Nintendo, you want to win E3? Do this

>all this in 25 minutes

Enjoy your 3DS mini games and amiibo showcase.

>>379971324
>Shitch
Who cares

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I agree 100%, but Nintendo can't announce games that don't exist.

Switch Skyrim is actually happening.

>>379971324
Metriod is dead. F zero roms are still not taken down.

Vc is done.

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Has bethesda officially won E3 now?

>>379971324
The first two points are basically impossible.
Nintendo's online service will remain backwards and barebones, and Virtual Console will start slow with the same NES and SNES titles you have already bought on 3+ separate occasions by now at $5+ dollars and never any sales.

>>379971324

Is that all? You sure you don't want to add anything else to your list? Maybe a new Mach Rider, Mother 4, maybe Nintendo getting Street Fighter 6 and Contra 5? Shit maybe Skies of Arcadia 2

>>379977628
>Mother 4
All people really want is Mother 3.

>FIFA is Legacy Edition, AKA last gen version
>Skyrim is not Special Edition, AKA last gen version

>30 minute presentation
>3DS games being shown
>Nintendo getting zero, meaningful third party support

I own a Switch and I'm expecting nothing.

>>379978771

>I own a Switch and I'm expecting nothing.

Same, I don't even expect to see Project Octopath, and that's one of my most hyped games.

>>379971324
They've already said no virtual console planned

>>379978464
How do you know that wasn't the special edition skyrim?

>>379980295
The Switch can't even run current gen Skylanders and has to run the PS360 version. You think it can run Skyrim Special Edition?

>>379971968
Their E3 stuff is only 25 minutes long? fuck! what happened to the old days when they had a stage full of cool nintendo shit? why

>>379972821
Os it remastered or a 360 port?

>>379973120
They won alright. They won the reward of Worst Conference in history of E3.

A new golden sun would be real swell. i can dream damn it

>>379981343
360 poet where you have the privilege of buying a $20 toy to unlock a Link costume.

>>379980295
It's sold as the normal edition and looks like the normal edition.

>>379971324
Switch isn't powerful enough to emulate GC games

MELEE HD and not a fucking port

Why the fuck did i buy a switch? Jesus Christ

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>>379981226
Yeah, it fucking sucks. Shitendo doesn't make games anymore. They make movies and gimmicks. I and the rest of this board will be happy to see this scourge to gaming go bankrupt.

>>379982234
It's okay, you can still sell it like most of us did.

>>379971324
Nintendo is going to be the same shit it is every year. Their performance at E3 isn't a question of how well they do, it's a question how badly the competition fucks up.

Luckily for them, it's looking pretty good this year unless Sony gets has its shit together.

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>>379982234
I know that feel, anon.

>>379971324
>>379971968
>>379981226
http://nintendoeverything.com/reggie-confirms-nintendo-spotlight-e3-2017-will-be-25-minutes-breaking-more-news-during-treehouse-lives-first-hour/

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Fact #1: Switch sales are bullshit, having sold less units than the PS4 at release, in the same timeframe.

Fact #2: Switch demand is bullshit. Nintendo is literally holding units back from retailers so that you purposely walk into the store, don't get one, and think it must be the next hot item that you just have to have, creating fake consumer interest and hype.

Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

Fact #4: The specs are bullshit. Slightly more powerful than an Xbox 360, has trouble running a fucking flagship launch title that was 6 years in development.

Fact #5: The support is bullshit. The console is too weak to receive quality ports and multiplat titles from more powerful competing consoles, yet development costs are too high to encourage handheld and mobile devs to jump on board. Don't try shilling a few solitary developers who've "pledged their support", might I remind you of the WiiU?

Fact #6: The prices are bullshit. The console is being sold at $300 + tax, which doesn't even include the cost of a much-needed SD card, all for a console with last-gen specs. Add to this the roughly $80~90 joycons and myriad other overpriced accessories.

Fact #7: The games are bullshit. One single hyped title that is also available on WiiU, and a few shovelware games and ports. Nothing on the horizon except yet another Mario game and a few sequels.

>>379982764
Nice lies/fake news NIDF.

It took 2 minutes to reveal new smash last time

>>379982234
3 months later and BOTW is still the only game I have. Now I have fags telling me to buy Puyo puyo tetris and Bomberman because those games are "glorious".
Never buying a console on release again. Only thing keeping me from selling this thing are the games coming out next fucking year.

>only games announced for Switch so far have been a below-par FIFA and Skyrim port
Nintendo isn't winning shit

>>379982985
nice sources, sonybro.

>>379982565
I so wanted the switch to be able to even come close to staying competitive.

So far, it looks like a good damn joke as a new console.

Mario odyssey will just be another mario.

Botw grapgically looks worse than twilight princess HD remake for wii u. Fight me on that.

Xenoblade 2 is literally the only game i have hope for.

Hell even the view distance on minecraft is shit compared to everything else

>>379971324
Oh... is THAT all they have to do?

>>379983251
Buying a console at release is never a good idea.

