Devolver Digital - E3 2017

>ethics
>video games

ugh..

Cringe.

>>380050954

this was fucking amazing

I too, watched adult swim one time.

>>380051141
Ethics are involved in everything as much as your immaturity compels you to defy otherwise.

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>the best conference was an all night long shitpost

I just watched first 30 mins of Devolver. Anything
good after that time?

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>>380054820
Everything. Nothing you have seen or will see for the rest of E3 can compete.

>>380054820
Yeah, the wild 10 hours that followed.

>>380054964
Is anyone going to upload all 10 hours of it?

so did they show any games or was it just this sort of thing all night? why did these literal whos need their own conference?

>>380054679
>tfw could have been beating it all night but caught the best e3 conference instead.
>>380055605
Sonic Mania for starters

>>380055605
They showed 1 or 2 games. Both looked like twin stick shooters. But really just a waste of time, which I guess is part of the shtick but at least the big 3 conferences actually show games.

>>380055747
Dandara was world premiere

>>380055605
Pixel twin stick Serious Sam

>>380056208
stop lying senpai, plenty of shit through the night

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>borderlands2-tier memery
>DEVOLVER WON E3 GUYS

>>380057218
Tells you how bad the rest of e3 has been, doesn't it?

>>380057218
this is vee in 2017
enjoy the ride

>>380057324
I don't actually follow E3. I just watch the trailers on youtube and watch /v/ go apeshit over nonesense.

>>380057218
>>380057324
>EA
>grey brown shooters and open world multiplats
>sequels and paid mods

Not much of a competition so far.

>>380057218
To be honest, E3 set a low bar. It's easily the best thing, but that doesn't mean it was amazing.

>>380057218
>bitch about memes by memeing
You're not very smart, are you?

>>380057629
I don't understand. Do you people watch for how the present the games or for the games themselves??
Because Devolver showed 2 games that were indie-tier.

>>380057976
>Devolver
>indie
No shit.

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>>380057976
>Do you people watch for how the present the games or for the games themselves??

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>indieshit publisher pretends to be the eric andre show

this shows the low standards that E3 has set for everyone more than anything positive about devolver

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>Devolver threatened to deactivate all keys that were resold
>Talking about unethical business practices

>>380058405
You've probably figured it out now, but the post was only missing a single letter.

>Do you people watch for how the present the games or for the games themselves??
>Do you people watch for how they present the games or for the games themselves??

>>380058708
It's not pretending when the writers from the Eric Andre show created it.

>>380058760
who would be stupid enough to buy DRM activation keys when they could just pirate the game instead? anyone stupid enough to buy games deserves it.

>>380058912
the fact that it seemed like a weak facsimile despite those actual writers working on it says everything doesn't it

>>380059098
Stay salty you missed most of it

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>>380050954
The conference that saved videogames?
Because Bethesda sure as hell wasn't

>>380055369
I'm sure Twitch will isolate the Pre-Pre Show to be its own video later, but until then, it's all here: twitch tv/videos/151136534

>>380056375
Was it? I saw a youtuber called Dunkey talk about it, and it looks very promising.

As a BR you can spot the obvious influences and I like the game a lot because of that too.

>>380059323
>meme shit
>saving anything

>>380058896
That's not what I was reacting to.

It was the question.

>>380059098
fuck you

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>>380059098

>>380059197
>>380059798
>butthurt shills with no arguments

>>380059529
at least the girls were doable

>>380059798
i would tell you to settle down but you're just pretending to have emotions, ironic husk person.

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>>380059529
>NO FUN ALLOWED GUYS, JUST SERIOUS DISCUSSION
>NOW CAN WE TALK HOW BETHESDA DID SO GOOD WITH THEIR PAID MODS? SO BASED!
>WOW, MICROSOFT SHOWED A NEW CONSOLE FOR 500 BUCKS, SO FUCKING COOL DON'T YOU THINK GUYS! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUPER DUPER GRAPHICS PACK FOR MINECRAFT
I won't even mention EA because there's no irony that could justify that shitty conference
>Wow, a conference that is actually funny and enjoyable? SHUT IT DOWN IS NOT SERIOUS DISCUSSION!
You should apply for janitor, buddy, because the three "serious" conferences so far have been absolute shit

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>>380060083
>Shilling for indieshit because they pandered to you with a meme conference

yall are so easily manipulated it's sad

>>380060083
>le fun
Except it was forced unfunny garbage. Those goons were trying too hard to be funny and in it.

Release caps lock and contain your buthurt shill.

>>380060304
Devolver is one of cooler publishers and have a good rep among devs.

>>380060304
Maybe I wouldn't support indieshit if the big companies got their shit together and did a good job

>>380060431
>literally confessing you're a shill

Great job downie.

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tfw devolver hired actual escorts to parody other presenters and have an afterparty gangbang

>>380060557
nice reddit spacing

>>380050954
hahaha that was really funny, i certainly enjoyed that bit! xD

>>380057538
>so far
We already know what Sony and Nintendo are bringing so you didn't need to say that part.

