Also possibly a Devolver E3 Stream thread
>We're just going to watch the entire movie now
What is this stream?
These are video games, mods. It's an E3 stream.
>>380013271
Previous Thread
>>380020042
MEANWHILE ON /v/
first for anime girls to cuddle with and watch wolfcop together
This is the best E3 related thing in years
Remember when this was a Devolver Digital conference?
This is no escape.
first for furry porn discussion
WHERE
IS
JOHN
>>380020168
VIDEO GAMES
>>380020219
I swear she whispered "Are you a virgin" at first
>>380020201
HEH
>/v/ frowns upon people watching people play video games
>we're watching people watching a movie
i wonder how /tv/ would feel
Post your layout
>>380020280
John turned into a skeleton.
best thing about e3 so far
>>380020280
Real talk, am I only one who thinks he sounds like Jontron?
>getting drunk on stream
It's okay when twitch does it
>tfw got this going on two screens
>>380020207
what anime girl is this?
>>380020280
He's dead anon
>>380020280
>>380020298
>tfw
>>380020334
this is the optimal layout
>>380020334
>devoting all that space to 4chan
lmao @ ur life
>this is where the movie falls to shit
>all these anons with 1 monitor
step it up bros
>>380020467
But i'm poor
HA GOTTEM
>>380020334
Full screen on laptop, 4chan on Clover on phone
>>380020085
>>380020105
>>380020308
>>380020369
fuggggggggggg
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
>GOT'EM
GOT'EM
Watched this on SBS the other night. It's alright as far as ironic B movies go.
>>380020517
HAH
This whole stream is literally
>IT'S OKAY WHEN TWITCH ITSELF DOES IT
>>380020494
#jebaited
>have just a laptop with a screen size of 1366x768
ill never be like the cool kid with multiple monitors and high end pc
>>380020207
>watching the stream with your waifu
>>380020561
I don't really mind.
Is there a youtube stream of this somewhere?
Cause i would really like to be able to lay down while watching this thing on my phone.
whats a cool comfy scifi game i can play with this stream?
Is this pre recorded?
>They keep insisting it's a documentary
How many hours until the next presentation starts? I need to take a nap.
>>380020661
its liv
>kicking a dog for 18 takes
>>380020651
there's a twitch app...
>>380020598
>exactly the screen size of my laptop
we're all gonna make it
>>380020661
It's liv
>>380020651
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4LnRutyvyc
What was with all that shit chat shouting "Banned"?
>>380020651
Twitch has a mobile app, it runs just fine on there. I know cause I played this in the middle of myglutesworkout.
Real comfy experience.
>>380020683
should be 7 hours until the pc gaming conference
>>380020661
LIV NOT LIVE
>>380020467
>tfw three monitors so I can work, watch, and shitpost at the same time
>>380020691
Gotta get that Kubrick magic
>>380020293
Is that Jesse from DFA1979 on the far left???
>>380020716
there was a painting with boobs on it, and boobs are against the twitch ToS
>>380020716
They showed bare tits on stream.
post your snacks
>generic brand chocolate
>caramel and chocolate squares
>altoid mints
>tea
>bowl of ramen
>>380020683
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>380020661
IT'S
LIV
>>380020759
yep
>20 minutes in and they still stick with the documentary meme
these smug motherfuckers
>>380020716
this stream is braking a ton of twitch rules (like no nips) that would get most streams banned.
>>380020716
There were bare tits in the movie
>>380020759
Yeah, the celebrity alert airhorn sounded and they just walked in
>>380020759
Both dudes on the left are from that band.
>>380020759
Actually yes. Are they popular or something?
>>380020759
Yes they were the celebrity guest earlier, before them it was some retired wrestlers
>>380020334
>he isn't playing vidya on the at the same time
You some kinda pleb?
>>380020773
>Mountain Dew
>Doritos
>Leftover tacos
I don't often have Mountain Dew or Doritos, but I always have them together for E3.
>>380020773
cold coffee
>>380020725
>>380020780
>>380020721
howfirmyour glutes are?
W W W . W O L F C O P . C O M
>>380020467
You need to use all the space you can get
>>380020830
They make pretty fucking good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHDbyYwCiws
>>380020768
>>380020770
Must've missed that. Damn.
>>380020773
I just got myself a bowl of golden grahams
>>380020840
Anon that's the opening screen, you clearly just opened that game just to make this post.
>want to watch this in bed
>have tv but no way to post
>>380020850
Right there with ya.
How long is left of the stream?
>>380020874
Pretty firm. I'm trying to go for size though so I can become a living thicc meme and that requires a bit of weight gain too.
I can't stop listening to this, but I need to get up. Jesus Christ this is some god-tier shitposting.
