Could they have made a more generic looking character?

>>380056237
Hat instead of cape.

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>>380056237
He looks great.

>>380056237
It's supposed to look cute.

Game looked a lot of fun.

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I went to the bathroom and came back and was sure I was looking at a Microsoft made butchered PG Conker game for a minute.

I am a big 3D platformer guy but this didn't really do anything for me, it looked way to simplistic.

>>380056237
at least is not generic macho protagonist of every action american game.
I swear, everyone looks like fucking Nathan Drake to me.

>>380056237
Tails?

>>380056237
I hope he can help with my car fax

He got those Conkerfags real good at least.

Its a rip off of Mario, why is this okay?

They're just trying to appeal to young kids now so they can justify bringing it back later. Or someone at MS heard furfags are fucking loaded.

I'm gonna fuck that fox.

>>380056237
It's a VR game that flopped, that should tell you something.

>>380056237
What's your problem, OP? Do you need gritty, edgelord characters to feel comfortable?

>>380057360
GIVE
ME
THE
CAR
FAX

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>>380056237
well, they could have not given him a cape or shoes.

how bad could that have gone, huh?

>>380056237

I thought it was conkers lol.

This game looks so fucking boring. I love platformers to death (Galaxy is my favorite game) but this just looked too generic for me to care about.

>>380058084
Yooka's at least stylized a tad (He needed a Hawaiian shirt or something though)

The fox is just a fox.

>>380058470
I was in a chat with other people and someone mentioned it looked like Galaxy. Then the music got a lot more clear and it sounded way to reminiscent of Gusty Garden.

>>380056237
He's generic in a good way, I'm ok with it. The voice is adorable, too.

>>380058686
That's why I dislike it so much. It's obviously inspired by the SMG games but it just look awful. I'm sure someone more articulate could explain why it looks bad but I just think it does. The music was shit too.

>>380058470
Did you not like 3D world? This looks like it plays like it but with a permanent cat suit and burrowing.

Show me the Carfax

>>380056237
Am I the only one who thought the cat and alligator would have made a much cooler Protaganist ? They were even animated much better in the trailer than the fox.

we shouldn't be encouraging furryism.

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Who dat?

>>380058572
Huh, a Hawaiian shirt actually would fit that design now that I think about it

>>380057807
It was free and came with the Oculus.

>>380061542
I think you can actually unlock it in the game.

>>380061542
Yooka needed a hawaiin shirt and I always suggested that laylee wear a poker visor.

>>380057913
It's show me the car fax

Pretty sure Microsoft just wanted to make another Blinx the Cat game but then realised they were doing original Xbox compatibility and didn't want people to find out that Blinx was trash.

>>380058084
I hate that design so fucking much. All they had to do was make Banjo-Threeie, instead we got an SJW shitshow

Looks like a cereal box mascot.

>>380061542
because then he would be Rango

>>380056237
I thought sonic was doing a new "3D" game or something. That's literally tails.

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>>380056237
Who tops and who bottoms?

Looks like a car insurance mascot

>>380062353
>>380058084
I was never more excited for a game than I was for Banjo-Threeie. Seeing how it eventually turned out is the most depressing thing I've ever endured:

-Villain is a capitalist who runs a successful business
-Friendly NPC named "Burnie"
-"Fat shaming" line said by Yooka removed before launch
-JonTron removed from the game because he thinks white countries shouldn't be flooded with the third world

Am I forgetting anything? Seriously. Fuck that game, glad that it got bad reviews scores and that the SJW "journalists" turned on them, hope that Playtonic goes bankrupt.

When is it releasing?

They aren't going to be dumbasses and release it next to Mario are they cause that's going to make it DOA

>>380063597

Playtonic is like the drop out Retro Studio devs who don't know what the fuck to do

They need direction, Greg Mayless was that direction and he's making Sea of Theives worth playing
I just hope for some goddamn single player

>>380063597
>none of the complaints are related to actual gameplay or art

>>380062310
It's not even a microsoft game, it's a sequel to a game owned by facebook you fucking cereal bowl

>>380063240
Tails will NEVER not bottom.

