are gnomes the best shortstack race, or is it gobbos?
>>380036274
Clearly the answer is Lalas
>>380036274
that's a dragon
the one that makes my dick look the biggest
>>380036551
>shitty Tarutaru clones
Gobbos obviously
Yordles.
>>380038084
Yup
Why not dwarves?
Kobolds
>>380037998
THIS
>>380038596
>>380038716
inCase does the best shortstacks.
>>380038596
That's a halfling though.
>>380036551
>Lalafell
>Shortstack
You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
>>380038698
Furries get out
Post more Incase please.
Gobbos, no question.
Gnomes and Dwarves are garbage.
Gimme dat purple night elf pussy
all of them :F
>>380038838
This.
Out of all the paths that other artists have taken, he chose the best one.
>>380040201
>Not Night elf boi-pucci
>>380036551
This guy understands.
Dunno if I'd call them "shortstack" though. Nonetheless I wanna pick one up and use it like a living onahole.
>>380036274
Gnomes, however Goblins are a-ok in my book too
>>380039691
I'm not normally into furry shit but I'd pound a Kobold's mound any day of the week
>>380040424
>>380040424
Don't stain my post with your gay shit, faggot.
>tfw almost zero gnome sfm porn
>>380036274
>tfw no gnomes to breed
Gnomes are just midgets. Goblins 4 lyfe
Halflings or Kobolds.
>>380041032
Well, I'd fuck a midget if they didn't have fucked looking heads.
Would you let a Kobold join your party anons?
>>380040534
I want tolet a carbuncle knot my lala ass
>>380041394
as a meat shield sure
>>380038084maleyordles.
>>380041661hot
>>380040375
I'm glad inCase hasn't gone the way of theBoogie or Argento and decided to go full on Jew and cater to the autistic shit-tier fetishfags with tons of money.
As long as incase doesn't decide to start taking "HYPER DICK NIPPLE FUCKING HARDCORE GURO" commisions there truly is a goodness in this version of Earth.
>>380042018
very
>>380041394
In pen and paper rpg my character was using a "domesticated" kobold as a trap disarming device.
Every time one perished I'd get another one and always call it Bob.
>>380037080
she took a form of a gnome because she knows she wants to be cuddled by the bigger humanoids
>>380038716
>draw a halfling
>give her green skin
>call her a goblin
>>380040910
reported for reddit shit
>>380041224
For me its the faces, hands and feet. A lot of midgets have disfigured hands and feet and faces that are clearly disfigured.
There's that one midget that did stuff for Suicide Girls, but I haven't seen anyone that looked as good as she did.
>>380042162
>Guro is a shit fetish
>>380036274
Goblins
>>380038084
I want to pop the Poppy
>Artist: TheBoogie
>>380042589
>>Guro is a shit fetishIt is but that doesn't mean I can't fap to it. It's just down there with feet as a degenerate fetish
>>380042937
It really isn't. Pissfags are worse
>>380042919
Used to be great, but god damn has he fallen from grace.
Why is it that good niche artists ALWAYS go to shit after awhile?
>>380042589
It is down there with feet, vore and ryona.
I know footfags were the creepy kids that sniffed feet, but I wonder how the others developed.
>>380042919
>Copyright: Paper Mario
>>380038084
male yordles are better
how can real women even compete with their tight boipussies
>>380038084
>>380043139
I think he is still alright, but he caters to a huge chunk of my fetishes except vore, so he is my lad by default.
midnais the queen of shortstacks
>>380043109
It's above them for sure, but there's really no middle ground for the fetish. It's either edgy garbage or fantastic. I think the problem is guro has a tendency to normally encompass a mix of bottom tier fetish (piss, feet, etc) and bring the quality down.
I mean, would Angel Corps be better or worse if tehdave didn't have them piss themselves on every page?
>>380043203
Ryona can be good though, its just the majority of fans are creepy turbo autists that have hundreds of videos on youtube of them watching 15 second clips of fighting games of the same character being punched over and over again, where all you hear is him breathing heavily over the mic.
>friend/roommate is 4'9" with 40DD tits and thick ass/thighs
>it's hot as fuck here most of the time so i'm always in cleavagetown
why does she have to be in a long-term relationship my dick needs to smash
>>380043425
This. She was the first real short imp of greater THICC, and millions embraced her. Truly the protostack.
>male yordles are furries
>female aren't
??
>>380043761
>>380043761
gays love furries
heteros love shortstacks
yordles are great because both sexes are bangable
i'd fuck a male yordle andi'm not gay
>>380044264
>i'd fuck a male yordle
>i'm not gay
yeah right sissy
>>380036274
The best shortstack race is whichever one is thicc and likes to do buttstuff the most.
I just want a shortstack gf so I can throw her around.