>>380020773
>aloe vera water
>peanuts and raisins
>>380020889
what's up with all those minecrafts
>>380020334
Who else here no monitor.
Give me (you)s
>>380020657
Orion Trail
>>380020982
8/7 hours
>>380020780
>7 MORE HOURS
Are they going to go the full 7 hours or stop at a halfway point?
God I hope they go the full 7.
>>380020982
7 hours.
>>380020982
6 hours.
>>380020773
Shitty coffee and m&m's
>>380020773
No snacks, but earlier I ate a quarter of a grilled cheese sandwich, a quarter cup of tomato soup, a few bites of crawfish alfredo, half a filet mignon steak wrapped in bacon, and some Mexican chocolate.
>>380021001
>aloe vera water
My sibling of African Descent
>>380020334
>tfw excessive
Mid temp coffee and a freezie.
>>380020914
Or maybe there's save points fucking everywhere so I can exit out to the title whenever I want?
>>380020467
I bought a 2nd monitor but had to RMA it and currently waiting.I bought 2 monitors when my old one died to upgrade and one of the monitors broke after 12 hours.
>>380020334
Practicing my shi-shiinken loops, watching the stream and shitposting on /v/ while eating breakfast.
Pretty comfy
>>380020889
Three (3) Minecraft applications running
posting setup
>>380021140
Or maybe you just loaded your game now
>>380020889
>crush cuties
I'm kinda surprised that shit's not illegal. Or, maybe it is? It always makes me sad.
>these guys are one their 3rd cans of beers
>still insist it's a documentary
>>380021020
I watched the rest of E3 like that too, we're brothers, you and I
>>380021206
Professionals.
>>380021051
>>380021198
The action is definitely illegal, but I don't think possession/hosting of the footage is.
I imagine it's all filmed in China or some shit so the action being illegal doesn't matter.
>>380021206
who gets even buzzed off 3 beers?
>>380020773
>camomile tea
>honey nut cheerios
pretty /comfy/
>>380021206
>they found footage from his mind when they went to the production room
>>380020694
>>380020721
>Twitch has a mobile app
I know just that my phone is loaded with a bunch of necessary work shit and to not in the right mind of be able to clean up some space at the moment.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>380021119
Please can u link this site with tutorials? it's somehow familiar.
Jesus
>>380021198
>>380021318
Only bigger mammals. Crabs and fish is legal.
Oh that's right I forgot where the transformation starts
>>380020826
I didn't recognize Sebastian with blonde hair
wew what a stream, literally my favorite band
Holy shit this movie is off the rails and their reactions are so authentic and great, this is MST3K levels of comfy
Post comfy
Kino movie
what the fuck was that transformation even
>>380020773
>microwave popcorn
>rum and coke
So comfy.
>>380021420
Yeah, but doesn't Crush Cuties deal in like, bunnies and cats and shit like that?
RED MOON AT NIGHT
WEREWOLF COCK DELIGHT
>>380021472
Except MST3K isn't funny
>Remind me to put Montana on my bucket list
holy shit dude
Did he fuck the dog?
>>380021504
what the fuck is Crush Cuties
>>380021504
No lol. They're legal.
>>380021557
I said comfy
And MST3K can be really funny at times
whats crush cuties, im scared but curious
>>380021557
>MST3K isn't funny
is that fuckin steven ogg
>>380021390
http://cgjishu.net/blog-entry-200.html
They're Maya MEL scripts
>>380021596
A video series where women in high heels stomp small animals to death.
>>380021596
crushing fetish
those eggs look like shit but i could eat em
>>380021718
>>380021736
Hitler was stopped too soon.
>>380021557
Fuck you.
>>380021635
don't
>>380021718
>>380021736
why is this allowed
>>380021557
>MST4K isn't funny
>>380021718
What the fuck anon
>>380021826
These people justified the gulags
>>380020042
This guy looks and sounds exactly like Steven Ogg AKA Trevor Phillips.
>ywn turn into a werewolf and fuck your girl into submission
>>380021869
You know the rule anon...
>>380021671
Seems unlikely and it doesn't show up in his imdb profile
Holy shit we're actually watching the entire movie.
Who /11 hours Devolver challenge/ here?
i remember seeing a video in gmod cereal box cinema of a women in heels crushing a puppy to death through its eye and hearing just a painful innocent agonizing wheez. was that her? she needs to be executed
>>380021929
>ywn bite her shoulder and mark her as yours as you knot her
It hurts
>>380021950
at this rate just wait 2 hours till they stream it after wolfcop
>>380022009
>>380022029
You know it.
>>380022009
Delete this this instant anon
>>380022009
Kill yourself. I would fap to futa before lowering myself to this shit.