>>380060557
Not everything positive about a fucking publisher is shilling you goddamn newfag. Quit making this board shittier than it is

>>380060304
>yall
Fucking nigger has no place to tell anyone jack shit

I just couldn't bare myself to watch the rest of the Pre Pre Show. How deep did that rabbithole go in the end?

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>>380060415
>Oh man oh man, you have different tastes than me? You actually have a sense of humor? OMGZ SHILLLLLLLLLLLZ GET OUT OF MY SUBREDDIT
Can't get sadder than this boys

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>>380060304
>>380060415
>meme
>forced
How to devalue your own shitty opinion in one easy step

>>380060557
You're new, aren't you? You don't remember when Hotline Miami 2 gameplay leaked on 4chan and they were fine with it? Or Serious Sam commercials?

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>conference bashes unethical business practices and unfinished games
>coming from the company who published this

really activates my almonds

>>380060802
>he's still this mad about some shit nobody forced him to watch
Children raised by 4chan really do have meltdowns when you prove that they will never fit in, it's sad.

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>>380060759
DUDE

Was no one else bothered by the excessive gore? Seemed out of place and inappropriate.

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>>380060448
so you'll bend over for indies instead of bending over for AAA, big deal. you're still a faggot in the end.

>>380060615
>>380060784
>LE REDDIT!

The sad state of shill "counterarguments", tsk-tsk.

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i think we can safely say they won E3

>>380060304
>/pol/ is here
FUCK. OFF.

>>380060997
This place is +18, lad

>>380061049
p much this

https://twitter.com/MahriaZook

If people wanted to know who she was.

>>380060304
>reaction images and image macros after 2010
You're TRYING SOOOOOOO HARD to fit in. it's pathetic.

>>380061005
I totally forgot /v/ doesn't actually play videogames, my bad

>>380060557
No fuck you, I like Devolver too, they publish genuinly interesting games, or atleast shit that's trying to be different.

>>380061024
Humor is subjective. Don't be a tryhard retard.

>>380050954
A bit over the top, but enjoyable nonetheless.

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-guys remember that c-c-c-c-c-c-conference everyone enjoyed?
Y-y-y-y-y-yeah it was u-u-u-u-u-u-unfunny
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do I fit in y-y-y-y-y-yet?

>>380050954
Reminder
>>380000000
>>380001346
>double evens

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>>380061024
>hah I'll just adress one tiny part instead of the whole argument, this will show them!
NOT AN ARGUMENT

>>380060557
>literally showing you ar from redddit
Great job sweaty

I'm still pretty hype for Ruiner but it's been forever since it was announced
Fucking when

>>380050954
Did they show any games? Like what the fuck is this shit?

As long as I like the marketing I can pretend I'm counter-culture and not being manipulated by companies: the thread

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>People being mad because someone finds something funny
KILLIN' IT

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All that salty damage control. You fucking hipsters have a really thin skin.

I'm sorry your forced shit memes don't fly here try reddit next time.

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>>380061442
Maybe when Ubi releases BG&E 2
We just have to wait

>>380061402
This is basically the gods of 4chan eternally BTFO the haters of kino.

>>380061537
did you forget you're not on reddit?

>>380061547
>he can't even reply to everyone calling him a tryhard faggot because he'd have to reply to the entire thread and get reported for spam
Devolver really gave us the ultimate newfag filter, it's glorious, and still they try to fit in.

>>380061512
You can enjoy Devolver's acid trip satire and not buy their games, you know.

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>>380060304
This btw. You don't think devolver is a bunch of "cool doods" and not a marketing squad, do you? They are publishers, they make viral shit and have nothing to do with the games.

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>>380060557

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>>380061627
I hope it comes to pass.
Baby come back. I still love you, even if everybody else doesn't.

for the last time, Devolver is not part of the LIV PRE PRE SHOW

>>380050954
S+ conference

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>two faggots spamming reddit unironically think they can rewrite history and make the board hate the best e3 conference in years
Reminder that the entire board disagrees with you.

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>>380050954
I
WANT
TO FUCK
MARGARET

>>380061805
>OUR pre-pre show
Fuck off Randy

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>>380061627
>the gods of 4chan
>eternally BTFO
>haters of kino
I WANT TO FIT IN SO HARD

>>380061729
>They are publishers
>have nothing to do with the games.
>implying that's a bad thing
Remind me how The Talos Principle came to life.

>>380061194
wow i cannot believe how many compliments she retweeted

>>380050954
They better show Serious Sam 4!

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>>380061972
>I WANT TO FIT IN SO HARD
>posts a camwhore

>>380061672
>pls give all my (You)'s back
>also I suck devolverTM cock

>>380050954
I have entirely missed E3 because I don't give a fuck about it.
What is this meme and why is /v/ shitposting about it 10 or 20 times a day

>>380061495
Tryhard indie shit that you would expect from an indie shit publisher

>>380061495
They showed Sonic Forces and Sonic Mania.

