After 9 years of shitposting on /v/, you know what I tealize?

>>380057687
that you're a wizard?

Luna > Hermione > Ginny

objective fact

That you've wasted your life, and every time your parents come in to look at you, they walk away shaking their head in shame, asking where they went wrong?

>>380057687
that you are just like me?

>>380057842
I really used to wish that Hogwarts was real and I could attend and meet a qt wizard girl and go on crazy wizard adventures.

Maybe save the wizarding world in the process.

>>380057687
You cant spell even tho ur a wizard

>>380057941
Amen brother

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>>380057687
That after all those years you still can't type properly?

>>380057687
That you wasted 9 years of your pathetic miserable life shitposting on /v/?

Just like the rest of us

>>380058130
>>380058223
They don't teach English in magic schools.

>>380058630
Wouldn't linguistics be practically a given in wizardry school, considering that most of the magical texts would probably be written in some shitty ye olden dialect?

>>380058886
How hard is it to read and recite something like wingardium leviosa. The teacher will just explain it to you and you'll learn from doing it over and over

>>380059086
Who would win, a talented wizard or a hick muggle with a gun?

>>380059171
STUPIFY

>>380059325
STU-*bang*

>>380058059
trying to make history

>>380057941
This guy gets it.
Also Ginny drugged Harry with a love potion.

>>380059462
Aren't wizards able to use spells without announcing it? Especially with stupify?

>>380059970
Yes but the spells are weaker and high-level spells are much harder to do wordlessly

>>380060147
but stupefy and shit like that can't be that high-level when a bunch of kids are able to do them
also that one spell harry & co use on neville when in first grade

>>380060147
Well, regardless of how the fight is going, the hick will eventually run out ammunition, giving the wizard an opening

>>380060425
wizard battles are basically cover shooters and spells take enough time to travel that you can cast protego or dodge them

only godlike wizards like dumbledore and voldemort would be able to conjure stuff fast enough to beat a gun

i haven't read the books in a decade so my only recent memories are the movies so I might be full of shit

>>380057687
that you're here forever?

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You're a Harry Wizard?

>>380057687
That you're autistic?

"No!"

>>380059465
But who's to judge

>>380060980
yeah i haven't read them in ages either, but wasn't there that thing with harry and snape where snape did the mindreading thing but harry still had time to protego himself. don't see a reason why that wouldn't work against a gun, although i have no idea how exactly the protego worked. seemed to work against spells at least so i think it would be a fair assumption that either it or a similar spell would work against projectlies

>>380057941
>that softcore video of an actress that looks exactly like Luna

or it actually was her, I forget which.
Not looking it up though, I don't want to weep bitterly that I'll never have her again.

>>380057941
Distinguished taste my man.

>>380062096
considering that dobby, one of the most powerful magical creatures, got killed by a regular thrown knife, I can't see wizards winning in a straight up fight

wizards would definitely win with some prep though, considering all the shit they have up their sleeves like invisibility, explosions, and transmogrification

>>380062262
>>380062389
I like Luna's personality, but i dont find the actress attractive. I think it's her nose or something.

>Wizard have an insta kill spell that requires an incantation
>Any human can pull a trigger

Wizard in the HP world are so backwater it's ridiculous.