Here at Nintendo

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>>380047818
Xbox already won

I will be purchasing a Microsoft® Xbox One X™ for $499.99 at launch on November 7, 2017.
Seriously guys, the price of the xbox one x is not bad at all, we are talking about a major powerhouse here.

I will preorder mine asap. Can't wait to try it out. PS4 eternally BTFO

>>380047818
WE DONT THINK HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL HERE AT NINTENDO.

>>380048190
SO, WE MADE .......METRIOD VOLLYBALL EXTREME BY TEMCO.

>>380047818
We wanna pack bowling balls in your sister's cunt.

>>380047818
we will continue to rip you off by running two consoles side-by-side and splitting releases rendering our whole hybrid console gimmick virtually useless but many, many faggots will still buy it. sad!

Kirby's Amiibo Party will launch later this year with three new Kirby Amiibos

Please buy Metroid Prime Tetris, releasing this fall. It comes bundled with Metroid Prime pinball, and here at Nintendo we're hard at work on the next entry to the sprawling Metroid Prime pinball saga.

Imagine playing a Madden football game.

I REALIZE

>>380050616
But this time, there is no game. Now imagine you're sitting on your couch...

>>380047818
We like to make sure you leave each E3 as disappointed as possible.

>>380050616
Why would you want me to imagine something horrible?

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TAKE YOUR NEW METROID FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

>>380050616
That allows you to download 3D porno.

>>380050913
REGGIE GIVE US MOTHER 3

we like to double dip Wii U owners because they didn't shill hard enough.

>>380048190
We have no games.

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>>380047818
>No games

We are happy to announce the Metroid DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Play as Metroid with his gunship kart and race around the depths of Zebes in the new Brinstar track.

>>380048025
>Not monster

1 job anon and you blew it

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>>380049459
This.

I'm so pissed the DS line isn't dyingm

We're pushing a patch for Super Smash bros. that will add tripping back into the game. We hope that you enjoy this addition of a highly requested feature from our beloved fans.

Skylanders

What happens to Nintendo of America when Regi retires/dies?

This timeline scares me

>>380052298

It literally cannot get worse.

>>380047818
WE LIKE TO THINK BIG

REAL BIG

>>380052298
They would be smart to promote a familiar face to the position, like Bill Trinen. The familiar face shit is too valuable for marketing. Sony is on top right now, but I still feel they would be doing even better if they didn't have a bunch of literally whos all the time and fire everyone every other year. Microsoft is smart by just having Phil Spencer do everything now.

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We believe in gaming experiences instead of cutting edge technology and graphics. So we made Super Mario Deluxe with Amiibo (pre-order now) with live chat (smart phone required, Switch smart phone adapter sold separately $49.99).

>>380047818
No More Heroes 3 trailer or GTFO Reggie

>>380048025
Same here. But im not being sarcastic

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>>380052298
>Iwata is gone
>one day Reggie, Miyamoto and Bill Trinen will be gone too

>>380053560
but when miyamoto dies, his ghost will come and give us zelda modern warfare and will save gaming forever

>>380053560

Thank Christ. Maybe Nintendo will make good games again, then.

>>380047818
Go fuck yourself, Reggie.
Rome is burning and you fuckers are in denial.

>>380047818
we're awful at smash bros

>>380048693
That would be my GOTY

>>380054308
GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY, SO WE ADDED VR RIMJOB MODE IN JUST FOR YOU.

>>380047818
we have no games

>>380047818
>tfw e3 is literally only going to be Mayro and deluxe editions of wii u games
>tfw nintendo pretends the wii u never existed
Just announce smash 5 already so I can justify buying another under-performing console.

>>380048025
X
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>>380048025
The XBOXX will be my first console.