>>380062237
twitch tv/videos/151136534
10:01:00
Just watch it

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>>380062227
>he is still trying
Anon please

>>380061831
>The entire board is 156 people
Sorry about your brain disease, anon.

>>380062237
People had fun and some shitters are mad because of this
Nothing special

>>380062237
a little 15 minute video of Devolver's little show, followed by 10 hours of Twitch LIV shitposting

>>380050954

You are a bunch of contrarian hypocrites, it was e-celeb tier annoying unfunny garbage.

>>380062362
Cheers.

>>380062476
Name one e-celeb in it.
Dave Lang doesnt count

>>380062376
>he is STILL trying to rewrite history because over a hundred people enjoyed something he didn't
Autism must be hell

I'm watching it now it's goofy and I love it.

>>380062593

e-celeb tier you monogloid

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>all that effort and shill threads are already dying
>literally a forced meme of the day
>forgotten tomorrow

gg no re reddit

>>380050954
I want her to dominate me and call her mommy...

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>>380062714
What did he mean by this?

>>380060304
He said while posting memes.

>>380050954
This wasn't funny
>haha guys look how proud we are that we haven't made a single video game in years
>haha we love pissing off our fans aren't we so meta and funny?

>>380062772
>gg no re
>reddit
literally kill yourself

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>>380062772
By the time Sony, Ubisoft and Ninendo go this will be forgotten about by all but the Devolver shills.

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>>380062032
Made by croteam in their free time
Monetized by devolver because it could be sold
Just do your job shilbot

>>380063048
How can there even be Devolver shills? Do these guys enjoy being laughed at and cucked out of games?

>muh memes complaints
>from meme central 4chins

Some people need to remove the stick from up theirs asses jesus

It was just some good pre-2010 4chan shitposting, I'm not sure why neonu/V/ is so threatened by it.

>>380063419
Some people make this shithole an integral part of their lives, it's really sad and if you ever question them they'll just shitpost and have a meltdown.
It's mostly teenagers raised by 4chan.

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>>380050954
The fact that buttmad faggots are still fighting over "muh kino" and "muh cringe" and still talking about the damn thing speaks volumes. If people are still talking about it and making threads, well that just speaks for itself.

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Even Sony liked the conference.

>>380063419
hello new friend!

>>380063419
>>380063560
>all this reaching and projection
>just because some people don't like lel so randum humor from a bunch of dickheads who get off to pissing off their fans

>>380063636
hola new friend

>>380063390
This is one of the objectives of viral marketing: to create fanboy faggots who will market your shit on the internet for $0.00. Mission accomplished obviously.

I think the PC Gaming conference is on now.
/ComfyRobot/'s watching it.

>>380061049
sony ALWAYS wins
always
just you wait and see

Crawling in my skin

>>380063665
If you don't like it don't watch it and don't discuss it, coming here trying to tell people what to like according to some idea you have of /v/ is desperately trying to fit in.

>>380050954
Honestly, devolver's sketch was kinda shit. The following 14 hours that were the good stuff.

So basically, fuck Devolver.

>>380063791
This is the Intel conference

It's the most depressing shit I've ever seen.

>>380063957
Grow a spine before coming here, Redditor. This isn't r/gaming where you're not allowed to speak negatively.

/OurJon/ is still alive.

JON!?

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>>380063801
Yeah because most of the time Sony actually shows games at their conference, something that Microshit and EGay haven't learned yet apparently

Also helps that they usually have one of the last conferences, and can adjust their gameplan if necessary.

>>380063791
It's a pre-show where they're getting all the boring sponsored shit nobody cares about out of the way.

HE'S ALIV

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>>380060304

FIRED

>>380060942
Strafe was finished. It just wasn't very good.

>>380064487
Microsoft has been games back to back for these last two years. They just lack the exclusives and new IPs to make it mean something.

>>380063419
The humor was predictable and stretched out making the presentation more awful and more boring than EA's sports game showcase. Devolver should keep its """comedy""" to twitter. Complete time waste.

>>380063995
>So basically, fuck Devolver.
Unironically they said the same thing with the same words.

>>380064317
I've been here longer than you, can you please stop trying to fit in?

>Stop trying to make people hate something they like
>this conference was hilarious
>here are 4 threads about how amazing this conference was
>if you didn't find it funny you have no sense of humor
>old /v/ would have loved this
>btw, how do I watch more of this? I've never seen adult swim
Why are you fags pushing this thing? We get it. It made you laugh and it had meta humor

>>380064831
>ME, THE COMEDY GENIUS, WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU, THE UNWASHED MASSES, WHY THIS IS OBJECTIVELY NOT FUNNY.
why do people do this? is it autism?

>>380064914
>why are people posting things about E3 they enjoyed during E3?!

