/E3/ Comfy: wageslaves asleep edition

WETHESDA

I WOKE UP EARLY FOR THIS SHIT

So we're watching Devolver?

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So was that worse or slightly less atrocious than EA's?

>>379980245
I took a day off work for this shit.

Hopefully Evil Within 2 doesn't turn into complete shit.

>>379979974
That stream was hot garbage.

>>379980245
I'm west coast so all these conferences are at decent times.

looks like it's up to the PC show and Sony to save this trainwreck

>comfy

There is nothing comfy about these threads. Fags keep spouting shitty memes and getting triggered by minorites.

>>379980329
www.twitch DOT tv/devolverdigital

-more rehashes
-No DOOM expansion
+TEW 2
+Wolfenstein
it was alright

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>tfw to intelligent to be a /v/ contrarian and say I liked the bethesda show

>>379980413
That was one of the worst things I have ever seen aside from Wolfenstein, which looked exactly the same as the firs tone

Todd didnt even bother to show up on video/10
Might as well as kill their company

>>379980463
This year's schedule is terrible for Europe

>>379980515
>Leaves out paid mods
Okay

>End with your one good thing to show
>People defend your awful as fuckin conference because they have a five minute memory

>>379980491
Better than the sticky.

>>379980659
I dont use mods

>>379980413
I'm going with worse.
EA didn't have a lot of NOGAMES, even if I wasn't interested in anything. This whole ordeal with cinematics and especially youtube reactions was awful.

gonna end up buying
Wolfenstein: Milkshakes
Dishonored: Fuck da Outsider
and
Doom VR: Ghost hacker

>>379980413
Worse
I at least laughed at EA's incompetence
Bethesda's just made me angry

So the next Wolfenstein is about overthrowing the Nazis after killing the deathshead?

>>379980413
EA showed sports games and other junk but at least they showed more than 2 new games. Also Bethesda has higher expectations to meet. We know EA is going to be shit every year.

>>379980786
>doom vr
>teleport movement

stop

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>>379980589
>>tfw to intelligent

>>379980413
It was slightly better than EA, but I had much higher expectations in comparison to EA.

This is some shitass dubstep

https://creationclub.bethesda.net/en

>If I’m accepted to be a Creator, what can I create and what is the dev process?

>Creators are required to submit documentation pitches which go through an approval process. All content must be new and original. Once a concept is approved, a development schedule with Alpha, Beta and Release milestones is created. Creations go through our full development pipeline, which Creators participate in. Bethesda Game Studios developers work with Creators to iterate and polish their work along with full QA cycles. The content is fully localized, as well. This ensures compatibility with the original game, official add-ons and achievements.

>all work must be entirely original, cannot build off of other mods, so there will be no community, and have to ensure no copyright laws are being infringed
>have to submit documentation pitches
>approval process
>multiple QA cycles

>all this shit just to make a fucking mod for a video game
this sounds like hell

see you guys in twelve hours for the AMD show

>>379980986
Looks like it

At least they're acknowledging the Fergus timeline as canon, christ knows why you'd pick Wyatt.

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>yfw /v/ memed BethesdaLand into existence
https://youtu.be/ky4sp-dM4jE

>>379980768
It's about the prescedent this sets.
If they can get away with it we're talking an excuse for publishers to moneygrub like never before.

>>379979974

I'm a wageslave that took mon/tues/wed off (already had sat/sun off) to enjoy the E3 cringe ride.

It's been a booze filled boredom fest so far.

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>mfw Dragon Ball Fighter Z is the only good thing this E3 so far

people are fucking retards

why would they announce new fallout this early? or new tes?

fallout 4 is only 2 years old. why the fuck would they announce new tes when they still trying to advertise skyrim for switch?

not defending bethesda, it was a shit conference. but if you expected a new fallout game or new tes game you're a fucking retard. plain an simple

>>379981197
Jesus Christ

>>379981263
If valve didnt get away with it, no one will

>>379981263
It's more like DLC since it's just internal content and stuff from semi-official partners

>>379981197
there's gonna be shitloads of people rushing to be the first person with a certain kind of mod so that nobody else can submit a better mod that does the same thing

>>379981536
I expected something fucking new at least

>>379981576
And it can't be anything that's already up for free

So devolver is saying they're not announcing any games? Wat?