>>380022059
if they legit stream kung pow I will fucking cum.Never going to happen though
Oh my fucking god they're STILL DOING THE FUCKING DOCUMENTARY BIT
>face off mention
GODDAMNIT
>>380021869
>MST3K
Space Ghost mocked him pretty good when he had him on his show.
>tfw you googled crushing cuties
>>380022009
Female cop is super fucking jewish
These guys adding commentary to the movie are brilliant
Their commitment to their role is perfect
>>380022009
This is still not fucking okay
>>380022029
I need to see where this goes. First they're watching an entire B-grade canadian "horror" movie, next they're probably just have a gangbang.
>>380022038
>was that her
>implying it's not a whole company with a number of different "actors" murdering animals
You ever hear that story of the Chinese lady that crushed a baby bunny by putting it under a glass plate and sitting on it? That was some other similar production company.
>>380022009
What could possibly be the fucking appeal of this?
>>380020293
>>380020830
holy shit fucking amazing
>>380022009
STOP PLAYING WITH THE SEVERED FACE
>I heard your cameras were blessed by a shaman
Already high and just had another edible, who else cooked here?
>>380022029
I just got up and have nothing to do for the entire day, might as well watch this
>>380022009
YAMEROOOOO
>>380022009
>>380022009
Torturing animals for personal pleasure is degenerate.
It's like pulling the wings off a butterfly.
You're sick.
>>380022009
Erase this shit, my boy.
>>380022009
Fuck off retard.
>>380022009
>>380022174
Since they showed Ninja Slayer, I am hoping for entire 1-cour anime
>>380022205
HereDUDE
>THEY RIPPED HIS EYE OUT 13 TIMES FOR THE SHOT
THE MADMEN
>>380022305
I want to marry Ochako
>>380022184
theres a whole company that does this?
jesus christ, what other fucked up things are there
>>380022247
No deal, Amuro, you should've been here from the start.
>>380022393
Sorry, I don't plan on divorcing her any time soon.
>Shoving a knife into a guy's eye and flicking it at the wall
Okay when Twitch does it
>>380020928
It's now hot coffee sorry
>>380022029
I've been awake for ever 24hours now but there's no way I'm stopping this is pure kinofeels good to be a neet not having to worry about sleep schedule
Just made some hot chocolate. I don't think I can get any comfier. This made E3 for me.
>>380022134
do not lose hope anon
>>380022184
>>380022009
I hope we have kung pow next year
>>380022393
>not wanting best girl instead
>all these eye puns
Modern day visionaries.
>>380022393
I hope you succeed in your endeavor anon, i know she will love you alot!
>>380022546
Yeah anon I agree, everyone knows Jirou is patrician tier
>>380022546
No, best girl is pic related.
This is probably the best true to life documentary on werewolves I have ever seen.
>>380022549
Now look here you little shit
>>380022650
>we're actually watching this entire fucking movie
i thought it was just going to be a joke for 10 minutes
>>380022650
man of taste right here
>tfw we're going to go from the full movie right into fever dream segment
>>380022650
Idon'tsee what you did there.
>>380020706
Told you the Illuminati/lizard people are Satan. Look at your dollar bill. The eye looks like a (((black hole))) on LSD. I guarantee you that is the meaning for the (((brackets))). Watch out for the (((Jews))), Trust no one.
Slack.
>>380022470
Ah well, we were united for a moment.
>watch Bethesda's shitshow
>get absurdly depressed
>read that Devolver digital will begin but it will be shown in twitch
>start watching it
>this entire thing happens
This is the best E3 I've ever seen.
>>380022540
>next year
Try within the next couple of hours.
>>380022626
This anon knows his shit
ITT:
20% weeaboos
40% people losing faith in humanity upon discovering crushing cuties
30% people watching the movie
10% just waiting for the fever dream
I love every anon in here
>>380022650
>having slut waifu
this is the comfiest /v/ thread i've ever been in. i hope we have more of this
>>380022029
I'm trying, but my eyes are starting to burn.
How do we go even deeper after watching this entire film? what can we possibly expect that will top this?
>>380022741
I can still fix it just for you
>>380022787
Same, except for the nigga with the 3 seperate instances of minecraft open at the same timewhile watching women crushing kittens
>>380022810
It's because it's just chilling and watching a movie
>>380022406There's a bunch of companies, actually. That .webm someone linked with the crabs up above is a second company (I think Russian), for example. It's a whole underground industry.
Alright, but enough of that. Sorry for bringing it up and traumatizing everyone.
>>380022785
I am waiting for a fever that'd bring me down to reality from this.
>>380022794
oh sweet, i didnt have that pic of akarin yet
>>380022846
I can't wait to find out, this abyss has no end
>>380022846
The entire film in reverse
>>380022846
theyre going to start showing crush cuties
>>380022846
Bannerlord gets a release date at the PC conferenceand it's this year.