>>379982985
In a really weird way as a developer I'm really curious if it would be viable to make a few games for the Switch just because there's very little offering. It might be considerably easier to stand out as an indie over there because of there being less competition.

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>>379971324
>That's it
While all of those things would be great, saying "that's it" after all of those things makes you sound like an entitled brat.

>>379983346
Shitch is probably the greatest blunder to come out of console gaming in the 2010s. We'll all be hyped to see it inevitably tank in sales.

>>379983607
Yes, but has there ever been a console launch as disastrous as that of the Shitch?

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>>379983295
As a Switch owner, I'm on his side >>379982985

>>379982985
>Fact #1: Switch sales are bullshit, having sold less units than the PS4 at release, in the same timeframe.

PS4 released in the holiday season. Of course it sold more.

>Fact #2: Switch demand is bullshit. Nintendo is literally holding units back from retailers so that you purposely walk into the store, don't get one, and think it must be the next hot item that you just have to have, creating fake consumer interest and hype.

Source?

>Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

Literally every person buying a Switch is buying Breath of The Wild. There is no possible way for it to sell more.

>Fact #4: The specs are bullshit. Slightly more powerful than an Xbox 360, has trouble running a fucking flagship launch title that was 6 years in development.

Much stronger than an Xbox 360. Quit talking out your ass.

>Fact #5: The support is bullshit. The console is too weak to receive quality ports and multiplat titles from more powerful competing consoles, yet development costs are too high to encourage handheld and mobile devs to jump on board. Don't try shilling a few solitary developers who've "pledged their support", might I remind you of the WiiU?

Switch is receiving lots of Western 3rd party shit.

>Fact #6: The prices are bullshit. The console is being sold at $300 + tax, which doesn't even include the cost of a much-needed SD card, all for a console with last-gen specs. Add to this the roughly $80~90 joycons and myriad other overpriced accessories.

Why would you need an SD card? You literally don't need it unless you are going fully digital.

>Fact #7: The games are bullshit. One single hyped title that is also available on WiiU, and a few shovelware games and ports. Nothing on the horizon except yet another Mario game and a few sequels.

Wrong.

>>379983807
Meanwhile you're the biggest blunder to come out of the 2000s

>>379984052
I'm pretty sure Breath of The Wild's Switch version is actually outselling Switch consoles for... some reason.

>>379983781
Don't bother. Just grab some popcorn and watch as Shittendo cuts off support for the Shitch in early 2019.

>>379983923
As is all of /v/.

>>379984052
>>379984089
>this mad NIDF

Keep in mind, this whole thread is one person replying to himself. Don't take the bait.

>>379982234
>not even buying MK8D to smash your friends and or siblings with
Was I the only one on this board to NOT buy MK8 on Wii U?

>>379984323
It's because Nintendo employees scalped the collectors edition of BOTW

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>>379982404
>Blunders
>Receive mass critical praise and do very well financially

>>379984438
>friends
Fuck you

>>379984052
>Switch is receiving lots of Western 3rd party shit.
Not the games that actually matter. Is it getting RDR2, Battlefront 2, GTA, Overwatch, Assassin's Creed and other huge titles?

>FIFA
It's a gimped version that doesn't even run on the current engine used
>Skyrim
It's not even the Special Edition

>>379984341
They need to learn that a company.is.not.their.friend.

Nintendo don't care about them, stop defending them like you're ego is tied to them.

>>379984640
He doesn't deal in the realm of logic
Don't bother

>>379984341
how old are you

>>379984531
I'm sure those dastardly Nintendo employees are the ones buying the Switches! We have figured it out Sonybros!

>>379984771
Actually it is the special edition of skyrim

http://gearnuke.com/elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-nintendo-switch-vs-pc-comparison-confirms-improved-visuals/

>>379971324
Have you seen EAs and Bethesdas conference. All Nintendo has to do is show off BotW DLC to win. Unless sony has literal magic up its sleeve like showing off FFVII

>>379971968
They confirmed no 3DS and no wasting time though

>>379984771
>RDR2, Battlefront 2, GTA, Overwatch, Assassin's Creed

Why would you want to play any of this shit? You also have to remember dev kits were only sent out 6 months ago, expect more 3rd party support next year if the sales keep up.

>It's not even the Special Edition

Have you seen the graphics? It looks literally the exact same as the fucking PS4 version. It's not called Special Edition because it doesn't have mods.

>>379984341
Even if they'd cut support early 2019 there's still plenty of time to make money out of it. I didn't mean taking on some multi year project but more like making some party games using the joycon gimmick or something like that.

Like it seems like a viable option compared to Steam where you have a shitload of games coming out but also a much larger userbase.

>>379983807
Saturn in NA.

