Calling all Bethesda fans
Get in here
http://toddhoward.sexy/
If you want more of hisSweet Little Lies
>>379967053
fuck off your lies
burn yourself then bury the ashes
SWEET SWEET VICTORY
>Todd won't even be there
>>379967053
I don't care if he lies to us again, I love him too much.
>>379967053
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47B0Cj-fgb8
is this stream worth watching? will todd bless us with a new elder scrolls?
>>379967239
FOR THE FOIYAMAN
>>379967053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
>wolfenstein 2 leaked
>the evil within 2 leaked
i'm excited
WHERE MY COMFY THEATRE BROS AT?
>>379967369
yes
>>379967389
BIG
>>379967265
Maybe he pre-recorded something
>>379967482
MEATY
>>379967573
Almost definitely the case. He's the face of the company at this point.
Post your todds
>>379967476
RIGHT HERE MAH NIGGA
>>379967716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>379967835
http://toddhoward.sexy/
http://toddhoward.sexy/
http://toddhoward.sexy/
>>379967053
>2017
>Bethdrones still exist
STOP FALLING FOR HIS LIES
>>379967716
>no todd
fuck this I'm going to bed
What are you getting drunk to while listening to his lies?
>spam a Rem emote in chat once
>I get banned for 10 minutes
>other people spamming half screen memes every fucking second
>still doing it every fucking second.
fuck bethseda REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS STARTING
GET READY FOR SWEET LITTLE LIES SEASON PASSES AND SKYRIM2
>>379968209
It's 2pm here in Straya so i'm popping open a beer to watch it.
>been watching Pope's stream
>have to switch to twitch for the conferences because youtube is has a 15 second delay
>this stream
already off to a fantastic start
oh god it has already begun
>>379968979
Let's get it tharted
why are all the music choices so good this year
fuck
I want to go to bethesda land.
AND HERE'S LYIN PETE
BETHESDALAND
MOM TAKE ME
ITS STARTING
This is already ten times more interesting than Microsoft.
>>379967053
>those people standing up
>"my feet hurt"
>americans cheering for everything
worst audience
>VR
#GROANZONE
>Todd will never whisk you off to Bethesdaland and take you on a romantic date and then make sweet passionate love to you behind the Draugr Cave Horror House in Skyrim Land
2 VR GAMES COMIGN SOON
Oh shit i expected skyrim but doom vr has me rock hard.
>No Todd
Fuck Bethesda.
>>379967053
>It's a VR episode again
>one person clapping
>people think this conference is going to be anything but shit
Did anyone actually do the gay ass crafting in fallout 4?
>VR DOOM
>VR Fallout
has me thinking
looks like shit
>VR Fallout 4
I can't begin to imagine how buggy this will be
>VR shit
you fucked up
Bethesdaland is way cooler than the shit they just showed
prove me wrong
>>379967053
holy shit this is terrible. please end it.
WHAT'S UP GUYS
Not impressed at all so far.
>reaction vids
and is the audio not synched?
>>379970963
I'm just hoping they save the best shit for after all these boring announcements.
good lord this is terrible
>>379970686
i want to die now
>>379970565
BUT DA PRIIZE
imagine loverslab content in VR
STEAMING PILE OF SHIT SO FAR
Oh God
This is fucking terrible
Fucking reaction vids, so fucking cringy.
>"Omg dey shot da bear with arrows?!"
It started twelve minutes and I'm already four shots deep. I can't maintain this pace.
What the fuck is this VR bs?
>the only worthwhile thing they'll actually have to show is Evil Within 2
>>379971365
What are you taking shots for?
>show is literally just shilling their already released and old products
>PAID MODS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Paid mods are back.
PAID MODS
>VR shit
>TESO shit
>PAID MODS
What a fucking nightmare.
PAID MODS CONFIRMED
AHAHAHAHA
PAID FUCKING MODS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>their COOL NEW GAMES are literally mods
WOOO BABY CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
how could todd do this? what the fuck happened?
>Bethesda found a way to implement paid mods without Steam at all
Impressive
PAID MODS NOT COMIGN TO SWITCH TOP FUCKING GKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>379971494
Paid mods just earned another shot.
>>379971842
this
Shame if something happens to free modding.
Guys no calm down please Todd "the god" Howard can get away with paid mods.
IT'S TIME TO
Is the audio on all streams out of sync or what?