>>380022029
We still have, what, 7 hours left or something?
Where will they go from here? They'll just start doing crack on stage or something.
>>380022846
Watching a different group of guests watch the commentary of Wolfcop.
I'm probably going to crash in the morning and miss tomorrow's events, but it will be worth it.
This has been more fun than those Treehouse threads a couple years back.
>>380022785
>20% weeaboos
>>380022860
That'd be swell, anon.
>>380022915
>entire film in reverse
>with the same guys doing MST3K stuff
YES PLEASE
>>380022879
>There's a bunch of companies, actually.
YAMEROOOOO
>>380022785
>10% just waiting for the fever dream
Right here.
AHHHHHHHHHH
This is some transformation sequence
>>380022794
hottest girl man
>>380022393
>>380022546
>>380022650
>>380022626
>Not posting best girl
>bellyful of semen
It's okay when twitch does it
Not even watching but I can't sleep knowing it's still going.
>>380022787
You too, anon.
It's nice to sit back and watch things with you all.Except you, crushfag. You're a faggot.
>a belly full of semen
>inverse bukkake
>He had a belly full of semen
>And we don't know why
>>380022406
There are people who make money off recordings of people roleplaying digesting people they've eaten to death. The world has a very strange variety to it.
>it was like inverse bukaku
>>380022846
I hope it continues to get stranger up until the end because in my timezone it ends around 2:50am
>>380023057
I want him to PLUS ULTRA inside me.
>>380022846
KUNG POW STREAM
so does his skin just fucking grow back or some shit
>>380023092
People can consent, senpai, animals can't.
>the documentary meme is still fucking going
WHEN WILLL IT FINALLY BREAKDOWN
>>380023079
>you seem like you have a poet soul
>>380022814
>>380022951
>>380023052
STOP. BnHA girls are NOT for lewd.
post a comfier setup than this
I dare you
>three little pigs robbers
>wolf cop
KINO
I
N
O
>werewolf taking information down on a notepad
>>380023203
That's me a few hours ago.
>>380022846
20 minutes of static interrupted only by blood curdling screams, followed by a hard cut back to a cleaned up stage and no one acknowledging the rest of the stream
>>380023203
TV + Phone is superior
>>380023203
>phone
>comfy anything
literally every post from a computer is comfier
just look at this nigga >>380021168
>>380023169
You kill fish and crabs for food, what's the difference?
>>380022846
I hope we watch the classic stream movie Foodfight
>Werewolf with a fucking gun
I love this movie wtf
Is this the best Werewolf documentary in existence?
>>380023203
I'll give it a shot
>>380023169
I agree with you anon, but he asked how fucked up the world is. That deserved an answer.I'm actually making a bunch of bee homes to help the local population rebound a bit along with other plants butterflies like.
>>380020042
fuck devolver
>>380023304
We need to eat. We don't need to get off to needless torture
>Pig on pig violence
Good lord the hits just keep coming.
>Become werewolf
>Use a gun
Fucking hell, this stream man
Ally Ally Akbar
>Yes this is Wolf Cop
>>380022876
>>380023068
That picture was from 2013 according to the Windows clock so the person that posted that picture here knew what they were doing. Also that was just a crawfish in the picture, not a neko. That's slightly better.
>>380023342
>ads
>russian
>random shit on your toolbars
>not using tomorrow
>not snapping your windows to make the best use of screen real estate
>not having two monitors so you can full screen the stream
This is the greatest documentary on the planet.
>>380023352
You're a good person, anon
WHY IS HE DESECRATING JOHN'S CADAVER
>>380023203
stream on Wii U game pad, posting on laptop
>DANCING WITH THE SKELETON
A documentary about a werewolf pimping his ride
>dancing with the skeleton
>>380023304
I don't slowly crush them to death before I eat them.
There's a difference between quickly killing something, even for sport, and intentionally making it suffer because you enjoy the suffering.
I can't believe John died again
>>380023352
Professional beekeeper here
it's good to know others care about bees. There are bits of China where they have to pollinate shit by hand.
>>380023452
The fuck's tomorrow.
NOW HE DRIVES A WEREMOBILE
HOW DEEP THIS WILL GO?
I WASNT RECORDING THAT SKELEMAN DANCE I NEED IT N O W
>that documentary Teen Wolf
I want to crack open a cold one with these boys
>>380023537
a little red riding hood reference
>>380023523
A theme.
>Wolf Cop pissing on vandalizing kids
>>380023490
Documentary Kino
post your dance
>>380023537
WERE we're going we don't need roads
>>380023523
hownew.ru
Is this what having friends is like?
