This is Poison. Say something nice about him!

What a handsome young man you are, Poison

When are ya' gonna get married, Poison? I'm sure you'll find a wonderful wife if you look hard enough.

>>379935127
you tricked me

>>379935127
>him

>>379935127
i want to suck your dick, Poison!

>>379935127
Care for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?

>>379935127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

>>379935127
Cute girl. What's her name?

>>379935127
>Him

>>379935491
We all do, anon. We all do.

>>379935127
>him
Poison is not a guy, and has never been a guy.
This is 100% canon.

>>379935127
I love your 9 foot cock, poison!

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>>379936137
>newhalf
>not a guy

ok

>>379936252
>newhalf
>a guy

ok

you only like poison because your mental illness/homosexuality has erroneously wired you to be attracted to dicks instead of vaginas

PLEASE FUCK MY ASS POISON

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>>379936569
>implying i dont like the big titties, wide hips, fat ass, and thick thighs as well

>>379936805
you don't. but you're good at pretending you do

i got tired of poison after everyone just bandwagoned poison for that stupid dick

same kind of people who bandwagon anime series like jojo's

>>379936569
Heterosexuality is a disease whose symptoms include abortion, teen pregnancy, domestic violence, child abuse, divorce, nagging, denial of secks, and incest.

Heterosexuality is the leading cause of pregnancy and venereal disease. The only reason why heterosexuality is still around is to propagate homosexuals, since gays have evolved past the necessity of reproduction in order to ensure the prosperity of the group as the breeders(or human incubators) take care of this issue for them. Homophobia, a staple of heterosexual culture, is put simply: gay envy.

The heterosexual male tries to find a way to return to the womb by exploring a woman's vagina. In addition to this subconscious wish for incest, heterosexual men have a greater propensity for rape, domestic abuse, and pedophilia than fags. Rape and abuse are the straight man's way of saying "I love you".

>>379935127

Her dick is probably longer than mine.

>>379936974
*and don't read the manga
forgot to mention this part

>>379937168
what if I'm too adhd to read?

>>379937398
that alone says that you're the kind of person who likes flashy images over substance

like a klk fag

>>379937539
but I didn't even watch klk

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When's Poison gonna be added to SF5?

>>379935127
penis=/=man

if penis made someone a man then your father wouldn't be so embarrassed by you

>>379935127
when will this "Poison is a him" meme ends?

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>>379937908
hopefully never because that game is fucking trash

>>379937725
you'd clearly like it if you did watch it

>>379937908
I wouldn't be surprised, actually. Capcom clearly enjoyed the publicity having her in SFV got them - free articles written debating her gender/sex, as well as praising Capcom for including a trans character and depicting her as sexually desirable. Meanwhile, she's just a sexy piece of ass for the lewd-artists to go to town on. Everybody wins.

Except redesign her moveset, her just being a shoto felt super uninspired.

>>379935127
I like your Kotobukiya figure Poison.

>>379938262
When they reveal he is a women, and he isn't

>>379935127
>him

>>379938154
>penis=/=man
i hope you're not serious. for our future's sake
my god what has the internet done to you

>>379935127
>him

>>379937312
This is pretty great

>>379938485
no way fag.

>>379938869
She wasn't a shoto. She was a rekka character.

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>>379935127
BOLLOCKS! Bollock!

>>379939234
Sorry gramps, but the real world is moving on and you're going to be left behind. Enjoy your state of mind while it lasts.

>>379935127
>hi-
Oh, you were right this time.

>>379939234
again, if having a penis made you a man your father wouldn't be ashamed of you.

>>379938154
Trust me, your father is embarrassed by you. Even if you're a girl, he's fucking disappointed. How the fuck is he supposed to explain to people that his twenty year old accident doesn't know who has penises.

>>379940067
you keep saying that like it's funny or clever but it's not.
also my dad dead

>>379937106
Gay

>>379940106
>twenty year old accident

Thanks for letting everyone know how old you are with that projection

>>379940539
you're retarded and it might be time to stop posting.
and maybe never post again

>>379935127
Unironically one of the best trans characters in videogames
Not like there's much competition anyway but not making a big deal about it aside from a few jokes is a good start

>>379940539
well actually im 19. is that a problem faggot?

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>>379935127
Your cock is so tasty Poison

>>379939234
>You only need a penis to be a man
Keep telling yourself that

I want a gf(male)

>>379942153
everyone in this thread we're all going to stop posting rn. you ready? 3, 2, 1 go

>>379941808
Source?

>>379935127
I'm not gay for wanting to suck on Poison's dick right?

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>>379935127
Is that huge thing going to be inside me?

>>379944009
Sucking a woman's penis isn't gay.

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You have pretty hair.

>>379935127
That's a cute shemale

How to make perfection:
>take a female body
>add a penis
It's really that easy

>>379939852
fireball, uppercut, approach move? Seems like a shoto to me. "rekka character" isn't really an archetype, it's just one special move. Especially when it's not like Kyo's where you have actual options, Fei Long has shitty rekkas that should basically just be a single special move. The only "option" is to do them all if you hit, or not do them all if it was blocked. No real choice there.

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>>379945003
This.

>>379945574
Fei isn't a Rekka character. Gotcha. Please stop.

Rose is a shoto too because her ex reversal acts as an uppercut and she has a fireball?

Rekka is an archetype.

>you will never be impregnated by poison and raise your sons up to also be sexy dominant newhalves
What is the point of living?

>>379945574
>Fei Long has shitty rekkas that should basically just be a single special move.
the point isn't about the effectiveness first off and second you have never used this character right

third, "rekka ken" is the fucking name of that attack which is why people call those moves fucking rekkas

you make /v/ pretty autistic because horny japanese men designed you and then old western men changed you
so thanks for the keks, poison

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>>379937312

Awesome rack on him though.

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>>379937106

>>379937106
I really hope this is an obscure pasta made by a pro baiter and you don't really believe any of these.

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>>379937106