Do people still play Skyrim?

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>>380055281

>>380055281

no way....

>Horse armour

>>380055281
At first I was a bit skeptical about the whole Creation Club announcement but when I read through their official website, it seems like this is a way for them to try and improve mods and make them better.

They will have quality control, collaboration between the game devs and the mod authors and a bunch of other procedures and guidelines.

I can't wait for the exciting new mods that will come out from this system. Its gonna bring polish and better integration for mods as a whole.

I am really excited.

So here's this giant enemy crab

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Are any of the other examples reference to something else?

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>>380056180

>>380055281
That's got to be a direct reference, right?

>>380055281
but Link!

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>Being so fucking sure of yourself that you'll reference the horse armor catastrophe while announcing paid mods
Todd Howard is an actual sociopath.

>>380056578
Yes, it's the exact same armour.

Bethesda don't realise that the image in question was laughing at them rather than with them.

>>380056319
Pretty sure there was a set of amour that looked like a horse, aka horse armour.

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>>380056180
Take your coin and leave shill

>>380056819
Yes, I'm sure they're the oblivious ones who don't get the joke.

Eldar scrolls games really pioneered shitty DLC techniques

>>380057049
I get the joke you fucking retard.

My point is that it's not really a joke at all, but more "look how fucking awful Bethesda are haha", and Bethesda are referencing it while being unironically awful as if that makes anything less awful.

>>380056319
They all are. Its a bunch of jokes if you pause and watch it.

>>380056770
>Todd Howard
Pete Hines
Todd "Long Rodd Godd" Howard didn't even show up.

>>380057190
They're poking fun at themselves.

>>380057373
Yes, no shit.

>>380057190
They've done it before. They publically acknowledge that the horse armor was a cluster fuck.

>>380057373
While they actually do it. They play this incredibly scummy business practice off as a joke to make it seem like they're laughing with you, not at you, all the way to the bank. Todd used to reference horse armor all the time in jokes like it was the worst thing the company has ever done right before he turns around and shows off equally overpriced shit.

>>380057450
Yes, no shit indeed.

>>380057465
You'd have to be an idiot with a name like Clyde or Dale to think horse armor would be a good idea.

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Whats 150 Toddbucks in real money?
I'm not ever defending paid mods or saying it's justified. But I'm curious if they're trying to charge pennies for tiny little mods or just going all out and asking a dollar or more for the dwarven mudcrab

>>380056180
I mean if they had any competence at even making the vanilla game not have bugs I would be more optimistic, But hopefully that is indeed how it goes. Still not going to ever buy any.

>>380055281
This is taking the piss, right?

This has to be a joke about horse armor, right?

This is real life shitposting, right?

Please tell me that bethesda is only pretending to be retarded.

>>380058217
It says right there...$5.99 before tax and service surcharges.

>>380058438
retarded like a fox

>>380056180
t. Spambot

>>380056770
Todd was our boy. Todd fought paid mods all the way.

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>>380056180
You're going to post this in every thread, aren't you?

>>380055281
Everyone know that us Asian are truly master race better than kike smarter than white sadly our dick is 2 inch long feelsbadman.

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>>380056578

That one is a joke you socially inept virgins.

>>380059737
>make a joke about how bethesda are such money grubbing assholes they'd sell you mudcrab armor
>bethesda actually sells the mudcrab armor
>everyone pays real money for it because good guy bethesda gets this hilarious joke, us gamers huh?
I want off this planet. You dipshits are a satire of yourselves.

>>380059737
>LOL GUYS ITS A JOKE
>BUT IT COST 3.99 PLUS TAXES
LMAO

>>380060482
Postmodernism became the default genre of reality itself instead of being satire. The world is doomed anon. Get out while you can.

sometimes I forget skyrim came out in 2011

>>380056180
One Bethesda© Credit® has been deposited into your Creation Club™ account

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>>380055281

Got tired of it a few months after it came out.

Why would anyone still play? Even with the DLC, it's 90% reused assets, 5 voice actors doing everything, and bland snowy viking shit. Even all the dragon encounters are the same.

>>380056827
It was power armor covered in horse toys. They used this """mod""" example before.

>>380056180
>They will have quality control, collaboration between the game devs and the mod authors and a bunch of other procedures and guidelines.
Now if only Skyrim itself had those things when it was being made, it wouldn't need mods to fix all the fucking problems.

>introduce Paid Mods
>get btfo
>keep working on it for months, maybe this time you'll launch with Paid Mods that would actually look like they're WORTH paying for?
>introduce Paid Mods (again)
>first Paid Mods are just shitty, stupid retextures

Paid Modders are a joke nobody is laughing at.

>>380056180
Here's your (you)

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>>380056180
>Guaranteed replies

>>380056180
Put me in the screencap or some shit

>>380058637
Are you merely pretending?

>>380055281
I still play Skyrim because I have nothing else to play. I hope once TES VI comes out I'll never have to play Skyrim again.

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>>380061642
>in-game digital marketplace
>mods bought in a in-game marketplace
>buying mods
>single player cash shop for 5 year old game

HEY GUYS WHERE IS SKSE_64?!?!?!?!?

>>380055281
Yes. It's fun with mods. Also waifus.