Bethesda conference fuel thread

>smoking

>>379943443
>death sticks

Have fun with your GERD op

>acid fruit

>>379943552
>>379943613
>im12andwhatisthis

>Think it's at 4
>It starts 6 my time
Kill me

Drinking chocolate milk, might drink some wine to survive

red marly
super polm, one of the better hash kinds
redbull, lots of redbull
leftover pizza from yesterday

>>379943846
>paying money to ruin your looks and health

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>>379943443
>coffee
>orange
>tobacco
>chocolate

This the secret formula for estus?

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>>379943846
>i-if you don't consume cancer you're just underaged!!!

>>379943443
RIP Teeth

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>>379943443
Water
Pic related literally me atm

>>379943552
t. 10 yr old

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>>379943443
Sounds like a recipe for bad breath and bad shits.

im not watching the conference and i cant eat because i am fasting

Turkey and ham sub on wheat + protein shake and vitamin water. Gonna get some coffee before the show as well.

>>379943846
This is why I don't support universal health care.

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Don't smoke; don't be degenerates.

What time is the conference? Some say 9 some say 11

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>>379943443
>marlboro reds

If you're going to smoke like a fag, at least smoke something other than the McDonalds of cigarettes

Well if it isnt the cigarettes, oranges, coffee and chocolate shill

>smoking
>coffee
>dark chocolate

>>379943443
so what time does it really start? I'm hearing conflicting reports of either in one hour (10pm EST) or in three hours (midnight EST)

>>379943846
>>379945216
Aren't cigarettes like $10+ a pack? Why would you want to spend that much money on something that makes you stink, ruins your teeth, and kills you slowly?

>>379943443
Should I take an adderall?

>>379945759
There is nothing wrong with dark chocolate. I agree with you on the other two though

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>>379943443
Just beer

My friend, would you like to trade your citrus, open borders and 100 gold per turn for my silk?

>>379945839
1 hour

>>379945839
SOMEONE FUCKING ANSWER THIS

>>379945671

t. has never smoked a cigarette in his life

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>>379945397
Are you Muslim?

>>379945881
4.36 a pack for me.

>>379946001
no it's midnight EST. Stop spreading misinfo shill

>>379945839
twitch tv/bethesda

Two hours.

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>>379943443
>smoking

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>>379945839
>>379946001
>>379946028
>>379946187

Literally the first google result

>>379946297
FUCK

3 Hours

>>379946465
4 hours? I can't stay up that late.

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>>379946001
>>379946028
>>379946297
>>379946392
>>379946465

pic related says 3 hours

>http://www.e3countdown.com
this says one hour

what the fuck?

>>379946670
Can you not into timezones?

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delicious polenta

I bought half a dozen donuts but ate them on the way and now I only have oatmeal

>>379947232
Lose weight, tubby. Good job on the oatmeal though

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I baked some nice brownies with m&ms on top. Goes great with coffee or tea.

Baking your own snacks > buying prepackaged shit.

>>379945925
That's not beer, that's pisswater

>>379947507
All beer is pisswater

>pot of espresso
This is the real give away, though nice try everyone else

>>379946060
Those are unironically the best widely available cigarettes

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>>379947386
>Good job on the oatmeal though
>Lose weight, tubby
>eating carbs
>losing weight

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>>379946319
>>379943613
>>379943552
>judging others for their vices like a pre-teen autist

>>379943443
Champagne and beer.

>>379947851
>Eating 6 donuts on the way home from buying them
Eating oatmeal is fine, it's eating 6 pastries that is the issue here

>>379945397
Have some pork ahmed

why the fuck would they stream so late..........

>>379943443
>Marlboro Reds
Good choice.

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>>379947982
>Eating oatmeal is fine

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>>379947858
Lowlife degenerate detected. You need Jesus.

https://napchart.com/

What's your sleep schedule /v/?

>>379948219
Yes, oatmeal once a day won't make you fat. Do you know what moderation is? 6 donuts is not moderation, you donut

>Phillip Morris shit

Roll your own.

>>379943443
Caramel vodka.

Playing this.
https://pastebin.com/WS3PtsPu

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>>379948234
>>>/pol/

only manchildren don't smoke tbqh

Why isn't Todd there today? I want to see the mountain man.

>>379948606
Only people who can't get a dick in their mouth right when they want it are smokers, desu

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>all the moralfag children ITT who don't smoke getting this assblasted

I'm drunk as shit on Old Rasputin bottom shelf Bourbon, I don't even give a fuck.

>>379944026
the image is funny because it's literally 99% of all invasions

kratom

WHEN DOES THIS SHIT START? 30 MINTUES?

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>mfw smokerscum has lung cancer near me

-Fritos
-Bagel Bites
-Some beers
-Diet Coke
-Reeses.

I am good.

>>379948936
2 hours 30 min, e3countdown page is wrong. Check Beth's twitter.

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Right now chips with salsa. When it starts I will make a bunch of toast with butter and grape jelly. I went to the store earlier but couldn't get myself to buy anything. I ate some InN Out burger before Microsoft started however .

>>379948878
Up for more? A friend and I made a drinking game to play with this.

>>379949156
Thanks doc.

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Got all the fuel i need right here.

>>379948219
except this bitch is eating like 20 servings of oatmeal a day.

>>379945671
Reservation cigarettes taste awful the reason people smoke those is they aren't taxed. Any real nigga I know rolls his own

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>>379948984
>RedditLetterMedia

>>379943443
shit tons of weed

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>people at my school were all smokers
>people at my work are all smokers
>friends are all smokers
>people at church are all smokers
guess you need to be a basement dweller to have something against smokers lol

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>>379948873
Enjoy your poor health

>>379949336
Dude, weed. Lmaooooo

>>379947507
While I am confused why anyone would drink a light lager. Don't be hatin on Yeungling senpai.

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>>379948873

CANCER IS COOL HAHA

>>379943443
A nice refreshing glass of water.

>>379949543
you must be a europoor

>>379949336
That's a lot of H you're going to shit your pants and pass out.

>>379948741
T.child

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>>379949390

By all means explain how RLM is Reddit tier?

>>379949684
this is true

>>379949884
>t. literal faggot

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>>379949572
If you're drinking Yeungling, you need one of these bad boys

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>>379943552
>>379943613
>>379943718
>>379944474
>>379945265
>>379945607
>>379945759
>>379946319
>"I'll show these degenerates!"

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>>379949895
No.

>>379947858
>Needing to smoke
Just down some cyanide. You'll die faster.

>>379949872
don't opiates make you constipated?

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>all the fatfags ITT

lmao

>smoke next to lungcucks
>they get cancer from second hand smoke and die

lungcucks BTFO

>>379949939
Just got back to the States from Europe. Disgusting how so many people smoke over there.

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>>379943846
Literally just roll up a 5 and smoke it instead. You get similar effects