck yeah you can bang her with no worries" but in reality in terms of serious relationships, not being able to have children is a dealbreaker for most guys.

>>380083042
That i can understand but fuck dude don't take half of her money with you.

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>>380073627
And it gets worse.

>>380073627
Her husband is an Attorney
>Never marry lawyers anons

>>380084312

https://youtu.be/dKWyyNX5K-o

...this feel man. I wasn't prepared for it.

>>380084312
Did she try artificial insemination?

>>380072452
>on Halo
Wouldn't it be in Halo?
Nobody says they were on a game.

>>380084593
She's 43 man, she's over her expiration date.

>>380084593

Boy I don't know, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

>>380073627
>hurting #girlwood
Jeff your days are numbered.

>>380084585
that's fucking sad

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>>380084913

>>380084585
I didn't need this feel today.

>>380084585
>It would be so great to see a little him running around
Now that's a regrettable statement.

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>>380084585
Jesus christ, that's soul crushingly sad I just want to give her a big hug

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>>380084585
No. This is not #girlwood.

E3 BABY WOO sorry aisha

>>380084585
Smart guy, not sticking with her if she can't give birth.

What's the point of women if they aren't for making babies.

btw i'm gay.

>>380084312
>>380084585
>We decided it wasn't worth all that
Clearly she's crazy about having a baby so it must've been her husband who talked her down.
What the fuck man, this is terrible.

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>>380072772
>no Todd
>no Aisha
FUCKING DROPPED
I'M NOT EVEN MAD THAT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

>>380084585
>>380084312
>Not wanting the dedicate the rest of your life to getting her pregnant.

I had no idea such faggotry was possible.

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>>380084585

That's it, I'm out for the day.

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>>380084585

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>>380084585
Why do bad things happen to good people, /v/?

>>380073627
Is Aisha Tyler /v/'s Brendan?

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>>380084585
>waiting until your 40s to try to have children
#girlwoodlogic

>>380086387
No, because 2.1 million isn't enough to financially ruin her, she has more than that.

>>380084585
This is honestly really sad. She must've felt like shit that she can't even give her husband a child and is barred from one of the biggest parts of the human experience. That's gotta hurt for a woman.

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>>380084585

As cringey as she was sometimes i still liked her ;-;

>>380086469
Didn't they start trying in her mid 30s? Yeah it's harder but you can certainly have children without too much trouble at that age.

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>>380072452
>She comes on stage
>Remember she is barren and it ruined her marriage and life
>Get depressed

>>380084585
Ain't clicking that shit, I don't need to be sad today.

she was fun as fuck damnit

>>380080740
>walks around like a whore
>keeps pulling dress down

WHY FUCKING BOTHER!?

This is kind of bizarre, /v/ seemed to unanimously hate her and complained about her every year and now suddenly everyone seems bummed that she's gone. Is it just that you're disappointed that you'll miss a good source of cringe humor? Because trust me, Ubisoft does not need Aisha to have a cringey conference. Or was all that dislike about her more ironic and affectionate then I thought.

>>380086469
>>380086634
When did they get married? She most likely started taking the pill at a much earlier age and just kinda hoped it would happen naturally. Once she reached her 30s they probably caught on that something wasn't right

>>380081441

t. Shareblue

>>380086534
And it's worse now since at least back then she could go "well, at least I have a loving husband with whom I can adopt" but now he's gone with half her money.

>>380085352
yeah a mulatto would not look like him or her.

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>>380072772
YIKES! Don't worry Aisha. Leave E3 to me.

>>380084585
tick tock
goes the clock

Aisha is the name of a Neopet. Heh, I sure do have random thoughts some time.

>>380086971
she got better and people got more used to her, now she feels like seeing an old friend at an annual reunion or something

>>380086634

Shit goes south real fast after 35ish.

>>380084585
I though /v/ hated all blacks

Why are you crying for her?