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>>380050954
this was the most cringe shit I've ever seen. I was watching with my gf who I *try* to get into games and I was hyping up E3 as this great thing, with games and sometimes hilariously bad "live" performances but this one blew it out of the water. IN A BAD WAY!!! I think I can never talk about video games again in her presence if I wanna stay respected as a man and lover

>/v/ goes on about how they love Adult Swim and Eric Andre
>Adult Swim and Eric Andre work on an E3 show and a Pre Pre Show thing
>/v/ loses it's shit about how it's disgusting reddit-tier Adult Swim humor
What the fuck

>>380065235
>>/v/ goes on about how they love Adult Swim and Eric Andre
NEVER FUCKING HAPPEND

>>380064914
>discussion is pushing
not everything is shills, anon.

>>380065172
Even better it's more like
>wtf my favorite hasn't even gone yet and you guys are anointing a winner! NOT FAIR.

>>380065235
>/v/ is one person

>>380065173
And nothing of value was lost.

>>380064861
No, you're one of the many pussies who are here post-GG, and you're all the same breed of people trying to make /v/ be more like your home website.

>>380065235
Have you missed the ride? It was celebrated by /v/.

>>380065235
Its /v/'s job to hate everything vidya related.
How else are we supposed to feel superior to the rest of the internet?

>>380065089
>WAHHHH ONLY BIG GAMING WEBSITE EDITORS AND MY FAVORITE YOUTUBERS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY ANY CRITICISM TOWARDS THE BEST PUBLISHER IN THE WORLD
>WAHHHHHH

Don't forget to rub that baby powder on your bum.

>>380060083
I was down for it until I saw how long it was taking them to get to the games. Then it was over and they went to an after show that went on forever. Nah, it was shit. It was a fair attempt but there weren't enough games. EA showed off more games, and goddamn did that fucking thing drag on.

>>380065586
But this conference wasn't video games related
There were zero video games because Devolver are a bunch of hacks that after making a shitty sequel to Hotline Miami bailed from the industry.
If you want to actually talk about video games, Devolver has barely anything good that can be said about them.

>>380065235
>>/v/ goes on about how they love Adult Swim and Eric Andre

Who? Also >/v/ is one person

>>380065530
I was aware of GG when it was five guys burgers and fries kid, I was here when Polytron got hacked, I was here when kids like you started showing up and were confidently shitposting in less than a week while I lurked for a year and a half.
It's so sad when faggots like you post idiotic shit like what you just posted, you don't fit in, you will never fit in, you can spam reddit as much as you want though.

>>380057218
>BL2
kid this show was Eric Andre and Tim & Eric, fuck off

>le /vee/ hates everything meme
>le /vee/ is one person meme

So leddit shills start to show their faces finally.

>>380065709
>gets called out as a tryhard faggot telling people what to find funny as if humor was a science
>lol ur just le butthurt xD
What a faggot.

>>380065235
Newfriends who fell for the no fun allowed meme. They genuinely think /v/ and E3 are serious business and Devolver Digital and Adult Swim just took a huge shit over all of that.

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>>380060557
Redditor BTFO, how do you feel now retard?

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ALRIGHT YOU CAN STOP APPLAUDING NOW GUYS HAHA THAT'S ENOUGH

>>380066212
>all those butthurt (you)s from devolver shills
I feel amazing, thank you.

>>380066212
He feels like being in denial. Watch him go into damage control.

>Jon is starting multiverse again

>>380050954
>/v/
>always complains about conferences when they don't show games
>this one did that
>b-b-ut it has reddit humor! epic! LOL
>THEY WON E3!!!
I see the twitch chat audience is here

how do you do fellow kids? have you heard of the "adult swim?

So is Devolver suddenly cool in the eyes of /v/ now, even though they haven't made a game in years and Hotline Miami 2 was hot garbage compared to the first?

Nobody cares about Devolver, Fuck Devolver, the pre pre show is the actually good part

>>380066694
So, not video games? Got it.

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WE DID IT REDDIT

>>380066606
They showed what, 5 games in 15 minutes?

>>380066874
the fuck are you talking about retard, you didn't even watch the pre pre show did you

>>380066081
>like shitty cringey reddit tier humor
>calls others faggots

>>380066616
>>380066624
>>380066694
>>380066882
NO

FUCKING

FUN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380066624
They've been publishing pretty solid ones for a while now and generally just seem like pretty decent to work with

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>>380066362
>yfw
Good job! Keep entertaining us anon.

>>380066981
see >>380066874 again

>>380067052
You're right. Not having any new games while the devs proudly sit on their mantle of shit at this fact isn't very fun.
Games are more important than meta humor.

>>380067171
see>>380066981 again

>>380067052
This post is "platinum" my good sir. Show those no-fun Redditors whose boss!

>>380067020
>all these buzzwords to see if he can fit in
Never ever kid, you were raised by 4chan, your entire existence is derivative, you will never be one of the persons making this shithole what it is, you can just be a glib facsimile.