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>>379981054

seriously what was that i would have bought doom vr in a fucking heartbeat if people could just fucking figure out how to make vr movement work properly

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who here 4 hours of sleep or less every day?

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>>379981572
Come on, anon. Are you seriously just gonna eat up their marketing terms like that?

>>379981783
What?

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To recap:

>Paid mods are back on the menu
>VR (that medium where motion sickness is a pretty big problem) for DOOM (game which relies on extremely quick movement). What could go wrong?
>Hired E-celebs for reaction videos of TESO: Morrowind
>Spitting on the grave of Quake by turning it into an Overwatch rip-off
>Pete "why should I care, its a stupid video game" Hines
>Wolfenstein but now set in the US with forced Motown black woman

Fuck Bethesda

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>>379981848
Fucking end me

>>379981892
No, I'm just reading how they're describing the process of submitting these mods, and the amount of effort you have to put in makes it sound more like DLC than a modding community.

>>379981197
>all that shit just to add dwarven mudcrabs

No big mods are going to get made if they have to go through that nightmare.

This background waiting music is my jam.

>>379981263
Valve didnt fucking get away with it, and they got away with a lot of shit.

>The Evil Within 2
Was the 1st one good enough to warrant a sequel? Should I check it out?

>>379982036
You forgot VR Fallout 4

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>>379981441

feels good to be in an embarrassing niche

>>379982028
he's right
https://twitter.com/devolverdigital/status/874063693729878016
>no game reveals
then what the fuck is the point

holy fuck bethseda might have a match for worst conference ever.

people who get motion sick are weak and should be eliminated from the market

>>379982036
I would like a new wolfenstein game
It just doesnt make me excited at all

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Bethesda land was shite, todd you bastard gimme back my admission fee

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>>379982220
You forget how few fucks console gamers give about getting fucked over.

Anyone here ever been to E3 ? Seems fun, maybe I'll go next year

>>379982238
Yes
Now fuck off

>>379982416
That's clearly joking though

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Is this the worst E3 of all time?

>>379981441
Last Night looked nice.
Anthem as well but
>ubisoft
There was so much fucking coop/mp stuff on Microsoft's, though. Sea of Thieves, Dwarven miner game, PUBG, that "donate for player invincibility" stream game.

Isn't Devolver Digital doing something in 4 minutes? I can't find it on the schedule.

https://youtu.be/tM8XrDbbEL4

>>379981576
or whats saying you cant just take a paid mod and then upload it as a free mod?
bethesda is saying these are separate things, its not like the free modders are bound by the same copyright laws that beth and their modders will be

its like they think its all just gonna be smooth sailing when they are barely even saying anything about what it will realistically be like

>>379982307
I desperately want a good Dragon Ball game but I can't into fighters. I'd take literally anything else. At least this time it's a traditional fighter instead of that shitty QTE fest they've been pumping out every year since 2004. I'd still rather have something new.

>>379982793
don't even bother >>379982758

>>379982791
Oops, meant
but
>Bioware

>>379982835
how is Xenoverse a QTE fest?

>>379982937
>fire monetization models
It's a joke you retard.

>>379982793
Its on their twitch
https://www.twitch dot tv/devolverdigital

>>379982460
He's not my president tho

>>379982793
>
>>379980492

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That'll be 500 Bethesda Credits™ plus tip sir

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Wolfenstein looks like it will be more fun than the New Order but the Black chick going "white boi" makes me remember the obnoxious Jimmy Hendrix wannabe getting preachy at you in the game being taken to a whole new level of obnoxiousness

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>>379982550

all the good shit has tons of lines, ive had a lot more fun at other conventions

>>379982793
www.twitch DOT tv/devolverdigital
Don't know if that tweet is legit but might be worth spending a minute to find out.

>>379982460
That explains a lot.

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>>379982805
Based. Xbox is finished.

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>>379983220
>Horse armor
FULL
CIRCLE

>>379983220
So it is paid mods

>>379982036
I guess you could argue that making Doom 4 cause motion sickness makes it more authentic to the original.

where's the PC show stream?