>>380072452
>/v/ suddenly likes this bitch
What happened to all those webms of her being killed in Watch Dogs?

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>>380073627
>>380084585
Oh...Oh wow.
Thats quite sad actually.

>>380087494

Fuck off Slowtaku.

>>380086971
She was cringe but at the same time you could tell she loved games and liked being there also she gave me #manwood.

>>380087494
>I thought
then don't

A breakdown of the situation if you will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFG30tETZ54

>>380087529
>not understanding those were killings of kindness
>>380087494
how new

>>380087529
They still exist and are still funny.

>>380084585
Serves her right. She acted like she didn't want kids back in the day, now her biological urges took over and she waited too late. Not being edgy, just pointing out a fact. That said, she was great at Ubisoft's shows. All the white nerds getting triggered by her sealed the deal.

>>380087378
This. I totally had a blast making fun of her and she seemed okay with it (like the #girlwood stuff) too.

>>380087494
>/v/ is one person
/pol/ might have seep in a bit too much inside /v/, but there are still many of us who don't hate blacks.

>>380087494
I mean
There is a difference between shitposting while making fun of some idiot and her unfunny memes, and laughing about her getting a shitty divorce and breaking down because she can't have children.
I mean, come on man

god damnit Aisha, noo ;-; i miss you

>>380087859
>Sotomayor video
aw shit.

>No Todd
>No girl wood
THIS E3 IS SHIT

>>380086971
Celebrities are always more memorable as lolcows, and her confidence and upbeat stage persona made the cringe moments even more hilarious.
But man, reading this thread really makes me feel for her.

>>380087217
This. The only reason they would drop Aisha is to bring Mr Caffiene back. Get hype, niggas.

>>380086971
/v/ was obviously tsundere for her, she was a good source of decent jokes and dependable fun cringe and nice fetish fuel for giantessfags

>>380072772
No halo, no todd howard, no cute black ubisoft waifu, This is the worst E3 Ever

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Another year, another Ubisoft conference with this amazonian warrior priestess and short beta French men with heavy accents. Also shitty games.

>>380087494
>actually falling for the "it's not ironic" meme

back to /pol/

>>380073627
i don't get it, didn't he already know she was barren when they got married? they couldn't do a surrogate? sucks to be her. can't colonize if the girl's not fertile

>>380084585
This is why she produces great comedy and entertainment in general. She is fucking dead inside just like all of us.

>>380087494
Believe it or not, /v/ is /v/. It isn't /pol/

>>380072772
This E3 is becoming more pointless by the second

>>380088378
She isn't gonna be there dumdum

>>380088461
They could have yes, but it seems he was over that relationship anyways.

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>leaves because he can't have children
>He WANTS children
>SO BADLY HE'LL LEAVE a perfect no-risk pussy
I'm not even mad about the divorcing but he should be executed for this

>>380086971
I hated her in a way I hate old meme songs. I would never admit to listening to Backstreet Boys, but you can bet your ass I know every word to I Want It That Way.

Was it stated why exactly she won't be there?

>>380088605
Wait really? Ubisoft is doing something new for once?

>>380088023
>She acted like she didn't want kids back in the day,

You don't realize how this is the equivalent of "f-fuck women, men going their way!" Women having problems barring children is a really touchy and personal subject. When women are having this type of issues and get asked when they plan to have children, "focusing on my career" is a common reflect.

Also, even if she changed her mind it still doesn't "serve her right"

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>>380084585
Why would you post this?

>>380087494
Blacks=/=Niggers, bro

>>380086634
>married for 20 years
>wait until the chance of conception takes a nosedive and the chance of fuckery goes sky high

Bitch doesn't want kids.

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>>380088904

Ubisoft dropped her. That's all I know.

How come they don't want her, man?

>>380088692
you know hedonism isn't top priority for everyone.

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>>380072772
>no Todd
>no Aisha
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>380086971
She presented the games in a cringey yet exciting way, she came off as genuinely into Ubishit. And she was way more charismatic than whatever French manlet will be there this year.