>>380067159
>i le trolled uuu
Whatever keeps you on your site, reddit.

>>380067104
Publishing is not the same as developing.

>>380067239
Why, there's nothing related in this post? Care to explain?

>>380061705
You're a tool of their marketing. You can't argue it .

IT'S EDGY LIKE ME, I LOVE IT (DEVOLVER DIGITAL PRODUCTS)

>>380067052
Yeah no fucking fun am I right? Not like Devolver Digital games. I love playing the hottest indie games from irreverent developers with a wicked humor like myself.

>>380067542
no, you didn't watch the show, and now you're talking about shit you don't know, so bye

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>>380062593
It had Johnny Mundo dressed up as Roman Reigns for no reason whatsoever.

>>380067715
Explain why are you making such statements or you're just a shitposter my man.

>so bye
Pussiying out doesn't help your "argument" either.

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>>380065235
AS and Eric Andre had nothing to do with this thing. That's kind of the problem, they just aped something sort of popular (and sometimes creative, no longer in the case of Eric Andre) and they're cashing in on hip-cynicism. You got fucking played, dip shit.

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>>380068130
Wow you are such a contemporary genius you saw through the smokescreen you mean that they just wanted to SELL ME THINGS? in an E3 SHOW? what a bunch of fucking hacks

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>tfw other shill threads already sunk

>>380068303
This. I don't understand how having a unique show is somehow a bad thing unless you are butthurt your favorite company isn't getting the same attention.

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Trolls out in full force today

>>380068130
>and sometimes creative, no longer in the case of Eric Andre
New series of Eric is great
Some of its derivative but fucking come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG77yCESIXo

>>380068425
>a unique show

>>380068303
I didn't mean to imply the problem is that they convinced people to buy products, the problem is that they convinced people that this was funny, creative, edgy or anything other than tread-upon territory. If you can't see the problem with this, that is on you.

All you no-fun Redditors are just jealous that this conference had all the win and didn't share it with anyone else. Where are my comfy thread mates?

>>380068130
They said at multiple times that Adult Swim was working on it and helped with several parts though.
There were even a few Adult Swim shorts.

>>380068518
Yeah Eric Andre is still great sometimes, but I was so burned by S3 where they relied on their old stand-bys too much like Bird Up and Ranch.

I saw him live and it was horrible, other than the spectacle of it all.

>>380068736
>Recorded June 11, 2017 @ Dave Lang Memorial Convention Center. Produced by Imagos Films: http://imagosfilms.tumblr.com/

that's not Adult Swim.

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>>380068735
they're just mad that they couldn't stay up for another 12 hours to enjoy all the F U N

>>380068735
this is honestly the most reddit post in this thread

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>>380068930
Good job taking my bait you fucking predictable loser

>>380068554
Oh I forgot microsoft had someone's head blow up for several years now you're right.

>>380068892
i do
https://exhentai.org/g/629626/057e6060bf/

>>380069063
good job taking *my* bait, redditor

BORING
BORING
BORING
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>380050954
Is she the new queen of /v/?

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>>380066882
>congratulating yourself

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>>380050954
Fuck she's hot

>>380068892
They went too far with this one

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>when they went full Scanners at the end

>>380069063
lmao I knew it

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>>380065173
> I was hyping up E3 as this great thing,
Nigga, what? How new are you?

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>when you haven't made a game in years and need to survive off of random meta humor that will keep the kids in your favor

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>Intelligent
>Ironic
>Wicked sense of humor
>Takes on the evil corporations of E3
You just can't stop them from winning so hard

>>380060304
but Devolver is a publisher anon, by definition these aren't indie games

>>380069075
>it's unique because it doesn't have any games and shits out memes instead!

nu-/v/ everyone

>>380068130
>I enjoyed this thing
>WOW YOU GOT FUCKING PLAYED LMAO

sure it wasn't ~groundbreaking satire~ but it was an entertaining commercial sketch that had some effort put into it
nobody's going "WOW THAT WAS GREAT IM GOING TO BUY ALL DEVOLVER GAMES NOW. " I haven't bought any since hotline miami and the newest ones don't look too interesting either, but for fuck's sake, the reaction to this conference is reminding me why I hate this board so much

it's as-styled humor, obviously
originality is not required for humor
styles exist
wow what an observation

>>380068635
>the problem is that they convinced people that this was funny, creative, edgy or anything other than tread-upon territory.
what do you find funny, creative, or edgy, anon?

>>380069729
>he is still this mad that people enjoyed something he didn't and want to sway people into his "true le 4channer ways"
Autism is hell

>>380061672
>ultimate newfag filter
This is EXACTLY what it is. It's so fucking sad that there are people that say "durr it's memes" while posting memes. The conference was original and actually worth a good laugh

fuck all these no fun allowed faggots. I'm tired of cringy out-of-touch conferences and their forced enthusiasm. As important as it is to see these conferences, there's nothing better than a conference calling out early access bullshit and unethical developer practices with humor.