>>380023639
>>380022470
fuck off Lloyd
>>380023639
>get on top of the car and start yelling awoooowoowoo
>>380023520
Hey beekeep, do we know why the Bee populations got so fucked up or is that still a mystery?
>>380023639
>>380023289
>>380023303
>>380023342
>>380023480
>hunching over a computer at a desk is comfier than lying in bed with a phone
I don't even have to hold my head and arms up lying on my side
git gud at comfy noobs
>>380023674
I once had a movie party with friends showing a Neil Breen film, yeah it's a pretty similar experience.
>>380023371
I'm sorry but you can't tell your dick what to like. It's like I choose this obscure fetish to get turned on. I'm just grateful it's limited to soft stuff and I'm not some degenerate fapping to women killing fluffy animals or a pedo, or one of those retards who drive their cars over themselves pretending to be stepped on. I sometimes fap to a girl stepping on a crab and it doesn't reflect on my real life in any way, I got off extremely easy.
picrelated is my cat, I saved it's life by caring for it for 3 days straight with almost no sleep. It's lilke women who fantasize about being raped. It doesn't mean they actually want to get raped.
>Werewolf blood meth
>>380023674
Only until graduation. Once everyone has jobs and kids good luck seeing them more than once a year.
>>380023776
>hunching over
I'm in a reclining chair.
>>380023776
>hunching over
Whatever you're doing at your desk, it's wrong. I'm reclined my dude.
>>380023776
>hunching over
im laying on my bed with my computer to my right and when I need to type I put the keyboard on my lap
get on my level idiot
>>380023797
You are everything wrong with the world. I hope you understand that
HE SLICED OFF A GUY'S FACE
>screaming skeleton
>>380023776
I've moved my recliner to my desk
>>380023582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4LnRutyvyc
Go to like 5 minutes back or so.
>>380023832
it still hurts
>>380023895
Please explain how
>>380023776
>hunching over a computer at a desk is comfier than lying in bed with a phone
but I'm maxin and relaxin all cool in a big comfy recliner with my fight stick on my lap and my feet up on a big cushioned ottoman. Where would I put my coffee and ash tray if I was laying down in bed? How would I watch the stream on my 60" TV?
>>380023720
Colony Collapse disorder is caused by a disease that can normally be fought off by bee's immune systems, but pesticides and all the other shit in the air and plants have kinda fucked those up so it wipes out entire hives.
>Fucking rips a guy's face off
>No face skeleton starts to scream
I'm fucking loving this stream
None of you faggots watching this on a TV while reclining in a sofa? bretty comfy way to start off the day.
>>380023452
How do you even block those sorts of ads? Specifically blocking the website or whatever they come from?
>>380023797
RIP kitty
>>380022009
jesus christ
>>380023983
>start the day
>not watching since the beginning
baka
HALFWAY MARK
HOW WE HOLDING UP
>they're still on the documentary bit
absolute kino
This documentary is fucking spooky.
>>380023996
uBlock origin
>told myself at midnight i would only watch till around 2a.m.
>its 5:30 now
fuck
>>380024032
NO BREAKS
>he ran around for a week with no face
>>380024032
My erection is still going strong.
>that guy over there went to Juliard!
>for uh
>Documentary acting
>>380024032
I thought I would be feeling fucking dead now, but I'm feeling fine really.
>>380023598
YOOOOOOOO
>>380024032
It's fucking 3:30am and I want to watch the other shows tomorrow. Kill me.
>>380023797
Why the fuck are you lying you degenerate scum?
>>380024026
I've been watching since the bethesda conference, but I don't consider myself fully awoke yet
>>380023996
ublock or 4chanx
>>380023957
Man, that sucks. I think I heard that populations are slowly recovering though. Is that true?
>>380023996
block by host file
>>380024053
i like how my waifus name is synonymous with good entertainment
>>380024032
OH GOD IT'S ONLY HALFWAY, THERE'S MORE TO THIS?
When can I wake up?
>>380024032
Going good anon, staying for the full thing
>>380024017
Why do you think he's dead?
werewolf sex
live on twitch
>>380024032
I should be going to sleep because I have stuff to do tomorrow
>but fuck it
>>380024032
Like a bitch in heat.
Is fucking a werewolf bestiality?
>sun is coming up
Fuck I don't think I can make it
Will a recording of this be up anywhere?
can they show this on twitch
Are they really showing a werewolf on girl sex scene on a fucking E3 stream
This shit is still going on?
>>380024061
>>380024128
>>380024139
Thanks anons.
Also don't lewd the Kino
>watching this on TV with chromecast
>mum walks in during this
>>380024251
Twitch might save vods.
