Clash of Cannibalism

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Today I would like to reveal to you all the hidden meaning behind Supercell's hit game. Yeap, you heard right! What is referred to as "raiding other player's bases" is really eating about them up. Think about it - what was it that "barbarians" did to each other back in the day? Different buildings on the base yield different kinds of loot, because different part of the body contain different nutrients/fluids. "Dark" elixir is perhaps deceptively named because it's really the opposite color in real life. Buildings as you upgrade them become more monstrous, grotesque and hideous, reminiscent some mythological beast wearing a spiked collar.

(Boom Beach, on the other hand is about sex, gay sex in particular)

Here is a partial list of what's what:

town hall: heart
walls: skin
cannon : arm
archer tower: leg
mortar: rectum
wizard tower: nipples
air defense: fingers
air sweeper: lungs
hidden tesla: penis
bomb tower: neck
x-bow: buttocks
inferno tower: retina

bomb: eyes
big bomb: entrails
spring trap: feet

research lab: brain
barracks: womb

So, clashers of /v/, who will you make your next meal?