Someone give me a quick rundown on E3

so.. I'm here.. to.. talk about need for speed....

payback

>>379946591
I can only give you a basic gestalt.

cringe
gib money plz
pandering in attempt for said money
japan comes in and shows they are the only competent ones

>>379946591

>EA
Sport shit and Star Wars Battlefront, plus boring Sports.

>Microsoft
Xbox One X for 500 bucks, some games like coop shit are meh some suprises like Metro and Ass Creed origins

Bethesda will be later tonight and Devolver Digital soon after

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>>379946591
Memes from the machine

Do you want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada?

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>>379947259

GIVE ME BOTH

>>379947191
You forgot that part where everything shown at the Microsoft conference was multi-platform.

Turning the damn kids gay.

Xbox one X
Assassins Creed: WE WUZ KANGS
Bioware's Anthem

That's about everything noteworthy

>>379946591
Vampire Pedos from Microsoft. Yogurt and Pizza slingers from EA.

Be sure to preorder Anthem.

>>379947435

My bad.

EA somehow managed to be worse than expected

Microsoft actually had games, unfortunately a lot of them looked like shit

>>379947553
Guilty Dragon Gear Ball.
>>379947574
>Vampire Pedos from Microsoft.
Not exclusive, just shown at the event.

>>379948159
From limited gameplay we've seen it doesn't play anything like goober gear fortunately. Might actually be good.

>>379947574
And check out the e3 show floor for some cuphead waterfilters.

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Microsoft had a very Microsoft conference.

>>379948365
Keeping my eyes out for EA-ssential's body products.

>>379948357
Still made by the guys along with the 2d/3d shit.
So I wasn't wrong.

>>379948468
Are those supposed to be Exclusives?
I ask because none Xbone's games on that list are exclusive.

>>379948879
>Are those supposed to be Exclusives?
No, it's meant to be a mix of exclusives and company published (also exclusive marketing like NMS) games.

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>>379948468
>all those games that were exclusives at one point that ended up on Playstation anyway
>not a single one of those PS exclusives ended up on Wii or X1

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>379950303
>>all those games that were exclusives at one point that ended up on Playstation anyway
Name one from the Red line outside of ZombiU (the definitive version is still the Wii U version)

>>379950453
>outside of ZombiiU

Why is ZombiiU excluded? Why can't I name that one?

>>379950709
Not him.
But I can't name one from the Xbone line.

>>379950709
the definitive version is still the Wii U version

>>379946591
There was Brûz who seems like a cool guy.
Then Microsoft showed some XXXbo footage and said it was 4k60fps even though it was clearly under 60 fps. And then we saw a ton of games all with the EXACT same meme cartoon graphics aesthetic.