>>380024132
Yeah, kinda. There's been some effective treatment techniques, and killer bees have proved resistant to it. Killer bees don't really deserve the name, they're only slightly more irritable than the regular variety.
>>380024032
EYES BURNING
BEGINNING TO YAWN
SEND HELP
>>380024275
Till 9am pst
>censor bar
>>380024273
On Twitch's very own official channel no less
AWOOOOOO!
>bestiality
>Is this Wolf style?
Kino commentary for a kino documentary
EDITED
D
I
T
E
D
>twitch showing full werewolf sex scene
>CALLING OUT FURRIES ON A FUCKING TWITCH E3 STREAM
H O L Y F U C K
>>380024243
werewolves are sapient, bestiality implies non-sapience
>that's possibly the best wolf on woman sex scene I've ever seen
I need to wake up early tomorrow...
I really shouldn't nosleep this...
But it's so good
WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THE OLD LADY
SHE WAS AN OLD HAG ALL ALONG
>what we learned
fucking documentary
WHAT THE FUCK
The fucking TWIST, she was a granny all along
OH SHIT
SHE'S ACTUALLY OLD
THE RIDE NEVER STOPS
>I am aroused
>more than confused
OLD LADY OWNED YOU
>guy on the end getting an accent
>GRANNY
>>380024169
>OH GOD IT'S ONLY HALFWAY, THERE'S MORE TO THIS?
10:20PM UNTIL 9AM PST BUCKEROO
>>380024435
Not really. It's just the first picture I could find. I guess you could say "Mini-giantess"? I just relate to it.
Get on my level
post yfw the plottwist
I wouldn't be mad about having sex with that old lady, she's still pretty attractive
>>380024124
I didn't know my cat became a meme. It's not a new photo.
WE THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD
WE WERE ACTUALLY FUCKING GRANNY
>>380020773
beef jerky and tea
>hung like a granite counter
Wolf dork
>>380024547
E32K17.jpg
>>380024578
cute cat
>>380024594
How did I not catch that?!
>>380024578
Timestamp your cat
>>380024362
what about dinosaur yuri?
>>380024552
>I gave her my sexy voice because I she was ready to go
>>380020773
PBNJ and iced tea
>tfw forgot to go to the store earlier today
Video games are not welcome in this thread.
Guys I'm going to go masturbate now, as is my E3 tradition. Stay safe ok?
>>380024703
>tfw wasn't expecting an 11 hour marathon
inb4 angry mods delete this thread
>hungry as fuck and need to pee
>don't want to miss a thing
send help im gonna fuggin die
>we got Edgar Wright to do this part
>yeah he was available
>tfw Devolver happened
>>380024753
We have Wolfcop to keep us safe
this stream
>>380023007
There we go, the coffee is no longer arguably warm and has become cold
>>380024770
>Eyes hurt from lack of sleep
Until the end with no brakes
>>380024767
where do we go once they delete it? have a stealth thread on a slow board?
>>380024770
>piss in bottle
>drink piss
Bam, get 2 birds stoned at once
>>380024770
So you basically need to let something out and put something in? The solution is pretty obvious anon.
this is the best goddamn E3
R8 my ghetto comps set up.
>>380024753
Don't hurt yourself anon
>>380024770
best time to take 5 while theyre just showing this movie
OH FUCK IT'S HOT FUZZ ALL OVER AGAIN
>>380024901
This movie is the best part of the stream so far
All these twists!
>>380024893
Nah, I'll be safebut the cats won't be
>>380024850
we could have refuge on /tv/ for the duration of Probably, /tv/ technically works since the stream is currently just watching the movie
What was Jack Black doing in a werewolf documentary?
>"Who said I'm a women!"
>we got her from backpage
The absolute madmen
>>380024654
Can't, grandma too him to the dacha for a week, but here's him with my favorite videogame
>GRANNY IS A TRAP
>He just assumed a gender!
>>380024901
>Just showing this movie
>just
>implying this isn't the documentary to teach me how to be a human
also
>who said I'm a woman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380024885
>dominions
good taste my man
>Who said I'm a woman
Oh boy
>Who said I'm a woman?
OH FUCK
so, why the fuck they had to transform him into a werewolf
just to transform him back to women to stop him?
>TRAP
>who said I'm a woman
>we took a vote and the eyes have it
>Who said I'm a woman
Gonna sleep through today's conferences because of this 11 hour trap.
>blunderbuss
what in the fuck
>A BLUNDERBUSS
>TRAP GRANDMA
>>380025202
this is guaranteed better than anything that could happen tomorrow
Alright I got back from masturbation someone please explain why we're talking about traps
>>380024821
We back on track then.