>stealth launched the day of E3 with 3 games (the rest weren't ready), one of them being Myst 2 years after anyone who cared had played it
>only three retailers were greenlit to have it at launch; Walmart and KB Toys were so outraged at being left out of the loop they refused to stock Saturn products AT ALL
>Sony conference an hour after the stealth launch is announced undercuts the Saturn price by $100

>>379984849
Old enough to realize the shit Retardtendo is shoveling in our faces

>>379984640
>do very well financially
>barely outselling PS4, a four year old console, on a weekly basis

>>379985083
>Actually it is a heavily gimped version of the special edition of skyrim
Fixed.

>>379984771
>a company.is.not.their.friend
But they sure can be your employer, eh Sony Pony?

>>379985097
Sony will win with the reveal of MH5.

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>>379984771
>Assassin's Creed and other huge titles

>>379981816
How is that possible? Its consoles above it. It should be strong enough play games from the fucking early 2000s.

>>379971324
>New Metroid game

monkey's paw etc.

>>379985476
Define heavily gimped for us

Right now? Cross platform Virtual Console with my purchases from 3DS and Wii U being playable on Switch.

>>379985237
>Why would you want to play any of this shit?
Normies want this. If Nintendo can't get the Normie market, they're missing out.

Let's say you can buy one console, do you buy the one that has no game that you want to play with friends or the one that's getting flavour of the month games?

>>379985530
I don't fanboy over them though? In fact I hold them accountable for fuck ups too. It just so happens they fuck up a lot less than Nintendo.

>>379985476
so you're admitting to being an underage who thinks everyone cares about his opinion? like nigga if you it so much, why do you post in threads about it?

>announce new games for 3 niche IPs that don't sell well
>"That's it"

>>379973120
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>>379985607
That's not how emulation works, tard

>>379985607
Emulating is a different beast altogether.

>>379985735
Every single normalfag I know wants a Switch/has a Switch. When they get their FIFA on their, every normie in Europe is gonna want one.

>>379971324
>New Metroid game

Reggie himself will come to your house and kick you in the dick before that happens.

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>>379985476
They're failures for not outselling a console?

>>379986029
not really. if they already own an xbone or ps4, they won't see the need for one.

>>379981816
Yes it is. My 8800GT Windows Vista computer could run fucking Dolphin.

>>379982234
>Wii U happened
>Switch released
>all information we have right now made it looks a lot like the Wii U all over again
>bought into the Wii U 2.0

come on dude

>>379986029
>When they get their FIFA on their, every normie in Europe is gonna want one.
Europe has and always will be Sony county, anon.

>>379986194
You can take the shit on the go. Did you not see how well the DS and 3DS (to a lesser extent) did?

>>379985735
>Enters a thread considering ideas on how a rival console can do well at e3 to badmouth/shoot down said console
>Not fanboying

>>379971324
Yeah I agree OP, let's see if they can do it, I doubt it though it's only 25mins. Would love to eat crow though. It's Sony's to win over Microsoft unless they also fuck up at this point.

>>379986496
anon, normies don't care about portability. do you really think they're going to whip out a switch in public? hell no.

>>379986238
Even today Dolphin still can't properly run some games like F-Zero GX
It'll take a lot of work for a downclocked tegra to emulate them

>>379986290
I just want to chase 4 inch toys around my local towns from scalpers paying 8x msrp.

I don't even like playing the games

>>379971324
>Switch running CoD or Overwatch
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379986726
Why would I buy a Switch if I was a Sony fanboy? This is my opinion as a consumer.

>>379986496
>DS and 3DS (to a lesser extent) did?
>3DS (to a lesser extent)

you just answered your own question right there

handhelds as a whole is a dying platform because of the growing populace of smartphones, you can argue endlessly about the quality of the games but the cold hard truth is that portable systems cannot compete with them at all because smartphones took so much of their old market audience away (small children)

Everyday I see a family eating beside me the kid is always holding a tablet of some kind, I think I saw the Switch about once in 20-30 families with a portable entertainment device.

>>379985826
>>379985889

ITT: Dumbasses.

The Switch runs a modified Tegra X1. The Tegra X1 can run Dolphin more than fine. It runs it excellent. If Dolphin can do it on the bloated Android, Nintendo can do it on their streamline OS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1s4B4XXr8I

>>379986943
Why would you want RDR2, Battlefront 2, GTA, Overwatch, Assassin's Creed, etc on Switch if you already have a PS4?

>>379987495
Switch is underclocked.
And that emulator is sub-30 fps

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Tuesdays schedule

>>379988752
>Plataform
>people are still posting this

>>379988752
>monster hunter generations 2
lol

>>379988752
>plataform
>dqxi switch existing yet
>dqxi is not labelled as multi
>mh generations "2"
>all those multiplats that cannot run on switch
>developer column instead of publisher
>putting publishers as developers

>>379988752

Stop making me wish this was real. :(

>>379982404
>implying successful gimmicks aren't what moves the industry forward

>>379982764
last year they literally released the localization of rhythm heaven megamix during their treehouse stream so im sure there will be something

>>379986912
>running games that are at their best on PC on a console
Seriously, what's the point? You wanna play brown shooty games, you get a PC, it was, still is and always will be the only non-retarded option.