Also
>paid mods
Kek
>they introduced paid mods again
>it's even worse than last time
SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF TODD HOWARD
I for one welcome the crash and ruin of Bethesda
Heroes of the Skyrim
>paid mods
YES TODD YES PLEASE TODD YES PLEASE GIVE ME THAT DICK STICK YOUR BIG PREMIUM DICK INSIDE MY TIGHT MOD HOLE
Bet you fags it sticks this time.
Goodbye, healthy mod community and cooperation.. Hello simple paid mod garbage, stolen mods and modders taking shit down so it doesn't get stolen. .
complete shit so far
-5/10
FUCKING MOTION CONTROLLS IN SKYRIM
>so far their "announcements" have consisted of
>paid mods
>Switch version of skyrim has gimmicky motion controls and Zelda content
amazing
>skyrim with waggle
jesus fucking christ
Doom VFR looks fun
No one bought Disnuvo 2
>>379973325
that's because it was a broken PC port, not because of denuvo
Isn't it Drunken Sailor? Is dishonored about whales or something I never played
>>379967053
I'm always down for some new dishonored content
WE
So this is basically
>look at all the same shit we've already announced several months ago
>oh and some new DLC announcements
>and paid mods
the conference
>>379973236
Yeah I can't wait to sit in one spot and play watered-down turret-mode Doom
>eSports
>Esports
fucking garbage
>esports
20 minutes have passed and nothing new has been announced.
>>379973387
It's considered "whalepunk" by some
>woman
>esports
>>379973959
B-BUT BETHESDA IS SUPPOSED TO SAVE E3!!!
>VRshit
>paid mods
>cardgames
>switch games
>DLC
>ESPAWRTS
worse than fucking EA
>Bethesdaland
>VR bullshit
>Youtube reaction videos and e-celebs
>A hearthstone rip-off for Skyrim
>Skyrim on Switch
>DLC for Dishonored 2
>Quake e-sports
BJ IN QUAKE
skyrim came out 6 years ago...
So is Quake just Bethesda's Smash Bros. now?
>Paid Mods
>Switch with Amiibos
>Paid Mods
>Card Games
>Paid Mods
>E-Sports bullshit
>Paid Mods
>Nigger Woman in Dishonored
Holy fucking shit.
This gonna be a year filled with shitposting
Dishonored dlc is the only thing that interest me so far
>>379974340
you forgot
>paid mods
Why is there an ad for the Quake World Championship in the middle of Bethesda's conference
How the fuck did The Evil Within get a sequel?
>>379967053
PAID
MODS
THERE ARE NO BETHESDA FANS LEFT. BETHESDA HAS TRIED TO TURN THE KNIFE IN OUR BACKS TOO MANY TIMES
I thought I was listening to Boom Boom Satellites at first.
Why are there so many game trailers that consist of a hushed, serious, but un-enthusiastic woman talking over sad piano music?
>>379974746
Because Bethesda own id and thus own quake.
>no Skyrim 2
WTF Todd?
>PAID MODS AGAIN
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tch.. nothin personnel... kid
>>379974797
Guess Bethesda just doesn't give a shit, they will give anything a sequel.
>>379974797
The first one was good.
If only Todd was here...
We're not getting any gameplay in this conference, huh
SPOOPY
>Bethesda is having trouble keeping up with the gaming industry
>AAA titles getting BTFO by amateurs pusing out never ending beta releases
>they are solving this problem by making the modding community work for them
Bethesda is done.
>>379974797
I got so bored with that game that I just stopped playing it completely. I actually forgot it existed until today when I thought of how forgettable it was.
>no gameplay
fucking garbage
>Fuck everything
>Fuck everyone
>>379971412
PREORDERED
FUCK
WHERE IS TODD
>i got up for L I T E R A L L Y nothing
IT'S OVER?
>only 1 more game
>it's already over
This better not be leading to one last disappointment.
>two announcements
>both were leaked beforehand
NEU WOLFENSTEIN
B HAS COME TO
>>379967053
>wolfenstein
Literally no one ask for this, where is star field?
Boy, if /pol/'s pissed about Far Cry 4, wait till they see there's a whole game about killing Nazis
Who's ready for Jewish Propaganda Porn 2017?
W E
E
>>379976326
>>379976361
And there it is.
>>379976326
This trailer is doing a pretty terrible job of making the nazi's seem like bad guys.