Also, she became a staple of the conference, it feels weird not having her there anymore. I was looking forward to making fun of her with /v/.

>>380083042
>not being able to have children is a dealbreaker for most guys.

Sure, if this was still the 1950s.

There's a reason why infidelity is at a high rate and dudes abandon their family when a bitch get accidental preggors. Men don't want to have kids. It's suicide. No more fun, and your finance goes down the shitter. And the girl gets fat and unattractive.

>>380087494
She established herself with her intelligence, sense of humor, and genuine love for what she does. She was from a time before all this SJW / virtue signaling bullshit, where being inclusive for it's sake took over.

>>380089195
They think she was the source of cringe.

>>380088956
Boo-fucking-hoo.
I bet you she would have gotten her ex for alimony if she did have a kid. And if you watched one of her earlier specials back in the day, she mentioned she didn't want kids. Whetever that was before she found out she was barren or after doesn't change shit.

I bet you're a woman or a white knight, probably the latter.

>>380088904
They basically said this E3 was going to be hosted by developers instead but that they still love her

which definitely means Aisha will make a surprise appearance as a developer of a #girlwood game

>>380072772
why the fuck no?

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>roastie goes for a dcumbag Chad
>gets sad when he screws her over

"Oh Yves Guillermo wish I had a bf like you ;_;"

>>380089371
>There's a reason why infidelity is at a high rate and dudes abandon their family when a bitch get accidental preggors. Men don't want to have kids. It's suicide. No more fun, and your finance goes down the shitter. And the girl gets fat and unattractive.

Fuck right off /SRS/.

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>>380072452
Why is she so cringe yet comfy?

>>380089465
>Aisha is a game dev now
Break your toblerone jade raymond we've got a better mom now.

>>380088692
As a 20-something I hate those little brats, but when I'm in my thirties I'll probably start thinking about it. Your priorities change over time.

>>380080924
Both. I know for a fact my black roommate starts black girl threads on /pol/ because they have the best black girl porn. Ironic.

>>380073627
what a greedy cuck

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>>380089223
>He leaves her because of his own Desires
>And takes most of her money too
>not hedonism

>>380089195
Fuck this episode. Don't need emotions in my comedy

>>380073627

What's the problem? That shitty Archer show is still running right? This is nothing in comparison to Brendan Fraser.

>>380084585

Watch Sotomayor, you beta failures.

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>>380089438
You are making assumptions, we both are cause we don't actually know her personal life. Either way you don't see what it is about her shitty hand that is triggering you.

>>380089371
>There's a reason why infidelity is at a high rate

Close to 80% of infidelity is committed by women, anon.

>>380084585
>legitimately feeling bad for aisha
never thought I feel this way

>>380089779
>watch some dude who rants all day long about muh black masculinity
no thx
also that's spam

>>380087494
Because making dumb jokes about kfc and saying nigger to be edgy isn't the same as genuinely hating blacks.

>>380073627
If she was a bugger celebrity like Rihanna or such I wouldnt care but she's in a shifty place in pop culture so this sucks.

>not urban enough to get consistent black work
>black so won't be given consistent white work

I hope Who's Line is it Anyway is paying her well.

>>380072452
I want to jizz on her feet
>that white/cream colored contrast with dark skin

Every
Fucking
Time

>>380089779
>21 (You)s
nice

>>380089779
Tommy's whole thing is saying things about black people that people who hate blacks like to say, but he can get away with it because he's black.

>>380089921
>muh spam

Cry into your Aisha body pillow, buddy.

>>380089749
Procreation is the one of the main reasons marriage exists. That second point is just how divorce works happens to works.

>>380090067
I will, go make a blog post about black kids needing to pull up their pants lmao

>>380075280
>>380079152
Reggie was on Dorito Pope's stream

>>380090048

What utter twaddle. I've never seen a white guy or girl say black women are so hostile and evil because they want to have white women hair.