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>>379979974
>wageslaves asleep edition
JOKES ON YOU I DON'T SLEEP IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE MY FREE TIME.

devolver stream starting m8s

Are Devolver our guys?

>this kind of gay knock-off adult swim humor

Oh fuck. Foot Water 2.0

>>379983516
In 12 hours.
Twitch or Youtube.

oh god this is going to be shit already

>>379983220
how much would the skyrim horse pucci mod cost?

I want to fuck Kelly.

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>>379982835

Fighters aren't so tough to get into, I thought I couldn't handle them at all but a couple of months ago I put in the effort to learn just the basics and now they're tons of fun. I'm still shit but it's more challenging than confusing.

>mfw I've been a dragon ball fan for years and got super into guilty gear a month ago

Is youtube cancer industry standard now?

This isn't great, but at least it's better than Bethesda.

Wait is this even a conference?
Where are the games?
Is this live theatre?

>>379983220
>horse armor
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>watches eric andre once

I fucking hate video games

Ok, the joke is wearing thin

>>379983890
At least it isn't paid mods.

>>379980336
This is 100% against the spirit and purpose of modding, holy fucking shit Bethesda

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>>379979974
> mfw im a wageslave but with hours more flexible than any part-timer

>>379983890
John Carnage could die of a heart attack on stream and it'd still be better than Bethesda

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Make it stop

>>379980413
Genuinely worse, EA outside of the filler showed off games to a decent amount with actual footage. There was barely any games beyond Skyrim and Fallout shown at Bethesda's conference let alone actual in-game footage with Wolfenstein being the notable exception. The announcer was also terrible for Bethesda, he sounded incredibly bored. I don't know why they even held this conference since it seems like time and money spent just to announce a new Wolfenstein game.

>>379984042
Well /v/ is the right place for you then

What the fuck is going on with this shit

At least these Devolver guys are self aware

This is /v/GA tier

I'm either not drunk enough or too drunk for this.

>>379984062
>mfw im a NEET who gets paid 500 dollars every 2 weeks

is this just a parody of e3 then?

Ok that was actually rly funny

I kinda like this.
A girl on stage who doesn't make me want to kill myself.

>>379984461

nowhere to go but up

>>379984423
Literally the /v/GAs

RIP Lang

>>379984461
I'm leaning towards "not drunk enough" because that's a much faster problem to solve.

I heard a game called Conkers badder furday was announced, can anyone tell me if ive been memed on?

>>379984687
She could shoot me and it would be better than Bethesda's press conference

>Devolver Digital saw the /v/gas and thought "we can do that but worse"

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>>379984540
Teach me your ways

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>>379979974
>tfw wageslave

If I just bought bitcoins 7 years ago when I heard about them Id be a millionaire. Fuck everything.

I already am slightly aroused

It could end here and it's already
MS > Devolver > EA > Beth

Fucking finally, more on Ruiner.

Wasn't this announced ages ago?

>>379984461
D... Dustin?

oh i thought ruiner came out already
this looks kinda good

>>379979974
These ironic presenters already seem to be presenting less ironically than Pete Hines

There's something about Ruiner that makes me think it looks kind of horrible to play. I think it's the camera angle

SAD PANDA MEME

Devolver > all so far for me

>sad pandas
They're enlightened.

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>Devolver shitting on the big guys

Beatiful guerilla marketing

>Who likes sad panda
me

>sadpanda
holy fuck

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>>379984932
>tfw actually had a decent amount of bitcoins back in 2012 for shits and giggles
>thought it was just a fad
>changed pc and lost all my bit coins

>Devolver took a Tim and Eric sketch to E3

So there's going to be no real games?

>>379985432
That's often used in an entirely different context.

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literally the adult swim of e3 shows

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I don't understand the point of those cutaways to obviously fake planted audience members. Who is that for? This shit has been happening lately at big award shows too.

>>379985689
shut the fuck up?

>>379985724
Are you kidding

There's no audience you idiot

As much as I like Serious Sam, Devolver need to calm down their overreliance on it

>>379984728
Two shots and a beer later it's getting better

>>379985724
It's not actually a real audience, anon...

is this todds daughter?