>>380043203
I like feet. I'm not one of the creeps about it. Not everyone with a foot fetish is super weird. How I came to like them was just helping my female friends relax. I'd massage there feet. It made me feel good. So I started to like how well taken feet felt in my hands and that lead to me wondering how'd they feel on other places. My best friend is the one who first gave my an FJ and that got her into it. I don't sniff feet. I have kissed the toes during sex though.
>>380038084
>Yordles are great
>Confined to a shit game like LoL
>>380045358
>you'll never play volleyball using your shortstack gf as the ball
>>380036274
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>>380045517
At least Riot is embracing the Yordles. Imagine if it was another western developer who would change them in order to appeal to SJWs or some other horrible group.
>>380045813
how the fuck could they change yordles to appeal to sjws
it's not like they're very sexualized, besides maybe tristana's hips
poppy's wearing a full armor
Gobbos are best girls
>>380046087
At least she got the cute treatment
>>380044264
>heteros love shortstacks
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
I swear that Blizzard knows Chromie has sex appeal. Look at her HotS skins.
>>380045813
>>380046087
poppy is full on "lol le quirky tumblr xD girls are equal" retardation who never shuts up
riot is the most sjw game company to exist too
>>380044264
gays love shortstacks(male) too
>>380046463
That's not Gearbox
>>380046720
riot is worse by far
Gnomes for cuddling
Goblins for cheap whore-fucking
Yordles for impregnating and raising a family with.
>>380046087
>how the fuck could they change yordles to appeal to sjws
Turn them into animals like the males.
>>380047587
LoL marketing threads for shitposting about dying games in
>>380046463
>poppy is full on "lol le quirky tumblr xD girls are equal" retardation who never shuts up
I don't think you've even heard Poppy ingame.
>>380042589
Not all of us are serial killers, faggot.
>>380047587
midna for enslaving yourself to
>>380036274
Goblins >>>>>>kobolds>>>>>>>>>>>>>gnomes
>>380048092
>kobolds
>>380047796
>implying that wouldn't make them better
yordle girls have furs btw, it's just shorter than the males.
the blue on poppy and tristana's face? fur.
So what are you guys sitting on? I thought mine was much larger than it actually is.
>>380048186
>tfw no kled bf to aggressively dominate you using his butthole
>>380048175
>Kobolds
>>380048175
Some design for them are really good.
>>380036551
Fpbp
nothing can compare
>>380048576
Those handlebars though
>>380048825
boy lalas > girl lalas
Glad to see Lalafell love in here.
Would you a yordle girl(male)?
>>380049234
Chromie was the sole reason I played HOTS for as long as I did.
I played GW2 solely for the Sharkteethand Salads.
Shame it turned to shit so quickly though.
>ITT: Furries, fags, and pedophiles
Post more gob
>>380049356
lalas are life
>>380049826
>that face
i bet she has herpes
>>380049826
>tfw no gobbo gf with big, solidfinances
>>380049539
Same. It's shameful
>>380049826
Right away sir.
Gnomes Goblins Yordles Elin
Come on they are all cute.
You are all wrong. The best Shorstack race are doraphs.
>>380049480
I wouldn't stop.
>>380047587
All shortstacks are good for is breeding and fucking like an animal, but they're damn good for that.
>>380036274
>Want to make a cute femgob
>No idea what class to make her
>Stormblood is like, 4 days away anyway
Fuck.
Is Torby a shortstack?
>>380050347
Are they short enough to give standing blowjobs?
You faggots don't know nothing.
>>380049309
this
>>380050843
>dorafs will never be real
Why even live
>>380050839
No, they can give standing paizuri. See >>380050843
>>380036274
>>380047959
>hearing Poppy say "Whoa, you're a big fella."
>>380051146
Standing paizuri is more than sufficient.
I want a doraf wife now
Frmale dorafs are naturally attracted to human cock right?
>>380036274
>gobbos?
>anything but dwarves
I love all short races.
>>380051496
Female dwarves don't exist
>>380050084
Exactly, it's a face meant for covering with your crotch
>>380051647
they do
>>380051752
i dont want herpes
>>380051686
>"It's a little big...but I'll grow into it."
This VA knew exactly what she was doing.
>>380049309
Any lala, be they boy or girl.
I'd love to take their ass for a whirl.
>>380050347
>>380050843
dorafs are way too perfect
>>380052221
What's with that expression?
>tfw no good midget porn
>jemma is a fucking goddess and only has one picture set
>dianna blake just needs more stuff period, but probably my favorite
>bridget is barely passable
>the rest are all busted as fuck ugly
> not a SINGLE cosplay porn anything, no costume, no paint,.nothing
I want to die
>>380049480http://imgur.com/a/zJ7Eo
of course
>>380054019Nice
>shortstack thread
>no maple story 2
>>380055036
>Gookspeak only
>>380055036
>this thread
loli != shortstack
one favors obesity
>>380043203
That's not how fetish ranking works.