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>>380056237
>Anthropomorphic shota fox with no clothing whatsoever aside from a cape and shoes
>No porn

Huh. Thought for sure furries would have a field day with him.

>>380064143
Except with Klonoa.

>>380064437
they probably would if he didn't look like he came straight out of kinder surprise's toyline

>>380057807
>side platformer
>VR
for what purpose.

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>>380056237
It's the retarded eyes with no personality that bothers me. There i fixed it.

>>380056237
This looked like the most generic game I've seen in years. Literally looks like an iPhone game.

Horrible artstyle that makes you want to vomit. Pretty much MS's Knack.

>>380056237
I tuned into his gameplay with the camera behind, and laughed thinking they'd found a use for that failed VR game Conker model.

I'll wait a bit to see if more interesting levels show up. I'm pretty starved for platformers until Unbox: Newbie's Adventure releases for something not PC

>>380056237
What game is that?
Something that was announced on E3?

>>380064030
The art is spot on 10/10, can't complain at all about the art, but the level design is absolute trash. Instead of improving and refining the Metroidvania style level design from Banjo-Tooie, they regressed to the level design from the first game only 5 times bigger and with even simpler puzzles.

>>380057097
That's because, without the VR gimmick, Lucky's Tale really is that generic of a platformer. And this is coming from someone who owns and develops for VR headsets. The way that Lucky's Tale actually used VR was gimmicky and superfluous.

>>380057651
>They're trying to appeal to the nostalgiafags who like 5th generation era collectathons
fixed it for ya

>>380065060
Sequel to this piece of trash;
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/luckys-tale

This should have been a Conker game

>>380056237
It baffles me how developers can make 3D platformers that look this bad in this day and age when the genre has been around and improved upon for decades.

>>380056943

I chuckled. Here's your (you)

>>380056237
God he really does look like an offbrand Kellog's mascot. I think it's the shoes and the eyes

>>380064948
now he looks like a psychopath

>>380064948
You made it worse

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>Microsoft not opposed to subsidiaries making cutesy 3D kiddie platformers
>Still won't utilize the platformer IP's they already have

Can someone explain this meme to me?

>>380058084
Came here to post this.

>>380065849
I dont think the problem is the game looking bad as much as it is looking generic. Nothing about the trailer really stood out for me besides the music, which already sounds like a stock version of Mario Galaxy music. I don't think this game is trying to be unique or anything special.

>>380065964
They hate money, just like the Pokemon Company does for not putting a Pokemon Snap sequel on Wii U. They can't be this out of touch, can they? Surely it's the former.

>>380056237
That's the point.
It perfectly tailored to a peal to kiddos, autists, and possibility some pedos.

>>380066140
>Pokemon Snap sequel on Wii U
Pokemon Snap was a fucking N64 tech demo.

>>380066140
Yeah, releasing a Pokemon picture taking spinoff on the fucking Wii U with forced use of the gamepad was going to bring in mad dosh. There's no way the time spent developing that could be spent on any number of other Pokemon projects that would bring in easier, and more assured money. And this is coming from someone who loved Pokemon Snap.

>>380057097
>way to simplistic.
I fear that as well.
I think 3D Marios excel when there are abilities when you can move faster than just running, such as air diving in 64 and SS.

>>380056237
Literally Conker + Tails

>>380066934
post it

>>380066354
Yeah and it was fun as fuck.

>>380066641
It would have been one of the only games outside of NintendoLand to actually use the gamepad for its intended purpose. It would have been a better use of their time than a heap of mobile garbage.

>>380056237
>It's not overdesigned Japanese bullocks.
I think it's fine. Platformers aren't my thing though, so I'm not too interested.