>>379985724
People who don't know what to look for will think they're genuine. So the company gets to control the content and perceived reaction.

You underestimate how much people struggle with different opinions than their own. If they see people like something they'll assume they need to like it too until given reason to think otherwise.

>>379985225
:o)

>>379985985
I'd be down for a real Serious Sam game but not that shit.

>>379985724
This is all prerecorded

it's satire anon

this host is really shit

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watcha drinkin fellow comfy posters?

>>379986170
No, she's pretty honest with demanding your money.

>>379985815
>>379986069
W-what? All those people in the seats are for show? Why.

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>>379980413
Worse.

With EA no one was expecting anything. We all knew it was just gonna be alot of sports followed by the ONE interesting title they have to show off.

Bethesda usually makes actual Vidya, they put out interesting titles usually. All we got were reminders of games we already knew was coming, and then Paid Mods 2.0 (Though it's currently being argued because folks aren't certain). Only saving grace was Wolfenstein 2, but I just know combined with Far Cry 5 we're gonna get alot of bait threads.

At least Microsoft HAD stuff to show off. I'm really excited for the new Metro game, it looks really great. Sea of Thieves looks comfty if kinda meh, but I'm a pirate fan so it'll work for me.

>>379986318
I like her.

>>379986393
It's 7 am.

>>379986264
Not him. Got it.

>>379986393
DIET COEK BABYYYYYYY

Anyone got the master image for all the bingo boards? I saw it floating around the other day, regret not saving it then.

>>379986436
yeah but todd does that here
she just does it on stage

>>379986393
Skol and orange juice

>>379986676
Fine, she's too tall to be related to Todd.

>>379986470
>379986470
It's fucking stock footage, dumbass

>>379986393
extra strength ceylon tea

>hotline miami poster on the back of the computer
what did they mean by this???

Started off alright but the joke is old already.

LOL SO RANDUMB XD

>>379987191
Yeah it kinda overstayed.

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what just happened?

I chuckled

am I allowed to have chuckled

Wait was that only 2 games?

Still better than Beth's

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>>379986393

had two suffering bastards and decided i didnt want a hangover

>the tweet was actually accurate
>no new games
>monetization models
What the shit.

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>>379980491
It can be comfy in here away from the storm.

>>379987457
it's all memes

I still want to fuck Kelly.

you know i would have liked it more if they had shown more games
what did they show like 3?

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>How many layers of irony are you on my dudes?
>devolver digital's conference when

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This is the best conference so far

http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477
http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477
http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477

>>379987767
>Ruiner
>Serious Sam
>
That's all I can remember.

>>379986884
That's fucking obnoxious. I swear I would have noticed if the volume wasn't muted since none of it seemed to be about games and I heard what she was saying before the cutaways.

I don't even know who devolver is
what games do they make?

>>379987767
It's still going

>>379988046
It's technically a publisher. Hotline Miami

>>379987807
u are little baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNGdiTmvAj4

>>379981197
Well we could hope that this ridiculous system to add a mod into the CreationClub along side the Internet shitfit that's sure to rise up from Paid Mods 2.0 will kill CreationClub in it's infancy, again.

>>379988332
Konami 2010 was the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity.

>>379988463
The fact that they had it streaming on repeat for like 24 hours was amazing.

>>379988197
huh.
so where can I watch this thing in full? I ducked out to /co/ for a bit and missed it

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>>379988332
>2010

feels like it happened yesterday

>>379988719
It's still going. Now it's just four people on a couch playing Smash Frogs

it feels like the game their playing was made in a day for this gag
I'm not convinced this a real game

Real talk, when will Bethesda stop talking about skyrim? It was good for the time, but has aged so poorly, and their "special edition" was garbage

It's clearly trying too hard but desk coffee was an alright callback to the shitty beginning.

>>379988993
This, i don't know what is real and what is ironic anymore

>>379989168
When they make a new one.

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>its a stupid people trying to be ironic episode

>>379988719
Just type devolver digital twitch into google you savage.

>>379989168
easy
when it stops making money

>>379982036
>>VR (that medium where motion sickness is a pretty big problem)
I thought it was price and having the room to play VR, not to mention moving around.