>>380065173
Don't worry. She didn't respect you as a man beforehand either.

>>380069497
Making another game would probably help their case.

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Someone give me an archive link. I missed chunks of it. I literally don't remember sleeping.

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>>380069497
To me, what make this conference the best one of the E3 so far is the context and the confusion because everybody was expected an actual conference and not a satire, the 10h shitposting on Twitch increase the level of confusion.

>>380069060
Your a reddit post fag

>>380069348
>mfw they referenced the thing from the 40 year old film for the umpteenth time
you people are pathetic consumers, being told what you like and loving it even more

>>380069993
>wow, what's a little marketing and PR gonna do
kys mate, you know marketing is not welcome nor is it every a positive thing no matter how appealing and funny it may be. It's shit art, it's hostile marketing, it helps their image and will make someone buy their products - maybe not you, not yet, but people will buy a game cause of this.

>>380070550
yes show those rich publishers who make money hand over fist, devolver. that'll show em.

>>380070687
Fuck Devolver, real fun starts here

https://www.twitch tv/videos/151136534?t=10h20m43s

How much are Devolver pajeets paid to shill on /v/?

>>380070687
>>380059832

>>380070007
>why are you upset by non video game forced memes from reddit
>we redditors like it

Shit I dunno.

>>380071036
$0, because they won the teens with ironic memes.

>>380070990
It's a nice start anon, I appreciate it for what it's worth. Because those assholes at EA sure need to take a fucking hint.

>>380071205
Now everyone will forget how bad Hotline Miami 2 was in retrospect and how Devolver hasn't made a video game since.

>>380070550
E3 is not a consumer event, it's for shareholders and secondarily appeals to the public. The press conferences are made for CEOs and are awkward and lame because CEOs like awkward and lame, and corporations the size of MS and Ubisoft don't have any idea what a human is like.

A small publisher knows what gamers are like, and they're ironic, ostensibly edgy consumers. It's a disgusting mirror to hold up to us, and people seem to love what they see anyway. At least the corporate dance-and-a-show productions are honest in their alien-ness.

>>380070872
>It's shit art
lmao you're one of those people
> it's hostile marketing
this is fucking entertaining at this point

so
wait
you're telling me
that
there was MARKETING
at E3?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
THE JEWS ARE BEHIND IT ALL
FUCKING SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT SOONER

>>380071116
>he still tries to force that only reddit liked this
>when this poll exists
https://strawpoll.com/xgsrba8
Autism IS hell

>>380071116
>caring this much about meme warfare

Take a fucking break from the internet. I've never even browsed reddit, or whatever other boogeyman you're going to come up with. I've been here since 2006 and nothing is dumber than one person trying to speak for the entirety of the 4chan.

>>380071728
Did I say I was surprised by marketing? It's only worthy of notice because /v/, who thinks they are so immune to manipulation and marketing, are unwittingly drinking the cool-aid with this one. You may say 'I'm not buying the games" but you might as well be with the fellating and ONE OF US chanting that you guys are doing. You're gonna buy a DD game, or you're gonna lead to someone else buying a DD game.

Good games, but marketing is not a good game to be played by.

>>380072046
It's not the autism. It's having horrible taste for humor and being underage.

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>>380071004
>>380071060
Thanks Anons. This is what I wanted.

>>380050954
I get that it was satire, but I just didn't find it that funny.
If anything, it just wasted my time by not showing any games.
The only part I liked was with Suda 51.

>>380072108
Anon-kun wants to fit in senpai, don't kill his chances so soon

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>>380072046
>autist is so assblasted by poll he started spamming it
I fucking love how idiotic people in this website can be

>>380072046
>shills already have a rigged strawpoll
>imply it's the whole /vee/

>>380073149
>this is shit! only r-r-r-r-r-reddit liked it!
>this poll says the opposite
>t-t-t-t-t-that can't be!!! that poll is r-r-r-r-r-r-rigged!!!
Thanks for the laughs, autist, but you are not the entirety of 4chan, you are in the minority, deal with it

>>380073535
>this autism
Calm down your poll doesn't prove anything because it could be from anywhere. Like from reddit for example.

>>380072319
oh man, I better stop mentioning every brand or product I ever talk about in real life
someone might BUY it
oh man thanks for keeping me #woke friend
I forgot that every single company in existence is only out to fuck me over and kill my dog

>with the fellating and ONE OF US chanting that you guys are doing.
fucking pancakefags talking about pancakes I swear to god you guys never shut up about PANCAKES

>>380073809
you're reddit

>>380073809
But it's from here, you can check the archive, but you won't, because you're an autist trying to fit in that got BTFO by the entire community and now are desperately trying to pull some no true Scotsman bullshit.

>>380074131
>you can check the archive
That still doesn't prove it wasn't posted on reddit dumbass where it got all those votes. You can link this poll anywhere.

Westeradoo is a pretty nice game

>>380074514
what?