>>379967053
STRONG NIGGER WYMYN
>>379976550
Much like Man in the High Castle, really.
A DUD?
>>379976550
They're nazi's man, I feel like it's kinda assumed by now
This is a trailer full of cool shit but still, manages to be a shit trailer.
Why did they turn BJ into a fucking hick
>>379976482
Nazi's are an overdone anatagonist. Of course "there it is".
>White boi
>WE
>Proletariat
Just end it all
>the game unironically has you allying with literal commies
>>379976852
Don't you feel like sometimes you just hate things because you're told to?
>>379976945
>Nazi's are an overdone anatagonist.
It's a goddamn Wolfenstein game.
>>379976326
>>379976361
>Having casual conversation while people shoot into your building and a dude just sits there playing clarinet.
wtf this is such a bizarre scene.
>>379967053
FACKING BANANA GOIYS
>>379977030
They're fuckin nazi's dude. Calm down
FUCKING BANANAS
>>379976361
this
>>379977045
And there it is. Nobody asked for that shit.
MAN THAT WAS SO GAAAAYYY
>fight nazis
oh fuck off let us play as a nazi
Looks like fun
F U C K I N G
U
C
K
I
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B A N A N A S
A
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A
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A
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>>379977030
I know right?
>Everything you've seen tonight will be out this year
Not that hard when you only announced two fucking games and some mobile shit.
>>379977373
>Nobody asked for that shit.
WE WUZ REVOLUTIONARIES 'N SHEEEIIIITT
Worse than EA/10
>>379977706
is this on steam? I only got the game because it was like $2
I love Bethesda, but I can't even shill out on this one. That was a shitty presentation.
DAMN NO FALLOUT ?!
>>379967053
What was the song for the evil within trailer
>>379967053
2017 CONFIRMED TO BE WORST YEAR SINCE 2012
>It's a /pol/'s mad about nazi's being bad guys episode
No fucking rpg, goddamn
>Who the fuck are you White Boi?
Can't wait to play for keks
PAID MODS.
AGAIN!
I'm not even pro nazi, don't give a shit bout killing them but I wanted to see an open world RPG announced.
Why is E3 such shit this year?
THIS SHIT WAS SOME HOT GARBAGE WHERE IS MUH STARFIELD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO SKYRIM IN SPACE
NO NEW GAMES
ZERO OUT OF TEN
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE WAS TODD
>>379977851
this
EA was shit I don't care about but it was new shit
this was things I dislike that I already knew about
Somehow it was worse than EA.
>>379978065
Fret not, as there will be paid mods to extend your enjoyment of Fallout 4 this Summer!
amazing show there faggots
loved the paid mods part
>out of 9 games shown, only 3 haven't been released yet
>out of 3 unreleased games, only 2 are brand new
>out of 2 new games, 0 are new IPs
congratz to bethesda on worst conference of E3
WOLFENSTIEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT KILLING NAZIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>379978246
>this year
Only this? You sure?
I can't believe Bethesda is still milking Skyrim. They'll be milking Fallout 4 past 2020.
Was hoping for a obsidian made fallout too :/
So no Starfield?
NO SKYRIM 2
WHER IS MAI SKIRYIM 2?
>paid mods
Was that it? LOL
>Wolfenstien 2
>KKK in trailer
Does this mean that Clayton Bigsby will be a boss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA
>>379967053
I wasn't actually a Bethesda fan until tonight, but as a VR developer, seeing them take charge and support this blossoming platform makes me respect the hell out of them. This is going to be a big step forward for the platform.
379979062
(You)
>>379967053
>no starfield
>no roaming around space with qt alien gf
looks like we got to wait a few years before we are allowed to have fun
I don't know why I had the hope that they would announce the next Elder Scrolls
>>379979062
oy vey
>Mutant cat flipping through 50's TV shows
>HOLY SHIT THE RUMORS WERE TRUE
>FALLOUT NEW VEGAS 2 YOU GOYS!!!!
>Zooms out into Vault-looking room
>IZ HABBENINGGG ;DDDD
>BJ Blaskovich
>Wolfenstein 2
>mfw
>VR is a meme guys, t-thank god I didn't fall for it.