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>>380086971
Its the same with Todd. You think you hate him but once he's not there to tell you lies in your face you kinda miss the little guy.

How long until Abortionsoft?

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>>380072772
This E3 is a fucking disgrace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

>>380090184
>he isn't crying for this fronting bitch
>he must be a white supremacist

You are dumb, you are really dumb.

>>380081254
Been here longer than you've had pubic hair, guv.

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W-why is she doing this to us lads? Why would she abandon us in our time of need? Does she not love us anymore?

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>>380089878
So she can't have kids. Big whoop. She's well off and - well, not anymore.

Yeah, she's fucked. I yield.

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>>380084585
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>380084312
I would fill her with so much semen they would have create a sprawling city in her uterous that would create a baby out of pure force of will

Aisha was always /our girl/. It just took her leaving for us to finally admit it.

>>380089880
Men do it more than women actually.

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>>380084585
Mikou in the comments knows what's up

>>380073627
>ywn marry and fuck Aisha without having to worry about knocking her up

>>380091163
That's you, isn't it?

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>>380090636
We abandoned mommy when she needed us most and she's never coming back anon.

>>380091163
>Aisha
>ruining E3
fuck off back to plebbit

>>380090303
I've always loved Todd. He's the loveable rascal that tricks normies out of their hard earned bucks every 2 year or so.

we should send her letters tellin her to come back, like when /co/ did letters for Blade

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>>380091386
I was banned from Jewgle 2 or 3 years ago so I can't make comments

>>380091416
>bourbon enthusiast
>tfw she started drinking after finding out she can't have children
How long until full blown JUST?

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>>380072772
>Im actually going to missing Aisha
Fucking hell, What am i going to do with all these abortion jokes now?

>>380087494
You mean spics.

They try to make nigs look like real life orcs when they commit as much crimes tbqh

http://apps.urban.org/features/latino-criminal-justice-data/

http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/13/how-the-federal-government-inflates-crime-statistics-for-whites/

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/05/black_and_white_alabama_prison.html

Also nigs/=/black men, learn the difference

Has FO4 complete edition been announced yet?

>>380091823
Le based black man!

>>380080740
What would you if it was just you and her in a parking garage?

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>>380091416
She was literally our gal and we never appreciated her while we had her

>>380092043
I'm not wrong though.

We have problems with both spics and nigs, but normal latinos/black are fine.

>>380092172
Now all we have is iJustine. Great going lads.

>>380091585
This would be aggresively cringey and autistic but honestly with how awful her life has been going with being infertile and losing her money in divorce it would probably be a sweet thing to do for her

>>380072772
Thank god, this bitch is a walking pile of cringe inducing shit

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>>380089779
>you beta failures.

>>380090636
>>380091416
We should all swarm her house wearing diapers, maybe she'll adopt us.

>all you fags crying over aisha now
What a bunch of poseur bitches.
I've wanted to fuck her raw since I first found out about her, and pull down her pants and slam my manlet face into her nice booty.

>pretending to like girlwood now
I don't get this joke.

>>380092829
lol

>>380092646
FUCK OFF JEFF

>>380092913
>implying the greatest ruse of our time isn't worthy of praise

>>380073340
annoying ubisoft presenter /v/ loves this year for some reason

>>380093050
I still don't get it.

>>380092913
I've always liked her desu

>>380093175
Much like pussy in your life, you will never get it. Come to terms w/ it.

>no Todd
>no Aisha
>no literal memes like Mr. Caffeine
>almost no cringe

Fuck this E3. Has anything funny happened so far?

>>380093336
Perhaps you could explain this joke to me.

>>380079178
hahahahah oh that's pretty fucking sad.

>>380093419
Outside of that frenchie calling it the xbone, and that youtuber thanking nigs, no.