Fetishes for liking body parts, be it feet, hands or armpits are normal compared to secondary tier imaginary shit like vore/inflation and so on.
>>380051647
They exist, they're just hard to spot underneath the beards.
>>380055302
>That's not how fetish ranking works.
Fetish ranking does not work.
Embrace all fetishists.
Simply enjoy the content that turns you on, and ignore that which does not.
>>380055268
>people say thicc when they mean obese
>the one time when it's accurate to say thicc, someone gets it wrong
>>380043139
Lots of validation from people that are just happy their fetishes are being catered to. Constructive criticism drowned out. To see more of this in action go read comments on furry art and stuff like that.
>>380055757
thicc is synonymous with obese, especially in shortstack threads. they want stocky midgets with fat in the thighs and tits, otherwise its just childporn
>>380054019
rumble is the best slut
>>380055757
>My definition of thicc, a term that spawned on the internet with no official definition, does not line up with how 95% of people define the term
>Clearly I must be right and they must be wrong
>"Salutations"
>>380053348
If you're looking for incredibly short without the thicc midget proportions there's Tasia
But it's a shame she's only got like 3 vids
>>380048576
Waitasecond, I recognize that handprinting....
>>380050347
>>380050843
I can't believe it took this long for someone to mention Draphs
>>380051373
>>380050839
Official outfit.
>>380057635
A portable paizuri machine indeed. But what if I want to make the doraf pregnant with a halfbreed baby? Are they just as good down there too?
>>380058235
That's what their hips are designed for.
>>380058319
I see, are doraf hips naturally designed for milking human sperm and making lots of halfbreeds?
>>380058660
Yes, of course. That's why they're wide enough for you to hold onto, so you have a good grip.
>>380059027
That sounds fascinating. Female Dorafs must want to mate with human men for such a long time that they need wide love handles for their mates to grab onto.
They must really have such a burning desire for the sperm of human men!
Would you bang Weeman given the chance?
>>380059315
Doraf males are actually bigger than humans.
>>380059315I know you're trying to start some gay RP shit anon and I'm not falling for the bait
>>380059345
midgets are shit
i'd bang a male goblin though
>>380059345
Do you honestly find him cute?
>>380036274
either or for me
they cute as fuck
but hard as shit to draw right
>>380059315
Their men are actually massive. the large breasts are to compensate for their large hands.
>>380057635
>>380059995
>>380059451
>tfw you'll never be the bull of a doraf couple and get to have sex with both everyday
>>380059995
Such a size difference only shows how their females are more compatible with human men.
>>380036274
RIP, Chromie
>>380056061
preferveigarbeing the slut.
>>380036551
These things are creepy ass hell.
>>380061715
i prefer to think rumble as a big dicked submissive slut
always getting power bottomed for his big dick by kled, teemo and ziggs
>>380042589
>Le serial killer meme
If getting women off is not enough to satisfy your ownrelease factor your should probably kill yourself.
No death isn't the ultimate climax, you're just fucked in the head.
>>380062259
But they're thirsty for cocks as big as them so its okay
>>380042587
>There's that one midget that did stuff for Suicide Girls.
Why do this to me, she doesn't do porn, FUCK.
>>380060703
what
>>380038596
Dwarves are good.
Dragon Age dorf girls can be top unf.
>>380064808
The Deaths of Chromie
>ywn headpat poppy
>>380066436
>ywn scratch Poppy's soft ears
>>380064808
Next patch someone tries to kill Chromie, you have to travel through time to find out who and save her.
>>380064108
>all that cellulose
you fat fetishes need to die
>>380067716
>being this upset over something so minor
>>380067716
>all that cellulose
>>380067716
>all this absence of neurons
stay mad as fuck
Goblins are definitely cuter than Gnomes
>>380071595
Depends on the artist.
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>>380042530
>draw [something that doesn't exist and doesn't have a specific definition or description because it's an element of fantasy that varies between authors, settings and iterations]
>call it [something that doesn't exist and doesn't have a specific definition or description because it's an element of fantasy that varies between authors, settings and iterations]
woah...
>>380036274
thats a dragon
>>380067716
>cellulose
she a plant?
>>380036274
Gobbos are slightly better
How come artists draw kobolds as lizardian race when they are canine? Can't they google their shit before drawing?
>>380065087
>Dragon Age dorf girls can be top unf.
Until you remove the armour and realize they're proportioned like orangutans.Doesn't change the fact that my favourite playthrough was as a female Dorf though.
>>380075983
Yeah but dogbolds are ugly, it's no surprise that many artists prefer the superior lizard version
>>380075983
>how come artists draw [something that doesn't exist and doesn't have a specific definition or description because it's an element of fantasy that varies between authors, settings and iterations] with [features described by certain settings and authors] when they have [features described by different settings and authors]
hmmmmmmm
>>380075983
they should really be on model from photographs tbqh
>>380042346
It's a he
>>380079060
chromie is confirmed female though