>>380025036
a fellow dominions bro, praise be to the Ashen Empire
>grandma trap
FETISH ACQUIRED
>twitch singlehandedly defeated every e3 show this year by shitposting for 11 hours straight
is this real
>>380025293
Granny is actually a trap
>>380025280
That's fucking disgusting
>>380025280
It must be nice to still be 14
>>380025293
The granny is a man
>>380025293
The greatest plot twist in any movie ever.
>>380025280
>he thinks he's hard because he likes guro
Stay in school kid
>>380025293
Wolf Cop was pissed at shapeshifting granny for tricking him, then she said "Who said I'm a woman?"
>>380025310
this is now a considerably comfier stream
>>380025280
Are you retarded? Guro isn't real, it's just drawings. Crushing kills real animals.
Like, I really shouldn't have to explain this. I guess you're just really dumb.
Do lizard people even have genders?
>>380025280
why do i have a feeling theres people that does porn with corpses?
>>380025324
Praise Bob, friend.
S T U N T C A P E S
T
U
N
T
C
A
P
E
S
>>380025442
>I guess you're just really dumb
the reddit link should have given it away
>>380025478
That's how it was in Skyrim so it's probably true.
>you will never fuck lizard pussy
>theyre lizard people
So is liking grandma traps gay if you have intercourse with them if they're a shapeshifter and took the form of an attractive younger woman?
>first she wasn't young
>now she wasn't a women
how many layers of secrets does Grandma is made of?
Hello /v/. Please enjoy this picture of my cat
>>380025506
There's so much fucked up shit in the world. There's porn with dead dissected newborn babies. That's why I'm surprised people reacted so harshly to some bitch stepping on a crawdad. Is it their first day on the internet or something?
>>380025597
>you will never fuck pussy
The Wolf Among Us 2 looking good
>>380025602
They're a shapeshifter so it's either not gay or only like, half-gay.
>>380025603
She's a lizard person
My favorite world premiere at E3 was the three year old movie Wolfcop's skin exploding off his cock live on Twitch
What was yours?
>that scene
>>380025709
killin it
>Dirty Hairy
Where's the gifs of Wolfcop with guns?
>stabbing the girl with the sword currently stabbing you through your chest
>Wolfcop just fucking shoots the guy in the head
This stream alone wins E3
>>380025693
people who jerk off to dead babies are generally a little bit more secretive about it
He is pretty good
>>380025648
This isn't even guro, it turns into snuff by the end but nothing extreme. It's also, once again, just a drawing.
You guys really need to learn how to judge the scale of these things better.
WAS THAT A FUCKING FART
>>380025693
It's the fact that it's legal and there's companies producing it
>>380025693
i think i've lost my innocence as of today
NEW WOLFCOP COMING 2015
GET HYPE
If dubs, kung pow soon
RATE THE DOCUMENTARY
R A T E T H E D O C U M E N T A R Y
8/10 SOLID AS FUCK
>they made an 11 hour ironic variety show for E3
What the actual fuck?
I can believe they watched the whole thing
>they showed the whole fucking thing
based
Will we get Wolfcop 2?
>2015
THAT'S THE WOLFCOP
SEQUEL WHEN?
Is this where they stream the sequel too
OH FUCK
SEQUEL
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
>PART 2
PART 2
oh my fucking god
I just fucking watched an entire B-grade canadian horror wolfman documentary.
TIME FOR THE SEQUEL
>WOLFCOP
>2
>LIVE PISS SOUNDS
>everyone kept asking
I would be too if I knew
>Pissing on stream
kek
>there's a continuation of the documentary
OH MY GOD THEY'RE RELEASING PART OF THE SEQUEL FOR THE FIRST TIME
ALSO YOU CAN HEAR THAT GUY TAKING A PISS OFF CAMERA
WOLFCOP 2 BAYBEEEE
>Wolfcop 2 right now
THEY GONNA DO IT
>>380025959
NOW
>guy on the end isn't even sure of his won accent anymore
HERE WE GO AGAIN
You're a loser, that's just a fact
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4515762/?ref_=nv_sr_2
>PISSING LIVE ON STREAM
>pissing in the background
WOLFCOP 2 OH SHIT
>>380025907
9/10
accurate depiction of canadians
>You're a loser
I mean, I know but rude.
>TFW YOURE A LOSER
>>380025996
WHEN'S WALFCAHP?
>>380026032
No, they won't.Will they?
T-that was rude
>>380025984
>He didn't take off his mic
>Audible background crew laughs
That shit wasn't planned. I'm in tears.
>it's a light up fidget spinner
>Wolfcop saves Xmas
Oh my goooood
holy fuck my ears
>>380025802
Stepping on bugs is not illegal, killing fish is not illegal. So filming it isn't illegal too, technically.
is it crackling for anyone else?