>skyrim expansion for your hearthstone knock off
>morrowind expansion that you knew was coming out for a game no one plays
>fallout 4 vr looks kinda bad
>doom vr looks like absolute trash
>paid mods are back
>the evil within 2 might not be shit
>lol so randum xD wolfienstien
1/10
>>379978628
BJ literally has two personality traits
Can kill things good
Hates Nazis
>>379977282
Is that gonna be your only retort? So you really are just a braindead moron believing in what youve been forcfed in your shitty schools? You sir are the fucking bad guy in this era, a simpleminded puppet with no motivation of independent thought
>>379970671
Bethesdaland was cool
The rides in it were atrocious, though
>>379971412
NEW COLOSSUS!
commie-slaughtering game campaign when
>>379967053
>wolfenstein, a franchise whose entire premise is just killing nazis and nothing else, is about killing nazis
>inbred americans who probably don't even pronounce Schadenfreude correctly are butthurt that it's about killing nazis, who at this point are more of a fictional antagonist group to be used in entertainment than an actual group of people that existed in history
God, you probably got triggered by the sight of characters that aren't white, too.
>>379979534
>Showed a Nazi robot dog from the previous Wolfenstien
>German or Else
>Thinking it was going to be anything other than Wolfenstien
Are you retarded
>>379978628
ikr. teenage alt-brighters have no idea what wolfenstein was, getting autismtriggered over nazis being the bad guys lol.
>>379979917
>Thinks Nazis weren't bad guys because /pol/ told him so
>Calls other people out on not thinking for themselves
Dude, I know you just want to believe the things that make you feel good but come on
>>379980271
Who the fuck keeps up with the Wolfenstein games?
>>379980640
People that like good shooters.
Wolf 2 Looks to be cool
Hopeful for Evil Within 2, but it's probably going to make even less sense.
I actually like motion controls so Skyrim Switch looks neat too, but still underwhelming.
Fuck Creation Club
Fuck Everything else
Fucking Fuck you for no TES6
3/10
>>379980640
New Order was actually pretty fun, you'd know that if you'd played it
>no todd
He must be working on TESVI right guys.. haha
why did they cuck us like this
>>379979917
>being this buttblasted about hating Nazis
/pol/ is a helluva drug
>>379980640
>keeps up
there has literally been 1 new wolfenstein game, with an expansion pack/dlc thing
it's not hard to "keep up"
WHY DID I STAY UP FOR THIS SHIT
>>379980889
>it's probably going to make even less sense
It's actually not being done by retarded gooks this time.
>>379967053
can someone tell me what games they announced? like for wolfenstein and doom?
>>379981360
Wolfenstein with KKK and Fallout 4 VR + paid mods
>>379979996
Vietnam games, Homefront, and TPS games already exist anon
>>379981360
DOOM VR
Fallout 4 VR
Wolfenstien 2: Strong Black Womyn Boogaloo
Evil Within 2
That's it
>>379967053
>>379981095
Protip
Dont take it seriously and you will have fun
>>379981360
Wolfenstein 2: New Colossus
The Evil Within 2
Fallout 4 VR
Doom VFR
TES Online: Morrowind
TES Legends: Whatever
New platform for paid mods
that's literally it
Now this is the stuff I look forward to. I'm enjoying this shitfest.
>>379981782
Also paid mods.
>>379981845
I've already gone through the whole song and dance, though I never got as far as literal Nazi apologetics
>>379981997
Oh and Skyrim for Switch.
>>379967116
FUCKING KEK
>>379981262
Is that why they're pretending people cared about Sebastian?
>>379967116
>>379982396
How could I have forgotten
Fuck Bethesda, let's torch their offices, Todd is a witch and needs to be burned
>>379967053
BIX NOOD
>>379979917
Follow your leader.jpg
>We have one more game to announce
>Holy shit, time for Starfield
>Trailer starts
>What the hell is this? Fallout?
>Ends up being Wolfenstein
God damn what a disappointment
>>379982825
I literally don't remember a single character from that game anyway.
Also the whole muh daughteru and insane cult thing is totally not a Silent Hill rip off.
>>379983639
New Order was fun though
>>379983639
>he fell for the starfield meme
holy shit kys
>>379979534
retard
>>379978182
Ordinary world cover, don't know who by though.
>>379981997
gratzi
>bethesda tries to get you to like them by showing you the kids of people who work there
>they do this because they know their conference is dogshit
>they bring their C tier liar in case it doesn't work to protect Todd's "credibility"
>>379982397
What fucking board were you on?