>>380073978
This isn't really working in your favor desu.
It's a shame you can't seem to notice the clear irony when /v/ is pandered to in marketing, and instead of screaming shill or marketer like it would in any other case, it considers the DD conference as an epic win for lads like us.

This is the actually most ironic thing about the entire situation. And your "argument" about marketing's ubiquity do not contradict anything I am speaking about.

>>380074514
What is your obsession with fucking reddit man, can't you just enjoy something for once in your life

Mentioning reddit should be a bannable offense mods, take note right here

>>380074514
>he's still insisting that the poll was posted on reddit because he can't handle that he is not /v/ itself
>he's so mad about it he can't even quote properly

>>380073809
Imagine actually being this absorbed in imaginary internet meme wars that you sincerely believe shit like this.

It's sad. It's honestly fucking pathetic.

I hate this fucking board. Someone get me out. Please. There's gotta be a better place.

>>380074812
>it considers the DD conference as an epic win for lads like us.
it was funny
that's literally it
jesus christ dude you're acting like /v/ is now the cult of Devolver because they had a sketch show during e3 that made fun of e3

hey anon
how do you spell pearl harbour?

>>380075237
F U N

>>380074860
Why are you moving goalposts when you failed to prove your statements about poll representing /vee/ and /vee/ only?

>>380051141

In terms of the business side of it? Yes. Lack of ethics is what gets us EA

>>380075368
you're reddit, we get it man

>>380075368
>he keeps lashing out at people that aren't me because he can't handle being proven wrong with a single poll
Is this autism?

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>>380073809
Holy Shit. When did Reddit contaminate the board? Last night after we posted their frustration?

>>380075237
FUN

>>380074979
>still no proof it's not a reddit poll

>>380075178
>ha ha i don't care about internet wars
>except i sit here the whole thread damage controlling some forced meme conference
>why are you shitting on my forced myhms, you're supposed to like them

>>380075178
You honestly cannot account for all of /v/. I am not arguing that some people will see through this, and see it as "just funny", but you cannot say that all will. The "/v/ hivemind" idea is prominent, it exists for a reason, and if people start to like DD, other people aren't going to need justification or context that "Oh, the reason I like DD is because of a just funny ad they showed me and I was impervious to" and then people will just begin to like DD. Not a problem really, but you are the one who is acting like this is not possible or is incomprehensible. Pick another fight, you've lost this one and you didn't even really try.

>>380075904
no u

>>380075903
>he wants proof that the poll is not from reddit
>one of the poll options is literally "shit and only redditors think it's funny"
>he really is this desperate even after being proven wrong, and will keep in denial because he can't handle not being /v/ itself and the community he dedicated his adulthood to not agreeing with him
AUTISM IS HELL

>>380076261
Not him but I've been frequenting /v/ since E3 and I have not once seen this poll posted here until this thread.

>>380050954
At least it isn't paid mods.
Did they actually have a game to shill? I fell asleep thinking it was adult swim

>all these people saying it was Devolver
Only the first 20 minutes was devolver, the 10 hours that followed was Twitch

>>380076479
it was just a show, not even really part of E3 officially, just a twitch thing

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>>380076464
So you haven't been frequenting /v/ since this poll is being posted since yesterday, I took this screencap last night

Be sure to take screencaps of all the Devolver dicksucking so you can show how embarrassing E3 was to people here a year from now

>>380076652
>not screencapping the thread itself

>>380075841
>When did Reddit contaminate the board?
For years now dude and it's only getting more intense by the year. Where have you been?

>>380075841
>Last night after we posted their frustration?
>(((we)))
Shit i don't even want to think what kind of a circklejerk you think you're part of, but it died yesterday weebster.

>>380076261
>still absolutely no proof it's not a reddit poll
>b-but it says redditors so it's for sho not reddit
Pathetic.

>>380076830
>he can't see the tabs
>he can't see the date and time

Why did Twitch even do that last night? Just to show they could?

>>380077010
>tabs
That doesn't prove anything though, tabs don't show posts

>>380076652
So instead of reddit it's twitch audience and that poll was spammed in chat.

Thanks for making clear that it's not /v/ but twitch kids.

>>380077081
cause why not? twitch makes money by letting as many people watch as long as possible

>>380077081
something to do to have round the clock coverage of E3. people were just tuning into a blank screen for hours overnight

>>380076652
nice browser, pablo. now go pick my tomatoes.

>>380076652
>beaners shill for devolver not pajeets

WOAH

BRAVE

>>380077096
>he wants me to go back to the archive and pull the fucking post for him
Okay, PC conference is boring anyways.
>>379997103

>>380077219
What are you even on about? you are fucking desperate seriously.

Guys what if they do even more tonight? Twitch went down the fucking rabbit hole pretty hard.

>>380077570
>still no arguments
>NO HABLA INGLES!