>tfw cant tell if these games are even real

>>379989503
they just told us that this game isn't real. nobody will ever be able to buy it. that makes the games more tantalizing

>>379989503
There's no way these are real.

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Idort here

>http://www.e3countdown.com/
Are the rest of the times on this fucking website accurate?

>>379989484
45% of the population can't handle VR in its current form for over 30 minutes. Dizziness, headaches etc.

>>379989728
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/
use this.

>>379989728
yeah give or take a few hours

>>379989728
Bethesda was wrong. Just follow /v/.

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>>379989484

WE'VE GOT SOME KINKS TO WORK OUT OKAY

>>379989728
those are based on pacific time

>>379989798
demographics smaller than 51% don't count. that's the whole point of democracy

Fuck i hope someone make this game real

>>379990054
Add 3 to the times

where the video games at

http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477
http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477
http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477
http://www.strawpoll.me/13167477

Couldn't they just play real video games?

>>379980417
same here fuck me

>>379990316
there are no video games

hm3 incoming?

>>379990316
This is [AS] made vidya m8, love it or fuck off

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>missed the bethesda live stream
>currently watching the conference on youtube now instead
>mfw
Did they seriously, unironically show eceleb reactions to fucking Elder Scrolls Online. I don't even

>russian
wut

>>379990543
Is that what this is supposed to be? I haven't see adult swim in more than a decade.

>>379990595
Please don't bring it up.
It was an hour ago, I want to forget about it.

>>379984198
Yeah I don't get why they made such a huge deal out of it with the Bethesdaland shit when all they announced was some dlc, 2 sequels and paid mods, you'd expect a new IP at least.

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>>379990595
Oh, anon. Don't worry, it gets worse

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>>379990316
No!
We're being IRONIC xDxDxD SO RANDUM

Imagine being a dev working for these schmucks

>>379990595
Did you get to PAID MODS yet?

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>playing games in windowed mode

>>379990771
bethesdaland was smoke and mirrors to try and distract from how little they were bringing to the table

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>>379990916
do you know what a joke is

So this is the power of reddit humor....

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Oh god. Paid mods were real. I thought everyone was just memeing me.
FUUUUUUUUUU

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>>379990595
On the subject, can someone who's played the game tell me why they're trying to force a bear as a meme? It was even on the ending card for conference as a whole.

I could have fapped today.

>>379991089
how is that a joke

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>>379990916
videogames, movies, and anime streaming goes on the right side of the screen. shitposting goes on the left

>>379991610
>putting /v/ on the left
The text lines up on the left so the window should be on the right to reduce eye travel

I'm really enjoying this.

>>379991807
reducing eye travel is bad for your eyesight

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So lads, let's review the time thus far:
>Any games you're excited for?
>Pardon my french, but do or do you not think this E3 is a complete shitshow (And do you have faith that Sony and/or Nintendo will save us)?
>Favorite moment (either from the conferences or /v/ itself)?
>BONUS:Post some chill/comfy music and/or pictures or anything you want, as long as it's vidya and comfy:
https://youtu.be/8g20XXfJs4s
https://youtu.be/YhDC-VStQmU

>>379991610
nah theyre streaming the game in windowed mode m8

>>379992012
You can also wait until the current conference is over if you want.

>>379992012
The Last Night and Anthem (despite Bioware). To some extent that Borthers, coop jail escape game.

Sony and Nintendo can definitely redeem this.
I fear Nintendo won't show anything I'm interested in, though. Sony will probably have something.

>>379992012
DH2 DLC should be cool, though I never thought I'd see the day I was looking forward to DLC.
Wolfenstein 2 is probably worthwhile too.

That's about it, can't think of any anything MS showed that I'm dying to play, maybe Cuphead I guess.

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I can't get over how that dev looks like a dollar store RDJ

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>>379992012
Really expected Starfield, or at least a new IP from Bethesda. Can't wrap my head around their strategy, don't understand how they KEEP pushing paid mods despite the previous clusterfuck.

Still hyped for Sony, they slam dunked it last year and I have no doubt they will do so again tomorrow. You know, because they have actual fucking games to show off

Really hoping for an original Fromsoft IP and Dragon's Dogma 2.