>>380056237
it's the conker + bubsy + tails abomination

>>380066969
Bubsy+Tails

>>380067080
If the mobile shit brings in more money (and it does, especially compared to the cost it takes to produce), then no, it isn't a waste of time. I'm not usually an apologist for corporations aiming to make money, but to say they must hate money for not making a niche spinoff on a failure of a console is absurd.

>>380064720
You could look around and find secrets.

And it is full 3D platformer. And it's fun.

>>380064948
this looks really terrible

>>380065964
Maybe they know and respect that they could never do those titles justice and would rather just not make new games for them instead of alienate fans even further.

>>380069062
The bar has been set real low thanks to Yooka-Laylee

>>380056237

I am so going to make this guy in Sonic Forces custom character

>>380056237
>tfw this the third time MS had made you think they're bringing Conker back

>>380064948
That looks fucking horrifying

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>>380056237
Game is super cute and the platforming looks fun, genuinely looking forward to it. Glasses wearing cat to the right of Lucky is a qt3.14, more art when?

>>380056237
There's something really annoying about that face

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>>380056237

>>380056237
I liked the designs of everyone BUT the fox dude.
Those ghosts were cute as fuck.

>>380064440
No, they use a double ended dildo in that case

>>380075113
It's the double chin.

>>380075321
His new render>>380056237
looks way better

>>380056237
I want to fuck it

>>380072523
That cat on the far left is important.

>>380072523
Her name is Tess. She's going to fight Lucky with mechanized farm equipment, lots of buzzsaws.

Far left is Lady Meowmelade. Ninja is Master Mittens, and then finally General Buttons & Mr. Fluffinstuff.

Those are their actual names. Lucky also has a hot older sister. Screencap this post. I'm not kidding.

>>380057097
>>380057595
There is so much hype for conkers, so why doesn't Microsoft make a conkers game

CRAAAAAZY THEORY:

This was originally a Conker game, but remade into this mid development.

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BROTHERRR!

>>380079538
M-rated platformers are pretty much dead

>>380079901
>platformers are pretty much dead

FTFY

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>>380079901
Sadly.

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>>380076870
....more please

>>380075876
i need some source pronto

>>380056237
My only pet peeve is that he burrows underground. I know Foxes do that, but it just seems off for his character. He doesn't LOOK like someone who tunnels undeground. He looks like someone who flies around. Like a squirrel

>>380080251
>gaming is pretty much dead
FTFY

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>>380076870
Is there a reason you have this saved?

>>380080371
It's just one GIF.

>>380079617
game theory:

This is being made because they thought that they needed to clear out the 3D platformer quota since the release of Mario Odyssey and Yooka Laylee might hint at a renassaince and they want a slice out of it, even going as far as copying Mario Galaxy music and the same type of pompous fancy villianess as seen in the Odyssey trailer

>>380080809
I meant more like that

>>380063240

GIRLS DONT TOP.

>>380078529
>>380056237
>4devas (with 2 of them being cuties) and a final boss
>simple colethaton plataform, no bullshit
Eh, i might give it a chance, was the first game bad?

>>380080839
but that's just a theory.....

>>380082249
It was mediocre and boring.

This one is going to be pretty different, but still a to-the-point collectathon,

>>380082389
A GAAAAYYYY fox THEORY

>>380075848
That's stupid. Boys don't need dildos.

>>380077161
cute

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Wait, Tails is a boy?

>Character named Lucky
>Isn't a rabbit or a horse
nani the fuck

>>380087587
If he was a horse they'd call him Rocky

>>380087369
He can be a girl for you if you want

>>380087369
twistedterra's girl tails is a miracle.

>>380063240
Turbotails is a POWER bottom

>>380087369
originally Tails was going to be a girl if that means anything to you.

but Sonic was gonna be a rabbit and he was gonna have a human girlfriend, so, you know, some things weren't meant to be

>>380056237
Propably by making a gneeric hedgehog and giving it a fucking tie