>>380076652
>devolver shills are mexican illegals
you can't make this shit up

>>380075904
I honestly don't see what point you're trying to make.
That Devolver Digital might get some good PR for making a satirical comedy conference? What a fucking shame. It must really suck when people have positive opinions about things you don't. It sounds like your problem isn't with Devolver, but with /v/ as a whole. You wanna talk about the /v/ hivemind? It fucking sucks. You're right. Lots of shit gets a free pass here, or gets shut down before even being considered, because /v/ as a whole has decided that it's good or bad. That's dumb. But do you expect me to defend that?
>but you are the one who is acting like this is not possible or is incomprehensible
Of course opinions on /v/ are going to be more positive about Devolver. What have they done to deserve a negative opinion? Feel free to bring it up whenever people discuss them as a publisher in the future. It's a free country.
You're the one talking about humorous commercials like they're some arcane magicks being used to mind-control the masses. Sure, Devolver is probably gonna be a bit more well regarded on here, but that's because they actually did something people found entertaining during the most corporate event of the year.

>Pick another fight, you've lost this one and you didn't even really try.
You listening to yourself?
>I won haha you lose
This is some elementary-school tier shit, dude.

>>380077939
>>380077535
>>380077376
>>380077771
>just pulled the fucking post from the archive
>he'll keep shitposting and in denial because he literally can't handle not being right
>he'll keep shitposting about my PC being in spanish because he has nothing remotely resembling an argument
So this... is the power... of crippling... autism... whoah...

>>380078148
que?

AGAIN, DEVOLVER WAS ONLY THE OPENING "CONFERENCE" THAT ENDED WITH THE BLOOD. EVERYTHING AFTER WAS SOMETHING TWITCH PUT ON.

>>380078148
>he'll continue to praise a developer studio that doesn't actually makes games, insults the fans on a daily basis, and lives off meta humor
So this is the power of third world shitholes

>>380078267
>>380078339
>he is THIS assblasted about being proven wrong about the poll
Shhh shh anon, it's okay

>>380075841
Reddit and /v/ are the same thing now tho, only difference is that reddit mods censor some topics while you have people here making up for that with more retardation and the same apologetic attutide towards degeneracy as tumblr. Both are visited by more and more children btw, who would have guessed.

>>380078112
>pedro thinks his forced memes are good PR
>Of course opinions on /v/ are going to be more positive about Devolver. What have they done to deserve a negative opinion?
Does not making good games cound, Pedrito?

>>380078307
they don't care, they all have crippling autism

>>380078438
Are you actually allowed this much break time to post while mowing lawns?

>>380078339
You know what moving goal posts is? You realize you are doing it because your original "argument" got btfo.
Being an autismo who can never admit he is wrong is cute and all, but you should really learn to let go.

>>380078438
*jumps your border* owo whats this?

AYUDAME

AYUDAME

AYUDAME

>>380078797
>>380078673
>>380078575
>everyone that liked Devolver's conference is a spic because a single person's PC was in Spanish
Gotta love children that can't argue for shit but still can't admit when they're wrong

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>>380078716
LEAVE THE SHILLING TO ME

>>380050954
Not like I'm gonna expose myself to this shit anyway, you're what you eat faggots.

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>>380078797
>>380078673
>>380078339
>>380078267

>>380078856
>liked Devolver's conference
Literally why, holmes? There was nothing worthwile or new in it.

>>380079238
Stop being so assblasted, wetback.

>>380079047
>>380079096

>>380076950
Huh? What are you talking about? I only witnessed someone post a post from Reddit you dumb shit. I'll even link it so you can go back you dumb fuck.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/379987504/#379992654
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/379987504/#379992654

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The Pre Pre Show appealed to people because it was akin to old 4chan humor. It turned people off for pretty much the same reason.

>>380050954

Literally who?

>>380078716
>original "argument" got btfo
If you're talking about the poll you still haven't proved it represents /v/ at all, cabron.

>>380079238
I enjoyed that they dared to call out scummy practices like early access or the lack of spine of devs that don't have a clear vision of their products and let feedback change games and make them blander, they might have gone overboard with the fake blood shit at the end but it was enjoyable and even more enjoyable considering Bethesda's shitshow that came before it

>>380079475
Didn't you already post this in another thread?

the future

>>380079613
>>379997103

>>380079475
yep, which made it extra funny that all these people came in here shouting le reddit

>>380079656
>Ironically shitty conference on top of a bunch of other shitty conference somehow makes it not shitty
mexi-logic

>>380078575
>Does not making good games cound, Pedrito?
If you don't like their games, don't buy them.
If you wanna actually discuss the qualitative merits of Devolver Digital's published games, then fucking do so. But I don't see anyone in this thread giving an extensive critique of Hotline Miami.

>>380079475
Exactly.

>>380079613
Okay what kind of proof is good enough for you?
Then please produce said proof of your own claim, that " /v/ didn't like it"
>cabron
sorry to burst your bubble but not everybody who disagrees with you is one mexian guy.