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>>379992012
I'm looking forward to bannerlord.

>>379992012
EXCITED
>Metro Exodus
>Wolfenstein 2
>Sea of Thieves because fuck yeah Pirates
>Knife of Dunwall 2 because I enjoy Dishonored.
>Maybe EA's Prison Co-Op game because it was the sole interesting thing there.

>Shitshow?
Not really, Microsoft had stuff to show, and Bethesda AT LEAST, AT FUCKING LEAST, gave me Wolfenstein 2 which was one of the things I wanted. Hopefully Sony will pull it all together.

>Fav Moment
watching it with /v4c/. EA's fuckery with Air Jordans and Silent Star Wars Phone mod.

>Comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMBt9L8Zgog

>>379992987
Is this shit going to end or have we been rused into watching this forever?

Does anyone know how long this lasts?
It was okay in the beginning, but it's lasted way too long.

>>379993392
If it doesn't end at 2 I'm going to burn my house down.

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>AC Origins
>they rehashed the flying drone from watch dogs 2 as the eagle

Jesus christ this is so annoying and not funny or original at all.

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>>379992235
>>379992597
>>379992623
>>379992931
>>379992987
>>379993084
Nice to hear those opinions. Glad you guys found games you're excited for/interested in. Let's hope Sony and later Nintendo can bring some good stuff to the table.

>>379993392
see
>>379993678

>>379993116
this is going all night, dude. 10pm to 9am

>>379994109
Aight see you all at PC Gaming or Ubisoft's or whatever. Going back to bed fuck this shit.

>tfw they didn't actually take calls
I just wanted to scream on stream
worst e3 ever

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>>379993683
>Minecraft
>They unironically gave it a graphics upgrade

>Battlefield 1 DLC
>The Russians have African American soldiers

>Xbox One XXX
>Costs $499 and comes without any AAA games

>TES:O Morrowind
>They paid E-celebs for reaction videos of it

>Wolfenstein
>Most interesting feature in the first game was the European location
>They move it to the US

anyone else /haveallsystems/ and just loving these games so far?

also
>paid mods

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Well that Bethesda conference was genuinely terrible. Now this devolver digital stream is just painful to sit through aswell.
I think I might just visit /e/ for a couple hours to clear my mind and sooth my soul.

The fact that any of you people expected Elder Scrolls 6 info is a fucking tragedy

They already said they aint doing shit with it for a while and are working on two other 'large scale' games before they get to it

>>379994952
Show me your best femdom/sissy shit.

so far only thing i am interested in buying day 1 is the new metro on PC

wolfenstein and dishonored 2 add on I can wait for sales

no cyberpunk 2077, maybe they will show some RDR 2 but we all know what to expect from rockstar on that

hopefully more god of war is shown and it isn't that fucking slow paced over the shoulder shit

if bloodborne 2 is shown then i'll shit myself

>>379995706
I already forgot most of the shit from Microsoft. Going to need to google a list of games shown once E3 is over.

my face when it's monday

>>379994894
W10 PC + PS4 and getting a Switch when second gen launches, so gonna watch all.
Can't say I'm liking NBA or FIFA more than before but seeing all games revealed on MS's was gonna be available on PC was nice.

I kinda like that furry 3D/2D platformer from MS.
The Last Night and Anthem like I said before, as well.
Rest is nice, I guess. Maybe this time Asscreed will be fun, but the animations and AI looked awful.

>>379996119
Good post

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>>379996241

ty

>>379996119
I'm going to miss most of e3 tomorrow by sleeping in until 4PM. Even with twenty alarms set I'll sleep through all of them.

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speaking of comfy im taking bets on whether Nintendo will show animal crossing or pikmin any takers

>>379996743
Bubble Bobble HD or fuck off.

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>>379996743
Screw that. Give me Rune Factory 5 please.

>>379996743
Pikmin probably, Animal Crossing doubtful.

>>379996743
for the love of god, RF5

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>>379979974
I'm not even watching E3 until the Nintendo conference. I'm just sitting here with my 3DS in bed, playing comfy games and reading the summaries from /v/ of each conference, with maybe the end of some of the conferences playing if I remember to bother catching them. It's nice.