D-did that guy just forget to mute his mic and go take a piss? i honestly have a hard time right now figuring out whats a meme and what's actually genuine
>>380026250
yes
>>380026241
>>380026250
Oh thank god I thought it was my headphones
I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP!
>crackling
help
>>380026163
It's not live. Sorry.
It is live though
I can't do another wolfcop movie
I'm out
goodnight friends
>>380026328
Don't leave, they said this was just a little bit, not the whole movie.
>>380026328
it's only the first 10 minutes, also you're a fucking pussy
>>380026328
It's only a small bit. Stay with us
>>380026328
nO YOU weaktake care
>keep your eyes on the prize
>cuts to a dude getting his eyes ripped out
K I N O
>>380021718
this is why we're all going to hell if there is one
>>380026379
>>380026383
>>380026389
It's a night of miracles
>>380026328
>giving up halfway through
They were so dedicated to that documentary for their dead friend.
>tfw you bring a knife to a wolf fight
>looks like I brought a knife to a wolf fight
Actual kino
>>380026328
Please don't go anon
Have a picture of my cat as a bribe
>he knocked over the same sign from the first movie
kino
>knocked over the sign again
>Punches through the dudes chest
>punches him in the face from his torso hole
K I N O
>Punched through the gut
>Uppercuts
I have tears in my eyes. I don't know what to believe in anymore.
Shotgun girl is C U T E
>>380026530
whats kino? a /tv/ meme?
also we need a new thread
>>380023520
Native American, I have 150 year old plants near my house and want to make sure bees keep visiting.
>Doing the nuts signal with the gun pointed at his head
>>380026623
Kino is german for cinema, just a word to say good kinda
>someone stole our donuts
>DUNNNNNNNNN
>>380026623
An example for the unenlightened.
>>380026328
Goodnight anon
>>380025440
I agree completely 100%.
>>380026623
Kino is the highest tier of cinematic craftmanship
>>380026623
This is Kino. She is a miracle of the universe.
>>380026623
Kino is German for cinema.
It has come to mean "Exquisite cinematography of the highest caliber." in a partially ironic sense.
>>380026729
wasn't there a guy on /a/ who tried to do this?
>It's a documentary
>>380026623
/v/ took over /tv/ few months back and they abused some words there used regularly so now its a meme.
t./tv/ patrician for 8 years
>Murders several people for vigilantism
>gets mad about the donuts
I want an anon workin a wolfcop1 and 2 torrent right the fuck now!
TRAILER
>another wolfcop
Why do I think there's going to be 2 cops who happen to be wolves
So is the sequel getting funded/published by Devolver or something?
new thread where
FUCKING KEVIN SPACEY
WHAT
>was my mic hot
>was my mic on
holy shit he piss was an accident that's hilarious
Wolfcop 2 looks like fucking kino
>nuns
>hockey
>fucktons of guns
>>380026967
This isn't Devolver anymore. This is ascended,
Time for fever
FAMILY
UNIT
JOHN'S BACK BABY
THE FEVER DREAMS ARE STARTING AGAIN
FUCK HERE COMES THE WEIRD SHIT AGAIN
Time for more fever dreams
I would unironically watch Another Wolfcop with you guys right now.
>>380026967
Devolver has zero to do with any of this shit anon. They had their 15 minutes of fame at the start, this is all made by Twitch (with some help from adult swim)
>Live stream offline
>Wolf Cop's giant shlong
here comes another round
>>380026776
No that's Naoto, stupid.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380027118
>>380027118
>>380027118
>>380027118
>>380027118
>>380027094
You mean that this is all made by Adult Swim with some money by Twitch.
>>380027094
Nah, it's devolver with help from twitch and AS
>>380027094
>some
This is fucked up.
And I'm loving every second
FUCKING MILK DISPENSER BREAST WITH CHILL MUSIC
TAKES OFF MASK TO SHOW ANOTHER MASK
I have ascended
>tfw no qt robot wife with boob milk dispensers and shaving cream hands
>>380027231
No it isn't. This literally is Twitch's thing. Devolver had their fake-conference skit at the start and even fucking thanked Twitch for giving them a spot on their show on Twitter. Devolver's name is mentioned absolutely nowhere in the production, it's all Twitch and Adult Swim.
>>380026729
why are her videos and shit impossible to find
What was that anime-cooking-candycrush game called?
>>380027136
naoto is a fine gal too.
>>380027414
Except they showed Graveyard Keeper being unvield and it looks good. So yeah it kinda still is a Devolver thing. Sorta.
>>380027453
Battle Chef Brigade
>>380027590
No, it literally is Twitch's E3 coverage. They are showing off a ton of games from different devs and publishers. This is literally just Twitch's equivalent of the shit the Pope does on youtube and the like.
>>380027636
Thanks!