>>380092646
Jeff you're a cunt and didn't deserve to tap that puss

>>380093305
Ok, I'll just ask.

Why?

>>380079178
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3546858/Aisha-Tyler-breaks-tears-Talk-discusses-husband-Jeff-Tietgens-filed-divorce-23-years-marriage.html

that nigga walks away with milliosn

>>380092116
Seduce her with my excellent taste in videogames.

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>>380084585
OH GOD! it's true that every clown is devastated inside.

>>380081254
sup nigger

>>380093694
Yeah.

He deserved better I'm sure.

>>380093816
They make others laugh because they can't laugh themselves.

>>380093419
people are going crazy about devolver

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>>380093886
JEEEEEEEEEEEEFFF

>>380072772
NO UBISOFT IS OVER
ANOTHER TODD

>>380094095

Devolver was scripted though. Shit is way funnier when it happens off the cuff.

>>380072937
What the fuck , why will I even watch it without memes?

>>380093816
Most comedians are warped individuals from the inside.

>>380093706
Genuinely charismatic and excited about vidya. A nice presence at E3 as opposed to awkward beta developers who have no business being in front of a crowd shilling their own games.

>>380094426
So are trash bags.

>>380094495
>Genuinely charismatic
>A nice presence at E3
You are joking, yes? This has to be a joke. Everything about her is the opposite of genuine. Are we even talking about the same individual?

>>380093305
Same. Sure she was cringey most of the time but that's her shit humor I guess. And she genuinely was good at halo
I hope she won't end up jumping off a bridge, infertile and your 'love of your life' leaves you after 25 years, AND hes a lawyer that gets 2 millions off you? holy shit. I usually blame the horrible system setup in america but its apparent that it can work both ways.

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>>380094569

>>380092172
fuckkkkk no actually we did over time.

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>dated black girl that looked like Aisha
>play video games in our underwear and eat pizza in bed
>literally the best sex I ever had
>she got deported to her country
Not even that mad but I missed how good she cooked and cleaned.

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>>380079178
>divorcing a woman because she can't have kids
>not cumming inside her as hard as you possibly can every time
>not just convincing her to let you have sex with another girl for children
what a fag

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>>380086971

You never know what you have till you lose it.

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I'd marry Aisha and Jade at the same time to be desu.

>>380091698
>tfw she started drinking after finding out she can't have children
source?

>>380094569
damn...

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>>380081254
Are you mad?

>>380093706
See

>>380089327

>>380095189
>not cumming inside her as hard as you possibly can every time
do you honestly think that he didnt do that? look at how tall he is. she's fucking 6ft1.

>>380086971
Ubisoft without her was shit, this conference is only good for being funny.

>No todd
>No Aisha
>No kojima

>no good games

huh... we knew she wasn't going to be at E3 for a while, because Ubishit wants to have the developers showing off their games. whats with all this sadness all of sudden

>>380086971
/v/ hates what it loves and loves what it hates. like a good 70% of it.

Also I always liked her. bit of an oddball but if you saw her past history in films etc then yeah I wasn't surprised. I'm probably one of the few people that knew her before she started hosting ubisoft stuff.

>>380095416
A few of those guys are white, whoever made that is a nordicist who thinks greeks aren't white.

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>>380088326
Underrated post

>>380096109
>greeks
>white
Greeks are decendants of moors anon.

>>380096109
>damage control

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I'm ready

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>>380073627
>hfw he finds someone else and gets a baby
oh man I don't want to imagine those feelings.

>>380095697
Waifufags.

>>380096109
Anon...

>>380095516
>do you honestly think that he didnt do that?
He has gayface.

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>>380081254
Teehee

she's a negress I'd wife even tho she's like 20 years older than me.

>>380087859
>bedwench
I can already tell this is nigger /pol/ video that will tell me nothing I can't find with a single google search with whole lot of hot opinions disguised as facts

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>>380087217
We'll never have fuck-ups like that ever again. Now it's just people trying to be professional and failing and drunk celebrities.