>>379996919
Yes, please, would buy in an instant. XSeed already announced their whole E3 lineup though and I doubt they'll be announcing anything more.

>>379996119
in six hours it'll be tuesday

>>379997206
in 3 hours, it will be yesterday

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Who else /quitingvideogamesforgood/ after this E3?

>>379997575
gift me all your videogames

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>>379996919
>rune factory 4
>that game i almost bought on sale but I bought etrian odyssey 4 instead
>EO ended up becoming one of my favorite series
>never ended up trying rune factory
>sometimes wonder where that other door leads

so I take it it's good then

>>379997664

not him but want me to buy you lethal league

>>379997575
Just wait till Sony, desu. EA always sucks, Bethesda is usually shit, Microsoft is usually shit.

>>379997708
It is. Definitely worth playing. Unfortunatley the series' future is in question because the development company went under. The people who worked there got snapped up by the company that actually owns the RF ip so its not impossible to get another but there hasn't been any word on a new entry.

I have a theory, they were denied the permits for a public event, according to this article
https://www.devolverdigital.com/blog/view/devolvers-e3-indie-picnic-update-back-to-a-private-event
is this stream just a big fuck you, or am I a retard

>Hopes, dreams, expectations threads
>Answer games, good games, complete disappointment
>mfw so far i was right
Who will save us from this nightmare?
Have we entered an era of uninspired copy paste crap? obviously we have when you look at steam

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Is there really nothing until PC gaming show? Should i just go to bed?

>>379998158
Sony is usually shit too man. Last year was fucking abysmal, they spent fucking half an hour on call of duty. They didn't even bother to show P5 and Gravity Rush 2, the only two PS4 games worth playing this year so far. If you like boring-ass AAA garbage then you'll probably enjoy it, but if you want anything that isn't bland lowest common denominator trash you'll be disappointed.

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>>379998519
>Sony is usually shit too

>>379998204
I doubt they ever actually wanted to get those permits. They carefully cultivate a counter-culture image, of course their conference was going to be a parody of E3 conferences.

>>379998204
>he's still watching the Devolver stream

Its literal bait in video form

>>379998408
Yes

>>379998408
Watch the same chinese cartoon you've already seen fifty times.

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I want E3 to be over

I wasn't ready for this much disappointment


>bringing back paid mods

Do these people have no shame?

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>>379998812
>he missed the black guy holding the guys face in the cuck position ON STREAM.

I just woke up. Did anything important happen at Bethesda?
I'm guessing not or people would be posting about ES6 like mad.

>>380002548

30 minutes long and was basically nothing besides FO4 VR.

Possibly one of the worst shows at E3 ever.

>>380002548
They tried to bring back paid mods and assumed nobody would notice. It didn't work.

>>380002820
Do they even realize how much of a legal nightmare such a thing would be?
I really don't think they thought this through and just go "Oh mods are popular, where's our money?!"

>>380002548
Wolfenstein 2 and standalone expansion for Dishonored 2. That's basically it.

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>>380002548
A clusterfuck is what it was.

>paid mods are back
>VR shilling for Doom and Fallout
>TES:O Morrowind
>Some Hearthstone rip-off
>Turning Quake into an Overwatch clone
>E-Sports
>Reaction video E-celebs
>Wolfenstein 2 set in the US
>The Evil Within 2
>Dishonored 2 DLC to tie up the story and bury the franchise for good

No one asked for any of this crap.

>>380002306
I shut it off at 2. I'd rather watch shitty entry-level weebimes.

>>380003140
>being surprised that the new Wolf is set in America when the "new colossus" subtitle has been known for a full year now
I'm hoping to god the Dishonored DLC means they haven't given up on the franchise, not that they're trying to wrap it up. Given DH2 didn't sell well though I guess thats a possibility.

>>380004373
I'd say there's a near-zero chance that the plot doesn't involve Billy and Daud learning everything they can about the Outsider, realizing the world needs him, and choosing to kill him anyway being treated as the bad ending

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>Nan is giving me £10k for a mortgage
>This time next year I'll be comfy in my new house under a blanket fort watching E3 and shit posting

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Will anyone win at this point?

>>380006342

That prison game is the number 1 contender so far. The rest has been shit

>>380006458
I actually fucking agree. We've hit a new low.

>>380006517
>>380006458
>co-op only
Fuck that. Dishonored is the only thing I'm into so far.

>>380006859
>Fuck that. Dishonored is the only thing I'm into so far.

Yay more of the same old. The amount of new IPs has been depressingly low.

>>380006517
>>380006859

It looks like another generic story driven poorly written shit adventure. But hey the prison break scenario rarely gets done in games and the coop only is at least trying to make it different from the rest of the shit out there.

>>380007107
>But hey the prison break scenario rarely gets done in games and the coop only is at least trying to make it different from the rest of the shit out there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not going to buy it or anything, but it's at least trying to do something different.

>>380007107
I would be totally down for it if it wasn't co-op only. That just ruins the entire game for me. I won't deny the prison break scenario sounds fun and it's only been done in low budget 2D before with the Escapists.

How about them paid mods, boys?

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>3 back-to-back conferences with only ONE new AAA IP

Its like the western devs decided together they weren't going to show anything this year.

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>>380008193
Hopefully the Japs didn't get the memo and they bring us some actual god damn videogames.

>>380006342
PC is the winner because there hasn't been a single exclusive game yet.

>>380007491
I'd be okay with the forced co-op but that obviously means it's going to be short as fuck. He kept saying it's an experience to share with a friend, which means it has to be short enough to finish on one sitting because normalfags can't plan schedules around finishing a game and it's only worth playing once.

>>380008804
Well the best game announced so far was the emulated version of Crimson Skies 2 which probably won't come to PC unfortunately.

Still debating what tasty snacks to get tomorrow for Ubisoft and Sony. Thinking I may just get a pizza

>>380009750
Not a bad choice, go for it.
Personally I'm saving my best snacks for tomorrow; unironically dorritos, salsa and mountain dew

>>380009750
get some cheese, croissants and cheap wine for ubisoft, sushi and sake for sony

>>38001001
That sounds good anon, I also have a thing of cannoli cream that I need to find a use for
>>380010183
Not a bad idea but I just had Sushi, maybe ill get some french fries for ubisoft

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DBZ, Code Vein, Metro, and some of the indie shit look nice, but almost everything else at E3 so far has been derivative garbage aimed at the lowest common denominators of casuals and normalfags. Microsoft doesn't give a fuck about exclusives and has failed to give people a reason to buy an Xbone X, it's sad. Their conference was essentially just a 3rd Party Showcase with literally no new First Party games announced at all. What happened to the days of every console having unique libraries?

The more I think about it the more I fucking hate Western AAA devs and companies like Microsft, EA, Activision, and Ubisoft. Pure fucking cancer.

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>>380010815
Microsoft basically came to terms with being second this generation.
You don't launch a new console without any AAA exclusives. Especially when it costs $499.

>boy we sure love indie guys now amiright guis
>content creators
>content creators

I honestly can't blame EA, they played it fairly straight and almost have zero competition when it comes to sports and Hollywood shooters. They're milking their cow and were the only corporations to show off a new AAA IP.

Fuck Bethesda though.
>someone in charge actually approved of that clusterfuck

>>380011491
I can blame EA for yet again ruining Battlefront.

>>380010815
Keighley always looks like he's in the verge of taking whatever you say very personally.

>>380010373
There's a sushi place around the corner from me but we're on a beach so I assume it's shit. Instead of going to the place fifty yards from my house I drive 30 minutes to the best sushi inland.

>>380011813
That's the right thing to do anon, dont settle for shit. I'll drive an hour to get the good shit over getting the bad shit fast.

I'd rather just stick to my vegan diet if im gonna eat shit I dont like.

>hurr durr why aren't there more triple A games coming out?

Devs are eye-ing to see what impact VR is going to have on the market. Bethesda took the first step right now and is going to fail miserably. How dense in the head do you have to be to combine VR including its potential motion sickness and headaches with a speed-shooter a la DOOM

>>380012782
VR won't have any sginificant impact on the market. It will eventually disappear the same that Kinect/PS Eye and Waggling did.