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>>380095810
>/v/ hates what it loves and loves what it hates.
QFT.

>>380097246
>gayface
what

she was pretty obnoxious year after year

but a still prefer an Amazonian black woman laughing at beta devs, than anything else

maybe we get qtdevs this year

I CAME HERE FOR PORN OF AISHA TYLER OR A BLACK BITCH GETTING BLEACHED AND THERE IS NOTHING.

you fucking disappoint me neo-/v/

>>380097751
>>>/gif/

>>380097692
when someone looks gay in the face
it's pretty scientific bruh

>>380097986
/gif/ is half cuck porn and half gay porn.
its shit

>>380084585
I feel bad for her and I'm sorry she can't conceive, though I think adopting would be a good idea if she wants children. There are millions upon millions of children without homes in the world.

>>380098256
I bet theres a bleach-thread going on at gif right now or in the archive. Do not disappoint me anon.

>>380098041
>bruh
sounds like broscience to me, post link

>>380093419
Well in EA thing for Kek Wars they said "my friend Darkness" with 3 NBA niggs on screen

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>no tall negress to put manlets in their place this year
trumps america i guess

>>380092646
that's why its fun. We laugh at the cringe

>>380098781
Trump really has ruined everything.

Are we getting a comfy thread some time?

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>>380080740
It's amazing how much black women improve just by fixing their hair.

>>380099220
weavefags btfo

>>380098781
the fuck is that?

>on Halo

I've always hated this shit.

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>you will never nut inside a black qt as she tells you "I love you anon"

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>>380099425
a negress as a manlet

>>380095416
/pol/ is, ironically, the most ethinic diverse political group out there. Go figure.

>>380090963
I am white and I would dedicate the rest of my entire life to mating pressing her in an attempt to fulfill her wish.

The only thing that can save Ubisoft would be Aisha crashing a van through the stage with French fucks flying everywhere.

.... oh shit Nintendo just got cucked on live stream.

W A H O O

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>Bad french accent and a bad jap accent

Who ordered nintendo asskissing?

Do you think the reason Aisha isn't presenting is because Miyamoto wouldn't be able to control himself around her?

>>380100370
my fucking sides

>>380100847
>Aisha will never meet Miyamoto
feels bad man

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>tfw some people use this as ubisoft general and you just wanted to make an aisha shitposting thread

Love /aisha/ general. Feels good man

>>380074531
Feminists. Nothing wrong with getting your million dollars playa playa

> nearly everyone /v/ hated her and called her a nigger and fake gamer whenever she was at e3
>now everyone on /v/ likes her

>>380101279
Behind those eyes lies a tortured and suffering woman.

>>380095295
My fanfiction coming out christmas 2018 please look forward to it.

>>380101438
>new hotness
>aisha literally old and busted

>>380100026
Not really, this pic is just a bunch of americans that organized themselves to goof around, /pol/ is strongly anti-white and any poster coming from a country perceived as non-white or "cucked" will immediatly get shit on with "banter" aka low-hanging fruit jokes based on stereotypes or recent events.

>>380101279
>aisha still bringing the comfy even when she isn't at e3 herself
Thanks mommy~

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>ywn have an infertile giantess GF who you can climb onto and cum inside every night

Why live?

>>380102401
Maybe we'll still get to experience that in that game with the giantess snake woman.

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>Mario: Rabbid Unknown

>>380101438
Why was she so mad?

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What song is that playing when the Peach rabid was revealed? I've heard it in plenty of old romance movies but don't remember the name of it.

>>380074531
EQUALITY

>>380072772
Turned it off as soon as Aisha didn't come out. Fuck Ubisoft.

>>380102963
She was catcalled when she walks on the stage. Wominz don't like that shit

Someone at Ubi thought it was a good idea to have these nerds present shit themselves.

Fuck even EA knew better.

Why is she not there?